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by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Dec 2023, 10:04 am

First topic message reminder :

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly. If only I knew a decent lawyer.

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Feb 2024, 2:19 pm

Merkins Imitate Ladies FooFoo

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 Feb 2024, 2:29 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:Merkins Imitate Ladies FooFoo

Amusing how the 2 North Westeners quickly move it on to minges.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 Feb 2024, 2:32 pm

Men In Lycra, Faultless.

by **Galted** Wed 21 Feb 2024, 2:46 pm

Martyred Islamists Love Fornicating.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 Feb 2024, 2:51 pm

Muddled Incels Lie Ferociously.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Feb 2024, 2:58 pm

Do you think it is a coincidence that both Incels And Excel get confused as to what a date is?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 Feb 2024, 3:14 pm

by **superflyweight** Fri 23 Feb 2024, 12:33 pm

I'm not John Savident, I said I'm not John Savident.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Feb 2024, 12:50 pm

S**t on here.

Fist

by guildfordbat Mon 26 Feb 2024, 2:30 pm

Trying to work out which one of you was Stan Bowles. Certainly not Duty or Jules from the still active discussions in my usual neck of the woods.

“I have enough money to last the rest of my life - provided I die at 4.30 this afternoon. I also have a large mortgage to pay off - my bookie’s.” RIP Stan. He would have enjoyed Kloppball more than he did Cloughball.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 26 Feb 2024, 2:43 pm

Guildford bats, but Stan Bowles.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Feb 2024, 10:49 am

...stunning work, Jules.

Fist of Hottentot tomorrow apparently.

Like the goanna, I won't be straying too far from a water source. I'll maybe even go into a torpor during the lunch break in the cricket.

Is that a sensible plan?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Feb 2024, 11:53 am

Pal Joey wrote: ...stunning work, Jules.

Fist of Hottentot tomorrow apparently.

Like the goanna, I won't be straying too far from a water source. I'll maybe even go into a torpor during the lunch break in the cricket.

Is that a sensible plan?

Most likely is, although I have no idea what you're on about.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Feb 2024, 12:34 pm

I went to the pictures last night.

Stay tuned, folks. I may do a film review at some point.

by **superflyweight** Wed 28 Feb 2024, 12:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went to the pictures last night.

Stay tuned, folks. I may do a film review at some point.

I haven't been this excited since that time Rick told us he was planning to get his lunch from a new place.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Feb 2024, 3:27 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went to the pictures last night.

Stay tuned, folks. I may do a film review at some point.

I haven't been this excited since that time Rick told us he was planning to get his lunch from a new place.

I remember that. Heady days indeed.

Little teaser for you, H*gh J*ckman was not in the film I watched.

by **Galted** Wed 28 Feb 2024, 3:49 pm

Just been to Specsavers and witnessed the heartwarming spectacle* of the reddest downie I've ever seen getting his new glasses. Became a bit less heartwarming when he immediately started complaining about them.

*pun intended

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Feb 2024, 4:11 pm

Galted wrote:Just been to Specsavers and witnessed the heartwarming spectacle* of the reddest downie I've ever seen getting his new glasses. Became a bit less heartwarming when he immediately started complaining about them.

*pun intended

Racist.

by **Galted** Wed 28 Feb 2024, 6:38 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Just been to Specsavers and witnessed the heartwarming spectacle* of the reddest downie I've ever seen getting his new glasses. Became a bit less heartwarming when he immediately started complaining about them.

*pun intended

Racist.

I am NOT racist! Some of the people who work at my t'Sainsbury's are bl*ck.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Feb 2024, 10:14 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Just been to Specsavers and witnessed the heartwarming spectacle* of the reddest downie I've ever seen getting his new glasses. Became a bit less heartwarming when he immediately started complaining about them.

*pun intended

Racist.

I am NOT racist! Some of the people who work at my t'Sainsbury's are bl*ck.

Hottentot?

by **Galted** Thu 29 Feb 2024, 7:54 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Just been to Specsavers and witnessed the heartwarming spectacle* of the reddest downie I've ever seen getting his new glasses. Became a bit less heartwarming when he immediately started complaining about them.

*pun intended

Racist.

I am NOT racist! Some of the people who work at my t'Sainsbury's are bl*ck.

Hottentot?

Racist.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Feb 2024, 9:00 am

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Just been to Specsavers and witnessed the heartwarming spectacle* of the reddest downie I've ever seen getting his new glasses. Became a bit less heartwarming when he immediately started complaining about them.

*pun intended

Racist.

I am NOT racist! Some of the people who work at my t'Sainsbury's are bl*ck.

Hottentot?

Racist.

I am NOT racist! Some of the people who work at my local Woolies are sub-continental.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Feb 2024, 9:11 am

Shane about Pamela. That's Salem's lot.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Feb 2024, 9:13 am

I know it wasn't today but the pun only just occurred to me so f*ck you all.

by **Galted** Thu 29 Feb 2024, 9:20 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Shane about Pamela. That's Salem's lot.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Feb 2024, 9:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Shane about Pamela. That's Salem's lot.

Excellent work, Tino. If I'd ever heard of Pamela Salem, dead or alive, I'd have used it myself.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Feb 2024, 9:33 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Shane about Pamela. That's Salem's lot.

That's sh1te Tino. You ruin everything.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Feb 2024, 9:48 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Shane about Pamela. That's Salem's lot.

That's sh1te Tino. You ruin everything.

Oh for the sake of f*ck.

What a c*nt I am.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Feb 2024, 9:59 am

Don't get excited, I'm not Richard Lewis.

by **superflyweight** Thu 29 Feb 2024, 10:37 am

I'm not a fat, hairy biker.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 Mar 2024, 1:43 pm

superflyweight wrote:I'm not a fat, hairy biker.

Yeah, definitely didn't have you down as being hairy.

by **Galted** Fri 01 Mar 2024, 2:10 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm not a fat, hairy biker.

Yeah, definitely didn't have you down as being hairy.

l*l out loud

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 04 Mar 2024, 10:33 am

What is new, brethren?

Fist

by **superflyweight** Mon 04 Mar 2024, 10:35 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm not a fat, hairy biker.

Yeah, definitely didn't have you down as being hairy.

B@stard. I'm taking back my compliment of your film review. I'm siding with mountainman.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 04 Mar 2024, 10:41 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm not a fat, hairy biker.

Yeah, definitely didn't have you down as being hairy.

B@stard. I'm taking back my compliment of your film review. I'm siding with mountainman.

She really shouldn't have let it slip that she prefers a different style. I'm going to be f*cking prolific in that section now.

by mountain man Mon 04 Mar 2024, 10:52 am

Ah the classic referring to a poster as "she" in attempt to be insulting. Very Happy

by Duty281 Mon 04 Mar 2024, 11:05 am

At least they didn't question your age.

Have you filled out a membership form? This is sacred ground.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 04 Mar 2024, 11:16 am

We welcome new members, Duty. I fought for your inclusion against protests. I'm like MLK or Emmeline Pankhurst.

Mountain man is welcome. It is quite cute she followed me here.

by **Galted** Mon 04 Mar 2024, 11:45 am

I thought it was a wonderful review, Tino, excellent work crowbarring in the fact that Hugh Jackman is a c*nt.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 04 Mar 2024, 12:01 pm

Thanks Galted. I won't be forced into silence by nasty men from mountainous regions.

Terrible things happen when good people stand by and do nothing in the face of tyranny.

And J*ckman is a c*nt. FACT.

by guildfordbat Mon 04 Mar 2024, 7:34 pm

Bullseye legend Tony Green has gone out. He made 85. Guessing a 15, treble 10 and double top.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 Mar 2024, 8:39 am

guildfordbat wrote:Bullseye legend Tony Green has gone out. He made 85. Guessing a 15, treble 10 and double top.

Lovely work, GB. Almost Jules esque.

by **superflyweight** Thu 07 Mar 2024, 9:23 am

Fist. I'm not Tina's crushed spirit after that 48 hours michaelsing.

by **Galted** Thu 07 Mar 2024, 11:52 am

I hope he hasn't been caught by the mountain men and forced to squeeze like a pig.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 07 Mar 2024, 11:55 am

Galted wrote:I hope he hasn't been caught by the mountain men and forced to squeeze like a pig.

How does a pig squeeze?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 07 Mar 2024, 11:57 am

superflyweight wrote:Fist. I'm not Tina's crushed spirit after that 48 hours michaelsing.

On the contrary. It got a like from GB. Was happy for it to be left there.

Especially as he will have forgotten he liked it the second he posted it so it also helps him out.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 07 Mar 2024, 12:10 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Fist. I'm not Tina's crushed spirit after that 48 hours michaelsing.

On the contrary. It got a like from GB. Was happy for it to be left there.

Especially as he will have forgotten he liked it the second he posted it so it also helps him out.

Yeah, I saw it more of a fermentation... or a marination if you like... of a brilliant post from GB and a heartfelt acknowledgement from Tino.

It deserved to stay there without a reply for 48 hours; as we all watched it develop an aura of greatness... and a very shallow grey film of bacteria invisible to the naked eye.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 07 Mar 2024, 12:16 pm

No idea what you just said, Pee Jay, but it still made more sense than Galted's post.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 07 Mar 2024, 12:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:No idea what you just said, Pee Jay, but it still made more sense than Galted's post.

I think he's trying to say if you squeeze a pig in a certain part (you'll know exactly where) it'll squeal.
Like a pig caught by a mountain lion or something.

Am I right, Big G?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 07 Mar 2024, 3:55 pm

Well, on today's edition of "Weird legal help you get asked for when you work in the profession"

"What do I do if a controlling ex dumps a load of S** toys on my lawn at midnight and starts shouting."

Afternoon all.

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