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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

This is the inevitable outcome when people wear crocs.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33nv8x64mlo

That is the first and last time that headline will ever be written.

rIck_dAgless wrote:That is the first and last time that headline will ever be written.

l*l out loud, it's like a misfiring AI filled in the gaps

Never heard of the guy until just now. Unbelievable... the photo with Attenborough raises some questions too.

btw, they found the remains of the bloke that went missing in FNQ. I must say... just looking at the river where the croc lived... what sort of an idiot would you have to be to even dip your toe in there? Asking for trouble.

Pal Joey wrote:Never heard of the guy until just now. Unbelievable... the photo with Attenborough raises some questions too.

Might be Flipper (the imprisoned bloke, not Attenborough).

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Never heard of the guy until just now. Unbelievable... the photo with Attenborough raises some questions too.

Might be Flipper (the imprisoned bloke, not Attenborough).

Could well be. No Culture Cup quizzes for a while. His absence on here roughly corresponds with the timeline of the alleged crimes.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Never heard of the guy until just now. Unbelievable... the photo with Attenborough raises some questions too.

Might be Flipper (the imprisoned bloke, not Attenborough).

Could well be. No Culture Cup quizzes for a while. His absence on here roughly corresponds with the timeline of the alleged crimes.

Well who would've thought that Tino would take a rock to the boll*cks at an anti-immigration riot and that Flipper interferes with animals?

Me.

I note the use of the word "petal" was used on another thread. That's Tino's word and should only be used sparingly. God we miss him.

Pal Joey wrote:I note the use of the word "petal" was used on another thread. That's Tino's word and should only be used sparingly. God we miss him.

RIP in peace.

Been watching some of the Olympic climbing this morning, Wingrove would've had more medals than Michael Phelps and myself put together.

Contemplative on here today.
Mindfulness fist.

Sicond.

Been in Harrogate the last few days and was quite furious to discover that t'Waitrose sign says WAITROSE and not T'WAITROSE. I feel that I've been betrayed by the members of this thread.

Fist.

Close to rIcK, Galted. In Harrogate. Looks nice. A pity the site rules prevented you both from catching up.

Haven't been to T'Waitrose for a while. Possibly for decades. I did see that 80s comedian... Ruby Wax, at my local convenience store in London though. I didn't like her (or was a bit scared of her loud-mouth antics at the time) but she was serene and calm as she inspected the vegetables. Think it was celery... or possibly sprouts or some other green vegetable from memory. I expected her to make a scene about something and was hugely disappointed when she acted like a normal person shopping.

What a fraud.

Pal Joey wrote:Fist.

Close to rIcK, Galted. In Harrowgate. Looks nice. A pity the site rules prevented you both from catching up.

Haven't been to T'Waitrose for a while. Possibly for decades. I did see that 80s comedian... Ruby Wax, at my local convenience store in London though. I didn't like her (or was a bit scared of her loud-mouth antics at the time) but she was serene and calm as she inspected the vegetables. Think it was celery... or possibly sprouts or some other green vegetable from memory.

Always found her a bit annoying, one of those shout and hope it's funny types.

Back in London now, at the Hornfair paddling pool to be precise. Can say with some authority that our paddling pool is twice the size of Harrogate's.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fist.

Close to rIcK, Galted. In Harrowgate. Looks nice. A pity the site rules prevented you both from catching up.

Haven't been to T'Waitrose for a while. Possibly for decades. I did see that 80s comedian... Ruby Wax, at my local convenience store in London though. I didn't like her (or was a bit scared of her loud-mouth antics at the time) but she was serene and calm as she inspected the vegetables. Think it was celery... or possibly sprouts or some other green vegetable from memory.

Always found her a bit annoying, one of those shout and hope it's funny types.

Back in London now, at the Hornfair paddling pool to be precise. Can say with some authority that our paddling pool is twice the size of Harrogate's.

Yeah, me too.

Was hot yesterday or the day before, yeah? I saw it was pretty warm in Cambridgeshire. Lucky no one who posts on here lives near there.

Enjoy the Hornfair paddling pool! I hope they have one of those large buckets that dumps a tonne of water on you.

They opened a wave park near here recently. One person has already come to grief... they think it was some sort of medical episode. Or heart attack. A bit weird.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fist.

Close to rIcK, Galted. In Harrowgate. Looks nice. A pity the site rules prevented you both from catching up.

Haven't been to T'Waitrose for a while. Possibly for decades. I did see that 80s comedian... Ruby Wax, at my local convenience store in London though. I didn't like her (or was a bit scared of her loud-mouth antics at the time) but she was serene and calm as she inspected the vegetables. Think it was celery... or possibly sprouts or some other green vegetable from memory.

Always found her a bit annoying, one of those shout and hope it's funny types.

Back in London now, at the Hornfair paddling pool to be precise. Can say with some authority that our paddling pool is twice the size of Harrogate's.

Yeah, me too.

Was hot yesterday or the day before, yeah? I saw it was pretty warm in Cambridgeshire. Lucky no one who posts on here lives near there.

Enjoy the Hornfair paddling pool! I hope they have one of those large buckets that dumps a tonne of water on you.

They opened a wave park near here recently. One person has already come to grief... they think it was some sort of medical episode. Or heart attack. A bit weird.

This is the UK, no buckets or anything fancy like that, just a fence and a shallow pool open for six weeks of the year.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fist.

Close to rIcK, Galted. In Harrowgate. Looks nice. A pity the site rules prevented you both from catching up.

Haven't been to T'Waitrose for a while. Possibly for decades. I did see that 80s comedian... Ruby Wax, at my local convenience store in London though. I didn't like her (or was a bit scared of her loud-mouth antics at the time) but she was serene and calm as she inspected the vegetables. Think it was celery... or possibly sprouts or some other green vegetable from memory.

Always found her a bit annoying, one of those shout and hope it's funny types.

Back in London now, at the Hornfair paddling pool to be precise. Can say with some authority that our paddling pool is twice the size of Harrogate's.

Yeah, me too.

Was hot yesterday or the day before, yeah? I saw it was pretty warm in Cambridgeshire. Lucky no one who posts on here lives near there.

Enjoy the Hornfair paddling pool! I hope they have one of those large buckets that dumps a tonne of water on you.

They opened a wave park near here recently. One person has already come to grief... they think it was some sort of medical episode. Or heart attack. A bit weird.

This is the UK, no buckets or anything fancy like that, just a fence and a shallow pool open for six weeks of the year.

lol. So not even worth consideration then?

It's quite funny watching small kiddies getting bowled over like skittles. Then watching mothers with hijabs racing in fully clothed to retrieve them.

We have moped thieves and boy racers for that.

Galted wrote:We have moped thieves and boy racers for that.

A bit of that here too. Teens in stolen cars running over other teens. Or stealing motor bikes and crashing into trees. Some real idiots out there.

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Been in Harrogate the last few days and was quite furious to discover that t'Waitrose sign says WAITROSE and not T'WAITROSE. I feel that I've been betrayed by the members of this thread.

Its the Shoreditch of Yorkshire, though it does have the nicest spoons I have seen.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Been in Harrogate the last few days and was quite furious to discover that t'Waitrose sign says WAITROSE and not T'WAITROSE. I feel that I've been betrayed by the members of this thread.

Its the Shoreditch of Yorkshire, though it does have the nicest spoons I have seen.

Pubs were pretty good though none we visited had Old Peculier on tap which left me both angry and disappointed.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fist.

Close to rIcK, Galted. In Harrowgate. Looks nice. A pity the site rules prevented you both from catching up.

Haven't been to T'Waitrose for a while. Possibly for decades. I did see that 80s comedian... Ruby Wax, at my local convenience store in London though. I didn't like her (or was a bit scared of her loud-mouth antics at the time) but she was serene and calm as she inspected the vegetables. Think it was celery... or possibly sprouts or some other green vegetable from memory.

Always found her a bit annoying, one of those shout and hope it's funny types.

Back in London now, at the Hornfair paddling pool to be precise. Can say with some authority that our paddling pool is twice the size of Harrogate's.

Will you be taking the family there at any point?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fist.

Close to rIcK, Galted. In Harrowgate. Looks nice. A pity the site rules prevented you both from catching up.

Haven't been to T'Waitrose for a while. Possibly for decades. I did see that 80s comedian... Ruby Wax, at my local convenience store in London though. I didn't like her (or was a bit scared of her loud-mouth antics at the time) but she was serene and calm as she inspected the vegetables. Think it was celery... or possibly sprouts or some other green vegetable from memory.

Always found her a bit annoying, one of those shout and hope it's funny types.

Back in London now, at the Hornfair paddling pool to be precise. Can say with some authority that our paddling pool is twice the size of Harrogate's.

Will you be taking the family there at any point?

L*l out loud. They'd give away my vantage point in the bushes

No Riot on Friday fist.

I hope everyone's fence palings and brick walls are still intact.

I think the football season will take the focus off 'street gatherings' for the time being but there'll still be muggings and beatings more generally around the turnstiles.

Stop trying to incite me to riot, PJ. If I lob a brick through a Richer Sounds shopfront and end up with a new TV, it'll be your fault.

I'm not my joke on the US election thread from yesterday.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not my joke on the US election thread from yesterday.

Sorted.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not my joke on the US election thread from yesterday.

Sorted.

Acknowledged.

I'm not dead. I've been on holiday. You f*ckers didn't put the bins out.

C*nts.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not dead. I've been on holiday. You f*ckers didn't put the bins out.

C*nts.

On holiday from what? You don't do anything.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not dead. I've been on holiday. You f*ckers didn't put the bins out.

C*nts.

On holiday from what?  You don't do anything.  

How dare you.

You have no idea how stressful being assistant to the dress maker can be.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not dead. I've been on holiday. You f*ckers didn't put the bins out.

C*nts.

You were using your Super user profile when you mentioned it. Makes it even more obvious that you were a part of the riots.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not dead. I've been on holiday. You f*ckers didn't put the bins out.

C*nts.

You were using your Super user profile when you mentioned it.  Makes it even more obvious that you were a part of the riots.

Those riots are what me and RIck just call a weekday.

Supes calls them a vigil.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not dead. I've been on holiday. You f*ckers didn't put the bins out.

C*nts.

You were using your Super user profile when you mentioned it.  Makes it even more obvious that you were a part of the riots.

 

Those riots are what me and RIck just call a weekday.

Supes calls them a vigil.

l*l out loud

I see the proposed merger of Alaska Airlines and Hawaiian Airlines has finally cleared its latest regulatory review by the US DoJ.

They've been blowing hot and cold on this for ages.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see the proposed merger of Alaska Airlines and Hawaiian Airlines has finally cleared its latest regulatory review by the US DoJ.

They've been blowing hot and cold on this for ages.

This is great, Julius, but you accidentally posted it on Tino's account.

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see the proposed merger of Alaska Airlines and Hawaiian Airlines has finally cleared its latest regulatory review by the US DoJ.

They've been blowing hot and cold on this for ages.

This is great, Julius, but you accidentally posted it on Tino's account.

Good spot. I am very old so get confused quite often. I'll log back in as Julius and delete it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see the proposed merger of Alaska Airlines and Hawaiian Airlines has finally cleared its latest regulatory review by the US DoJ.

They've been blowing hot and cold on this for ages.

This is great, Julius, but you accidentally posted it on Tino's account.

Good spot. I am very old so get confused quite often. I'll log back in as Julius and delete it.

Donahue you are or what you're on about. Are you philling in for him?

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see the proposed merger of Alaska Airlines and Hawaiian Airlines has finally cleared its latest regulatory review by the US DoJ.

They've been blowing hot and cold on this for ages.

This is great, Julius, but you accidentally posted it on Tino's account.

If it had been me, it would have been -
I see the proposed merger of Alaska Heat Pumps Ltd and Hawaiian Air Conditioning Ltd......

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see the proposed merger of Alaska Airlines and Hawaiian Airlines has finally cleared its latest regulatory review by the US DoJ.

They've been blowing hot and cold on this for ages.

This is great, Julius, but you accidentally posted it on Tino's account.

If it had been me, it would have been -
I see the proposed merger of Alaska Heat Pumps Ltd and Hawaiian Air Conditioning Ltd......

His work.

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see the proposed merger of Alaska Airlines and Hawaiian Airlines has finally cleared its latest regulatory review by the US DoJ.

They've been blowing hot and cold on this for ages.

This is great, Julius, but you accidentally posted it on Tino's account.

If it had been me, it would have been -
I see the proposed merger of Alaska Heat Pumps Ltd and Hawaiian Air Conditioning Ltd......

His work.  

At least start on Galted.

I don't recognise Alaska or Hawaii so you're wasting your time.

Galted wrote:so you're wasting your time.

That has been apparent for some time.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:so you're wasting your time.

 

That has been apparent for some time.

That's a relief, thought I may have gone for 'wasting your breath' and typed in 'breadth' by mistake.

Where are the John Clegg tributes?

Julius was probably John Clegg.

Who is John Clegg?

It isn't me, that's all I know.

I'm not Jesse Kipf, but then neither is he.

Nor am I any of the Lynch mob.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Who is John Clegg?

It isn't me, that's all I know.

None other than “La Di Da” Gunner Graham. What were you watching in 1974?

Mind you, not all news is bad. I’m mightily heartened by the BBC sacking Jermaine Jenas and that’s before we get to talk about Jamie Smith, eh PJ?

guildfordbat wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Who is John Clegg?

It isn't me, that's all I know.

None other than “La Di Da” Gunner Graham. What were you watching in 1974?

Mind you, not all news is bad. I’m mightily heartened by the BBC sacking Jermaine Jenas and that’s before we get to talk about Jamie Smith, eh PJ?

Hopefully they'll sack Balding, Adlington and Foster too.