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by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Dec 2023, 10:04 am

First topic message reminder :

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly. If only I knew a decent lawyer.

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 01 Feb 2024, 10:24 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:Lovely watching Tindall laughing in Unai's face last night after the hand shake snub, probably carrying his good mood from handing out bibs successfully right through to the end of the match.

Morning, all, top film review, Galts.

My sources back home tell me that Jason Tindall is nailed on to be the next Liverpool manager when Sean steps down in the summer.

My source is Andy Captain Poofinger though so there is a chance it is wrong.

by alfie Fri 02 Feb 2024, 12:20 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Fist.

So all of these nasty bacterias and viruses present in practically every animal can cause serious problems. That's why I never share my bowl with the dog, kiss the cat on the mouth or rub my face in the parrot's feathers.

There was a famous horse trainer here (Vic Rail from Qld) who was always seen in the stables with a straw hanging out of the corner of his mouth whilst he drawled on about how good his next horse was. The poor bloke caught the nasty equine Henrda virus and died along with about 14 of his horses. I think he may have even 'slept' with them. This was about 30 years ago.

Even Steve Irwin, who got too close to that stingray... sure, there's some poison on the barbs but also a crusty cocktail of bacteria which speeds up the killing process... just to make sure.

I hope everyone's already had their breakfast.

Cheers, PJ, that made for fairly disturbing reading, especially as I'm a bit sick. I tend to avoid kissing the cat these days though as I find her tongue a bit rough.

Sorry to hear, Big G. Get well.

Yeah, also if Galtova gives her a sardine treat... it never tastes as good second hand from the cat's mouth.
But a healthy fur coat is important for a city cat; so I guess you'll just have to close your eyes and dive in there.

It is reading stuff like this that keeps me coming back to scan this thread regularly (though rarely actually venturing to post) . Love the venom reports too by the way. My cat brings in lizards - or parts thereof - daily ; but none so far seem large enough to offer much of a threat even if they were not , generally , deceased.

Oh and Galted's cat looks proper intimidating in that avatar shot so I'm not surprised kissing might be viewed as an undertaking not to be taken lightly ...

by guildfordbat Fri 02 Feb 2024, 12:37 am

alfie wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Fist.

So all of these nasty bacterias and viruses present in practically every animal can cause serious problems. That's why I never share my bowl with the dog, kiss the cat on the mouth or rub my face in the parrot's feathers.

There was a famous horse trainer here (Vic Rail from Qld) who was always seen in the stables with a straw hanging out of the corner of his mouth whilst he drawled on about how good his next horse was. The poor bloke caught the nasty equine Henrda virus and died along with about 14 of his horses. I think he may have even 'slept' with them. This was about 30 years ago.

Even Steve Irwin, who got too close to that stingray... sure, there's some poison on the barbs but also a crusty cocktail of bacteria which speeds up the killing process... just to make sure.

I hope everyone's already had their breakfast.

Cheers, PJ, that made for fairly disturbing reading, especially as I'm a bit sick. I tend to avoid kissing the cat these days though as I find her tongue a bit rough.

Sorry to hear, Big G. Get well.

Yeah, also if Galtova gives her a sardine treat... it never tastes as good second hand from the cat's mouth.
But a healthy fur coat is important for a city cat; so I guess you'll just have to close your eyes and dive in there.

It is reading stuff like this that keeps me coming back to scan this thread regularly (though rarely actually venturing to post) . Love the venom reports too by the way. My cat brings in lizards - or parts thereof - daily ; but none so far seem large enough to offer much of a threat even if they were not , generally , deceased.

Oh and Galted's cat looks proper intimidating in that avatar shot so I'm not surprised kissing might be viewed as an undertaking not to be taken lightly ...

Me too, Alfie.

The guys here are also so quick off the blocks with news of famous and not so famous deaths even if things there have been a bit quiet lately.

Hope to catch up with you on the other thread around Indian lunchtime.

by **Galted** Fri 02 Feb 2024, 4:15 pm

Bloody hell, Guildford almost suffering the weekend michaelsing.

by **Galted** Fri 02 Feb 2024, 8:09 pm

I'm definitely not racist, some of my friends aren't Carl Weathers.

by **superflyweight** Fri 02 Feb 2024, 8:38 pm

Galted wrote:I'm definitely not racist, some of my friends aren't Carl Weathers.

I’m not Carl Weathers but I am The Count of Monte Fisto.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 Feb 2024, 8:52 pm

Galted wrote:I'm definitely not racist, some of my friends aren't Carl Weathers.

It has been de-creed.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 Feb 2024, 10:00 pm

I'm not Steve Irwin.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 Feb 2024, 10:01 pm

Out on that, I'm not Jonnie Irwin.

Never heard of him.

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 04 Feb 2024, 6:46 pm

Is anyone Barry? Or John?

by lostinwales Mon 05 Feb 2024, 11:36 am

Monday Fist.

Quiet thread then people posting over the weekend. What is the world coming to?

by lostinwales Mon 05 Feb 2024, 12:53 pm

Somebody must have been Pike

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 05 Feb 2024, 1:00 pm

If I was I wouldn't tell you my name.

Sicond.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 05 Feb 2024, 2:23 pm

lostinwales wrote:Somebody must have been Pike

Lavender? Blue Crying or Very sad

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Feb 2024, 1:35 pm

Dilly dilly fist.

Is anyone Toby? Or Keith?

by **Galted** Tue 06 Feb 2024, 2:46 pm

I am not a recently deceased celebrity.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 06 Feb 2024, 4:32 pm

I wish you weren't Gregg Wallace.

The egg headed cc*nt.

by **Galted** Tue 06 Feb 2024, 5:42 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I wish you weren't Gregg Wallace.

The egg headed cc*nt.

L*l out loud. Read that piece on what he does on a Sunday, what an arse-hole.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Feb 2024, 6:18 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I wish you weren't Gregg Wallace.

The egg headed cc*nt.

L*l out loud. Read that piece on what he does on a Sunday, what an arse-hole.

He's quite funny with Gromit though.

by **Galted** Tue 06 Feb 2024, 6:31 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I wish you weren't Gregg Wallace.

The egg headed cc*nt.

L*l out loud. Read that piece on what he does on a Sunday, what an arse-hole.

He's quite funny with Gromit though.

You're thinking of Wallis Simpson.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Feb 2024, 6:32 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I wish you weren't Gregg Wallace.

The egg headed cc*nt.

L*l out loud. Read that piece on what he does on a Sunday, what an arse-hole.

He's quite funny with Gromit though.

You're thinking of Wallis Simpson.

D'oh!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 07 Feb 2024, 11:12 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I wish you weren't Gregg Wallace.

The egg headed cc*nt.

L*l out loud. Read that piece on what he does on a Sunday, what an arse-hole.

I've read it about 30 times. It is one of the best things ever committed to paper. I swing between admiration for it being the greatest Partridge episode never written and excessive rage.

Right now I am in the rage zone. Given my stalking skills, I reckon I can find his gym pretty easily. I may get there 35 minutes early to catch him on the way in and crack his cone shaped head open.

by **Galted** Wed 07 Feb 2024, 11:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I wish you weren't Gregg Wallace.

The egg headed cc*nt.

L*l out loud. Read that piece on what he does on a Sunday, what an arse-hole.

I've read it about 30 times. It is one of the best things ever committed to paper. I swing between admiration for it being the greatest Partridge episode never written and excessive rage.

Right now I am in the rage zone. Given my stalking skills, I reckon I can find his gym pretty easily. I may get there 35 minutes early to catch him on the way in and crack his cone shaped head open.

Thought it was a spoof article when I read it, made for a great second read when I realised it wasn't. Saw a similar article about Tom Hollander and what he does all day, what a legend, though it's not too dissimilar to my day.

by **superflyweight** Wed 07 Feb 2024, 12:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I wish you weren't Gregg Wallace.

The egg headed cc*nt.

L*l out loud. Read that piece on what he does on a Sunday, what an arse-hole.

I've read it about 30 times. It is one of the best things ever committed to paper. I swing between admiration for it being the greatest Partridge episode never written and excessive rage.

Right now I am in the rage zone. Given my stalking skills, I reckon I can find his gym pretty easily. I may get there 35 minutes early to catch him on the way in and crack his cone shaped head open.

The gym bit was very Alan Partridge doing his Christmas shopping in Tandy after the store has closed.

by **Galted** Wed 07 Feb 2024, 12:40 pm

I've been particularly impressed by how people from his past are rallying round to confirm what a colossal f*ckknuckle he is.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 07 Feb 2024, 3:03 pm

F*cking useless greengrocer.

by **Galted** Thu 08 Feb 2024, 10:57 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*cking useless greengrocer.

I think you mean 'f*ckingg useless ggreenggrocer'.

Fist.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Feb 2024, 11:15 am

I am hearing rumours (though I wouldn't patronise their particular rag) that there is a an equally cringe article about this b**l ends day in The Mail.

~~Fist~~.

Sicond

by Duty281 Thu 08 Feb 2024, 12:10 pm

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He's ready for you, Tino. As soon as he has finished playing Total War, opening gyms early, and ignoring his child, Gregg's all yours.

by **Galted** Thu 08 Feb 2024, 6:00 pm

I have a new hero.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 Feb 2024, 10:05 am

Duty281 wrote:

He's ready for you, Tino. As soon as he has finished playing Total War, opening gyms early, and ignoring his child, Gregg's all yours.

For the love of Ggod. Could this get any better/worse.

I've now decided to boycott Greggs in protest. Which for a Man of the North, means I am now going without at least 2 of my main meals a day.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Feb 2024, 10:14 am

You're so upset you forgot your fist. Sicond.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 Feb 2024, 10:52 am

I've never been part of the whole fist, sicond and tird thing, Jules. If you paid attention you'd have known that.

In the words of my dead friend Rowley (pronounced Rowley), it is beneath me.

by **Galted** Fri 09 Feb 2024, 3:02 pm

Fist!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 Feb 2024, 4:53 pm

Galted wrote:Fist!

C*nt!

by **Galted** Mon 12 Feb 2024, 10:32 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Fist!

C*nt!

Fist.

I won't let the cyberbullies stop me.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Feb 2024, 9:23 pm

Belated sicond. I was having a long kip, but not as long as Kiptum.

by **Galted** Tue 13 Feb 2024, 9:00 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Belated sicond. I was having a long kip, but not as long as Kiptum.

You managed to cram a lot of kips into that post.

by lostinwales Tue 13 Feb 2024, 10:40 am

Tird. No running away from the kip.

by **superflyweight** Tue 13 Feb 2024, 11:11 am

lostinwales wrote:Tird. No running away from the kip.

I'll take the sicond then.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 Feb 2024, 12:12 pm

Fist.

by **Galted** Tue 13 Feb 2024, 2:10 pm

I've never been part of the whole fist, sicond and tird thing, Jules. If you paid attention you'd have known that.

In the words of my dead friend Rowley (pronounced Rowley), it is beneath me.

by Duty281 Tue 13 Feb 2024, 2:11 pm

I'm beneath you.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 Feb 2024, 2:14 pm

Duty281 wrote:I'm beneath you.

Tino will be jealous.

by Duty281 Tue 13 Feb 2024, 2:20 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Duty281 wrote:I'm beneath you.

Tino will be jealous.

His own fault for leaving Galted for Gregg.

by **Galted** Tue 13 Feb 2024, 2:25 pm

Didn't know michaels had moved oop north.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-68281661

by lostinwales Tue 13 Feb 2024, 5:29 pm

I'm not wright

by **Galted** Tue 13 Feb 2024, 6:21 pm

lostinwales wrote:I'm not wright

It's always sad when a DJ dies if you're a close friend or relative of that DJ.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 Feb 2024, 8:31 am

Galted wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I'm not wright

It's always sad when a DJ dies if you're a close friend or relative of that DJ.

I reckon Yewtree was about to catch up with him so he gave himself death.

Look at that goatee. If that doesn't scream nonce, then nothing does.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 14 Feb 2024, 1:00 pm

I still hold out hope that Edmonds gets Yewtreed.

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