The Culture Cup round 6

by **seanmichaels** Mon 06 Jan 2014, 1:56 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice. Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way? Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road. Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 06 Jan 2014, 2:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

I tried to eat some Ukrainian once. Didn't agree with me.

by Rowley Mon 06 Jan 2014, 2:39 pm

You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 06 Jan 2014, 2:42 pm

Rowley wrote:You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

Mine was a joke about the Ukrainian lass that works here. Wasted on you though.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 06 Jan 2014, 2:43 pm

Rowley wrote:You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

I ate Estonian in Estonia. Revolting stuff. Probably why their women are so fit, they can't get fat on the food because it is rank.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 06 Jan 2014, 2:44 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

Mine was a joke about the Ukrainian lass that works here. Wasted on you though.

I got it.

by **Galted** Mon 06 Jan 2014, 2:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

Mine was a joke about the Ukrainian lass that works here. Wasted on you though.

He could be talking about prossies in a not very vulgar manner.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 06 Jan 2014, 2:58 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

Mine was a joke about the Ukrainian lass that works here. Wasted on you though.

He could be talking about prossies in a not very vulgar manner.

This is a man who keeps tabs on his wife via a satellite. I doubt he has time to visit ladies of the night.

by **Galted** Mon 06 Jan 2014, 2:59 pm

Maybe he gets home deliveries and has to make sure she's out.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 06 Jan 2014, 3:02 pm

Surely he would know if she was out? He could just shout her name and if she didn't answer, assume she is out.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 06 Jan 2014, 3:04 pm

Galted wrote:Maybe he gets home deliveries and has to make sure she's out.

Plausible. She probably popped out for a run after putting the lentil and quinoa stew on the hob. Jeff, monitoring her movements via GPS, can then safely order and consume the Domino's in comfort, affording himself enough time to destroy the evidence. Quite genius really.

by **Galted** Mon 06 Jan 2014, 3:09 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Surely he would know if she was out? He could just shout her name and if she didn't answer, assume she is out.

She could leave for a half-hour jog which would give him at least 20 minutes foreigner-time, but sprain an ankle early on and come back for an ice-pack. The GPS, sticky-taped to the headboard, would warn him of such an event.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 06 Jan 2014, 3:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Surely he would know if she was out? He could just shout her name and if she didn't answer, assume she is out.

Her response might be muffled by one of his bellies

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 06 Jan 2014, 3:13 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Surely he would know if she was out? He could just shout her name and if she didn't answer, assume she is out.

She could leave for a half-hour jog which would give him at least 20 minutes foreigner-time, but sprain an ankle early on and come back for an ice-pack. The GPS, sticky-taped to the headboard, would warn him of such an event.

Good point.

I think he probably has a whippet as an early warning system as well.

He is quite the revolutionary in Yorkshire, using an electrical device that doesn't need attaching to a car battery first.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 06 Jan 2014, 3:14 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Surely he would know if she was out? He could just shout her name and if she didn't answer, assume she is out.

Her response might be muffled by one of his bellies

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 7:59 am

Pretty innocuous on here today.

Forgot my smoothie. Again.

by **Galted** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 8:07 am

I drink mine after taking my vitamin supplement but before I clean my teeth. It's part of my morning routine.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 8:10 am

I don't have a routine. Perhaps I should start one.

by **Galted** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 8:12 am

I recommend a morning routine as my brain's barely functional until I'm on the train. Some really unkind people would suggest that it doesn't function at all but they're wrong.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 8:18 am

I trimmed the beard this morning and then arrived early enough to take a poo in peace on the first floor. Good start to the day.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 8:18 am

I wouldn't suggest that. A little bit odd and you definitely have questionable taste in clothing and footwear but you're not stupid.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 8:19 am

seanmichaels wrote:I trimmed the beard this morning and then arrived early enough to take a poo in peace on the first floor. Good start to the day.

Why didn't you do it in the toilet like most people?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 8:26 am

Daniel Craig doesn't live near you.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 8:29 am

Never said he did.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 8:49 am

He's a bit of a plank I think.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 8:50 am

Is he in the news or something this morning?

Why are you wittering on about him?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:02 am

Mind the windows Tino wrote:Why are you wittering on about him?

Poo Trigger?

Mine is Coffee...

by **Galted** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:06 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino wrote:Why are you wittering on about him?

Poo Trigger?

Mine is Coffee...

Mine's an approaching gang of youths armed with knives and baseball bats.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:07 am

Galted wrote:Mine's an approaching gang of youths armed with knives and baseball bats.

that'll do it...

Incidentally, why do they find Spar shop car parks so gosh darn interesting?

by **Galted** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:07 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I wouldn't suggest that. A little bit odd and you definitely have questionable taste in clothing and footwear but you're not stupid.

Thanks, Tino, for your very kind back-handed compliment.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:13 am

I was looking at something then there was a link to a story about weisz so I googled him.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:14 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino wrote:Why are you wittering on about him?

Poo Trigger?

Mine is Coffee...

Mine is eggs. I very rarely eat them as a result.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:14 am

seanmichaels wrote:I was looking at something then there was a link to a story about weisz so I googled him.

Was it a story about Weisz having an affair with Ray Mears?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:15 am

I think Spars are a norvern thing these days.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:17 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was looking at something then there was a link to a story about weisz so I googled him.

Was it a story about Weisz having an affair with Ray Mears?

Didn't read it. I read a story about Craig saying taking an ipad to bed is a killer for the relationship. No sh1t sherlock. The only thing I'd be doing in bed with Weisz is double / triple bagging.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:18 am

seanmichaels wrote:I think Spars are a norvern thing these days.

We call them The Spar. Like we call Asda, The Asda. Everything must have 'the' in front of it.

by **Galted** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:20 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was looking at something then there was a link to a story about weisz so I googled him.

Was it a story about Weisz having an affair with Ray Mears?

Didn't read it. I read a story about Craig saying taking an ipad to bed is a killer for the relationship. No sh1t sherlock. The only thing I'd be doing in bed with Weisz is double / triple bagging.

She doesn't mind when I bring my ZX Spectrum to bed.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:20 am

seanmichaels wrote:I think Spars are a norvern thing these days.

Where is the hunting ground of the southern Chav?

Mind the windows Tino wrote:We call them The Spar. Like we call Asda, The Asda. Everything must have 'the' in front of it.

Think we have similar origins Tino, i am in Yorkshire via Glorious Cheshire

by Rowley Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:20 am

seanmichaels wrote: The only thing I'd be doing in bed with Weisz is double / triple bagging.

And hoping the Rohipnol did not wear off too quickly obviously.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:22 am

rick_dagless wrote:

Think we have similar origins Tino, i am in Yorkshire via Glorious Cheshire

That's why you're my favourite poster, mate.

I knew there was something about you.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:23 am

Same Tino

Its like a glorious effervescence eminates from your posts Smile

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:25 am

rick_dagless wrote:Same Tino

Its like a glorious effervescence eminates from your posts

Yours have a fantastically fabulous flow to them.

by **Galted** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:26 am

You're almost up to 8080 posts, Tino. In case you didn't know, BOBO is a term to describe sh1t shoes.

by **Galted** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:28 am

About time a new thread got started, bet you never thought round 6 would be such a success.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:28 am

Galted wrote:You're almost up to 8080 posts, Tino. In case you didn't know, BOBO is a term to describe sh1t shoes.

Is it really or have you made that up for some sort of comedic effect that is lost on me?

by **Galted** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:30 am

According to Urban Dictionary it is, can also be referred to anything cheap and generic. An ex-housemate used to refer to "having a dump" as having a "bobo".

by Rowley Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:31 am

In all fairness Tina, when you own as many Hi Tecs as Galted knowing a lot of terms for sh!t shoes is not too far out of leftfield.

by **Galted** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:33 am

Rowley wrote:In all fairness Tina, when you own as many Hi Tecs as Galted knowing a lot of terms for sh!t shoes is not too far out of leftfield.

There was no need for that really.

by **Galted** Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:34 am

And Hi-Tecs are not sh1t shoes. They are comfortable, rugged and versatile.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 9:34 am

Rowley wrote:In all fairness Tina, when you own as many Hi Tecs as Galted knowing a lot of terms for sh!t shoes is not too far out of leftfield.

True, but he has got new fancy laces so I expect he is batting the ladies away now.

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