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Fist.

Punning!! Anyone who misses this will be a bit crochety

It seams that Hibbz has won it.

It was indeed a purl of a pun.

Wednesday fist, I've done knit!

Morning, Galts, I missed the sewing bee yesterday, drat.

Sicond.

Morning, Rick, how are things in the scorching north?

Pretty unbearable at the moment, mate, but that is generally the Leeds fans currently, which is understandable, but no less irritating.

How goes The South?

Looks like a pleasant day in the offing.  Fancied a w*nk to celebrate Villa crawling out of relegation but Galtova is awake.

Morning all.

My shirtless builder and his podgy mate are due back today. They are already late. Pair of c*nts.

If he takes his shirt off again I am going to get Mrs Windows to punch his face in have to walk out there in a pair of pants and walking boots and nothing else.

That's the way to do it, Tino. Perhaps whistling YMCA as you bend down to inspect imaginary pieces of litter on the lawn.

Galted wrote:That's the way to do it, Tino.  Perhaps whistling YMCA as you bend down to inspect imaginary pieces of litter on the lawn.

I think I can probably rustle up a Stetson from somewhere.

Or I could take him into Mrs Windows workshop which is a bit like Buffalo Bill's workshop. Just with actual fabric rather than human skin.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:That's the way to do it, Tino.  Perhaps whistling YMCA as you bend down to inspect imaginary pieces of litter on the lawn.

I think I can probably rustle up a Stetson from somewhere.

Or I could take him into Mrs Windows workshop which is a bit like Buffalo Bill's workshop. Just with actual fabric rather than human skin.

I once did the Buffalo Bill dance to make Galtova laugh but she just grimaced and looked at me in a disbelieving fashion.

All that scratchin' is makin' me itch.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:That's the way to do it, Tino.  Perhaps whistling YMCA as you bend down to inspect imaginary pieces of litter on the lawn.

I think I can probably rustle up a Stetson from somewhere.

Or I could take him into Mrs Windows workshop which is a bit like Buffalo Bill's workshop. Just with actual fabric rather than human skin.

I once did the Buffalo Bill dance to make Galtova laugh but she just grimaced and looked at me in a disbelieving fashion.

I don't know what you look like but that is a powerful image nevertheless.

And, I might add, strangely arousing.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:That's the way to do it, Tino.  Perhaps whistling YMCA as you bend down to inspect imaginary pieces of litter on the lawn.

I think I can probably rustle up a Stetson from somewhere.

Or I could take him into Mrs Windows workshop which is a bit like Buffalo Bill's workshop. Just with actual fabric rather than human skin.

I once did the Buffalo Bill dance to make Galtova laugh but she just grimaced and looked at me in a disbelieving fashion.

I don't know what you look like but that is a powerful image nevertheless.

And, I might add, strangely arousing.

Cheers, Tino. You have far better taste than Galtova.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:That's the way to do it, Tino.  Perhaps whistling YMCA as you bend down to inspect imaginary pieces of litter on the lawn.

I think I can probably rustle up a Stetson from somewhere.

Or I could take him into Mrs Windows workshop which is a bit like Buffalo Bill's workshop. Just with actual fabric rather than human skin.

I once did the Buffalo Bill dance to make Galtova laugh but she just grimaced and looked at me in a disbelieving fashion.

I don't know what you look like but that is a powerful image nevertheless.

And, I might add, strangely arousing.

Cheers, Tino.  You have far better taste than Galtova.

Though I have to say it's strangely unsettling when you say 'I don't know what you look like'.

Pal Joey wrote:All that scratchin' is makin' me itch.

Don't worry Peej, your pop culture reference may have passed by the philistines, but I'm here to appreciate it.

Top michaelsing effort, Jules

Fist.

Cheers rick. From Duck Soup to Duck Rock.
Safe at sicond.

What a coincidence, I'm currently watching Sarah and Duck.

Tird.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Cheers rick. From Duck Soup to Duck Rock.
Safe at sicond.

Don't worry Jules, your pop culture reference may have passed by the shirtless butterflies, but I'm here to appreciate it.

Deader than Tino on here

Things must be moving on site.

How are you Julius? All good?

It's quiet everywhere on here yet the world seems to be moving so fast at the moment. Interesting times indeed.

Life moves pretty fast, PJ. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Momma always said that life is like a box of Cremes Parisiennes, expensive and not very good for you.

If life gives you colons, make colonnade

Antipodean sunset fist.

Morning, peej, set up for a glorious day here today.

Sicond.

Morning all.

Looks set to be a glorious day in the Home Counties also.

Will just have to watch my shirtless builder wiping sweat from his brow whilst sitting down doing nothing as his podgy mate does all the work.

In that situation the best tactic, according to the Galted Handbook For Uncloseting Sodomites Without Causing Any F*cking C*unting Offence, would be to pitch a tent in your garden (non-pun) and ask him if he's seen Brokeback Mountain.  Maybe wink as well.

Refer to my previous post for potential outcomes.

Galted wrote:In that situation the best tactic, according to the Galted Handbook For Uncloseting Sodomites Without Causing Any F*cking C*unting Offence, would be to pitch a tent in your garden (non-pun) and ask him if he's seen Brokeback Mountain.  Maybe wink as well.

Refer to my previous post for potential outcomes.

You do seem determined to make me get a right good bumming.

I watched Brokeback Mountain with my parents and Mrs Windows. I think she liked the scenery as it reminded her of home. Much less comfortable for me. My dad is Scottish and old fashioned and neither of those are conducive to enjoying watching cowboys bumming each other.

During that scene, he went very red faced, drained his glass of Scotch and slowly stood up and left the room without saying a word. Went to bed and I didn't see him till the morning. Nothing has ever been mentioned about that night since.

You should've given him a shout when Anne Hathaway gave her bristols an airing.

That scene was fairly superfluous, it's supposed to be rough yet poignant but you're left thinking that Heath Ledger's just got sh*t on his c*ck and Jake Gyllenhaal's probably going to cr*p himself when he's sleeping.

Galted wrote:Heath Ledger's just got sh*t on his c*ck and Jake Gyllenhaal's probably going to cr*p himself when he's sleeping.

That should have been the tag line on the posters.

Maybe Julius can use it in one of his.

I'm still waiting for Tino to review my recent efforts

Tino's backyard at night.... looks good from down here.

Somehow still in the premier league fist.

F*cking lucky b*stard w*nkers sicond

Not a Bournemouth fan tird.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:In that situation the best tactic, according to the Galted Handbook For Uncloseting Sodomites Without Causing Any F*cking C*unting Offence, would be to pitch a tent in your garden (non-pun) and ask him if he's seen Brokeback Mountain.  Maybe wink as well.

Refer to my previous post for potential outcomes.

You do seem determined to make me get a right good bumming.

I watched Brokeback Mountain with my parents and Mrs Windows. I think she liked the scenery as it reminded her of home. Much less comfortable for me. My dad is Scottish and old fashioned and neither of those are conducive to enjoying watching cowboys bumming each other.

During that scene, he went very red faced, drained his glass of Scotch and slowly stood up and left the room without saying a word. Went to bed and I didn't see him till the morning. Nothing has ever been mentioned about that night since.

He maybe went for a w*nk?

Haha, I think you could make a case for Villa being the worst team ever to survive relegation.

I hope Fulham can win their way through their play-offs.

I vaguely remember going to a party there a while back and catching a taxi home just as the sun was rising. I thought I was so lucky to find one.

I want Brentford to come up, I wanted Villa to go down.

Morning, notches

Would also like Brentford to come up, enjoy it when teams I haven't seen in the top division make it, though it doesn't take long for them to overstay their welcome. Really hope Leeds go down.

Leeds fans are now calming down a bit...

Oh go on then, I'll take a fist.

Excellent, I didn't want to unmichaels myself.

Morning, supes.

Sicond

Hello everyone, don't think there's much more we can do to help Tino get his fist in.

I'm not going to get my fist in because you bunch of c*nts will just let me michaels the entire day.

Tino magnet sicond.

Whats up notches? A bit quiet on here lately.

Morning Tino... how goes the backyard work?