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Galted wrote:I hope to f*ck that PJ doesn't see the sorry-arsed stories that make the news in the UK:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-62140953

I'm sure most Aussies would use this 'shark' as bait to catch spiders.

I got bitten by some motherf*cker of an insect playing cricket on Saturday. Made my whole knee swell up like a f*cking watermelon on Sunday. Still struggling with it now.

Had to have been on holiday from Australia. Nothing in this country could have done such damage.

*Pee Jay has a lot to answer for.

*I don't mean the court case. She definitely looked older than 16.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I hope to f*ck that PJ doesn't see the sorry-arsed stories that make the news in the UK:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-62140953

I'm sure most Aussies would use this 'shark' as bait to catch spiders.

I got bitten by some motherf*cker of an insect playing cricket on Saturday. Made my whole knee swell up like a f*cking watermelon on Sunday. Still struggling with it now.

Had to have been on holiday from Australia. Nothing in this country could have done such damage.

*Pee Jay has a lot to answer for.

*I don't mean the court case. She definitely looked older than 16.

Could it have been a wasp? I had one fly at me at high speed and just flick me - it seemed. Didn't get a huge amount of swelling but it did hurt for a few hours.

I believe millions of insects, snakes and spiders must have perished this year. I can't see how they've survived. There's been so much rain and such a large area of land is (and was) underwater. We've had around 2m of rain or 78 inches (just over that now) and it's only mid-July. Normally, we get around 1.2m a year (about twice what London gets). It will be interesting to see what's survived when the rain stops and the temperature rises again. Maybe things will be bigger and more venomous?

We had a massive fly in our flat but the cat took care of it.

(It wasn't Super' or the lesser fly (who the cat's probably had anyway)).

Pal Joey wrote:

Could it have been a wasp? I had one fly at me at high speed and just flick me - it seemed. Didn't get a huge amount of swelling but it did hurt for a few hours.

I believe millions of insects, snakes and spiders must have perished this year. I can't see how they've survived. There's been so much rain and such a large area of land is (and was) underwater. We've had around 2m of rain or 78 inches (just over that now) and it's only mid-July. Normally, we get around 1.2m a year (twice London). It will be interesting to see what's survived when the rain stops and the temperature rises again. Maybe things will be bigger and more venomous?

I don't think it was a wasp as it must have got up my trouser leg and I reckon a wasp would have stung me multiple times. This was just one bite but (legit) the worst I've ever had.

Yeah, the pictures on the news of Sydney were mad. Apocalyptic stuff. I think you're right, millions of things will have died. Hope you're ok though, Pee Jay.

If the water subsides and your creepy crawlies are "bigger and more venomous", then we are all in the sh*t. The last thing we need is bigger and more venomous Aussies critters.

Galted wrote:We had a massive fly in our flat but the cat took care of it.

Anecdotes like this that keep us all coming back for more, Galted.

Great stuff.

Yeah, luckily I'm about 80m above sea level where I am. Those places worst hit (x 3 or 4 times) are about 3/4 hour drive away.

This Origin has been pretty brutal. Half these guys will be vegetables before they reach the age of 50.
Everyone is saying NSW will win the decider but I've been around too long. Even with a few of their star players missing - Qld will somehow grow an extra leg... concussed or not.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:We had a massive fly in our flat but the cat took care of it.

Anecdotes like this that keep us all coming back for more, Galted.

Great stuff.

Cheers, Tino. Just goes to show the value of an adjective, as I don't think it would've been nearly as interesting without one.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:We had a massive fly in our flat but the cat took care of it.

Anecdotes like this that keep us all coming back for more, Galted.

Great stuff.

Cheers, Tino.  Just goes to show the value of an adjective, as I don't think it would've been nearly as interesting without one.

I've always noun you were good at grammar, Galted.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:We had a massive fly in our flat but the cat took care of it.

Anecdotes like this that keep us all coming back for more, Galted.

Great stuff.

Cheers, Tino.  Just goes to show the value of an adjective, as I don't think it would've been nearly as interesting without one.

I've always noun you were good at grammar, Galted.

Grammar is mainly just comma sense.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:We had a massive fly in our flat but the cat took care of it.

Anecdotes like this that keep us all coming back for more, Galted.

Great stuff.

Cheers, Tino.  Just goes to show the value of an adjective, as I don't think it would've been nearly as interesting without one.

I've always noun you were good at grammar, Galted.

Grammar is mainly just comma sense.

Relieved there's some action on here today, I was getting a bit tense.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:We had a massive fly in our flat but the cat took care of it.

Anecdotes like this that keep us all coming back for more, Galted.

Great stuff.

Cheers, Tino.  Just goes to show the value of an adjective, as I don't think it would've been nearly as interesting without one.

I've always noun you were good at grammar, Galted.

Grammar is mainly just comma sense.

Relieved there's some action on here today, I was getting a bit tense.

Do you have a semi colon?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:We had a massive fly in our flat but the cat took care of it.

Anecdotes like this that keep us all coming back for more, Galted.

Great stuff.

Cheers, Tino.  Just goes to show the value of an adjective, as I don't think it would've been nearly as interesting without one.

I've always noun you were good at grammar, Galted.

Grammar is mainly just comma sense.

Relieved there's some action on here today, I was getting a bit tense.

Do you have a semi colon?

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

Fist?!

Sicond .

Tird‽

Galted wrote:Tird‽

¿Que pasa Galted?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird‽

¿Que pasa Galted?

No mucho, Julio. mi bigote está atrapado en mi sombrero. tal vez haga algo al respecto mañana

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Tird‽

¿Que pasa Galted?

No mucho, Julio. mi bigote está atrapado en mi sombrero. tal vez haga algo al respecto mañana

I hate it when bigots get stuck in my hat.

I used to have a friend whose surname was Bigot, but he died.

I used to have a friend whose surname was Sex, but he changed it to Sexton.

I'd probably do the same, imagine having your kids referred to as 'all the little Sexes'.

Galted wrote:I'd probably do the same, imagine having your kids referred to as 'all the little Sexes'.

True, but I'd quite like to be known as Mr. Sex.
In fact, Galtova does call me that occasionally.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I'd probably do the same, imagine having your kids referred to as 'all the little Sexes'.

True, but I'd quite like to be known as Mr. Sex.
In fact, Galtova does call me that occasionally.

She calls me 'the little bigot'. Typical f*cking Eastern European.

Galted wrote:

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

That deserved better than silence.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

That deserved better than silence.

It's mordaunting when there's silence on here. I truss you guys aren't backing Sunak. I guess a less braver man would just tug'end hat and walkway. Surely things can't get bad enoch to cause a dead heat in the last round of drinks?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

That deserved better than silence.

Cheers, Tino. Normally only my parentheses acknowledge my efforts.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

That deserved better than silence.

It's mordaunting when there's silence on here. I truss you guys aren't backing Sunak. I guess a braver man would just tug'end hat and walkway. Surely things can't get bad enoch to cause a dead heat in the last round of drinks?

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It's quite interesting that, of the 8 candidates, only 2 are white males whereas I don't think Labour have had anything else as leader.

Guess it shows that c*nts come in any form.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

That deserved better than silence.

It's mordaunting when there's silence on here. I truss you guys aren't backing Sunak. I guess a braver man would just tug'end hat and walkway. Surely things can't get bad enoch to cause a dead heat in the last round of drinks?

Penny for your thoughts Peej. It's suella you to be so up to date on UK politics - I rishi was so knowledgeable, but my ignorance is enough to make mi weep. Still, all liz not lost, maybe I can pick up some new facts by tomorrow.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

That deserved better than silence.

Cheers, Tino. Normally only my parentheses acknowledge my efforts.

I'm usually in the same bracket.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

That deserved better than silence.

It's mordaunting when there's silence on here. I truss you guys aren't backing Sunak. I guess a braver man would just tug'end hat and walkway. Surely things can't get bad enoch to cause a dead heat in the last round of drinks?

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It's quite interesting that, of the 8 candidates, only 2 are white males whereas I don't think Labour have had anything else as leader.

Guess it shows that c*nts come in any form.

Surely there's an overweight MP out there with a proper square jaw, a booming authoritative voice and a full red beard?

She'd get my vote if I was in the party room.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

That deserved better than silence.

It's mordaunting when there's silence on here. I truss you guys aren't backing Sunak. I guess a braver man would just tug'end hat and walkway. Surely things can't get bad enoch to cause a dead heat in the last round of drinks?

.

It's quite interesting that, of the 8 candidates, only 2 are white males whereas I don't think Labour have had anything else as leader.

Guess it shows that c*nts come in any form.

Surely there's an overweight MP out there with a proper square jaw, a booming authoritative voice and a full red beard?

She'd get my vote if I was in the party room.

She doesn't have a beard but Arlene Foster otherwise fits the bill.  Although she does look like someone who would screw over their lottery syndicate without any shame whatsoever.

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

That deserved better than silence.

It's mordaunting when there's silence on here. I truss you guys aren't backing Sunak. I guess a braver man would just tug'end hat and walkway. Surely things can't get bad enoch to cause a dead heat in the last round of drinks?

.

It's quite interesting that, of the 8 candidates, only 2 are white males whereas I don't think Labour have had anything else as leader.

Guess it shows that c*nts come in any form.

Surely there's an overweight MP out there with a proper square jaw, a booming authoritative voice and a full red beard?

She'd get my vote if I was in the party room.

She doesn't have a beard but Arlene Foster otherwise fits the bill.  Although she does look like someone who would screw over their lottery syndicate without any shame whatsoever.

She's never been the same since getting the boot from the Strictly Come Dancing judging panel.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I do.  I'm off to interrobang Weisz with it.

That deserved better than silence.

It's mordaunting when there's silence on here. I truss you guys aren't backing Sunak. I guess a braver man would just tug'end hat and walkway. Surely things can't get bad enoch to cause a dead heat in the last round of drinks?

.

It's quite interesting that, of the 8 candidates, only 2 are white males whereas I don't think Labour have had anything else as leader.

Guess it shows that c*nts come in any form.

Luckily the Tory candidates have any kind of awareness or sympathy with different genders or races beaten out of them when they first become MP's

Mr. Fist.

This fister missed.

Happy birthday, Julius. Galtova said she'd be round with your present later and then winked, I hope she hasn't developed some sort of tic.

Cheers G-Man. I'm sure I can slot in her her in.

Galted wrote:Happy birthday, Julius.  Galtova said she'd be round with your present later and then winked, I hope she hasn't developed some sort of tic.

I don't believe so, but she did tell me that you have a small tic.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Happy birthday, Julius.  Galtova said she'd be round with your present later and then winked, I hope she hasn't developed some sort of tic.

I don't believe so, but she did tell me that you have a small tic.

There's just never a need for cyber-bullying, especially on Julius's birthday.  We should be gallant and exuberant, not unkind and vindictive.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Happy birthday, Julius.  Galtova said she'd be round with your present later and then winked, I hope she hasn't developed some sort of tic.

I don't believe so, but she did tell me that you have a small tic.

There's just never a need for cyber-bullying, especially on Julius's birthday.  We should be gallant and exuberant, not unkind and vindictive.

Sorry Galted. I am a Man of the North. Being unkind and vindictive is a lifestyle choice. We don't do birthdays either, we just nod at each other in the street and carry on walking our whippets to the working mens club.

But I don't want to upset you on Jules's birthday, so I'll retract the comment about your tiny tic.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Happy birthday, Julius.  Galtova said she'd be round with your present later and then winked, I hope she hasn't developed some sort of tic.

I don't believe so, but she did tell me that you have a small tic.

There's just never a need for cyber-bullying, especially on Julius's birthday.  We should be gallant and exuberant, not unkind and vindictive.

Sorry Galted. I am a Man of the North. Being unkind and vindictive is a lifestyle choice. We don't do birthdays either, we just nod at each other in the street and carry on walking our whippets to the working mens club.

But I don't want to upset you on Jules's birthday, so I'll retract the comment about your tiny tic.

Thanks, Tino, you're a real pal.

And, in case I haven't mentioned it, happy Julius's birthday to you.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Happy birthday, Julius.  Galtova said she'd be round with your present later and then winked, I hope she hasn't developed some sort of tic.

I don't believe so, but she did tell me that you have a small tic.

There's just never a need for cyber-bullying, especially on Julius's birthday.  We should be gallant and exuberant, not unkind and vindictive.

Sorry Galted. I am a Man of the North. Being unkind and vindictive is a lifestyle choice. We don't do birthdays either, we just nod at each other in the street and carry on walking our whippets to the working mens club.

But I don't want to upset you on Jules's birthday, so I'll retract the comment about your tiny tic.

Thanks, Tino, you're a real pal.

And, in case I haven't mentioned it, happy Julius's birthday to you.

I'm a real pal too, Galts.

Happy Birthday Jules... have a great day!

Your chauffeur has probably already parked the car (using Galted's 'missing' parking permit) and you're just about to walk up to the intercom at the apartment. So I won't interrupt you with anymore posts involving you today.

Pal Joey wrote:
I'm a real pal too, Galts.

L*l out loud.

P*l should be the 606 equivalent of n****r from The Wire.  Instead of the N*****r Marlo and the N****r Cheese, we have P*l Joey and P*l Tino.

This could be the last ever post from the British-based contingent as apparently we're all going to die next week when the temperature hits 40C.

That's right. We're all going to do a collective Captain Scott in reverse and die of the heat.

For God's sake look after our people.

Apparently the migrant boats are all turning round and heading back to France.

Horse-racing's been cancelled so confirmation we're on the edge of the apocalypse.

Derek for the win with the random early morning music rant.

Elfist

It was eerily impressive, like a lone wolf howling in the wilderness.

Looks like the BBC are backtracking over their wild weather predictions. The max for Greenwich today has dropped from 40 to 37 without even an apology. It would never have happened if Boris Johnson were Prime Minister.