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Post by Pal Joey Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:59 pm

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by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'


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Post by Gibson Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:45 am

People are pheasants. Sometimes colourful - when they want a ride. But in reality - they are all drawers and no substantial, coloured - knickers.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:48 am

'Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.'

What happens if you fail to prepare to fail? Do you succeed?

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Post by Biltong Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:56 am

Well if you do absolutely nothing, you don't risk failing at something.

"sometimes I sits and thinks"

"Other times I just sits"
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Post by tomathy Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:32 am

luckless_pedestrian wrote:'Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.'

What happens if you fail to prepare to fail? Do you succeed?

yes. it's a double negative.

there's an old story about a philosopher of language who was talking about how there are many languages where a double negative means a positive, but none where a double positive means a negative.

Someone in the audience yelled out 'yeah yeah'.
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Post by Glas a du Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:46 pm

music ahh gull "snifffff" gull...music
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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:30 am

music gull oria GULL L O R I A music
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:42 am

Adam and the Cormorants.

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:43 am

music fi yw gobaith gull y clacwydd music
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Post by George Carlin Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:00 am

Who put the 'wam' in the 'wam-a-lama-ding dong'?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:44 am

I thought it was 'ram.' If it was, then the answer is that it was a shepherd.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:45 am

'He's going to need some treatment on that...'
1991 RWC commentator on Marty Roebuck's cut eye.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:48 am

I watched highlights of that match the other day, Linebreaker. John Taylor was the commentator here, but for you it would've been Gordon Bray I imagine. I've got a video of the Lions tour of Australia in 1989 and Gordon Bray's the commentator for all the matches. I remember him saying after a successful penalty in the NSW - Lions match, "that's more like it, Marty Roebuck!"

I remember that even though I haven't watched it for at least ten years.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:26 pm

Laugh

Yes, Gordon Bray used to live up the road from me... he always used to dig up some obscure fact, e.g.

"and here comes Jean-Pierre Rives.... the sculptor from Toulouse..."

Since Monday morning it's been non-stop RWC QFs, SFs and Finals and that series "RWC The Greatest".

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:42 pm

I've seen a few episodes of that on ESPN Classic, Linebreaker. I've already seen highlights of Fiji beating Wales in 2007 and Samoa beating Wales in 1991 and 1999...

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:53 pm

"...what if they had to play all of Samoa? One day Wales were beaten by a passer by...and she hadn't been playing rugby long"

Max hasn't lost it.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:56 pm

Duck my sick.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:01 pm

They're working their way through each one... they've just had 1991 final.

NF-J holding the Cup aloft.

About 2-3 years ago, a young girl drove her car onto the other side of the road near my parents place. NF-J was coming the other way... he was very lucky. My Mum heard a screach and rushed down. Asked him if he needed anything... to make a call or a glass of water? He was sitting on the side of the road looking rather shaken for about 10 mins.

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:05 pm

He was taught a lesson in West Wales scrum half play by Robert Jones in those '89 Lions tests though wasn't he. Ieuan Evans knocking the ball off Campo isn't shown half enough either.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:07 pm

That's another thing I remember from the Lions' 1989 tour: a Welsh fan holding up a sign that read 'Robert Jones is FARR superior.' Very Happy

Those two really didn't get on in that Test series, did they?

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:22 pm

Jeremy Guscott was my hero then. Bath were my least reviled English team, and it was boys own stuff.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:24 pm

That's the first Lions tour I ever watched and it was a great Test series. There looked to be no way back after the first Test.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:33 pm

Jeremy Guscott your hero? How many World Cups did he win? chin

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:59 pm

Then, I said then. He fell out of favour once he stopped wearing the red shirt.
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Post by Pal Joey Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:04 pm

Once you cross that line.... you're OUT! Wales tomato

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:48 pm

Look, when the Lions play the other nation's players become honorary Welshmen (as proven by the red shirts)
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:16 pm

Like Taffy Beaumont in 1980.

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:18 pm

And Erica Roe.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:24 pm

And Eric Liddell, immortalised in the film Chariots of Fire for doing the 100-yard dash with his clackers out.

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:27 pm

And Austin Heally for being an harse.
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Post by Pal Joey Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:27 pm

Replay of 1999 QF1 begins in 5 mins. Very Happy

Was Erica's appearance in the early 80's? She had a perfectly formed upper torso - that image is burnt onto my mammary....

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:31 pm

Where are those girls next door who get them out nowadays.
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Post by Pal Joey Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:35 pm

They do it anywhere, everywhere these days... sort of devalues the art of Erica.

(nothing worse than tattoos there... would be kind of off-putting I reckon. Unless it was a map or something useful to look at...)

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:39 pm

No they are the wannabe starlets, I mean the proper girls next door.
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Post by Pal Joey Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:16 pm

Oh I see. Yeah... where are they?
Those wannabe starlets are so unattractive in my eyes but each to their own I suppose.

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Post by Glas a du Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:07 pm

Unattractive, yet entertaining.
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Post by Pal Joey Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:10 am

Not really.... well for about 90 seconds only. Smile

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Post by Glas a du Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:45 am

If that's how long it takes you.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:49 am

Oral B is like a spelling bee but with a very different way of impressing the judges.

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Post by Glas a du Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:14 am

Is that like the oral exams we used to have at school?

P.s. Have you heard, Ken Clarke's penal system is broken. Ouch!
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:18 am

My favourite dessert is syrup sponge remanded in custardy.

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Post by Glas a du Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:47 am

Definitely better than having spotted-dick in custardy
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Post by Pal Joey Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:28 pm

Is it my tern again? What's she done now?

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Post by Glas a du Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:08 pm

Fancy a bit of rollypolly now mind.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:28 pm

Or lemon meringue π.

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Post by Glas a du Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:09 pm

Julia Gillard called Bob Brown into her office one day and said "Bob, I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win the country voters."

"Good idea Leader, how will we go about it?” asked Brown.

"Well", said Gillard, "We’ll get ourselves one of those Driza-Bone coats, some RM Williams boots, a stick and an Akubra hat. Oh, and a Blue Heeler cattle dog. Then we'll really look the part. We'll go to a typical old outback country pub and we'll show them how much we really enjoy the bush."

"Righto" said Brown.

Days later, all kitted out and with the requisite Blue Heeler, they set off from Canberra in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for and found a typical outback pub. They walked in with the dog and went up to the bar.

"G'day mate", said Gillard to the bartender, "Two middies of your best beer".

"Good afternoon Leader", said the bartender, "Two middies of our best coming up".

Gillard and Brown stood leaning on the bar drinking their beer and chatting, nodding now and again to whoever came into the bar for a drink. The dog lay quietly at their feet.

All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened and in came a grizzled old stockman, complete with stock whip. He walked up to the cattle dog, lifted its tail with the whip, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked back to the other bar. A few moments later in came another old stockman with his whip. He walked up to the dog and lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and went back to the other bar.

Over the course of the next hour or so another four or five stockmen came in and lifted the dog's tail, looked underneath and went away looking puzzled.

Eventually, Gillard and Brown could stand it no longer and called the barman over.

"Tell me" said Brown, "Why did all those old stockmen come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it an old outback custom?"

"Strewth no", said the barman. "Someone told 'em there was a cattle dog in the bar with two bumholes."
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Post by Gibson Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:14 pm

I wish I had steak. Then I could have steak and chips.

I wish I had chips...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:45 pm

A steak through my hart.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:01 pm

glas Laugh "At Home With Julia" premiered last night... 7/10

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Post by Glas a du Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:14 am

Updated classics:

music what do you get when you kiss a girl,
You get enough germs to catch Chlamydia
When you do
She'll text to dump ya
I'll never fall in love again...music
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Post by Pal Joey Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:26 am

What breed of sheep do you have glas? Long haired ones?

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