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Bustard tird.

I'll never forgive Hugh Grant for planting the seed in my mind that Liz Hurley might withhold sex and/or blowies. She's otherwise always seemed filthy.

superflyweight wrote:I'll never forgive Hugh Grant for planting the seed in my mind that Liz Hurley might withhold sex and/or blowies.  She's otherwise always seemed filthy.    

Someone who has a Tw*tter account could ask Warnie?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'll never forgive Hugh Grant for planting the seed in my mind that Liz Hurley might withhold sex and/or blowies.  She's otherwise always seemed filthy.    

Someone who has a Tw*tter account could ask Warnie?

Tw*tter's not a ouiji board.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'll never forgive Hugh Grant for planting the seed in my mind that Liz Hurley might withhold sex and/or blowies.  She's otherwise always seemed filthy.    

Someone who has a Tw*tter account could ask Warnie?

Tw*tter's not a ouiji board.  

It basically is.

Jeff seems to be descending into a hellscape that he refers to as 'Boxing Twitter'. He seems to know it's a hellscape but he has no inclination to get out. It's screaming out for an intervention.

Jeff is Rhianna to Twitters Chris Brown

and we could be his umbrella.

ella

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ella

guru

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ella

guru

murthy

If someone finds a fist, please return it to Galted.
Sicond.

Tird.

Rwanda? I don't get it. It's a disincentive I suppose. That'll cost a fortune to ship people there, surely?

JuliusHMarx wrote:If someone finds a fist, please return it to Galted.
Sicond.

I didn't insert a fist today out of respect for Jesus Christ and his ongoing troubles with His father, which came to a head this weekend some years back.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:If someone finds a fist, please return it to Galted.
Sicond.

I didn't insert a fist today out of respect for Jesus Christ and his ongoing troubles with His father, which came to a head this weekend some years back.

Yes, I heard he was cross.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:If someone finds a fist, please return it to Galted.
Sicond.

I didn't insert a fist today out of respect for Jesus Christ and his ongoing troubles with His father, which came to a head this weekend some years back.

Yes, I heard he was cross.

You've absolutely nailed the state of Jesus' emotions in that post.

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:If someone finds a fist, please return it to Galted.
Sicond.

I didn't insert a fist today out of respect for Jesus Christ and his ongoing troubles with His father, which came to a head this weekend some years back.

Yes, I heard he was cross.

You've absolutely nailed the state of Jesus' emotions in that post.

Thanks, it's quite a thorny issue.

In the words of Tommy Lee Jones portraying possible Kennedy assassination conspirator, Clay Shaw - I wish to extend to each of you, and to each of your families, my best wishes for a happy Easter.  

If the Music Section Morning Tea Society was turned into a sitcom, today's offerings would be the pilate episode.

Fist.

The boulder across the cave entrance was larger than anticipated. Had to use explosives...

Sicond.

You gearing up for Anzac day, PJ? "Head em up!".

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.  

You gearing up for Anzac day, PJ?  "Head em up!".  

Still recovering from a lacklustre Easter, Super. No, really it was OK. Nice weather. How are you?

Anzac Day is not far off as you say. I might go down the road to the local and watch some of the wowsers flip the coins. People tend to drink a lot and get overexcited but I'll grab a quiet spot next to the wall and keep an eye on the barbecue. It was free food there one year and I get on well with the publican. They had a Saffa bloke doing it... quite a character. Very generous with the servings.

As an aside. Think it was 3 years back now. Amongst the crowd was some old war veteran. Dripping with medals. Must have been well into his 90s. His grand-daughter... or maybe even great-grand daughter (a hot sort but inappropriately dressed I thought... though I didn't complain!) was all smiles and getting into the festivities. I went up to the old chap, who seemed a bit overwhelmed by the commotion of the two-up, and quietly thanked him for his services. His face lit up a bit and he expressed some humble gratitude that I'd said what I'd said. I had that distinct feeling that he was thinking that all of the boozers just use the day as another excuse to get trashed and soon forget the real purpose of the commemoration. Or maybe not....

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.  

You gearing up for Anzac day, PJ?  "Head em up!".  

Still recovering from a lacklustre Easter, Super. No, really it was OK. Nice weather. How are you?

Anzac Day is not far off as you say. I might go down the road to the local and watch some of the wowsers flip the coins. People tend to drink a lot and get overexcited but I'll grab a quiet spot next to the wall and keep an eye on the barbecue. It was free food there one year and I get on well with the publican. They had a Saffa bloke doing it... quite a character. Very generous with the servings.

As an aside. Think it was 3 years back now. Amongst the crowd was some old war veteran. Dripping with medals. Must have been well into his 90s. His grand-daughter... or maybe even great-grand daughter (a hot sort but inappropriately dressed I thought... though I didn't complain!) was all smiles and getting into the festivities. I went up to the old chap, who seemed a bit overwhelmed by the commotion of the two-up, and quietly thanked him for his services. His face lit up a bit and he expressed some humble gratitude that I'd said what I'd said. I had that distinct feeling that he was thinking that all of the boozers just use the day as another excuse to get trashed and soon forget the real purpose of the commemoration. Or maybe not....

Anzac Day is a bit odd and have only experienced it once. The parade in the morning had a bit more of a celebratory feel than I was expecting (particularly compared to our Remembrance Day parades) but I didn't mind it as it seemed a nice way of celebrating the living as well as commemorating the dead. The rest of the day was a bit of a drunken haze and had nothing to do with commemoration, but was enjoyable all the same. Finished off the day at the SCG watching the Swannies overcome a massive deficit in the final period to beat the Demons.

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.  

You gearing up for Anzac day, PJ?  "Head em up!".  

Still recovering from a lacklustre Easter, Super. No, really it was OK. Nice weather. How are you?

Anzac Day is not far off as you say. I might go down the road to the local and watch some of the wowsers flip the coins. People tend to drink a lot and get overexcited but I'll grab a quiet spot next to the wall and keep an eye on the barbecue. It was free food there one year and I get on well with the publican. They had a Saffa bloke doing it... quite a character. Very generous with the servings.

As an aside. Think it was 3 years back now. Amongst the crowd was some old war veteran. Dripping with medals. Must have been well into his 90s. His grand-daughter... or maybe even great-grand daughter (a hot sort but inappropriately dressed I thought... though I didn't complain!) was all smiles and getting into the festivities. I went up to the old chap, who seemed a bit overwhelmed by the commotion of the two-up, and quietly thanked him for his services. His face lit up a bit and he expressed some humble gratitude that I'd said what I'd said. I had that distinct feeling that he was thinking that all of the boozers just use the day as another excuse to get trashed and soon forget the real purpose of the commemoration. Or maybe not....

Anzac Day is a bit odd and have only experienced it once.  The parade in the morning had a bit more of a celebratory feel than I was expecting (particularly compared to our Remembrance Day parades) but I didn't mind it as it seemed a nice way of celebrating the living as well as commemorating the dead.  The rest of the day was a bit of a drunken haze and had nothing to do with commemoration, but was enjoyable all the same.  Finished off the day at the SCG watching the Swannies overcome a massive deficit in the final period to beat the Demons.  

That is probably the best summary of Anzac Day I've ever read. Yes, it's really like that.

Solemn commemorations and the marches in the morning... then it's footy for the rest of the day and hitting the booze well into the night.
Those Swans games can be epic encounters. I need to get out there again and use my membership more.

Fist fist post Easter. What a time to be alive!

Galted wrote:alive!

I'm not Sir Harrison Birtwistle.
I am sicond.

Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

Were you the guy wearing the top hat and tails? I was the guy at the other end wearing nothing but a Next jumper.

I think we breached CC rules.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

Were you the guy wearing the top hat and tails? I was the guy at the other end wearing nothing but a Next jumper.

I think we breached CC rules.

That was you? I never realised thimbles could be used like that,

Just did one of those political compass polls. Bloody hell. I'm neither here nor there.

Here are my results:

LNP (Cons) 41.25%
ALP (Labour) 39.375%
Greens/Others 19.375%

So to summarise, I'm a fraction to the top right of the cross hairs.
I'm basically just north of the middle part of a battery towards the end with the + bump.
Harsh and pragmatic in some respects but kind and caring in other things. Well, well, well...
Don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of this result. Maybe I'm just a stopped clock and need some winding up?

Pal Joey wrote:Just did one of those political compass polls. Bloody hell. I'm neither here nor there.

Here are my results:

LNP (Cons) 41.25%
ALP (Labour) 39.375%
Greens/Others 19.375%

So to summarise, I'm a fraction to the top right of the cross hairs.
I'm basically just north of the middle part of a battery towards the end with the + bump.
Harsh and pragmatic in some respects but kind and caring in other things. Well, well, well...
Don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of this result. Maybe I'm just a stopped clock and need some winding up?

Fascist.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Just did one of those political compass polls. Bloody hell. I'm neither here nor there.

Here are my results:

LNP (Cons) 41.25%
ALP (Labour) 39.375%
Greens/Others 19.375%

So to summarise, I'm a fraction to the top right of the cross hairs.
I'm basically just north of the middle part of a battery towards the end with the + bump.
Harsh and pragmatic in some respects but kind and caring in other things. Well, well, well...
Don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of this result. Maybe I'm just a stopped clock and need some winding up?

Fascist.

I feel a bit like a walking hung parliament to be honest.
Obviously the current 'causes' cancel each other out in my mind... or I'm too afraid to speak up on certain 'issues'.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

Were you the guy wearing the top hat and tails? I was the guy at the other end wearing nothing but a Next jumper.

I think we breached CC rules.

That was you? I never realised thimbles could be used like that,

I never realised you could end a sentence with a comma,

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

Were you the guy wearing the top hat and tails? I was the guy at the other end wearing nothing but a Next jumper.

I think we breached CC rules.

That was you? I never realised thimbles could be used like that,

I never realised you could end a sentence with a comma,

His glasses must have been fogged up when he was typing. Getting one in early I suspect,

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

Were you the guy wearing the top hat and tails? I was the guy at the other end wearing nothing but a Next jumper.

I think we breached CC rules.

That was you? I never realised thimbles could be used like that,

I never realised you could end a sentence with a comma,

Really;

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

Were you the guy wearing the top hat and tails? I was the guy at the other end wearing nothing but a Next jumper.

I think we breached CC rules.

That was you? I never realised thimbles could be used like that,

I never realised you could end a sentence with a comma,

Your sentence ended with two commas, just the type of content which makes membership of this particular society worthwhile.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

Were you the guy wearing the top hat and tails? I was the guy at the other end wearing nothing but a Next jumper.

I think we breached CC rules.

That was you? I never realised thimbles could be used like that,

I never realised you could end a sentence with a comma,

Your sentence ended with two commas, just the type of content which makes membership of this particular society worthwhile.

'Girlfriend in a comma',

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

Were you the guy wearing the top hat and tails? I was the guy at the other end wearing nothing but a Next jumper.

I think we breached CC rules.

That was you? I never realised thimbles could be used like that,

I never realised you could end a sentence with a comma,

Your sentence ended with two commas, just the type of content which makes membership of this particular society worthwhile.

'Girlfriend in a comma',

Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma chameleon,

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond. Tird.

Did you go away, Galted... or go to any nearby tourist attractions?

Went to one of these pointless farmer's markets on the Friday which was a bit crap, and to an 'art' and 'antiques' fair on the Monday which was also crap.

Was good to provide jr with a whole new audience for his tantrums when trying to smash up a whole new range of items.

I thought Pee Jay was suggesting that Galtova was a tourist attraction.

Oh. In that case, yes.

Were you the guy wearing the top hat and tails? I was the guy at the other end wearing nothing but a Next jumper.

I think we breached CC rules.

That was you? I never realised thimbles could be used like that,

I never realised you could end a sentence with a comma,

Your sentence ended with two commas, just the type of content which makes membership of this particular society worthwhile.

'Girlfriend in a comma',

Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma chameleon,

Comma Eileen.

Comma Together,

I'm bloody commatose reading this.

I wanna live like comma people
I wanna do whatever comma people do

The Commaunards,

The Commacal Brothers,

I can feel it, commaing in the air tonight,

Divine Commady.

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