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JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:We had a spider in our flat on Monday.

I saw two little ones on the ceiling last night... in different rooms.
Common house spiders. We've had a lot of rain lately so they're obviously looking for a warm dry refuge.

Have to feel a bit sorry for our spider living in the UK if warmth and dryness is what they like.

Make a little cotton wool nest for it and take it up to Tino's. Pretty sure he'll have some space in the shed for it.

In amongst the thimble collection.

Maybe I could smuggle my kid into his house, doubt he'd notice with the multitudes he has rampaging about.

Fist.

I'm not Mason Greenwood's career.

Sicond.

I'm waiting for Sue Gray's report to be published before I say anything further about Mason Greenwood.

Hopefully, one of us will one day be able to say that we're not the thatch-headed turd's career.

Tird. The shaven honey monster's career will end in catastrophe of that I have no doubt. It is the when and the damage he does in the meantime that concerns me.

Morning all.
Did I ever mention I'm a huge fan of Rafa Nadal and the West Indies?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning all.
Did I ever mention I'm a huge fan of Rafa Nadal and the West Indies?

Considered popping on to the tennis board yesterday to say what a sh*te boring sport it is but I lack the necessary bottle, which is probably quite fortunate as that's probably more dangerous than asking where I can get a bit of bum fun at an ISIS rally.

I was going to take a sports drink to tennis practice this evening, but I too lack the necessary bottle.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I was going to take a sports drink to tennis practice this evening, but I too lack the necessary bottle.

I would have thought you'd take a monogrammed thermos on a silver tray.

Afternoon, all, I am enjoying the strange sensation of enjoying a transfer window for the first time in 20 years, excellent.

Who have the Toon signed now?

not sure yet, supes, but the fact that we are being feasibly linked, and people getting salty that we are spending money, is good enough for me.

Fist. I'm not Tina, who has clearly died again.

Sicond. RIP in peace, Tino, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

Galted wrote:Sicond.  RIP in peace, Tino, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

That is f*cking emotional stuff, Galted. If I were southern, I would shed a tear at that.

I'm not dead. Was out delivering dresses yesterday. Part time assistant to the dressmaker, part time delivery driver. Full time BALLER.

Galted wrote: where I can get a bit of bum fun at an ISIS rally.

In my experience, it is usually the 3rd guy to the left, 6th row back on the march. He'll have a jihadi flag hanging out of his back left trouser pocket.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote: where I can get a bit of bum fun at an ISIS rally.

In my experience, it is usually the 3rd guy to the left, 6th row back on the march. He'll have a jihadi flag hanging out of his back left trouser pocket.

Otherwise known as the michaels position.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.  RIP in peace, Tino, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

That is f*cking emotional stuff, Galted. If I were southern, I would shed a tear at that.

I'm not dead. Was out delivering dresses yesterday. Part time assistant to the dressmaker, part time delivery driver. Full time BALLER.

I think you're dead to most people on this forum after that comment, but not to me.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.  RIP in peace, Tino, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

That is f*cking emotional stuff, Galted. If I were southern, I would shed a tear at that.

I'm not dead. Was out delivering dresses yesterday. Part time assistant to the dressmaker, part time delivery driver. Full time BALLER.

I think you're dead to most people on this forum after that comment, but not to me.

Think that happened a long time ago but appreciate the support, flower.

Unmichaelsing the dead.

superflyweight wrote:Unmichaelsing the dead.  

Talking of death, I watched the start of a new Korean zombie thing called 'All of us are dead' on Netflix on Sunday. I rather enjoyed it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Unmichaelsing the dead.  

Talking of death, I watched the start of a new Korean zombie thing called 'All of us are dead' on Netflix on Sunday. I rather enjoyed it.

I had it on but didn't really pay enough attention. I have however been watching Bulgasal and have generally enjoyed it very much, as a kind of Korean take on 'Angel'.

They do overact by our standards and the sentimental stuff can really grate, but some of the Korean stuff is really good. I will admit I couldn't get past the first 5 minutes of Squid Games but in contrast really enjoyed Uncanny Counter and My Name.

lostinwales wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Unmichaelsing the dead.  

Talking of death, I watched the start of a new Korean zombie thing called 'All of us are dead' on Netflix on Sunday. I rather enjoyed it.

I had it on but didn't really pay enough attention. I have however been watching Bulgasal and have generally enjoyed it very much, as a kind of Korean take on 'Angel'.

They do overact by our standards and the sentimental stuff can really grate, but some of the Korean stuff is really good. I will admit I couldn't get past the first 5 minutes of Squid Games but in contrast really enjoyed Uncanny Counter and My Name.

I gave up after episode 2 of Squid Games. I've only watched the first episode of this new one. I'm pretty sure I'll make it past episode 2 though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Unmichaelsing the dead.  

Talking of death, I watched the start of a new Korean zombie thing called 'All of us are dead' on Netflix on Sunday. I rather enjoyed it.

I've been planning to watch it - will give it a go.

Have been watching Yellowjackets. It's excellent, if slightly horrifying at times.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Unmichaelsing the dead.  

Talking of death, I watched the start of a new Korean zombie thing called 'All of us are dead' on Netflix on Sunday. I rather enjoyed it.

I've been planning to watch it - will give it a go.  

Have been watching Yellowjackets.  It's excellent, if slightly horrifying at times.  

Yes, Yellowjackets is great. I think I'm up to episode 8. Really enjoying it.

Just started American Rust as well although only a couple of episodes in. Jeff Daniels is always a good watch but I'm not blown away by it yet. Will keep going with it though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Unmichaelsing the dead.  

Talking of death, I watched the start of a new Korean zombie thing called 'All of us are dead' on Netflix on Sunday. I rather enjoyed it.

I've been planning to watch it - will give it a go.  

Have been watching Yellowjackets.  It's excellent, if slightly horrifying at times.  

Yes, Yellowjackets is great. I think I'm up to episode 8. Really enjoying it.

Just started American Rust as well although only a couple of episodes in. Jeff Daniels is always a good watch but I'm not blown away by it yet. Will keep going with it though.

Like the way that Yellowjackets started up as a standard teen drama and descended into chaos including a close up of a compound leg fracture, limbs being hacked off and an attempt at a home made abortion. I've got one episode to go.

Will have a look at American Rust - premise looks interesting.

Did you see Mare of Eastown? That was excellent and up there with the best things I've seen this year.

So nice I posted twice and had to delete this second one.

superflyweight wrote: 

Did you see Mare of Eastown?  That was excellent and up there with the best things I've seen this year.  

Yep, absolutely outstanding.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.  RIP in peace, Tino, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

That is f*cking emotional stuff, Galted. If I were southern, I would shed a tear at that.

I'm not dead. Was out delivering dresses yesterday. Part time assistant to the dressmaker, part time delivery driver. Full time BALLER.

I think you're dead to most people on this forum after that comment, but not to me.

Think that happened a long time ago but appreciate the support, flower.

You're welcome. It's more palatable to picture you delivering them from a horse and cart, but I had an image of you with a basket held in the crook of your elbow.

Hump Fist!

Sicond sicond of the week.

Galted wrote:

You're welcome.  It's more palatable to picture you delivering them from a horse and cart, but I had an image of you with a basket held in the crook of your elbow.

Interestingly enough, I actually had a crook in a basket so you're not that far off.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

You're welcome.  It's more palatable to picture you delivering them from a horse and cart, but I had an image of you with a basket held in the crook of your elbow.

Interestingly enough, I actually had a crook in a basket so you're not that far off.

Is that a new way of catching crooks?

lostinwales wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

You're welcome.  It's more palatable to picture you delivering them from a horse and cart, but I had an image of you with a basket held in the crook of your elbow.

Interestingly enough, I actually had a crook in a basket so you're not that far off.

Is that a new way of catching crooks?

It is now.

Nothing we haven't already covered on here before...

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fight-or-flight-what-to-do-when-encountering-a-northerner-20220201216947

LOL out loud, first fist for a while.

Morning, notches

Tird sicond.

Morning, Rick, not often we get to say that.

Tird. That. I said it again

Had my last few bottles of Old Peculier in the first few days of Jan so my dry January ends tomorrow. Timed it to coincide with pizza night, I'm so excited I can barely think of anything else.

Galted wrote:Nothing we haven't already covered on here before...

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fight-or-flight-what-to-do-when-encountering-a-northerner-20220201216947

l*l out loud.

I especially liked the footwear bit. Very relevant for you, Galted. Your rugged and practical footwear wouldn't look out of place in the North, but the quinoa flatbread you'd be holding would likely land you in a spot of bother.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Nothing we haven't already covered on here before...

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fight-or-flight-what-to-do-when-encountering-a-northerner-20220201216947

l*l out loud.

I especially liked the footwear bit. Very relevant for you, Galted. Your rugged and practical footwear wouldn't look out of place in the North, but the quinoa flatbread you'd be holding would likely land you in a spot of bother.

The piece was quite cleverly done, it purports to take the p*ss out of men of the north but really lambasts southerners instead.

My eating habits are less deserving of violence now that I work from home all the time, normally a pack of two minute noodles for lunch which is probably still quite exotic for the north but could be mistaken for porridge.

So where does the North start? Here in Manchester its touch and go if we are in the midlands

Where the roads end. I would suspect that it's Stoke.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're all soft southern nancy boys.

Except Rick because he stuck it out in Dundee for a few years.

lostinwales wrote:So where does the North start? Here in Manchester its touch and go if we are in the midlands

Don't start this, LiW. We had a debate about this a few years back that went on for days. Nearly killed a lot of us. Union Cane (Grimsby) was so shaken up by it, he left the Society and has still never returned. These are wounds that take a long time to heal.

Manchester is most definitely in the North. My own view on this is look at the f*cking road signs on the M6. It literally (correct use) tells you where the North West is. And that is before the signs for Manchester start. The M6 can't be wrong.

superflyweight wrote:I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're all soft southern nancy boys.  

You f*cking Wildling.

Galted wrote:Where the roads end. I would suspect that it's Stoke.

Spot on.

Stoke is the cut off point. And ironically, Stoke should be cut off from civilisation. They have the worst of all the Southern traits, yet pretend they are Northern.

Could be a good time to remind you of the strip club I went to in Stoke though. Still waiting to see where that bottle of Champagne ended up.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Where the roads end. I would suspect that it's Stoke.

Spot on.

Stoke is the cut off point. And ironically, Stoke should be cut off from civilisation. They have the worst of all the Southern traits, yet pretend they are Northern.

Could be a good time to remind you of the strip club I went to in Stoke though. Still waiting to see where that bottle of Champagne ended up.

I once inadvertently attended a strip show in a pub in King's Cross which was so repulsive I sat with my back to the action. She had the cheek to wave a tankard in my face afterwards expecting a tip (non-euphemistically).

The thing is that if you include the barely civilised bit at the top of the mainland and look for the middle it isn't far from Manchester.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Where the roads end. I would suspect that it's Stoke.

Spot on.

Stoke is the cut off point. And ironically, Stoke should be cut off from civilisation. They have the worst of all the Southern traits, yet pretend they are Northern.

Could be a good time to remind you of the strip club I went to in Stoke though. Still waiting to see where that bottle of Champagne ended up.

I once inadvertently attended a strip show in a pub in King's Cross which was so repulsive I sat with my back to the action.  She had the cheek to wave a tankard in my face afterwards expecting a tip (non-euphemistically).

I love the fact you fell off an old brass with a semi on but were repulsed by a strip show.