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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

Cracking the flags with grey skies and rain, and full of whippets, the usual really.

Was in Blackpool for another stag do the other week, basically mos eisley in town form, but had a good do.

Tird. I see they've let the racist back on the board and he's trying to find a home with the golfers.

Ahoy there, shipmates.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Ahoy there, shipmates.

I thought you died in Greece?

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Ahoy there, shipmates.

I thought you died in Greece?

Takes more than 40 degree heat to down this proud Englishman.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Ahoy there, shipmates.

I thought you died in Greece?

Takes more than 40 degree heat to down this proud Englishman.

That's the spirit lad. Now make a paper aeroplane and start a rendition of 10 German Bombers.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Cracking the flags with grey skies and rain, and full of whippets, the usual really.

Was in Blackpool for another stag do the other week, basically mos eisley in town form, but had a good do.

Getting a bit out of hand. Have you joined a younger social group or has SerialDave been visiting all your mates' wives?

How the f*ck is P*pe still playing for Portugal. The first Euro I really remember was 1988 and pretty sure he was being a sh*thouse back then.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:How the f*ck is P*pe still playing for Portugal. The first Euro I really remember was 1988 and pretty sure he was being a sh*thouse back then.

It's not the same P*pe. Every time one dies they pick a new one.

Thanks for the clarification. That explains it.

Fist.

Superb late banter yesterday, reminds me a bit of prime Sean Lock.

Sicond.

Tird. It's like Piccadilly Circus on here today.

Have to hand it to Portugal, it's some achievement having Cr*stiano R*naldo in your team and he's not even one of the two biggest c*nts.

Racist.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Racist.

It's ok, being racist seems to be acceptable now.

Adam would never have let this slide.

I'd even put up with the wrasslin thing if he came back.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam would never have let this slide.

I'd even put up with the wrasslin thing if he came back.

But not the musical taste or the fondness for Appletinis.

I'm more of a mojito and xenophobia type of guy.

Xenophobia is the Coke Zero of bigotry.

I don't have much time for full fat racism, supes, so I just occasionally turn my nose up at Johnny foreigner when they order Carling.

I used to work with a polish chap who despised every race with equal vitriol, so, as he does not discriminate, is he racist?

rIck_dAgless wrote:I don't have much time for full fat racism, supes, so I just occasionally turn my nose up at Johnny foreigner when they order Carling.

I used to work with a polish chap who despised every race with equal vitriol, so, as he does not discriminate, is he racist?

No - he's normal.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I don't have much time for full fat racism, supes, so I just occasionally turn my nose up at Johnny foreigner when they order Carling.

I used to work with a polish chap who despised every race with equal vitriol, so, as he does not discriminate, is he racist?

No - he's normal.  

You may have spent too long on the internet, pal. I realise that according to the highly rated puppet musical, "Avenue Q" that everyone is a little bit racist, but most people are fairly accommodating, barring the French, f**k those guys (specifically, Parisians)

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Racist.

It's ok, being racist seems to be acceptable now.    

I had to Google why he was putting some letters in bold on his US Election post, he really is not a fan of non white folk it seems.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Racist.

It's ok, being racist seems to be acceptable now.    

I had to Google why he was putting some letters in bold on his US Election post, he really is not a fan of non white folk it seems.

Hope you didn't Google it because Super told you to.

I would jump off a cliff (well maybe roll down a hill) If supes said so, Galts.

But no, I was curious, I will endeavor not to engage if possible.

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Racist.

It's ok, being racist seems to be acceptable now.    

I had to Google why he was putting some letters in bold on his US Election post, he really is not a fan of non white folk it seems.

Hope you didn't Google it because Super told you to.

I started the Google craze around 20 years ago. Before that people had to respond to idiots who asked questions despite having the means to find the answer themselves within seconds.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Racist.

It's ok, being racist seems to be acceptable now.    

I had to Google why he was putting some letters in bold on his US Election post, he really is not a fan of non white folk it seems.

Hope you didn't Google it because Super told you to.

I started the Google craze around 20 years ago.  Before that people had to respond to idiots who asked questions despite having the means to find the answer themselves within seconds.  

I still ask Jeeves. Then Jeeves will Google it for me and bring me the answer with my cognac.

I use Wikipedia for settling arguments as you can edit it so that the truth is consistent with your opinion, which is useful as my opinion is always wrong.

Galted wrote:I use Wikipedia for settling arguments as you can edit it so that the truth is consistent with your opinion, which is useful as my opinion is always wrong.

Yes, the edit function is very useful.

Galted wrote:I use Wikipedia for settling arguments as you can edit it so that the truth is consistent with your opinion, which is useful as my opinion is always wrong.

I did similar things when I was leader of North Korea.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I use Wikipedia for settling arguments as you can edit it so that the truth is consistent with your opinion, which is useful as my opinion is always wrong.

Yes, the edit function is very useful.

you b*stard

Is it too late to change allegiance to Scotland? My dad would finally accept me as a son.

At least Scotland know they are sh*t. Must be liberating.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Is it too late to change allegiance to Scotland? My dad would finally accept me as a son.

At least Scotland know they are sh*t. Must be liberating.

Optimism undimmed by England today, I see.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Is it too late to change allegiance to Scotland? My dad would finally accept me as a son.

At least Scotland know they are sh*t. Must be liberating.

Are you sure?

I would rather guide my dad into my mum than support the Scots (no offense supes)

I am also not Donald Sutherland.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I would rather guide my dad into my mum than support the Scots (no offense supes)

I am also not Donald Sutherland.

None taken. I find it hard to support us.

Same with England to be fair, mate.

Ditto Australia. A bunch of bozos.. as well as cheats.

Luckily for me I'm virtually Spanish having been to San Sebastian twice and Estepona once in the last year and a bit. Particularly pleased with the way we saw off Croatia but was a bit frustrated that it took an own goal for us to beat Italy.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Is it too late to change allegiance to Scotland? My dad would finally accept me as a son.

At least Scotland know they are sh*t. Must be liberating.

Are you sure?  

No, not really.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I would rather guide my dad into my mum than support the Scots (no offense supes)

I don't want to do that again though so supporting Scotland is probably easier.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I would rather guide my dad into my mum than support the Scots (no offense supes)

I don't want to do that again though so supporting Scotland is probably easier.

Either way, you're supporting a Scot.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I would rather guide my dad into my mum than support the Scots (no offense supes)

I don't want to do that again though so supporting Scotland is probably easier.

Either way, you're supporting a Scot.  

I was actually implying that I'd guided Rick's dad into Rick's mum already but congratulations on your witty post.

You've turned it round on me. Credit where it is due, that is excellent work, even at my expense.

I'm not Julio Foolio.

Fool me once, shame on Julio/us.

Big old sweaty fist.

Sicond. I see some posters are expressing their concerns about the ongoing and eternal plight of white men. Fight the power, lads!

How white are we talking? Are we talking Fife white? Or Southern Europe White? Or South African White?

I have only so many f**ks to give, so I need specifics.

rIck_dAgless wrote:How white are we talking?  Are we talking Fife white?  Or Southern Europe White?  Or South African White?

I have only so many f**ks to give, so I need specifics.

Fife white is the whitest white and the smallest minority on the planet. They're largely harmless as anytime they leave Fife they tend to return home very quickly because they can't handle the mocking and laughter. They don't need our help though as Fife women have incredibly low standards and are willing to breed with any male who is roughly of legal age.