The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:06 pm

Feel free to drink the house dry

by **Galted** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 5:07 pm

Feel free to drink the house dry
or smoke if you prefer being high

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Apr 2013, 5:12 pm

Feel free to drink the house dry
or smoke if you prefer being high
Or snort or inject

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:38 am

Feel free to drink the house dry
or smoke if you prefer being high
Or snort or inject
Ive come to expect

by **Pal Joey** Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:46 am

Feel free to drink the house dry
or smoke if you prefer being high
Or snort or inject
Ive come to expect
None of you... to ever comply

by **Kenny** Fri 19 Apr 2013, 2:59 pm

very good

by **Kenny** Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:00 pm

With a beer in my hand i am happy

by **Pal Joey** Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:03 pm

With a beer in my hand i am happy
as a baby bush rat in a nappy

by **Kenny** Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:07 pm

With a beer in my hand i am happy
as a baby bush rat in a nappy
so let no-one get in the way

by **Pal Joey** Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:16 pm

With a beer in my hand i am happy
as a baby bush rat in a nappy
so let no-one get in the way
unless you're up for a spray

by **Kenny** Fri 19 Apr 2013, 3:20 pm

With a beer in my hand i am happy
as a baby bush rat in a nappy
so let no-one get in the way
unless you're up for a spray
now get me another ! and make it snappy

by Guest Fri 19 Apr 2013, 4:52 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:05 pm

As my car sped along down the road

by **Pal Joey** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:28 am

As my car sped along down the road
I hit a Queensland Cane Toad

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 11:54 am

As my car sped along down the road
I hit a Queensland Cane Toad
My tyre's now green

by Shot 21 LCFC Sat 20 Apr 2013, 11:55 am

As my car sped along down the road
I hit a Queensland Cane Toad
My tyre's now green
I feel quite mean

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 11:57 am

As my car sped along down the road
I hit a Queensland Cane Toad
My tyre's now green
I feel quite mean
Cos the sound made me shoot my man load

by Shot 21 LCFC Sat 20 Apr 2013, 11:59 am

Please Leicester, beat Palace today

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 12:44 pm

Please Leicester, beat Palace today
If the don't I will come out as gay

by **Galted** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 1:48 pm

Please Leicester, beat Palace today
If they don't I will come out as gay
& grow me a 'tash

by Shot 21 LCFC Sat 20 Apr 2013, 1:55 pm

Please Leicester, beat Palace today
If they don't I will come out as gay
& grow me a 'tash
Some sh*t will get mashed

by **Galted** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 1:59 pm

Please Leicester, beat Palace today
If they don't I will come out as gay
& grow me a 'tash
Some sh*t will get mashed
Selhurst Park is a dump anyway

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 5:05 pm

Now Freekshow must make an admission

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 5:28 pm

Now Freekshow must make an admission
I'm in Brighton's deep waters and fishin'

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:06 pm

Now Freekshow must make an admission
I'm in Brighton's deep waters and fishin'
Do you have big rod?

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:12 pm

Now Freekshow must make an admission
I'm in Brighton's deep waters and fishin'
Do you have big rod?
It goes brown when I prod

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:15 pm

Now Freekshow must make an admission
I'm in Brighton's deep waters and fishin'
Do you have big rod?
It goes brown when I prod
I guess doggy's your favourite position.

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:16 pm

(one for the scrap book there!)

There's a fella I'm courting called Bob

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:22 pm

There's a fella I'm courting called Bob
Try cooking him corn on the cob

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:22 pm

There's a fella I'm courting called Bob
Try cooking him corn on the cob
Or give him a roast

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:23 pm

There's a fella I'm courting called Bob
Try cooking him corn on the cob
Or give him a roast
He'll like that the most

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:25 pm

There's a fella I'm courting called Bob
Try cooking him corn on the cob
Or give him a roast
He'll like that the most
Just last night I bounced hard on his bouncy castle

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:28 pm

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:29 pm

Think I'm bi cos I touched a girls bap

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:41 pm

Think I'm bi cos I touched a girls bap
I think you're confused, in a bit of a flap

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:42 pm

Think I'm bi cos I touched a girls bap
I think you're confused, in a bit of a flap
A fishy flap, yes?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:43 pm

Think I'm bi cos I touched a girls bap
I think you're confused, in a bit of a flap
A fishy flap, yes?
In a pool ful of cess

by **Galted** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 6:57 pm

Think I'm bi cos I touched a girls bap
I think you're confused, in a bit of a flap
A fishy flap, yes?
In a pool ful of cess
cos I quite fancy t1ts on a chap

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 7:01 pm

Galted has tickled the Freek

by **Galted** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 7:04 pm

Galted has tickled the Freek
he's been wanting to do that all week

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 7:07 pm

Galted has tickled the Freek
he's been wanting to do that all week
T'was well worth the wait

by **Galted** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 7:11 pm

Galted has tickled the Freek
he's been wanting to do that all week
T'was well worth the wait
now we're no longer straight

by Guest Sat 20 Apr 2013, 7:16 pm

Galted has tickled the Freek
he's been wanting to do that all week
T'was well worth the wait
now we're no longer straight
You're the only guy making me leak

by **Galted** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 7:17 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 20 Apr 2013, 11:25 pm

Do you two want a room ?

by Guest Sun 21 Apr 2013, 12:52 pm

Do you two want a room ?
Yes we do and a pink fluffy broom

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 21 Apr 2013, 8:13 pm

Do you two want a room ?
Yes we do and a pink fluffy broom
Do you want a long handle?

by Guest Sun 21 Apr 2013, 8:17 pm

Do you two want a room ?
Yes we do and a pink fluffy broom
Do you want a long handle?
I do and a candle

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 21 Apr 2013, 8:48 pm

Do you two want a room ?
Yes we do and a pink fluffy broom
Do you want a long handle?
I do and a candle
To lure Galted to his doom

by Guest Sun 21 Apr 2013, 9:09 pm

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