Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

I heard voices and saw something spooky
Said a nutter, by name of Ibeabuchi
A reverse linear legend
Of Nigerian wedgyin'

I heard voices and saw something spooky
Said a nutter, by name of Ibeabuchi
A reverse linear legend
Of Nigerian wedgyin'
He drives a pink Swift (by Suzuki)

That one was pretty impressive

That one was pretty impressive
Took a while to become that expressive

That one was pretty impressive
Took a while to become that expressive
But the answer was swift

That one was pretty impressive
Took a while to become that expressive
But the answer was swift
At (not to be sniffed)

That one was pretty impressive
Took a while to become that expressive
But the answer was swift
At (not to be sniffed)
Of course not, that being excessive

Carl Froch has that dodgy East European look.

Carl Froch has that dodgy East European look
Slavic cheek-bones and a nose with a hook?

Carl Froch has that dodgy East European look
Slavic cheek-bones and a nose with a hook?
Punching above his weight?

Carl Froch has that dodgy East European look
Slavic cheek-bones and a nose with a hook?
Punching above his weight?
He'll make Johnson "The late"

Carl Froch has that dodgy East European look
Slavic cheek-bones and a nose with a hook?
Punching above his weight?
He'll make Johnson "The late"
And take his wife home to read a book.

I was certain you were gonna be rude

I was certain you were gonna be rude
Don't think he's that kind of dude

I was certain you were gonna be rude
Don't think he's that kind of dude
Our Sean? Ooh, he is

I was certain you were gonna be rude
Don't think he's that kind of dude
Our Sean? Ooh, he is
in fact some people call him the biz

I was certain you were gonna be rude
Don't think he's that kind of dude
Our Sean? Ooh, he is
in fact some people call him the biz
(Those people's judgement is skewed)

Union cane for 606 Prime minister I say
That's If he stays on here another day.
Will he stay I can't be sure..
For last time he cried and said no more
The rumour! he's grown some rocks, hip hooray!!

The perils of a late night sherry

The perils of a late night sherry
Render miserable one who was merry

The perils of a late night sherry
Render miserable one who was merry
Looks like Truss had a glass

The perils of a late night sherry
Render miserable one who was merry
Looks like Truss had a glass
And dozed off, alas

The perils of a late night sherry
Render miserable one who was merry
Looks like Truss had a glass
And dozed off, alas.
Ended up in Londonderry.

Sherry tastes better served with orange
Said the landlord, repairing the bar hinge

Sherry tastes better served with orange
Said the landlord, repairing the bar hinge
Windy got over that tricky rhyme
( Though 'twas hardly sublime )

Orange / legend is a bit of a stretch

Orange / legend is a bit of a stretch
Unless you're the great Pone Kingpetch

Orange / legend is a bit of a stretch
Unless you're the great Pone Kingpetch
In which case, it's said

Orange / legend is a bit of a stretch
Unless you're the great Pone Kingpetch
In which case, it's said
He left them for dead

Orange / legend is a bit of a stretch
Unless you're the great Pone Kingpetch
In which case, it's said
He left them for dead
And buried them all at the Vetch

So Amir is going to fight Zab

So Amir is going to fight Zab
Who'll keep him at bay with the jab
I met Zab in Vegas

So Amir is going to fight Zab
Who'll keep him at bay with the jab
I met Zab in Vegas
A guest of Noriega's?

So Amir is going to fight Zab
Who'll keep him at bay with the jab
I met Zab in Vegas
A guest of Noriega's?
Not sure, but the two shared a cab

Will Khan make Zab dance like a chicken?

Will Khan make Zab dance like a chicken?
And give him a pretty good lickin'

Will Khan make Zab dance like a chicken?
And give him a pretty good lickin'
He nearly got one off me
He was not very friendly

Will Khan make Zab dance like a chicken?
And give him a pretty good lickin'
He nearly got one off me
He was not very friendly
Be wary of the company you're pickin'

My Reverse Linear thread is complete

My Reverse Linear thread is complete.
And despite the abuse, it's al-reet

My Reverse Linear thread is complete.
And despite the abuse, it's al-reet
I still don't understand

My Reverse Linear thread is complete.
And despite the abuse, it's al-reet
I still don't understand
Is your brain made of sand?

My Reverse Linear thread is complete.
And despite the abuse, it's al-reet
I still don't understand
Is your brain made of sand?
No, but I am thick as pig sheet

So the line takes us right back to Sullivan

So the line takes us right back to Sullivan
An excellent place to begin again

So the line takes us right back to Sullivan
An excellent place to begin again
Though this one is Paddy

So the line takes us right back to Sullivan
An excellent place to begin again
Though this one is Paddy.
Union, who's ya daddy?

So the line takes us right back to Sullivan
An excellent place to begin again
Though this one is Paddy.
Union, who's ya daddy?
Fabulous efforts - why sully them ?

With a 'tache that he twirled o'er his foe,

With a 'tache that he twirled o'er his foe,
And demeanour of Edgar Allan Poe