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Bustard tird.

Interrobangin' Hibbz!

Fist.

The intervention of Hibbz! was a good intervention in my book.

Sicond.
I didn't know you were writing a book.

I am. It's about interventions,

Galted wrote:I am.  It's about interventions,

When can we let you finish it?

X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X

Pal Joey wrote:X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X

Y?

Pal Joey wrote:X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X

Four cans of Castlemaine and a sip of a fifth?

End of intervention or a Confederate fence. Or what Super says.

Frank Zappa was the mother of intervention.

Fist. Miss working in the office and having inane conversations about it being Friday.

Galted wrote:Fist. Miss working in the office and having inane conversations about it being Friday.

Sicond.  Did the Angry Kiwi have any any controversial views about Fridays?

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Fist. Miss working in the office and having inane conversations about it being Friday.

Sicond.  Did the Angry Kiwi have any any controversial views about Fridays?

He was normally in a tolerable mood on Friday with the peak of his week-long drinking session ahead of him, though during F1 season any BBC article about Lewis Hamilton could set him off.

Record michaelsing? Or death of a thread?

Fist, maybe the last fist ever.

The end of the tea society will not be a bang, but a whimper.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Record michaelsing?  Or death of a thread?

Fist, maybe the last fist ever.

The end of the tea society will not be a bang, but a whimper.

I think it was Jules ending a sentence with a comma which was the start of the dying of the light, rIcK.

I know I am struggling to get over it, so I imagine others are.

This place started with a whimper, so best that it ends on one,

Amen,

The Last Tird.

Illusion, Comma, Pimp and Circumstance.
Full stop.

My kid's nursery class made St George's flags today. Later on he clumped a black kid on the lip hard enough to draw blood.
Won't be long before he starts using rhyming slang and moves to Kent.

Galted wrote:My kid's nursery class made St George's flags today. Later on he clumped a black kid on the lip hard enough to draw blood.
Won't be long before he starts using rhyming slang and moves to Kent.

#black(kids)lives matter.

Galted wrote:My kid's nursery class made St George's flags today. Later on he clumped a black kid on the lip hard enough to draw blood.
Won't be long before he starts using rhyming slang and moves to Kent.

Gammon for tea?

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Galted wrote:My kid's nursery class made St George's flags today. Later on he clumped a black kid on the lip hard enough to draw blood.
Won't be long before he starts using rhyming slang and moves to Kent.

Gammon for tea?

He's more a pork scratching than a fully fledged gammon at this stage.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:My kid's nursery class made St George's flags today. Later on he clumped a black kid on the lip hard enough to draw blood.
Won't be long before he starts using rhyming slang and moves to Kent.

#black(kids)lives matter.

Communist.

F(asc)ist

Sicond.

The meltdown on Tw*tter over Elon Musk's takeover is priceless.  Apparently he was given a choice of spending $6 billion on ending world hunger or spending $44 billion on buying Tw*tter and chose the latter.  Multitudes threatening to leave but not actually leaving, a bit like when Trump became president.

Makes me wonder if we should put the Morning Tea Society up for sale when Tino's dead again.  I could do with a few billion though we'd have to ask Musk to pay in pounds.

Galted wrote:Sicond.

The meltdown on Tw*tter over Elon Musk's takeover is priceless.  Apparently he was given a choice of spending $6 billion on ending world hunger or spending $44 billion on buying Tw*tter and chose the latter.  Multitudes threatening to leave but not actually leaving, a bit like when Trump became president.

Makes me wonder if we should put the Morning Tea Society up for sale when Tino's dead again.  I could do with a few billion though we'd have to ask Musk to pay in pounds.

What I want to know, is what has Jeff/Geoff said about it?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.

The meltdown on Tw*tter over Elon Musk's takeover is priceless.  Apparently he was given a choice of spending $6 billion on ending world hunger or spending $44 billion on buying Tw*tter and chose the latter.  Multitudes threatening to leave but not actually leaving, a bit like when Trump became president.

Makes me wonder if we should put the Morning Tea Society up for sale when Tino's dead again.  I could do with a few billion though we'd have to ask Musk to pay in pounds.

What I want to know, is what has Jeff/Geoff said about it?

I think he'll deal with Elon Musk when he's finished mocking Tyson Fury.

Jeff was probably a consultant.

It always baffles me that people think you can chuck money at world hunger and it would get to the places where it would make a difference.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Jeff was probably a consultant.

It always baffles me that people think you can chuck money at world hunger and it would get to the places where it would make a difference.

Exactly. World hunger can only be solved by celebrities visiting starving people.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Jeff was probably a consultant.

It always baffles me that people think you can chuck money at world hunger and it would get to the places where it would make a difference.

Keep it light, rICko.

There is a G*lf thread for this kind of thing. I'm sure super_insecure has an opinion on it. Well, he will have lifted an opinion from somewhere else but the end result is the same.

Correct, and moving villages closer to the wells, and wearing silly noses.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Jeff was probably a consultant.

It always baffles me that people think you can chuck money at world hunger and it would get to the places where it would make a difference.

Keep it light, rICko.

There is a G*lf thread for this kind of thing. I'm sure super_insecure has an opinion on it. Well, he will have lifted an opinion from somewhere else but the end result is the same.

He probably thinks starving people should just get up and go to the shop and buy a pack of pasta for 50 pence that can feed a family of four for a week.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Jeff was probably a consultant.

It always baffles me that people think you can chuck money at world hunger and it would get to the places where it would make a difference.

Keep it light, rICko.

There is a G*lf thread for this kind of thing. I'm sure super_insecure has an opinion on it. Well, he will have lifted an opinion from somewhere else but the end result is the same.

He probably thinks starving people should just get up and go to the shop and buy a pack of pasta for 50 pence that can feed a family of four for a week.  

Starving people could do that if they didn't spend all the tax money S_R gives them on 8K TVs and Benson and Hedges.

In fact, they could probably afford the Taste the Difference range if they used a bit of commonsense.

More pulling up by bootstraps, less buying triple lattes with toasted avocado like every millennial does, plus stop illegals claiming benefits that should be going to homeless veterans probably.

Which reminds me - does anyone know where to get any Creme Parisienne now that Charbonnel et Walker have stopped making them?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Which reminds me - does anyone know where to get any Creme Parisienne now that Charbonnel et Walker have stopped making them?

I would suggest trying Amazon.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Which reminds me - does anyone know where to get any Creme Parisienne now that Charbonnel et Walker have stopped making them?

I would suggest trying Amazon.

Does anyone know where to get any ethically sourced Creme Parisienne?

Galted wrote:Sicond.

The meltdown on Tw*tter over Elon Musk's takeover is priceless.  Apparently he was given a choice of spending $6 billion on ending world hunger or spending $44 billion on buying Tw*tter and chose the latter.  Multitudes threatening to leave but not actually leaving, a bit like when Trump became president.

Makes me wonder if we should put the Morning Tea Society up for sale when Tino's dead again.  I could do with a few billion though we'd have to ask Musk to pay in pounds.

Seeing as Musk has all these untold billions to spare and a taste for takeovers , perhaps we could get him to buy Russia and sack Putin ?

alfie wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.

The meltdown on Tw*tter over Elon Musk's takeover is priceless.  Apparently he was given a choice of spending $6 billion on ending world hunger or spending $44 billion on buying Tw*tter and chose the latter.  Multitudes threatening to leave but not actually leaving, a bit like when Trump became president.

Makes me wonder if we should put the Morning Tea Society up for sale when Tino's dead again.  I could do with a few billion though we'd have to ask Musk to pay in pounds.

Seeing as Musk has all these untold billions to spare and a taste for takeovers , perhaps we could get him to buy Russia and sack Putin ?

Or, more importantly, buy Charbonnel et Walker and start making Cremes Parisienes again.

Was just looking at some of the Reykjavik thread. Some of those lunch reviews were ace.

We need to start that back up. That will kick start this place.

I bet Shah had a 2 litre bottle of Orange Lucazade, a family bucket of KFC and a tube of barbecue Pringles.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Was just looking at some of the Reykjavik thread. Some of those lunch reviews were ace.

We need to start that back up. That will kick start this place.

I bet Shah had a 2 litre bottle of Orange Lucazade, a family bucket of KFC and a tube of barbecue Pringles.

I reckon he's improved himself and he now has four 500ml cans of Dragon Soup, a Chicken Cottage meal for two and twelve packs of flaming hot Skips.

A Peperami threaded through Monster Munch in the ultimate chav kebab.

I had soup, not a lot changes here.

rIck_dAgless wrote:A Peperami threaded through Monster Munch in the ultimate chav kebab.

I had soup, not a lot changes here.

Was there not a guy on the old 606 boxing site who used to swear by that? Can't remember who he was but he also did a really funny post about Salt and Shake crisps and the change they had made to his life.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:A Peperami threaded through Monster Munch in the ultimate chav kebab.

I had soup, not a lot changes here.

Was there not a guy on the old 606 boxing site who used to swear by that?  Can't remember who he was but he also did a really funny post about Salt and Shake crisps and the change they had made to his life.  

Yep that's where this cam from, I think he/she called it a shame kebab

Fist.

Jeff update:
Still no word from him on the Musk takeover, he's currently advocating for hanging to be reintroduced for people whose phones go off during the snooker.

Galted wrote:Fist.

Jeff update:
Still no word from him on the Musk takeover, he's currently advocating for hanging to be reintroduced for people whose phones go off during the snooker.

Surely at the Crucible they should be burnt at the stake.
Sicond.

Galted wrote:Fist.

Jeff update:
Still no word from him on the Musk takeover, he's currently advocating for hanging to be reintroduced for people whose phones go off during the snooker.

Or hang all snooker players? Or anyone with a phone?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Fist.

Jeff update:
Still no word from him on the Musk takeover, he's currently advocating for hanging to be reintroduced for people whose phones go off during the snooker.

Surely at the Crucible they should be burnt at the stake.
Sicond.

Top work

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Fist.

Jeff update:
Still no word from him on the Musk takeover, he's currently advocating for hanging to be reintroduced for people whose phones go off during the snooker.

Surely at the Crucible they should be burnt at the stake.
Sicond.

Top work

As much as I thoroughly enjoyed Julius's post, the girls and pets found guilty were hanged so Jeff is right to want the same fate for phone users.