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Fist.

Galted wrote:Sitisfied sicond.

How are things down under?  Meant to ask whether the fires ever got extinguished, been so busy being obsessed with covid-19.

Surprisingly good considering everything that has happened.

The last of the fires got snuffed out back in March I think... a couple were still smouldering for a while in a few places even after some decent rain.

Good to hear, disasters like that are bad enough but being put into the shade by a global pandemic is even more of a choker. Like our blocked drain.

Galted wrote:Good to hear, disasters like that are bad enough but being put into the shade by a global pandemic is even more of a choker.  Like our blocked drain.

Galted - I'll swap your blocked drain for the squirrel in our loft.

Are they noisy, Guildford... scratching around and lightly wheezing at night?
Our possums can be like that. I used to hear them scratching, turning over, snoring and most likely fornicating up there in the cosy roof space.

damn it... another bloody palindromic post! (always save the best comments for those)

Used to have a squirrel in the loft in a previous place I lived, you would've thought it was a bison from all the racket.

Makes you wonder how Shah puts up with all the noise from the imprisoned wives he keeps in his attic.

Just noticed that my post count is getting close to the NUMBER OF THE BEAST X 10.

If that doesnt bring back Dave then nothing will.

superflyweight wrote:Makes you wonder how Shah puts up with all the noise from the imprisoned wives he keeps in his attic.  

He lives in a different house to the one in which he keeps most of his wives.

Bloody carpet snake found in our apartment building the other day. Thankfully, I'm not anywhere near so I'm safe.

Post pointless bank holiday Fist.

Hi Rick. Didn't you have one a few weeks back? How are you anyway... any trips up to Durham?  

All's well in the soon-to-be T-TTB.

We did indeed, Peej.

Did you know that Dominic Cummings travelled more under Corona lockdown, than Crewe Alexandra have travelled for a competitive game in their 143 year history.

I did manage to have a drive out, one of the benefits of having a hair dressers car I guess.

I didn't know that.

Not sure I'm looking forward to the NRL starting again on Thursday night with empty stadia. No cardboard cut-outs on the seats either.

I'm hoping someone has been working flat out behind the scenes getting some hysterical fan noise dubbing together. I very much doubt it though. Any sport without atmosphere will be odd.

You could go down the filling the stadia with Sex Dolls, route, mate.

I think the interesting thing will be that you can hear the players interaction with the Ref, especially in football over here.

Yes, also that sound of meat slapping against meat... and the occasional bone getting crushed.

There are other places you can hear that, peej.

Chez Galted you mean? Probably that aroma of chafed wood too. Like in a carpenter's workshop.

I hope Julius wasn't Stanley Ho.

Tird.

It's a pity that Tina seems to be dead again, he'd have loved Truss' latest contribtion on the Tyson v Holyfield thread.

Probably more like sean's garden, peej.

Morning, supes.

Morning Rick / Peej

If I actually enjoyed my job, I'd be slightly concerned at the almost complete lack of work I've got on at the moment.

Morning Super. Don't worry too much mate. The sun will rise again tomorrow.

It's a good time to clean out any old files... reorganise things and most importantly read up on articles which may interest you even if they are a little outside of your usual scope of work. You're at home, yeah?

Yep - at home with Mrs Superfly (who is really busy with her work) and my two girls (8 and 3). I'd rather be in Guantanamo with Shah.

superflyweight wrote:Tird.  

It's a pity that Tina seems to be dead again, he'd have loved Truss' latest contribtion on the Tyson v Holyfield thread.  

I used to try to wum the weightlifting thread which was a mistake as I could never come up with anything as good as that.

Galted sees the opportunity for a fist and he's on it.

Fact check Fist

Edit, I have checked the facts, and I am sicond

Fake post tird.

Quiet on here since Tino died again.

Fist, can't work out whether the US is turning into The Purge, or we are just getting increasing wacky stories to deviate from the usual cack that goes on over here.

Onetwo's head must've exploded with reality becoming more bizarre than his conspiracy theories.

Second.

They do seem to like getting out and burning down the block at every opportunity... looking back in history.

I feel sorry for that poor guy and his family. What's with these cops? They'll need to find another technique to keep big blokes under control.

Tird.

It's warm here today, I bought a new fan and I am excited about it, this seems to be my life now.

Online purchase rick, or did you queue up at The B&Q?

Online, Jules, it is a " Meaco" unaware if The B&Q stock such a thing.

I can highly recommend it, especially if you have high ceilings.

I have normal height ceilings, because I don't live in a f*cking mansion.

You have to factor in that building space is a heck of a lot cheaper in The North, I live in a converted mill loft thing.

But around this area you can't walk far without tripping over a mill, so they are cheap as chips.

Wedding anniversary today, I got 3 Hobgoblins and a Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer. Plus she bought herself flowers, I feel very privileged.

Congratulations Galted. Give her one for me.
Should have got one of these - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220

Cheers, Julius. Not sure what her plans are for later so I might be asking you to give her one from me.

Double fist for Galted this week.

Nailing it, Galts.

Sicond, by Jove it is warm.

I feel a bit uncomfortable when I'm on a fist - it's like getting to the front room before every one else and sitting in Rick's armchair. Can't relax properly wondering how he's going to react.

Usually proudly, Galts, there is no one I would rather sit in my virtual armchair.

Cheers, Rick. Sentiments like that make the lockdown all the more endurable.

Morning to you both.
Didn't realise you are still in lockdown. Is it still strictly policed or do they turn a blind eye generally?

Speaking of, you do anything new this weekend with the exciting new rule relaxation?

Meeting in parks? Getting your eyes tested?

I would suggest I'm going to get w*nkered and drive somewhere to check whether I'm sober enough but I suspect that joke's been done to death.

He should have claimed he drove to Barnard Castle for a w*nk.  It would have been as valid a reason as the one he gave.  

We're allowed to meet in groups of 8 in Scotland.  I don't like 7 other people so it has zero benefit to me.

Life as usual it seems here. I was at a large shopping centre before lunchtime... everything open, people milling around like the good old days. Just take away for food at the food court though.

We are quite a way from there yet, peej.

We are still drinking too much at home, and having the just eat driver catapult the kebab into your face direct from the car.

Apart from eye tests.

I might go for a quick w*nk at the Opera House later. See if I can find a spotlight there.

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