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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.  I see some posters are expressing their concerns about the ongoing and eternal plight of white men.  Fight the power, lads!

Solidarity, Bro.  I tried to hang an England flag out my window today and six police officers wearing BLM badges made me take it down, then they beat me to death.

Julius is going full-scale Samuel L Jackson on the golf thread.

Galted wrote:Julius is going full-scale Samuel L Jackson on the golf thread.

Motherf*cker.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.  I see some posters are expressing their concerns about the ongoing and eternal plight of white men.  Fight the power, lads!

Solidarity, Bro.  I tried to hang an England flag out my window today and six police officers wearing BLM badges made me take it down, then they beat me to death.

Should've taken a picture of it and put it on Facebook to make it go viral before they removed it.

Gammon fist.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.  I see some posters are expressing their concerns about the ongoing and eternal plight of white men.  Fight the power, lads!

Solidarity, Bro.  I tried to hang an England flag out my window today and six police officers wearing BLM badges made me take it down, then they beat me to death.

Should've taken a picture of it and put it on Facebook to make it go viral before they removed it.

Gammon fist.

Sicond.

It's still there.

Must admit it was a fist for me too. A classic new swearing portmanteau.

It had me reaching for the biscuits early this morning... having just watched some Euro matches and quietly having my coffee.

Things you love to see. Georgia 2 up against Portugal.

P*pe, R*naldo and Br*no, your boys are taking a hell of a beating. For such a lovely country to visit, Portugal produce more c*ntish footballers than every other nation other than Argentina.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Things you love to see. Georgia 2 up against Portugal.

P*pe, R*naldo and Br*no, your boys are taking a hell of a beating. For such a lovely country to visit, Portugal produce more c*ntish footballers than every other nation other than Argentina.

It is bizarre.  Think you're being unfair to the Argies though, they produce elite-level sh*thouse c*nts like Maradona and Martinez who the more upstanding citizen such as Jeff and myself can't help but love.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Things you love to see. Georgia 2 up against Portugal.

P*pe, R*naldo and Br*no, your boys are taking a hell of a beating. For such a lovely country to visit, Portugal produce more c*ntish footballers than every other nation other than Argentina.

R*naldo fair enough, but it's Oll*e P*pe and Fr*nk Br*no I feel sorry for.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Things you love to see. Georgia 2 up against Portugal.

P*pe, R*naldo and Br*no, your boys are taking a hell of a beating. For such a lovely country to visit, Portugal produce more c*ntish footballers than every other nation other than Argentina.

It is bizarre.  Think you're being unfair to the Argies though, they produce elite-level sh*thouse c*nts like Maradona and Martinez who the more upstanding citizen such as Jeff and myself can't help but love.

Don't mind Maradona. Particularly the early stuff. Like A Prayer is an all time great song.

Don't mind Martinez either. He is the greatest goalie in history so deserves a bit of slack.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Things you love to see. Georgia 2 up against Portugal.

P*pe, R*naldo and Br*no, your boys are taking a hell of a beating. For such a lovely country to visit, Portugal produce more c*ntish footballers than every other nation other than Argentina.

R*naldo fair enough, but it's Oll*e P*pe and Fr*nk Br*no I feel sorry for.

Yeah, I've been harsh on big Frank there. I take it back.

Ollie P*pe is a c*nt though. He can't play spin. That c*ckwomble on the cricket thread told us that.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Things you love to see. Georgia 2 up against Portugal.

P*pe, R*naldo and Br*no, your boys are taking a hell of a beating. For such a lovely country to visit, Portugal produce more c*ntish footballers than every other nation other than Argentina.

It is bizarre.  Think you're being unfair to the Argies though, they produce elite-level sh*thouse c*nts like Maradona and Martinez who the more upstanding citizen such as Jeff and myself can't help but love.

Don't mind Maradona. Particularly the early stuff. Like A Prayer is an all time great song.

Don't mind Martinez either. He is the greatest goalie in history so deserves a bit of slack.

I thought Live to Tell was by far the best of her early work, followed by her handball goal against England in the 86 world cup where she outjumped Peter Shilton.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Things you love to see. Georgia 2 up against Portugal.

P*pe, R*naldo and Br*no, your boys are taking a hell of a beating. For such a lovely country to visit, Portugal produce more c*ntish footballers than every other nation other than Argentina.

It is bizarre.  Think you're being unfair to the Argies though, they produce elite-level sh*thouse c*nts like Maradona and Martinez who the more upstanding citizen such as Jeff and myself can't help but love.

Don't mind Maradona. Particularly the early stuff. Like A Prayer is an all time great song.

Don't mind Martinez either. He is the greatest goalie in history so deserves a bit of slack.

I thought Live to Tell was by far the best of her early work, followed by her handball goal against England in the 86 world cup where she outjumped Peter Shilton.

I quite liked her picture in 'Alllo 'Allo.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Things you love to see. Georgia 2 up against Portugal.

P*pe, R*naldo and Br*no, your boys are taking a hell of a beating. For such a lovely country to visit, Portugal produce more c*ntish footballers than every other nation other than Argentina.

It is bizarre.  Think you're being unfair to the Argies though, they produce elite-level sh*thouse c*nts like Maradona and Martinez who the more upstanding citizen such as Jeff and myself can't help but love.

Don't mind Maradona. Particularly the early stuff. Like A Prayer is an all time great song.

Don't mind Martinez either. He is the greatest goalie in history so deserves a bit of slack.

I thought Live to Tell was by far the best of her early work, followed by her handball goal against England in the 86 world cup where she outjumped Peter Shilton.

I quite liked her picture in 'Alllo 'Allo.

Big boobies.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Things you love to see. Georgia 2 up against Portugal.

P*pe, R*naldo and Br*no, your boys are taking a hell of a beating. For such a lovely country to visit, Portugal produce more c*ntish footballers than every other nation other than Argentina.

It is bizarre.  Think you're being unfair to the Argies though, they produce elite-level sh*thouse c*nts like Maradona and Martinez who the more upstanding citizen such as Jeff and myself can't help but love.

Don't mind Maradona. Particularly the early stuff. Like A Prayer is an all time great song.

Don't mind Martinez either. He is the greatest goalie in history so deserves a bit of slack.

I thought Live to Tell was by far the best of her early work, followed by her handball goal against England in the 86 world cup where she outjumped Peter Shilton.

I quite liked her picture in 'Alllo 'Allo.

Big boobies.

Yeah, I should exercise more.

Oh dear...I read through this thread (possibly unwise in itself) and was moved to then visit the   Golf Thread - something I rarely do , partly because I tend to agree with Mark Twain or Oscar Wilde or whoever actually described it as the best way to ruin a nice walk in the country : but I digress ...

Really kicking off in there , eh ?  Safe enough here in Australia I suppose ; but I might have to be careful as a white male on my next visit to the UK as a couple of erudite posters on there appear to have uncovered a massive conspiracy to give the white man an un-deserved kicking at every opportunity. Must be thankful for the warning

I should add , by the way , that I am not Frank Duckworth...

alfie wrote:Oh dear...I read through this thread (possibly unwise in itself) and was moved to then visit the   Golf Thread - something I rarely do , partly because I tend to agree with Mark Twain or Oscar Wilde or whoever actually described it as the best way to ruin a nice walk in the country : but I digress ...

Really kicking off in there , eh ?  Safe enough here in Australia I suppose ; but I might have to be careful as a white male on my next visit to the UK as a couple of erudite posters on there appear to have uncovered a massive conspiracy to give the white man an un-deserved kicking at every opportunity. Must be thankful for the warning

I should add , by the way , that I am not Frank Duckworth...

Brave of you to visit the golf thread on your own, it's a hellish place.  A bit like Tw*tter but without the swearing and death threats.

I haven't visited the g*lf thread for months. To stick with the theme, it is the P*rtugal of 606.

Not that I've visited one, but it is exactly how I imagine a g*lf clubhouse actually operates. A bunch of appallingly dressed, overweight white men who've never met an immigrant in their life moaning about them taking our jobs.

I tapped out when some silly c*nt there defended Prince Andy by reminding us all that the girl was over the age of consent. There is no helping someone that f*cking stupid.

alfie wrote:I should add , by the way , that I am not Frank Duckworth...

Apparently he lived to the age of 84. Or 63 if it rained.

You see that man with no arms, playing Golf, that's you that is, that's you being the worst president in history.

I think that about sums up the debate, from what I have seen.

Fist.

rIck_dAgless wrote:You see that man with no arms, playing Golf, that's you that is, that's you being the worst president in history.

I think that about sums up the debate, from what I have seen.

Fist.

Sounds more like a bust-up in a Tesco car park than a debate for the leadership of one of the world's most powerful nations.

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:You see that man with no arms, playing Golf, that's you that is, that's you being the worst president in history.

I think that about sums up the debate, from what I have seen.

Fist.

Sounds more like a bust-up in a Tesco car park than a debate for the leadership of one of the world's most powerful nations.

They are both off their trolley.

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:You see that man with no arms, playing Golf, that's you that is, that's you being the worst president in history.

I think that about sums up the debate, from what I have seen.

Fist.

Sounds more like a bust-up in a Tesco car park than a debate for the leadership of one of the world's most powerful nations.

'One of'? Truss has just split a b*llock in anger.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:You see that man with no arms, playing Golf, that's you that is, that's you being the worst president in history.

I think that about sums up the debate, from what I have seen.

Fist.

Sounds more like a bust-up in a Tesco car park than a debate for the leadership of one of the world's most powerful nations.

'One of'? Truss has just split a b*llock in anger.

India's also pretty powerful now that it's assumed complete control of the ICC.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:You see that man with no arms, playing Golf, that's you that is, that's you being the worst president in history.

I think that about sums up the debate, from what I have seen.

Fist.

Sounds more like a bust-up in a Tesco car park than a debate for the leadership of one of the world's most powerful nations.

'One of'? Truss has just split a b*llock in anger.

India's also pretty powerful now that it's assumed complete control of the ICC.

And Russia ever since I had my Nectar card nicked when I was over there.

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:You see that man with no arms, playing Golf, that's you that is, that's you being the worst president in history.

I think that about sums up the debate, from what I have seen.

Fist.

Sounds more like a bust-up in a Tesco car park than a debate for the leadership of one of the world's most powerful nations.

'One of'? Truss has just split a b*llock in anger.

India's also pretty powerful now that it's assumed complete control of the ICC.

And Russia ever since I had my Nectar card nicked when I was over there.

What year were you there? I've been a couple times. Didn't see your Nectar card. Probably won't go again so might have to write that off?

Genuinely could have died over there. Sat at an empty table in a very busy club. Couldn't understand why it was empty and why people were looking at us for sitting there. It was only when a local gangster came in and asked us why we were sat at his table that I realised the error. Good job my then colleague was a Russian as I was all for just flipping the table over and starting a brawl. He managed to talk us out of it and suggested I go to my hotel and not leave the room till I needed to get to airport the next day.

Still suspect I could be very low down on a Putin hit list.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:You see that man with no arms, playing Golf, that's you that is, that's you being the worst president in history.

I think that about sums up the debate, from what I have seen.

Fist.

Sounds more like a bust-up in a Tesco car park than a debate for the leadership of one of the world's most powerful nations.

'One of'? Truss has just split a b*llock in anger.

India's also pretty powerful now that it's assumed complete control of the ICC.

And Russia ever since I had my Nectar card nicked when I was over there.

What year were you there? I've been a couple times. Didn't see your Nectar card. Probably won't go again so might have to write that off?

Genuinely could have died over there. Sat at an empty table in a very busy club. Couldn't understand why it was empty and why people were looking at us for sitting there. It was only when a local gangster came in and asked us why we were sat at his table that I realised the error. Good job my then colleague was a Russian as I was all for just flipping the table over and starting a brawl. He managed to talk us out of it and suggested I go to my hotel and not leave the room till I needed to get to airport the next day.

Still suspect I could be very low down on a Putin hit list.

Does sound like you dodged a bullet in the literal sense.

I was there about 8 years ago, got my pockets picked during a shoving match on the tube in St Petersburg. Thought the police would round up and shoot all the Chechens in the area until they found my stuff but they did a good imitation of the UK police and did f-all.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:You see that man with no arms, playing Golf, that's you that is, that's you being the worst president in history.

I think that about sums up the debate, from what I have seen.

Fist.

Sounds more like a bust-up in a Tesco car park than a debate for the leadership of one of the world's most powerful nations.

'One of'? Truss has just split a b*llock in anger.

India's also pretty powerful now that it's assumed complete control of the ICC.

And Russia ever since I had my Nectar card nicked when I was over there.

What year were you there? I've been a couple times. Didn't see your Nectar card. Probably won't go again so might have to write that off?

Genuinely could have died over there. Sat at an empty table in a very busy club. Couldn't understand why it was empty and why people were looking at us for sitting there. It was only when a local gangster came in and asked us why we were sat at his table that I realised the error. Good job my then colleague was a Russian as I was all for just flipping the table over and starting a brawl. He managed to talk us out of it and suggested I go to my hotel and not leave the room till I needed to get to airport the next day.

Still suspect I could be very low down on a Putin hit list.

Does sound like you dodged a bullet in the literal sense.

I was there about 8 years ago, got my pockets picked during a shoving match on the tube in St Petersburg. Thought the police would round up and shoot all the Chechens in the area until they found my stuff but they did a good imitation of the UK police and did f-all.

Maybe the people who picked your pockets were working for the gangster who wanted to me kill me. That would just be massive l*lz.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:You see that man with no arms, playing Golf, that's you that is, that's you being the worst president in history.

I think that about sums up the debate, from what I have seen.

Fist.

Sounds more like a bust-up in a Tesco car park than a debate for the leadership of one of the world's most powerful nations.

'One of'? Truss has just split a b*llock in anger.

India's also pretty powerful now that it's assumed complete control of the ICC.

And Russia ever since I had my Nectar card nicked when I was over there.

What year were you there? I've been a couple times. Didn't see your Nectar card. Probably won't go again so might have to write that off?

Genuinely could have died over there. Sat at an empty table in a very busy club. Couldn't understand why it was empty and why people were looking at us for sitting there. It was only when a local gangster came in and asked us why we were sat at his table that I realised the error. Good job my then colleague was a Russian as I was all for just flipping the table over and starting a brawl. He managed to talk us out of it and suggested I go to my hotel and not leave the room till I needed to get to airport the next day.

Still suspect I could be very low down on a Putin hit list.

Does sound like you dodged a bullet in the literal sense.

I was there about 8 years ago, got my pockets picked during a shoving match on the tube in St Petersburg. Thought the police would round up and shoot all the Chechens in the area until they found my stuff but they did a good imitation of the UK police and did f-all.

Maybe the people who picked your pockets were working for the gangster who wanted to me kill me. That would just be massive l*lz.

That is quite concerning as, if it's true, it means we've met by proxy and have to kill ourselves as per Culture Cup rules.

Has anyone been on the football thread? I'm not sure I'm brave enough. It's like a marginally less incensed version of BBC have your say.

Southgate just needs to bring Emi Martinez in goal and we'll be fine.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has anyone been on the football thread? I'm not sure I'm brave enough. It's like a marginally less incensed version of BBC have your say.

Southgate just needs to bring Emi Martinez in goal and we'll be fine.

I'm fine Tino, I've calmed down. It's safe now.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has anyone been on the football thread? I'm not sure I'm brave enough. It's like a marginally less incensed version of BBC have your say.

Southgate just needs to bring Emi Martinez in goal and we'll be fine.

That'll never happen, Southgate refuses to play Villa players.

That's just nonsense. Gareth has played over 50 times for England.

He must have picked himself when he was a Villa player.

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has anyone been on the football thread? I'm not sure I'm brave enough. It's like a marginally less incensed version of BBC have your say.

Southgate just needs to bring Emi Martinez in goal and we'll be fine.

I'm fine Tino, I've calmed down. It's safe now.

X

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:That's just nonsense. Gareth has played over 50 times for England.

He must have picked himself when he was a Villa player.

I miss those days when I'd see him on tv without feeling obliged to scream 'you useless f*cking moose-faced c*nt' at the screen.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:That's just nonsense. Gareth has played over 50 times for England.

He must have picked himself when he was a Villa player.

I miss those days when I'd see him on tv without feeling obliged to scream 'you useless f*cking moose-faced c*nt' at the screen.

I actually swore in front of my youngest (10) kid. Mrs Windows asked me why Gareth was leaving it so late to bring another striker on. I inadvertently replied "because he is a f*cking moron".

I do my best not to swear in front of the kids but last night forced me into it.

I celebrated Italy's equalizer against England in the last Euros final so violently that both of my daughters started crying.

Getting them used to the horrors of being Scottish.

Just realised it's that time of the year when the tennis boards become even more intimidating than the golf boards.

Galted wrote:Just realised it's that time of the year when the tennis boards become even more intimidating than the golf boards.

Wouldn't know, I never go there.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Just realised it's that time of the year when the tennis boards become even more intimidating than the golf boards.

Wouldn't know, I never go there.

Sh*t moderator.

I wonder if they ever did decide who the GOAT is.

Galted wrote:I wonder if they ever did decide who the GOAT is.

I think they settled on Greg Henman in the end.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I wonder if they ever did decide who the GOAT is.

I think they settled on Greg Henman in the end.

I thought it was 'Gregg'.

R*berto Martinez is a bit of a pr*ck as well. He used to be quite calm and considered, now he's prancing around like a pound shop Guardiola. Must be all that time spent with that cockwomble Fernandes.

Stupid egg headed c*nt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:R*berto Martinez is a bit of a pr*ck as well. He used to be quite calm and considered, now he's prancing around like a pound shop Guardiola. Must be all that time spent with that cockwomble Fernandes.

Stupid egg headed c*nt.

All of the managers annoy me.  I miss that German one who used to smell his own farts live on tv.

Galted wrote:
All of the managers annoy me.  I miss that German one who used to smell his own farts live on tv.

I have no idea what or who you're talking about but what a marvellous image.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:
All of the managers annoy me.  I miss that German one who used to smell his own farts live on tv.

I have no idea what or who you're talking about but what a marvellous image.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7USaBkHt8o

The Music Section Morning Tea Society election special isn't all that.

Galted wrote:The Music Section Morning Tea Society election special isn't all that.

Wait til around 2 am when the key results start coming in.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:The Music Section Morning Tea Society election special isn't all that.

Wait til around 2 am when the key results start coming in.

Great timing here... so around 11 am. The COPA America will have to wait.