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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

alfie wrote:nomenclature

Lovely stuff, alfie. Not a word we see often on here.

Reminds of the time Jeff used 'oeuvre' when describing some j*zz singer.

Although he was being deliberately pompous whereas I suspect yours is accidental pomposity.

F*ck off, Tino, can you not see that I'm already grooming alfie?

Large print these days mate, currently having fun with how Oracle have managed to screw the pooch once again with Java licensing, I wouldn't be surprised if Bruno Fernandez worked for Oracle.

How goes the missionary work down south, dear chap?

(Edit: wish I had quoted now, as this looks f**king stupid on its own at the top of the page)

Missionary work is ongoing. I'm still subjected to discrimination on a daily basis on account of sounding like a scouser. People think it is OK to accuse me of stealing things just on account of one's accent. It's not on, RIck. I have feelings. My family really need to have a good long look at themselves.

I spend a lot of time with Mr Dhamasena who runs the village store. Just a couple of minorities looking to each other for support.

Newcastle seem to have hit some poor form?

Gotta lean on each other for support with those southern types.

Newcastle have a great first 11 and no real squad depth, this is not unexpected to be honest, the main players are knackered and our bench is bang average at best, last few games against, City, Utd and Liverpool who are all hitting form.

I wanted a decent cup run and top ten at the start of the season, so i'm happy enough. The most annoying thing is we have a new generation of "Keegan Mags" I want new supporters to join, but if you think we can rock up and start bullying the top teams straight away, and not realise this is a project, then they can f**k off.

I really hope Everton go down.

Yes, I would quite enjoy Everton going down. They appear to have one tactic at the moment, boot it to the back post and head it back across goal.

Everyone will w*nk Dyche off and say how well he's done keeping them up (if he does) but we'll be subjected to his hideous tactics for another year at least.

And he's ginger. The c*nt.

Pal Joey wrote:Wow... such contrasting weather.

Hope it doesn't affect the Six Nations rugby too much but I love watching a game of football when the players are sliding around more than usual.

Not so keen on the fluorescent balls though...

You shouldn't have kept that radioactive capsule in your pocket.

There is a comedian called Darren Farley who does some great impressions, and his Dyche one is class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjlG9sQkB5E

rIck_dAgless wrote:Gotta lean on each other for support with those southern types.

Newcastle have a great first 11 and no real squad depth, this is not unexpected to be honest, the main players are knackered and our bench is bang average at best, last few games against, City, Utd and Liverpool who are all hitting form.

I wanted a decent cup run and top ten at the start of the season, so i'm happy enough.  The most annoying thing is we have a new generation of "Keegan Mags" I want new supporters to join, but if you think we can rock up and start bullying the top teams straight away, and not realise this is a project, then they can f**k off.

I really hope Everton go down.

I was hoping for an improvement in human rights abuses.

F*cking hell, Jules. They gave Loris Karius a day out at Wembley. If that isn't improving human rights, I don't know what is.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*cking hell, Jules. They gave Loris Karius a day out at Wembley. If that isn't  improving human rights, I don't know what is.

Was his wife allowed to go?

Yes, all 4 of them.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Gotta lean on each other for support with those southern types.

Newcastle have a great first 11 and no real squad depth, this is not unexpected to be honest, the main players are knackered and our bench is bang average at best, last few games against, City, Utd and Liverpool who are all hitting form.

I wanted a decent cup run and top ten at the start of the season, so i'm happy enough.  The most annoying thing is we have a new generation of "Keegan Mags" I want new supporters to join, but if you think we can rock up and start bullying the top teams straight away, and not realise this is a project, then they can f**k off.

I really hope Everton go down.

I was hoping for an improvement in human rights abuses.

Not sure this can be achieved at St James park Jules, and honestly if this is the stance on the support of anywhere with shoddy human rights, you should probably walk around in self made clothes and get of the electronic device and off the internet.

And after seeing Karius's missus I would not feel bad for him.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Gotta lean on each other for support with those southern types.

Newcastle have a great first 11 and no real squad depth, this is not unexpected to be honest, the main players are knackered and our bench is bang average at best, last few games against, City, Utd and Liverpool who are all hitting form.

I wanted a decent cup run and top ten at the start of the season, so i'm happy enough.  The most annoying thing is we have a new generation of "Keegan Mags" I want new supporters to join, but if you think we can rock up and start bullying the top teams straight away, and not realise this is a project, then they can f**k off.

I really hope Everton go down.

I was hoping for an improvement in human rights abuses.

Not sure this can be achieved at St James park Jules, and honestly if this is the stance on the support of anywhere with shoddy human rights, you should probably walk around in self made clothes and get of the electronic device and off the internet.

And after seeing Karius's missus I would not feel bad for him.

That's why I can't condemn the Government for their treatment of refugees. Because I use a smartphone.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Gotta lean on each other for support with those southern types.

Newcastle have a great first 11 and no real squad depth, this is not unexpected to be honest, the main players are knackered and our bench is bang average at best, last few games against, City, Utd and Liverpool who are all hitting form.

I wanted a decent cup run and top ten at the start of the season, so i'm happy enough.  The most annoying thing is we have a new generation of "Keegan Mags" I want new supporters to join, but if you think we can rock up and start bullying the top teams straight away, and not realise this is a project, then they can f**k off.

I really hope Everton go down.

I was hoping for an improvement in human rights abuses.

Not sure this can be achieved at St James park Jules, and honestly if this is the stance on the support of anywhere with shoddy human rights, you should probably walk around in self made clothes and get of the electronic device and off the internet.

And after seeing Karius's missus I would not feel bad for him.

That's why I can't condemn the Government for their treatment of refugees. Because I use a smartphone.

If you wish, Jules, you do you, I will keep watching football, everyone is a winner, except the refugees probably.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Gotta lean on each other for support with those southern types.

Newcastle have a great first 11 and no real squad depth, this is not unexpected to be honest, the main players are knackered and our bench is bang average at best, last few games against, City, Utd and Liverpool who are all hitting form.

I wanted a decent cup run and top ten at the start of the season, so i'm happy enough.  The most annoying thing is we have a new generation of "Keegan Mags" I want new supporters to join, but if you think we can rock up and start bullying the top teams straight away, and not realise this is a project, then they can f**k off.

I really hope Everton go down.

I was hoping for an improvement in human rights abuses.

The government are doing their best

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Gotta lean on each other for support with those southern types.

Newcastle have a great first 11 and no real squad depth, this is not unexpected to be honest, the main players are knackered and our bench is bang average at best, last few games against, City, Utd and Liverpool who are all hitting form.

I wanted a decent cup run and top ten at the start of the season, so i'm happy enough.  The most annoying thing is we have a new generation of "Keegan Mags" I want new supporters to join, but if you think we can rock up and start bullying the top teams straight away, and not realise this is a project, then they can f**k off.

I really hope Everton go down.

I was hoping for an improvement in human rights abuses.

They've improved dramatically, 50,000 of the poor b*stards had to watch a Steve Bruce side last year.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Gotta lean on each other for support with those southern types.

Newcastle have a great first 11 and no real squad depth, this is not unexpected to be honest, the main players are knackered and our bench is bang average at best, last few games against, City, Utd and Liverpool who are all hitting form.

I wanted a decent cup run and top ten at the start of the season, so i'm happy enough.  The most annoying thing is we have a new generation of "Keegan Mags" I want new supporters to join, but if you think we can rock up and start bullying the top teams straight away, and not realise this is a project, then they can f**k off.

I really hope Everton go down.

I was hoping for an improvement in human rights abuses.

They've improved dramatically, 50,000 of the poor b*stards had to watch a Steve Bruce side last year.

Nobody would think of the children.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Gotta lean on each other for support with those southern types.

Newcastle have a great first 11 and no real squad depth, this is not unexpected to be honest, the main players are knackered and our bench is bang average at best, last few games against, City, Utd and Liverpool who are all hitting form.

I wanted a decent cup run and top ten at the start of the season, so i'm happy enough.  The most annoying thing is we have a new generation of "Keegan Mags" I want new supporters to join, but if you think we can rock up and start bullying the top teams straight away, and not realise this is a project, then they can f**k off.

I really hope Everton go down.

I was hoping for an improvement in human rights abuses.

They've improved dramatically, 50,000 of the poor b*stards had to watch a Steve Bruce side last year.

Nobody would think of the children.

Needed Adam Johnson playing for you.

rIck_dAgless wrote:There is a comedian called Darren Farley who does some great impressions, and his Dyche one is class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjlG9sQkB5E

I once heard someone describe Sean Dyche as having a voice that sounds like a scrotum would if it could talk and was covered in sand.

Galted wrote:

Needed Adam Johnson playing for you.

L*l.

Thought I'd go for an afternoon fist but then I changed my mind.

I was going to go for a morning fist, but forgot.

Sicons.

Wothcha, Galts all good in the south?

All good, thanks Rick. How's it going in the land that time and the government forgot?

All good mate, barring the feral gangs of Whippets roaming around, just awaiting the snow hitting this week, might have to get the big coat out.

Down to about 5 here. Many deaths expected.

sending thoughts and prayers, mate, hopefully they have the heating turned on in the Cereal Cafe.

Thanks, Rick.

Don't like being the bearer of bad news but our worst fears have come true.  A bit of snow has fallen overnight, some melted but there's definitely a little left on the car roofs.

Will try to keep you posted as the day progresses but I'm not holding out much hope.

Fist.

I'll keep my eye on the news, if you don't post on here in more than 24 hours, we will presume the worst.

No snow here yet, so heating not yet on.

I assume the rest of the board have died, barring supes who is probably snow bathing.

Sicond

https://youtu.be/jxXbpHeIrUc

Tird. I'm not dead I'm just impersonating Tina.

I'm not dead. I'm not Jon Snow.

Been out driving today as the useless f*cker that normally does it called in sick. I wanted to call him a lying little c*nt but Mrs Windows told me that isn't allowed.

So I went out in life threatening conditions to keep the wheels of industry turning. Did call an Audi driver a w*nker for not indicating but he just laughed and sped away. Pr*ck.

rIck_dAgless wrote:https://youtu.be/jxXbpHeIrUc

L*l, beer gut isn't very realistic but that is how I will picture Rick from now on.

Fist. It is kind of snowing but nothing settling. It is all so very disappointing so far

Snow here's been washed away by the rain. Quite misty as well. It surely is the apocalypse.

I'm not Mystic Meg.
Topol the morning to you all.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not Mystic Meg.

I didn't see that one coming.

Hope she hasn't cursed me for my sn*gger out loud.

Galted wrote:Hope she hasn't cursed me for my sn*gger out loud.

A s*l out loud?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Hope she hasn't cursed me for my sn*gger out loud.

A s*l out loud?

No need to be rude, Tino.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Hope she hasn't cursed me for my sn*gger out loud.

A s*l out loud?

No need to be rude, Tino.

S*l out loud.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not Mystic Meg.

I didn't see that one coming.

You b*stard! I was just about to do the very same joke.

Should have concentrated a bit more and logged in on your Mind the windows Tino account.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Should have concentrated a bit more and logged in on your Mind the windows Tino account.

That account is my secret shame.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Should have concentrated a bit more and logged in on your Mind the windows Tino account.

That account is my secret shame.  

Have we all got access to that account?

L*l.

Has anyone done the Mystic Meg "should've seen it coming" joke yet?

Afternoon

rIck_dAgless wrote:Has anyone done the Mystic Meg "should've seen it coming" joke yet?

Afternoon

Only a complete c*nt would do that joke, riCK.

S**t so everyone beat me to it, oh well.

I have had to let Mrs D put one bar of the heater on, sad times.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Has anyone done the Mystic Meg "should've seen it coming" joke yet?

Afternoon

I knew you'd ask that.

L*l out loud

Fist.

Just dropped my kid off at school, only to realise that it's World Book Day and every other kid is dressed like a character from a Disney movie. Legged it as fast as I could.