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Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

Some dreadfully dull Truss threads today
He likes to bring lists to the fray
I tend to ignore 'im
Rather than outwardly deplore him
Unlike the American way.

So the Queen's in the Emerald Isle

So the Queen's in the Emerald Isle
She hasn't been there for a while

So the Queen's in the Emerald Isle
She hasn't been there for a while
Sheng's there, with his flag

So the Queen's in the Emerald Isle
She hasn't been there for a while
Sheng's there, with his flag
And a nationalist mag

So the Queen's in the Emerald Isle
She hasn't been there for a while
Sheng's there, with his flag
And a nationalist mag
And an expression that's, frankly, hostile

D4 has a thread about myths

D4 has a thread about myths
"I'm miserable now" sang The Smiths

D4 has a thread about myths
"I'm miserable now" sang The Smiths
They probably were

D4 has a thread about myths
"I'm miserable now" sang The Smiths
They probably were
I'd have to concur

D4 has a thread about myths
"I'm miserable now" sang The Smiths
They probably were
I'd have to concur
They were playing, after all, Aberystwyth

azania, in discussing ' The Rock '

azania, in discussing ' The Rock '
Realised he'd look good in a smock

azania, in discussing ' The Rock '
Realised he'd look good in a smock
High heels and suspenders

azania, in discussing ' The Rock '
Realised he'd look good in a smock
High heels and suspenders
Are all wrestlers benders?

azania, in discussing ' The Rock '
Realised he'd look good in a smock
High heels and suspenders
Are all wrestlers benders?
Marciano, not Johnson, you c*ck.

Getting heated on the ' Manny news ' thread

Getting heated on the ' Manny news' thread
I thought we'd put all that nonsense to bed?

Getting heated on the ' Manny news' thread
I thought we'd put all that nonsense to bed?
With D4 around ?

Getting heated on the ' Manny news' thread
I thought we'd put all that nonsense to bed?
With D4 around ?
Pure nonsense abounds...

Getting heated on the ' Manny news' thread
I thought we'd put all that nonsense to bed?
With D4 around ?
Pure nonsense abounds....
I don't read it, I'd rather be dead

For one with no interest in Floyd / Manny

For one with no interest in Floyd / Manny
It's better to be caught with a tranny

HumanWindmill wrote:For one with no interest in Floyd / Manny
It's better to be caught with a tranny

They're big in Bangkok

For one with no interest in Floyd / Manny
It's better to be caught with a tranny
They're big in Bangkok
Running amok ( ! )

For one with no interest in Floyd / Manny
It's better to be caught with a tranny
They're big in Bangkok
Running amok ( ! )
With a willy where there should be a f***y

I've heard that's never bothered Union before

I've heard that's never bothered Union before
He's a man of the world, I am sure

I've heard that's never bothered Union before
He's a man of the world, I am sure.
From Bangkok, to Amsterdam

I've heard that's never bothered Union before
He's a man of the world, I am sure.
From Bangkok, to Amsterdam
Berlin and Potsdam

I've heard that's never bothered Union before
He's a man of the world, I am sure.
From Bangkok, to Amsterdam
Berlin and Potsdam.
He's never been adverse to a wh**e

I think it's rather obvious, wouldn't you agree?

I think it's rather obvious, wouldn't you agree?
Sounds like Green Giant, to me

I think it's rather obvious, wouldn't you agree?
Sounds like Green Giant, to me.
In the days before he and the bosses wife

I think it's rather obvious, wouldn't you agree?
Sounds like Green Giant, to me.
In the days before he and the bosses wife
the cause of the trouble and strife?

I think it's rather obvious, wouldn't you agree?
Sounds like Green Giant, to me.
In the days before he and the bosses wife
the cause of the trouble and strife?.
And a P45 he was given, for free

I am ducking Naz, 37

I am ducking Naz, 37
Who is older than Ian, 11

I am ducking Naz, 37
Who is older than Ian, 11
And Dave, 39

I am ducking Naz, 37
Who is older than Ian, 11
And Dave, 39
Is doing just fine

I am ducking Naz, 37
Who is older than Ian, 11
And Dave, 39
Is doing just fine.
Said spring, was he sent from heaven?

Akinwande, known as a clincher

Akinwande, known as a clincher
Was also an avid bottom pincher

Akinwande, known as a clincher
Was also an avid bottom pincher
He liked to noodle

Akinwande, known as a clincher
Was also an avid bottom pincher
He liked to noodle
The whole caboodle

Akinwande, known as a clincher
Was also an avid bottom pincher
He liked to noodle
The whole caboodle
With a poodle, and Doberman Pincer

So Clev vs Braehmer is no more

So Clev vs Braehmer is no more
Leaving a few of us sore

So Clev vs Braehmer is no more
Leaving a few of us sore
I'm two stone too heavy

So Clev vs Braehmer is no more
Leaving a few of us sore
I'm two stone too heavy
So Abergavenny