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Fist.

Six people can meet up in Ingerland so the Famous Five can start sleuthing again but the Secret Seven have to wait a while longer.

Pal Joey wrote:I might go for a quick w*nk at the Opera House later. See if I can find a spotlight there.

Hello World!

Lol out loud, I bet the Aussie michaels has laid claim to that.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I might go for a quick w*nk at the Opera House later. See if I can find a spotlight there.

Hello World!

Lol out loud, I bet the Aussie michaels has laid claim to that.

It will be either that or a finger & fist silhouette of Captain Cook's profile.

It is very hot today.

I am not dead. Although I have just been helping Mrs Windows with some alterations to a wedding dress so I have died a little bit inside.

Superfly sounds as though he is as busy as me these days. rICk is the only lawyer we have now.

I actually had some work to do today - and a client has also had the cheek to ask me to call him at 15:00 when I could be sat outside in the garden taking the top off something frosty and delicious (no, not Galtova).

Lol out loud. 'Frosty and bitter' would also have sufficed.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I am not dead. Although I have just been helping Mrs Windows with some alterations to a wedding dress so I have died a little bit inside.

Rubbing your phallus on the inside of the dress will help you to overcome this.

Warm fist.

Riotous sicond.

Calamitous tird.

I don't have the energy to riot.

Whoever had "the purge" in the what could go wrong in June sweepstakes, well done!

Any bets on what July is going to bring? Or shall we just welcome our insect overlords now, Tino will be in a position of power.

Maybe Tino's had his brain taken over by one of those zombie wasps, every once in a while he struggles free to post on here but for the most part he's in the garden building wasp nests and chasing away pest controllers.

All Quiet on the Antipodean Bug Front.

They are probably plotting the July takeover.

We had a fly in the flat on the weekend but the cat chased it down and ate it.

First line of defense,

We're fairly safe when it comes to flies and pigeons. Probably small dogs as well.

“Communal singing and chanting should not occur because of the high risk of transmission of the virus,” NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry Chant said.

That's Wales f*cked then.

Plaid Fist

sheep-shagging sicond

Wotcha, Galts.

Shizz still be crazy in the US. Feel sorry for those crazy cats, I hope for their sake that Trump does not get back in.

Yep, looks like everyone wants a second civil war. Was supposed to be there for the 4th of July this year until the coronavirus f*cked everything up, though perhaps if the pandemic hadn't happened George Floyd would still be alive and none of this would have happened.

Covid defo turned it into a greater melting pot than normal, but imagine Boris Gassing people so he could have a 2 minute photo op with a bible in front of a church, crazy.

Flash bang fist

Stun grenade sicond

Morning, mate. You well?

All good thanks, getting a sandal tan on my feet. How are things with you?

Wait until you start developing lizard skin or what I call reptile scales, Galts. Whack some sun screen on next time.

Poor Flipper... I was shocked to hear he got called names in a park just because he had a bit of a tan and a beard. I'm in the same boat. The ex used to affectionately call me "Tar Brush" (in a baby girl voice)... which is quite funny when you think of it.

It'll just match the eczema on my hands then. Turning into a lizard might not be a bad thing, will be exempt from this decry your own white privilege/self flagellation craze.

Yeah, agree.

It's all Shakespeare's fault. A bloody 456 y.o. bearded white male literary giant and his big mouth. Look where that's got us now. Thanks Bill.

Raining here today.

Due a bit of rain down here as well, fortunately we won't have everything grinding to a halt as it's all stopped already.

Oh... when will my heart ever mend?

Still not dead.

I knew posting a new round would revive him

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I knew posting a new round would revive him

Yes, I am delighted to see my pick is at least getting some attention. I wasn't expecting anything.

I am yet to cast my vote as there are some great shouts on there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I knew posting a new round would revive him

Yes, I am delighted to see my pick is at least getting some attention. I wasn't expecting anything.

I am yet to cast my vote as there are some great shouts on there.

I was very close to voting for yours (assuming it's the one about thunder b*stards) but couldn't bring myself to due to the incorrectly used apostrophe.  Ruined what was otherwise an exceptional entry.

I expect better of you, especially when you're alive.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I knew posting a new round would revive him

Yes, I am delighted to see my pick is at least getting some attention. I wasn't expecting anything.

I am yet to cast my vote as there are some great shouts on there.

I was very close to voting for yours (assuming it's the one about thunder b*stards) but couldn't bring myself to due to the incorrectly used apostrophe.  Ruined what was otherwise an exceptional entry.

I expect better of you, especially when you're alive.

I make you right, Galted. That is pretty inexcusable and whoever did post that selection deserves a proper f*cking shoeing by an enraged Aston Villa fan in a pair of lightweight, yet sturdy walking boots.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I knew posting a new round would revive him

Yes, I am delighted to see my pick is at least getting some attention. I wasn't expecting anything.

I am yet to cast my vote as there are some great shouts on there.

I was very close to voting for yours (assuming it's the one about thunder b*stards) but couldn't bring myself to due to the incorrectly used apostrophe.  Ruined what was otherwise an exceptional entry.

I expect better of you, especially when you're alive.

I make you right, Galted. That is pretty inexcusable and whoever did post that selection deserves a proper f*cking shoeing by an enraged Aston Villa fan in a pair of lightweight, yet sturdy walking boots.

You could add 'elegant' to that to make it an even more accurate description.

I like your boots Galted - https://www.office.co.uk/view/product/office_catalog/2,10/2328376333

They go well with my ripped denim shorts and bowtie.

Thursday thist!

Just realised I was late to the latest cup round... Sick

Alive.

I hope you voted for my pick in the last CC round, Tino

Morning Rick and Tina.

My number of posts is now getting really close to the NUMBER OF THE BEAST X 10. I hope it's like saying "Candyman" three times and that Dave reappears.

I have been concerned about him lately as I imagine the physical distancing rules have meant a shortage of avaiable prostitutes on the street for him to butcher.

superflyweight wrote:Morning Rick and Tina.  

My number of posts is now getting really close to the NUMBER OF THE BEAST X 10.  I hope it's like saying "Candyman" three times and that Dave reappears.  

I have been concerned about him lately as I imagine the physical distancing rules have meant a shortage of avaiable prostitutes on the street for him to butcher.  

Did Ghosty ever reappear after his Hammersmith Harrier incarnation?

I miss his particular brand of lies, barely concealed racism and simmering rage. I suspect he could well have been Donald Trump so maybe he is just busy.

RiCk, I am yet to cast my votes. I will do it later.

How is the cut and thrust world of law for you pair these days?

rick_dagless wrote:Just realised I was late to the latest cup round... Sick

We did these in advance, your original pick is up there (I think). But tutting is very annoying

Hammersmith Harrier is now Soul Requiem, I believe