Music Section Morning Tea Society

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Bustard tird.

I've just realised that LiW is dead. Shame, I quite liked him.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've just realised that LiW is dead. Shame, I quite liked him.

Me too. I've probably scared him away.
Hopefully he's just on a short break in Somerset visiting the construction of the Nuclear Power Plant. I'm very impressed with that. Looks great!

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've just realised that LiW is dead. Shame, I quite liked him.

Me too. I've probably scared him away.
Hopefully he's just on a short break in Somerset visiting the construction of the Nuclear Power Plant. I'm very impressed with that. Looks great!

You're a big cuddly bear, Pee Jay. You wouldn't scare him away.

Although have you been PM'ing those inappropriate pictures again? What I have told you about doing that.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've just realised that LiW is dead. Shame, I quite liked him.

Me too. I've probably scared him away.
Hopefully he's just on a short break in Somerset visiting the construction of the Nuclear Power Plant. I'm very impressed with that. Looks great!

You're a big cuddly bear, Pee Jay. You wouldn't scare him away.

Although have you been PM'ing those inappropriate pictures again? What I have told you about doing that.

Ha ha. As if. The only PM'ing I do is chasing punters for their picks in the tipping comps. And the odd chat about cricket things with guildford.

That little anecdote (last page) has reminded me of a funny story relating to the kids I went trekking to Mt Solitary with. We were all between the ages of 14-16 at the time. It's so un-PC however, so I probably can't repeat it on here. Unless you guys are so desperate to hear it? I remember it all as clear as day right now and even at the time I thought 'I can't believe what I'm seeing and hearing' from my school pals. Yet it is all completely true of course!

If it involves lots of bumming, then Gayted and Tino would certainly want to hear it.

JuliusHMarx wrote:If it involves lots of bumming, then Gayted and Tino would certainly want to hear it.

Not anything as severe as that but it does involve a bit of psychological 'bullying'... if you can call it that. However, I believe it was just a way of coping with the physical stress and trauma after having navigated through The Avalanche and a bit of fatigue setting in as the trek wore on. It was a very odd form of bonding without the bumming you might say. The story involves some now very prominent people so I better be careful, yeah?

I miss LiW, he was one of my favourite posters.

Perhaps a non-pc anecdote from PJ will cheer me up.

Very well, I shall unmichaels myself, and potentially remichaels myself, with a Friday fist.

Galted wrote:Very well, I shall unmichaels myself, and potentially remichaels myself, with a Friday fist.

Sorry Galted, the sound of pouring rain sent me to sleep last night. Sicond.

Not sure if I can tell the anecdote without raising someone's ire or perhaps offend somebody. It's quite a sensitive subject and Jules might feel inclined to jump on it for fear of a lawsuit against The v2 Forum. One of the kids is the son of a multi billionaire. They own several shopping centres in the UK too. Actually, I think they sold the business for around $34B. You may or may not have heard of him/them. They are a well known family here.

The son (one of 3 boys) is not a bad guy... he wasn't back then either but let's just say he had a sense of humour that would have severely shocked and offended his old man, who is still around today.

Now that was a proper, old school michalesing.

Fist

Morning.

Sicond.

How are things oop in t'north?

Things are good cheers, mate, things starting to calm down a little bit at work, and the weather is slowly becoming half decent.

How goes darn sarf?

The usual panic over everything that can be panicked over. Likely to continue until I'm granted a licence for an automatic weapon.

Post holiday tird! Thanks for taking the blue bin out lads.

On behalf of the Morning Tea Society I'd like to welcome you back. Hope that you're feeling refreshed and had a thoroughly splendid time.

Welcome back supes, i see that the cone on Wellingtons head has a lovely crocheted cover in the Ukraine colours these, days, lovely stuff.

Monday's top totty:

Here's another lovely lady to get the crowds back.

What a horrible day to have eyes

Thanks chaps, but I thought we promised never again to share sean's holiday photos.

I spared you the ones who have photos taken in their front rooms piled high with junk. There is some really grim stuff out there.

Galted wrote:I spared you the ones who have photos taken in their front rooms piled high with junk.  There is some really grim stuff out there.

Mumsnet has certainly changed since I was last on there.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I spared you the ones who have photos taken in their front rooms piled high with junk.  There is some really grim stuff out there.

Mumsnet has certainly changed since I was last on there.

They're much ballsier these days.

superflyweight wrote:Post holiday tird!  Thanks for taking the blue bin out lads.  

For the sake of f*ck.

I've been walking round Edinburgh the last week looking for a house with a workshop built on the side of the garage. I've only done Craiglockhart and Morningside so far but no one answers to the name of Superflyweight. Some of them them were very rude to me.

You're a c*nt, and not a good c*nt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Post holiday tird!  Thanks for taking the blue bin out lads.  

For the sake of f*ck.

I've been walking round Edinburgh the last week looking for a house with a workshop built on the side of the garage. I've only done Craiglockhart and Morningside so far but no one answers to the name of Superflyweight. Some of them them were very rude to me.

You're a c*nt, and not a good c*nt.

The key mistake was assuming that I actually live in Edinburgh.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Post holiday tird!  Thanks for taking the blue bin out lads.  

For the sake of f*ck.

I've been walking round Edinburgh the last week looking for a house with a workshop built on the side of the garage. I've only done Craiglockhart and Morningside so far but no one answers to the name of Superflyweight. Some of them them were very rude to me.

You're a c*nt, and not a good c*nt.

The key mistake was assuming that I actually live in Edinburgh.  

Not that your name was Superflyweight?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Post holiday tird!  Thanks for taking the blue bin out lads.  

For the sake of f*ck.

I've been walking round Edinburgh the last week looking for a house with a workshop built on the side of the garage. I've only done Craiglockhart and Morningside so far but no one answers to the name of Superflyweight. Some of them them were very rude to me.

You're a c*nt, and not a good c*nt.

The key mistake was assuming that I actually live in Edinburgh.  

Not that your name was Superflyweight?

It's Mr Superflyweight to strangers.

The morning shift in this place has really gone to s**t since Shah and myself sacked it off

Shah has an excuse as he is busy with jihad.

You just think you're better than the rest of us.

Lockdown has changed you, Tino, I know you need attitude in the cut and thrust of the wedding/fashion industry, but don't let it change you dear chap.

I sometimes think that Tina might have handed his account over to his angry and violent son.

Tird.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Lockdown has changed you, Tino, I know you need attitude in the cut and thrust of the wedding/fashion industry, but don't let it change you dear chap.

We do funeral attire as well. Been a half decent revenue stream recently...

I've just noticed your "Chamber of the unmichaelsing fist" location, rIck. That's a good one. l*l

superflyweight wrote:I sometimes think that Tina might have handed his account over to his angry and violent son.  

Tird.  

He has calmed down a lot now. Probably all the pot he smokes that he thinks I can't smell on his clothing.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Lockdown has changed you, Tino, I know you need attitude in the cut and thrust of the wedding/fashion industry, but don't let it change you dear chap.

We do funeral attire as well. Been a half decent revenue stream recently...

For the corpses or the mourners?

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Lockdown has changed you, Tino, I know you need attitude in the cut and thrust of the wedding/fashion industry, but don't let it change you dear chap.

We do funeral attire as well. Been a half decent revenue stream recently...

For the corpses or the mourners?  

Either will do, but it is easier to get the money out of the mourners.

I would've thought it was easier to take from the dead.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I would've thought it was easier to take from the dead.

I'm dead myself, riCK.

Never sh*t on your own doorstep.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I would've thought it was easier to take from the dead.

I'm dead myself, riCK.

Never sh*t on your own doorstep.

If the Music Section Morning Tea Society is ever made into a film, that's going to be the twist, and possibly the closing line.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I would've thought it was easier to take from the dead.

I'm dead myself, riCK.

Never sh*t on your own doorstep.

If the Music Section Morning Tea Society is ever made into a film, that's going to be the twist, and possibly the closing line.

Instead of 'The End' it will say 'Michaels'.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I would've thought it was easier to take from the dead.

I'm dead myself, riCK.

Never sh*t on your own doorstep.

If the Music Section Morning Tea Society is ever made into a film, that's going to be the twist, and possibly the closing line.

Instead of 'The End' it will say 'Michaels'.

l*l out loud

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I would've thought it was easier to take from the dead.

I'm dead myself, riCK.

Never sh*t on your own doorstep.

If the Music Section Morning Tea Society is ever made into a film, that's going to be the twist, and possibly the closing line.

Instead of 'The Sixth Sense', it could be called 'The Tird Sh*t'.  

Sicond.

Tird Sh*t.

Just a shame John Gielgud is dead so can't play the part of Jules.

Mel Gibson can reprise his William Wallace role to play Superfly.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just a shame John Gielgud is dead so can't play the part of Jules.

Hugh Grant.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just a shame John Gielgud is dead so can't play the part of Jules.

Hugh Grant.

You get noshed off by prostitutes?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just a shame John Gielgud is dead so can't play the part of Jules.

Hugh Grant.

You get noshed off by prostitutes?

Only once and it was a long time ago.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just a shame John Gielgud is dead so can't play the part of Jules.

Hugh Grant.

You get noshed off by prostitutes?

Only once and it was a long time ago.

Somewhere in the backstreets of Hamburg. Can't remember. I was drunk and got lost. I thought she was a policewoman... from behind.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just a shame John Gielgud is dead so can't play the part of Jules.

Hugh Grant.

You get noshed off by prostitutes?

Only once and it was a long time ago.

Somewhere in the backstreets of Hamburg. Can't remember. I was drunk and got lost. I thought she was a policewoman... from behind.

Did she have any chips?

We could have an early morning Brokeback Mountain scene with Rick and Shah before Rick heads off to defend corporate clients and Shah leaves to fight Jihad. And a Ghost scene where I'm squashing millipedes with my Hi-Tecs and Tino's ghost is trying to throttle me.

Eric Bana could play Pal Chopper Joey.

Hugh Grant is quality in "The Gentleman" which in itself is a very good film.