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by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Jun 2022, 12:11 pm

First topic message reminder :

6. 5. Civic

by **Galted** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 10:01 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am a bit torn. Not sure who I would do (given the choice), truss or the English bird coach

"Given the choice" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

Tird.

Hope Shah doesn't read the 'I am a bit torn' part.

If that doesn't bring him back, nothing will.

The answer is Liz Truss, by the way. Just so one could shout, "I'm doing you, Truss" during the sex. In honour of our resident Beefcake, Trussman.

That would be another one for Shah to decide.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 10:02 am

Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2022, 10:10 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am a bit torn. Not sure who I would do (given the choice), truss or the English bird coach

"Given the choice" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

Tird.

Hope Shah doesn't read the 'I am a bit torn' part.

Shah is not Natalie Imbruglia

How do you know?

I'd definitely do Imbruglia. Wouldn't even need a run up for that.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 10:21 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am a bit torn. Not sure who I would do (given the choice), truss or the English bird coach

"Given the choice" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

Tird.

Hope Shah doesn't read the 'I am a bit torn' part.

Shah is not Natalie Imbruglia

How do you know?

I'd definitely do Imbruglia. Wouldn't even need a run up for that.

Would you come around the wicket though? Or just your stock ball?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2022, 10:26 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am a bit torn. Not sure who I would do (given the choice), truss or the English bird coach

"Given the choice" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

Tird.

Hope Shah doesn't read the 'I am a bit torn' part.

Shah is not Natalie Imbruglia

How do you know?

I'd definitely do Imbruglia. Wouldn't even need a run up for that.

Would you come around the wicket though? Or just your stock ball?

l*l out loud! Coffee spat everywhere, Pee Jay!

Erm, I'd do what I was told with her. I'd definitely get the googly out.

by Duty281 Wed 27 Jul 2022, 10:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am a bit torn. Not sure who I would do (given the choice), truss or the English bird coach

"Given the choice" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

Tird.

Hope Shah doesn't read the 'I am a bit torn' part.

Shah is not Natalie Imbruglia

How do you know?

I'd definitely do Imbruglia. Wouldn't even need a run up for that.

Would you come around the wicket though? Or just your stock ball?

l*l out loud! Coffee spat everywhere, Pee Jay!

Erm, I'd do what I was told with her. I'd definitely get the googly out.

You're a wrong'un, Tino. Just put it in the slot.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 10:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am a bit torn. Not sure who I would do (given the choice), truss or the English bird coach

"Given the choice" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

Tird.

Hope Shah doesn't read the 'I am a bit torn' part.

Shah is not Natalie Imbruglia

How do you know?

I'd definitely do Imbruglia. Wouldn't even need a run up for that.

Would you come around the wicket though? Or just your stock ball?

l*l out loud! Coffee spat everywhere, Pee Jay!

Erm, I'd do what I was told with her. I'd definitely get the googly out.

Then try the flipper if that didn't work... ripping the seam backwards as you do. You know... try and catch her off guard.

by **Galted** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 10:55 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 11:06 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2022, 11:11 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

I'll check the CC Rule Book and put an end to this fascinating debate once and for all.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 11:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

I'll check the CC Rule Book and put an end to this fascinating debate once and for all.

Not sure I trust the impartiality of someone who sleeps with my opponent.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2022, 11:28 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

I'll check the CC Rule Book and put an end to this fascinating debate once and for all.

Not sure I trust the impartiality of someone who sleeps with my opponent.

The love Galted and I have goes beyond the physical realm, Jules. It is something far more profound than just nailing each other. Which, in fact, would be in direct breach of the number 1 CC rule; that we should never, under any circumstances, ever met in person.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 11:32 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

I'll check the CC Rule Book and put an end to this fascinating debate once and for all.

Not sure I trust the impartiality of someone who sleeps with my opponent.

The love Galted and I have goes beyond the physical realm, Jules. It is something far more profound than just nailing each other.

Now I'm sure I don't trust your impartiality.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 11:57 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

I'll check the CC Rule Book and put an end to this fascinating debate once and for all.

Not sure I trust the impartiality of someone who sleeps with my opponent.

The love Galted and I have goes beyond the physical realm, Jules. It is something far more profound than just nailing each other.

Now I'm sure I don't trust your impartiality.

I'm not sure but you definitely are.

by **Galted** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 2:44 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

I'll check the CC Rule Book and put an end to this fascinating debate once and for all.

Not sure I trust the impartiality of someone who sleeps with my opponent.

No need for smut.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2022, 3:11 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

I'll check the CC Rule Book and put an end to this fascinating debate once and for all.

Not sure I trust the impartiality of someone who sleeps with my opponent.

No need for smut.

I don't think Jules will win Pulitzer for filth.

by **Galted** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 3:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

I'll check the CC Rule Book and put an end to this fascinating debate once and for all.

Not sure I trust the impartiality of someone who sleeps with my opponent.

No need for smut.

I don't think Jules will win a Pulitzer for filth.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2022, 3:17 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

I'll check the CC Rule Book and put an end to this fascinating debate once and for all.

Not sure I trust the impartiality of someone who sleeps with my opponent.

No need for smut.

I don't think Jules will win a Pulitzer for filth.

C*nt.

by **superflyweight** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 3:42 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist, unmichaelsing the michaelsing which unmichaelsed michaels.

I don't think michaels was michaelsed long enough to call it a michaels, so you didn't really unmichaels michaels.

I would contend that a michaels post is automatically a michaelsing, rendering any subsequent posts unmichaelsings.

I see. Shame that you're wrong.

I'll check the CC Rule Book and put an end to this fascinating debate once and for all.

Not sure I trust the impartiality of someone who sleeps with my opponent.

No need for smut.

I don't think Jules will win a Pulitzer for filth.

A C*nt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 3:57 pm

I've always thought we should have the rulebook documented on here somewhere.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:14 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:I've always thought we should have the rulebook documented on here somewhere.

Tino has promised me it'll be up just as soon as he sorts out the next Culture Cup. Won't be long now, I'm sure.

by **superflyweight** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:18 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:I've always thought we should have the rulebook documented on here somewhere.

Tino has promised me it'll be up just as soon as he sorts out the next Culture Cup. Won't be long now, I'm sure.

When will Rick do his quiz?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:19 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:I've always thought we should have the rulebook documented on here somewhere.

Tino has promised me it'll be up just as soon as he sorts out the next Culture Cup. Won't be long now, I'm sure.

That will follow right after the quiz that rIcK keeps promising to do.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:20 pm

Or what Superfly said.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:24 pm

I might do a quiz soon.

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jul 2022, 8:56 am

Fist. Up early today in anticipation of Rick's quiz.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Jul 2022, 9:08 am

Sicond.

Hopefully catch a glimpse of Jules directing the Opening Ceremony from his private suite high up in the stands.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 28 Jul 2022, 9:51 am

I'm not Bernard Cribbins.

Wouldn't be surprised at all if Jules was though.

by Duty281 Thu 28 Jul 2022, 9:57 am

Sad to hear about Julius Cribbins. Will have a cheese salad in his honour.

by Duty281 Thu 28 Jul 2022, 9:58 am

Galted wrote:Fist. Up early today in anticipation of Rick's quiz.

If Rick doesn't do you a quiz, I'll do you one. That should put pressure on him to deliver.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 28 Jul 2022, 9:59 am

Duty281 wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist. Up early today in anticipation of Rick's quiz.

If Rick doesn't do you a quiz, I'll do you.

Steady on, Dooty.

by Duty281 Thu 28 Jul 2022, 10:08 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Duty281 wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist. Up early today in anticipation of Rick's quiz.

If Rick doesn't do you a quiz, I'll do you.

Steady on, Dooty.

Sorry babes, thought this was Grindr x

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 28 Jul 2022, 10:26 am

Duty281 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Duty281 wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist. Up early today in anticipation of Rick's quiz.

If Rick doesn't do you a quiz, I'll do you.

Steady on, Dooty.

Sorry babes, thought this was Grindr x

Closer to Mumsnet than Grindr on here I would say.

Erm, so I'm told anyway. A mate told me.

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:23 am

This is what happens when you cross Mumsnet with Grindr:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1551122260836188161

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jul 2022, 12:50 pm

Phobes.

by lostinwales Thu 28 Jul 2022, 2:49 pm

Galted wrote:Phobes.

Was it you who posted those other images on here? Is there something you haven't told us? (admittedly because we don't want to know)

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jul 2022, 3:19 pm

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:Phobes.

Was it you who posted those other images on here? Is there something you haven't told us? (admittedly because we don't want to know)

Yes, and yes. Just as soon as I find a lipstick that matches my balls.

by Duty281 Thu 28 Jul 2022, 3:45 pm

Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:Phobes.

Was it you who posted those other images on here? Is there something you haven't told us? (admittedly because we don't want to know)

Yes, and yes. Just as soon as I find a lipstick that matches my balls.

Blue? Or non-existent?

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jul 2022, 4:38 pm

Duty281 wrote:
Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:Phobes.

Was it you who posted those other images on here? Is there something you haven't told us? (admittedly because we don't want to know)

Yes, and yes. Just as soon as I find a lipstick that matches my balls.

Blue? Or non-existent?

Unnecessarily cruel, but funny.

by guildfordbat Thu 28 Jul 2022, 8:02 pm

Duty281 wrote:Sad to hear about Julius Cribbins. Will have a cheese salad in his honour.

Saw what you did there, Duty. Brilliant fit with your County Championship post. clap

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jul 2022, 9:55 pm

guildfordbat wrote:
Duty281 wrote:Sad to hear about Julius Cribbins. Will have a cheese salad in his honour.

Saw what you did there, Duty. Brilliant fit with your County Championship post.

Have seen that episode I don't know how many times and had no idea it was Bernard Cribbins until today.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:14 pm

I'm not Terry Neill.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jul 2022, 9:36 am

To paraphrase superfly - right lads I'm on holiday for a couple of weeks from tomorrow so I need some help.

I've got the chickens looked after but can someone do the bins. Blue bin is this Monday (please put it out Sunday night) and then next Monday is brown and black bins. The food caddy needs to go out on both occasions.

Galted, please don't go through Mrs Window's underwear draw again.

by Duty281 Fri 29 Jul 2022, 10:07 am

Where you off to, Tino? Somewhere exotic, such as Barnsley?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jul 2022, 10:11 am

Duty281 wrote:Where you off to, Tino? Somewhere exotic, such as Barnsley?

Barnsley is exotic to me, but I'm actually off to Barbados.

If I remember correctly, your grandmother lives there? If you give me her address I'm happy to ~~hunt her down~~ find her and tell her that her favourite grandson is doing fine. Up to you?

by **Galted** Fri 29 Jul 2022, 10:18 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted, please don't go through Mrs Window's underwear draw again.

I make no promises.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jul 2022, 10:22 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted, please don't go through Mrs Window's underwear draw again.

I make no promises.

I think deep down, she wants you rifle through them again.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Jul 2022, 10:25 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Duty281 wrote:Where you off to, Tino? Somewhere exotic, such as Barnsley?

Barnsley is exotic to me, but I'm actually off to Barbados.

Whoa, by the sunny Caribbean sea.

by Duty281 Fri 29 Jul 2022, 3:36 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Duty281 wrote:Where you off to, Tino? Somewhere exotic, such as Barnsley?

Barnsley is exotic to me, but I'm actually off to Barbados.

If I remember correctly, your grandmother lives there? If you give me her address I'm happy to ~~hunt her down~~ find her and tell her that her favourite grandson is doing fine. Up to you?

Barbados is alright, but no chance of bumping into legends like Boycott, Clough, Parkinson or Trueman down there.

You remember half-correctly, it's my mother that lives in Barbados. Her address is 606 Stay The Hell Away Avenue.

Happy travels.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Jul 2022, 3:39 pm

Duty281 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Duty281 wrote:Where you off to, Tino? Somewhere exotic, such as Barnsley?

Barnsley is exotic to me, but I'm actually off to Barbados.

If I remember correctly, your grandmother lives there? If you give me her address I'm happy to ~~hunt her down~~ find her and tell her that her favourite grandson is doing fine. Up to you?

Barbados is alright, but no chance of bumping into legends like Boycott, Clough, Parkinson or Trueman down there.

You remember half-correctly, it's my mother that lives in Barbados. Her address is 606 Stay The Hell Away Avenue.

Happy travels.

Sh1t! Son, is that you?!

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