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by **Galted** Wed Jan 25, 2023 8:53 am

First topic message reminder :

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
alfie wrote:nomenclature

Lovely stuff, alfie. Not a word we see often on here.

Reminds of the time Jeff used 'oeuvre' when describing some j*zz singer.

Although he was being deliberately pompous whereas I suspect yours is accidental pomposity.

F*ck off, Tino, can you not see that I'm already grooming alfie?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 10, 2023 10:29 am

Sicond.
I'm not my dad.

by **Galted** Fri Mar 10, 2023 10:34 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Sicond.
I'm not my dad.

Sorry to hear that, if I read it correctly.

by **superflyweight** Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:04 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Sicond.
I'm not my dad.

Sorry Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:07 am

Thanks. It's been expected for a while - cancer.
His sense of humour would have liked the way I announced it. It was my little tribute.

by **Galted** Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:17 am

I shall raise a bottle of Theakston's in his memory tonight.

by **superflyweight** Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:19 am

Thoughts are with you and the family.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:26 am

Sorry to hear the news, Jules. That's a nice tribute.

Snow wonder you share the same sense of humour. Keep those warm thoughts.

by lostinwales Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:29 am

Sorry Jules

It is something almost all of us go through if we haven't already. My dad died 10 years ago and I still miss him and his sense of humor very much. I do occasionally see him when I look in the mirror though.

by Duty281 Sat Mar 11, 2023 3:07 am

Sorry for your loss, Julius.

by Mind the windows Tino. Sun Mar 12, 2023 7:56 pm

Sorry about your arl man, Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 13, 2023 10:11 am

UnTidy.
Fist.
Thanks everyone for your condolences.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:49 am

I'll need condolences for my arl man if he keeps sending me messages about Saturday. So far I've had numerous Tricolores, some bizarre video of a man dressed as a croissant singing La Marseillaise and various comments asking me if I want Eddie Jones back or even Sir Clive Woodward.

Anyone would think Scotland actually won at the weekend.

by **superflyweight** Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'll need condolences for my arl man if he keeps sending me messages about Saturday. So far I've had numerous Tricolores, some bizarre video of a man dressed as a croissant singing La Marseillaise and various comments asking me if I want Eddie Jones back or even Sir Clive Woodward.

Anyone would think Scotland actually won at the weekend.

Irrelevant.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:05 pm

Apparently so.

by alfie Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:09 pm

Indeed sorry to hear about your dad , Julius. Love the fact that you two obviously shared that sense of humour ...sure he would appreciate your tribute.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 13, 2023 10:01 pm

Fosbury's flopped.

by **Galted** Tue Mar 14, 2023 8:49 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Fosbury's flopped.

Don't be a Dick.

Fist.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Mar 14, 2023 10:01 am

Morning.

I'm not Credit Suisse.

by **Galted** Tue Mar 14, 2023 10:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning.

I'm not Credit Suisse.

Oof, if true.

Haven't seen anything in the news so assuming you're getting insider information.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Mar 14, 2023 10:30 am

Was being a bit of a drama queen. They are not dead but dying. They may get bailed out but they were always heavily invested in the bond market which is getting pounded and CS have found "material weakness" in their finances. That means a massive debt to asset ratio which spells big trouble.

I suspect they'll get bailed out. SVB is 'only' the 16th biggest bank by asset and they have been bailed out (it is a bail out, despite the propaganda) so Credit Suisse are 'probably' too big to fail.

Enough of that. Shall we talk about norks?

by **Galted** Tue Mar 14, 2023 10:38 am

Big norks, medium-sized norks, small norks etc are some of my favourite types of norks.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Mar 14, 2023 1:31 pm

Norks that are too big to fail?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 14, 2023 2:15 pm

I always liked the Norks on Mindy.

Afternoon, all

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Mar 14, 2023 3:08 pm

Tyson Fury - "Usyk you gappy teethed ugly bog-eyed rabbit cat'.

Now I'm no fan of most things that Fury says but 'ugly bog-eyed rabbit cat' is magnificent. Bog-eyed rabbit cat is going straight on my list of insults.

Lovely stuff.

by **Galted** Tue Mar 14, 2023 3:28 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Tyson Fury - "Usyk you gappy teethed ugly bog-eyed rabbit cat'.

Now I'm no fan of most things that Fury says but 'ugly bog-eyed rabbit cat' is magnificent. Bog-eyed rabbit cat is going straight on my list of insults.

Lovely stuff.

That is good. 'Ugly' is the least insulting part of the statement.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:06 pm

My Cheltenham festival has started as normal.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:19 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:My Cheltenham festival has started as normal.

You're being ridden by a small man?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:My Cheltenham festival has started as normal.

You're being ridden by a small man?

yep, sean sends his regards.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:23 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:My Cheltenham festival has started as normal.

You're being ridden by a small man?

yep, sean sends his regards.

Chips!

by **Galted** Wed Mar 15, 2023 10:51 am

Fist.

Some decent work by Rick and Tino to end the day yesterday, kind of work makes me glad I can read.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:54 am

Cheers, Galts, means a lot.

Sicond

by lostinwales Wed Mar 15, 2023 12:16 pm

Tird. Nothing to add

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Mar 15, 2023 1:57 pm

I was wandering past Armley in Leeds the other day, where the prison is located. As I passed the place I looked up and noticed a midget escaping by climbing down a rope on the outer wall.

And I thought to myself, that's a little condescending.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 15, 2023 3:52 pm

Probably trying to get away from Superfly. He likes midgets.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Mar 15, 2023 3:57 pm

From what I am led to believe, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy

by **superflyweight** Wed Mar 15, 2023 4:30 pm

Dwarves!

What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

by **Galted** Wed Mar 15, 2023 4:32 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:From what I am led to believe, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy

Reminds me of the '7 out of 8 people enjoy gang r*pe' joke. Once told it at a family gathering and was rudely ignored. Family can be cruel.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Mar 15, 2023 4:57 pm

superflyweight wrote:Dwarves!

What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles?

Killed in a French tunnel

by **superflyweight** Wed Mar 15, 2023 5:04 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Dwarves!

What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles?

Killed in a French tunnel

L*l out loud.

by **Galted** Wed Mar 15, 2023 6:25 pm

superflyweight wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Dwarves!

What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles?

Killed in a French tunnel

L*l out loud.

x2

by **Galted** Thu Mar 16, 2023 11:32 am

Sh*t on here today. Fist.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 16, 2023 11:48 am

Watching footy and keeping cool. Sicond.

Is that really a photo of you Galts... or just one you dug up from somewhere? l*l

I accidentally rang my cousin in Budapest around 12 midday today... or around 1am her time.
I must have bumped the phone going up the escalator at the local Woolies... fiddling with my pockets and checking my keys were still there.
It's good to know they're all well and it's getting slightly warmer there. During the daytime at least. Not at 1am.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Mar 16, 2023 11:56 am

You've got a nerve coming on here, Pee Jay.

"Gormless"? How f*cking dare you.

by **Galted** Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:34 pm

Pal Joey wrote:Watching footy and keeping cool. Sicond.

Is that really a photo of you Galts... or just one you dug up from somewhere? l*l

I accidentally rang my cousin in Budapest around 12 midday today... or around 1am her time.
I must have bumped the phone going up the escalator at the local Woolies... fiddling with my pockets and checking my keys were still there.
It's good to know they're all well and it's getting slightly warmer there. During the daytime at least. Not at 1am.

It's not me, it's a photo of a beautiful lady. But if I was a lady, I would want to look just like that.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:08 pm

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Watching footy and keeping cool. Sicond.

Is that really a photo of you Galts... or just one you dug up from somewhere? l*l

I accidentally rang my cousin in Budapest around 12 midday today... or around 1am her time.
I must have bumped the phone going up the escalator at the local Woolies... fiddling with my pockets and checking my keys were still there.
It's good to know they're all well and it's getting slightly warmer there. During the daytime at least. Not at 1am.

It's not me, it's a photo of a beautiful lady. But if I was a lady, I would want to look just like that.

If I were a grammar pedant, I'd be very unhappy.

by **Galted** Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:20 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Watching footy and keeping cool. Sicond.

Is that really a photo of you Galts... or just one you dug up from somewhere? l*l

I accidentally rang my cousin in Budapest around 12 midday today... or around 1am her time.
I must have bumped the phone going up the escalator at the local Woolies... fiddling with my pockets and checking my keys were still there.
It's good to know they're all well and it's getting slightly warmer there. During the daytime at least. Not at 1am.

It's not me, it's a photo of a beautiful lady. But if I was a lady, I would want to look just like that.

If I were a grammar pedant, I'd be very unhappy.

B*stard.

by lostinwales Fri Mar 17, 2023 10:07 am

Friday Fist!

Currently into meeting 13 out of 16 this week, and I had a day off...

by **Galted** Fri Mar 17, 2023 11:13 am

Ouch. I've had one meeting so far this year (three days off).

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 17, 2023 11:39 am

I was wondering where PJ has been recently - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-64984949

by **Galted** Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:00 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I was wondering where PJ has been recently - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-64984949

l*l out loud

I don't think it's him though... 'He emerged briefly from the sea at lunchtime on Friday for a medical check-up, and to receive eye-drops.' PJ would only emerge briefly from the sea to mow the lawn and sprinkle some chlorine in the pool.

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