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Bustard tird.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'm away on holiday next week.  Can one of you please put my blue bin out on Monday?  

Sure. What is your full address including post code? I'll do it for you.

You won't need that, my house is the only one in our street with a workshop built onto the side of the garage - its dead easy to spot.

Fist.

Sh*t on here today.

Sicond.

Sh*t on here today.

Tird.

Today here on Sh*t.

Pal Joey wrote:Tird.

Today here on Sh*t.

Come on Joey and all - look around! I served up a film and several actors yesterday for you to get your teeth into.

guildfordbat wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Tird.

Today here on Sh*t.

Come on Joey and all - look around! I served up a film and several actors yesterday for you to get your teeth into.

I didn't see what you had built on the Last Film Watched thread, guildford... so I didn't come onto that thread and make a comment.
Yes, it was a good film. We need more of those types of uplifting films with sporting themes.
Didn't they build a real Field of Dreams a couple of years ago? They played a proper MLB fixture there if my memory serves me correct.

Pal Joey wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Tird.

Today here on Sh*t.

Come on Joey and all - look around! I served up a film and several actors yesterday for you to get your teeth into.

I didn't see what you had built on the Last Film Watched thread, guildford... so I didn't come onto that thread and make a comment.
Yes, it was a good film. We need more of those types of uplifting films with sporting themes.
Didn't they build a real Field of Dreams a couple of years ago? They played a proper MLB fixture there if my memory serves me correct.

The Mighty Ducks, anyone?

guildfordbat wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Tird.

Today here on Sh*t.

Come on Joey and all - look around! I served up a film and several actors yesterday for you to get your teeth into.

Good effort, Guildford, but one of the actors was Costner who's on the Ferrell level of sheer c*ntishness.

A cricket remake of Field of Dreams would be a good watch, with CGI being what it is. Imagine watching Larwood and Statham bowling to Trumper and Bradman after WG Grace lost the toss.

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Tird.

Today here on Sh*t.

Come on Joey and all - look around! I served up a film and several actors yesterday for you to get your teeth into.

Good effort, Guildford, but one of the actors was Costner who's on the Ferrell level of sheer c*ntishness.

A cricket remake of Field of Dreams would be a good watch, with CGI being what it is. Imagine watching Larwood and Statham bowling to Trumper and Bradman after WG Grace lost the toss.

WG Grace never lost a toss. He would just turn the coin over and decide what he wanted to do.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

guildfordbat wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Tird.

Today here on Sh*t.

Come on Joey and all - look around! I served up a film and several actors yesterday for you to get your teeth into.

Good effort, Guildford, but one of the actors was Costner who's on the Ferrell level of sheer c*ntishness.

A cricket remake of Field of Dreams would be a good watch, with CGI being what it is. Imagine watching Larwood and Statham bowling to Trumper and Bradman after WG Grace lost the toss.

WG Grace never lost a toss. He would just turn the coin over and decide what he wanted to do.

Was going to say that he never had Dickie Bird's ghost to deal with but did a spot of research and realised he's still alive.

Dickie Bird is not June Brown.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Dickie Bird is not June Brown.

Very good.

Jeff's Tw*tter take was 'June Brown bread more like'.

Sourdough fist.

Rye sicond.

Pumpernickel tird.

Nothing much happening on the Anything Goes Golf thread.

Just an observation.

Super_insecure seems to be on hiatus from his self righteous tirades against fat people.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Super_insecure seems to be on hiatus from his self righteous tirades against fat people.

Absolute guarantee that he is reading it on a hourly basis. Getting progressively more wound up that no one is talking about him.

What's happening fat lads?

rIck_dAgless wrote:What's happening fat lads?

That isn't very welcoming is it, rIcK.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:What's happening fat lads?

That isn't very welcoming is it, rIcK.

Doesn't bother me, Tino. I'm secure in my svelteness.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:What's happening fat lads?

That isn't very welcoming is it, rIcK.

Doesn't bother me, Tino. I'm secure in my svelteness.

Interesting that we mention super_insecure and then riCK turns up out of nowhere to have a pop at bloaters.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:What's happening fat lads?

That isn't very welcoming is it, rIcK.

Doesn't bother me, Tino. I'm secure in my svelteness.

Interesting that we mention super_insecure and then riCK turns up out of nowhere to have a pop at bloaters.

Good point. I might have to run his IPlates.

I barely have time to post normally, let alone dick about with a fake.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I barely have time to post normally, let alone dick about with a fake.

Exactly the response one would expect you to say.

I'm not angry, just disappointed.

Just like a lawyer to have a defence at the ready.

Galted wrote:Just like a lawyer to have a defence at the ready.

I've destroyed his defence already, Galted. I've watched JFK, I know the drill.

I've long suspected that both rICk and Superfly are not quite in the category of intellectual heavyweights like you and me.

Chewbacca defense, classic.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Just like a lawyer to have a defence at the ready.

I've destroyed his defence already, Galted. I've watched JFK, I know the drill.

I've long suspected that both rICk and Superfly are not quite in the category of intellectual heavyweights like you and me.

That's good to hear, I would watch JFK but I think Costner might be in it.  I have seen My Cousin Vinny a few times so if you need any legal advice I'd be happy to oblige.

It's a legal m!nefield on here.

I'm fist today, sue me.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Just like a lawyer to have a defence at the ready.

I've destroyed his defence already, Galted. I've watched JFK, I know the drill.

I've long suspected that both rICk and Superfly are not quite in the category of intellectual heavyweights like you and me.

That's good to hear, I would watch JFK but I think Costner might be in it.  I have seen My Cousin Vinny a few times so if you need any legal advice I'd be happy to oblige.

I did jury duty once many years ago. That basically makes me as qualified and RIck and Supes.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Just like a lawyer to have a defence at the ready.

I've destroyed his defence already, Galted. I've watched JFK, I know the drill.

I've long suspected that both rICk and Superfly are not quite in the category of intellectual heavyweights like you and me.

That's good to hear, I would watch JFK but I think Costner might be in it.  I have seen My Cousin Vinny a few times so if you need any legal advice I'd be happy to oblige.

I did jury duty once many years ago. That basically makes me as qualified and RIck and Supes.

Galtova has 2 law degrees and I regularly outargue her - often to the point where she resorts to physical violence or bitchiness.

I think you and I would be a formidable legal team.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Just like a lawyer to have a defence at the ready.

I've destroyed his defence already, Galted. I've watched JFK, I know the drill.

I've long suspected that both rICk and Superfly are not quite in the category of intellectual heavyweights like you and me.

That's good to hear, I would watch JFK but I think Costner might be in it.  I have seen My Cousin Vinny a few times so if you need any legal advice I'd be happy to oblige.

I did jury duty once many years ago. That basically makes me as qualified and RIck and Supes.

Galtova has 2 law degrees and I regularly outargue her - often to the point where she resorts to physical violence or bitchiness.

I think you and I would be a formidable legal team.

Didn't stop me banning you though, did it?

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Just like a lawyer to have a defence at the ready.

I've destroyed his defence already, Galted. I've watched JFK, I know the drill.

I've long suspected that both rICk and Superfly are not quite in the category of intellectual heavyweights like you and me.

That's good to hear, I would watch JFK but I think Costner might be in it.  I have seen My Cousin Vinny a few times so if you need any legal advice I'd be happy to oblige.

I did jury duty once many years ago. That basically makes me as qualified and RIck and Supes.

Galtova has 2 law degrees and I regularly outargue her - often to the point where she resorts to physical violence or bitchiness.

I think you and I would be a formidable legal team.

I can see a HBO series coming out of this.

Currently my fine legal mind is being used to settle an argument between a customer and a service provider whether their current IBM and Oracle risk should be in USD or INR, it's been going on for half an hour and it doesn't f**king matter one bit.

So there is that.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Currently my fine legal mind is being used to settle an argument between a customer and a service provider whether their current IBM and Oracle risk should be in USD or INR, it's been going on for half an hour and it doesn't f**king matter one bit.

So there is that.

I'm currently arguing with Mrs Windows over whether we need to buy an Atelier 7 sewing machine (I vote no) and also whether we should renew our Disney+ subscription (I vote yes).

So there is that.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Just like a lawyer to have a defence at the ready.

I've destroyed his defence already, Galted. I've watched JFK, I know the drill.

I've long suspected that both rICk and Superfly are not quite in the category of intellectual heavyweights like you and me.

That's good to hear, I would watch JFK but I think Costner might be in it.  I have seen My Cousin Vinny a few times so if you need any legal advice I'd be happy to oblige.

I did jury duty once many years ago. That basically makes me as qualified and RIck and Supes.

Galtova has 2 law degrees and I regularly outargue her - often to the point where she resorts to physical violence or bitchiness.

I think you and I would be a formidable legal team.

Didn't stop me banning you though, did it?

That was before I knew that Tino was one of the country's great legal minds.

So there is that.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Just like a lawyer to have a defence at the ready.

I've destroyed his defence already, Galted. I've watched JFK, I know the drill.

I've long suspected that both rICk and Superfly are not quite in the category of intellectual heavyweights like you and me.

That's good to hear, I would watch JFK but I think Costner might be in it.  I have seen My Cousin Vinny a few times so if you need any legal advice I'd be happy to oblige.

I did jury duty once many years ago. That basically makes me as qualified and RIck and Supes.

Galtova has 2 law degrees and I regularly outargue her - often to the point where she resorts to physical violence or bitchiness.

I think you and I would be a formidable legal team.

Didn't stop me banning you though, did it?

That was before I knew that Tino was one of the country's great legal minds.

So there is that.

I've got your back, Galted.

You want me take Jules down? I hear Wormwood Scrubs are taking bookings at the moment.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Currently my fine legal mind is being used to settle an argument between a customer and a service provider whether their current IBM and Oracle risk should be in USD or INR, it's been going on for half an hour and it doesn't f**king matter one bit.

So there is that.

I'm currently arguing with Mrs Windows over whether we need to buy an Atelier 7 sewing machine (I vote no) and also whether we should renew our Disney+ subscription (I vote yes).

So there is that.

I agree with both your points.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I've got your back, Galted.

You want me take Jules down? I hear Wormwood Scrubs are taking bookings at the moment.

Are you eating chips off it?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I've got your back, Galted.

You want me take Jules down? I hear Wormwood Scrubs are taking bookings at the moment.

Are you eating chips off it?

So there jizz back.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I've got your back, Galted.

You want me take Jules down? I hear Wormwood Scrubs are taking bookings at the moment.

Are you eating chips off it?

I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer for filth.

Think I'm a shoo-in for dad of the year 2022. Just got caught in a thunderstorm when out for a walk with my kid. Hurrying along the pavement through the hail, ran under some signage not taking into account that he was on my shoulders with the end result he caught the sign as well as the umbrella he was holding in the face and nearly ended up on the pavement. At least he's speaking to me again after all the tears but I think he's starting to realise that I'm not the godlike figure he thought I was.

Galted wrote:Think I'm a shoo-in for dad of the year 2022. Just got caught in a thunderstorm when out for a walk with my kid. Hurrying along the pavement through the hail, ran under some signage not taking into account that he was on my shoulders with the end result he caught the sign as well as the umbrella he was holding in the face and nearly ended up on the pavement. At least he's speaking to me again after all the tears but I think he's starting to realise that I'm not the godlike figure he thought I was.

I'm sure he'll forgive you if the signage said "DANGER LOW CLEARANCE".
However, if it was a sign for "Mamma Mia - The Musical" then you might already be in trouble.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:Think I'm a shoo-in for dad of the year 2022. Just got caught in a thunderstorm when out for a walk with my kid. Hurrying along the pavement through the hail, ran under some signage not taking into account that he was on my shoulders with the end result he caught the sign as well as the umbrella he was holding in the face and nearly ended up on the pavement. At least he's speaking to me again after all the tears but I think he's starting to realise that I'm not the godlike figure he thought I was.

I'm sure he'll forgive you if the signage said "DANGER LOW CLEARANCE".
However, if it was a sign for "Mamma Mia - The Musical" then you might already be in trouble.

It said

Blackwall Tunnel
(North Bound)
Vehicles over 13'-0"
Prohibited

Am I fist or sicond?

Does a gingerbread man sit in a house made of flesh? Or is he made of house?

Morning, notches.

You're fist, rIck. I'm sicond.

Good question. I'm just having an Italian malt biscuit (with a hint a ginger) with coffee and thinking about the answer. It's a tough one.

How's it going?

Let's hope none of the others was Vladimir Zhirinovsky.

Hey, peej, hope the biscuit is delicious.

It's going well cheers mate, just starting to get some sunshine, i'm meeting friends and off to the game tomorrow night, and it is Grand National weekend, so life is good.

How you keeping?

Biscuits were nice... maybe a touch too sweet.

I'm OK. We've had constant rain here... more flooding again but luckily not right here where I am. 1230mm since Jan 1. Yearly median is 1215mm. So one year's worth of rain in 97 days.

Even the Daily Fail has covered it. Note that creepy multi-story apartment building on the cliff... I always hated that thing there.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10694375/Sydneys-cliffs-turn-rushing-waterfalls-rain-bomb-forces-entire-suburbs-evacuate.html

An unlucky Englishman and his son got buried under an avalanche* in the mountains. Not a good time to go for a hike in that part of the world.
I saw some pictures of waterfalls gushing off the cliffs into the ocean - which I've never seen before. It looked prehistoric if you know what I mean.

I'm glad you're getting some sun. Hopefully you'll get some nice spring weather soon.


*
We used to go bivouacking (is that a word?) in the Blue Mountains when I was in cadets at school. There's this scary Scenic Railway ride down a steep incline which brings you to the start of the trek to Mt Solitary, which is across the other side of this massive valley with high cliffs all round.

Right near the start is a place called The Avalanche. It always looked as though there had been a recent one whenever we passed through that area. It's only about 100m long (the area of boulders) but we joked about it (as kids) and almost hurried through to get to the other side of it before the next one hit. Quite scary!

Further along is The Ruined Castle (just a bunch of large boulders that look a bit like a ruined castle) where we used to have a break before climbing up the narrow spur to Mt Solitary. Once actually there we'd only stay for a night or two... because it's very isolated and not much there to do really; except get killed by a snake or fall off a cliff... or some other misfortune.

We'd go to the edge of the sheer vertical cliff where a stream and waterfall was and take a leak. God knows how high it is... probably 300m? And like the water falling off the edge, our p!ss would almost get blown back into our faces. We thought it was funny at the time but you could aim it in such a way that some unsuspecting school kid eating a sandwich might get a direct hit on his face.

Great view from there back towards the Three Sisters and the lights of Katoomba at night but it's usually freezing cold and windy and I honestly don't know how I survived since there was danger at every step it seemed. Don't know why this guy and his family were even thinking of going hiking there given the massive amounts of rain we've had. 3 majors floods in Feb, March and now April. It wouldn't surprise me if the Three Sisters collapse.