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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

Galted wrote:No lunch for me, stuck in a windy playground enduring the final day of the school holidays.

Do you not eat when you're out noncing?

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:No lunch for me, stuck in a windy playground enduring the final day of the school holidays.

Do you not eat when you're out noncing?

Not really, might occasionally dive into the bag of sweets I take with me.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Thank G*d for us, riCK. We are doing all the heavy lifting on this thread these days.

2 x Dairylea and marmite bagels. Bagels procured from the Tesco.

Beef hula hoops.

7.678/10

You can't lift anything heavy when consuming plant based gravy to be fair.

I read something on t'internet this morning about the Villa nearly losing points for PSR breaches. Then the dude said they had offers for Martinez, "the best goalkeeper in the world". Presumably he said it with a straight face.

The games f*cking gone.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I read something on t'internet this morning about the Villa nearly losing points for PSR breaches. Then the dude said they had offers for Martinez, "the best goalkeeper in the world". Presumably he said it with a straight face.

The games f*cking gone.

Don't be ridiculous, it's 'the game's f*cking gone'.

Nonce.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Nonce.

Hurtful.

Genuinely torn. No one should be insulted for correcting grammar but then again, all Villa fans are c*nts.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Genuinely torn. No one should be insulted for correcting grammar but then again, all Villa fans are c*nts.

Punctuation.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Genuinely torn. No one should be insulted for correcting grammar but then again, all Villa fans are c*nts.

Punctuation.

Dictation.

This f*cking place is alive again.

I'd had to relocate to the Irish sports section for a bit of action but this place is buzzing once again. Great to see.

C*nts.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*nts.

Sorry, pal, I was away or I wouldn't have let this happen to you.

Friendly fist.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*nts.

Sorry, pal, I was away or I wouldn't have let this happen to you.

Friendly fist.

I wasn't away. It was glorious.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*nts.

Sorry, pal, I was away or I wouldn't have let this happen to you.

Friendly fist.

Thanks rIcK. Us Men of the North need to stick together. No one riots on our behalf.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*nts.

Sorry, pal, I was away or I wouldn't have let this happen to you.

Friendly fist.

I wasn't away. It was glorious.

You can f*ck right off.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*nts.

Sorry, pal, I was away or I wouldn't have let this happen to you.

Friendly fist.

Thanks rIcK. Us Men of the North need to stick together. No one riots on our behalf.

We

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*nts.

Sorry, pal, I was away or I wouldn't have let this happen to you.

Friendly fist.

Thanks rIcK. Us Men of the North need to stick together. No one riots on our behalf.

We

You're one more pompous post away from a ban, sunshine.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:C*nts.

Sorry, pal, I was away or I wouldn't have let this happen to you.

Friendly fist.

Thanks rIcK. Us Men of the North need to stick together. No one riots on our behalf.

We

You're one more pompous post away from a ban, sunshine.

Who do you think you are threatening to ban me, JuliusHMarx?

Galted wrote:

Who do you think you are threatening to ban me, JuliusHMarx?

I'm logged in as Tino today but you keep pushing me and I'll log in as Jules.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Who do you think you are threatening to ban me, JuliusHMarx?

I'm logged in as Tino today but you keep pushing me and I'll log in as Jules.

I can tell from the infinitely lower standard of posts you make as Tino.

Nonce.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Nonce.

Hanging around paddling pools and playgrounds does not make me a nonce.

Tw*tter update, Jeff just got called a 'miserable f*ckstick' for one of his regular Sopranos spoiler onslaughts. Seems he upset quite a few people.

https://x.com/jazzpaul82/status/1831615432396095523

Jeff is a miserable f*ckstick but I still miss him.

Sh*t on here today.

The levels of effort and spite that go into Jeff's ongoing mission to spoil The Wire and The Sopranos are commendable.

Makes me proud to be white.

I'm comfortably multi-grain.

I don't baguette it.

I am not your father.

Fist

May the michaelsing be with you.

On here s**t it is.

Fist.

Swift sicond.

Tayloresque.

Fork handles... or 4 candles. Take your pick.

My dog has no nose.

It must look very strange.

Self-unmichaelsing fist.
Feels so good, yet so bad.

Self-unmichaelsing sicond.
Feels so right, yet so wrong.

I thought Galted had a cat.

Tird.

Didn't know the joke worked with other species.

Galted has no dog.
How does he smell?
Terrible.

I'm not Hopkirk (Deceased).

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted has no dog.
How does he smell?
Terrible.

l*l out loud in a hurt kind of way

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not Hopkirk (Deceased).

Acknowledged.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted has no dog.
How does he smell?
Terrible.

Did he eat it?

lostinwales wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted has no dog.
How does he smell?
Terrible.

Did he eat it?

I was bitten on the finger by a dog once. True story.