The Culture Cup round 6

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Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice.  Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way?  Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road.  Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:the resident Kiwis all chipping in to say how thoroughly super and honourable they are.

Did they mention how partial they are to a plate of Fush and Chups?

  

Fush and chups are choice, bro.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley is too busy buying scented candles and a waterproof pillow for his next bath night.

He should move the bath into his surveillance room. He can then read and soak whilst monitoring TSMR's movements around Rotherham.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley is too busy buying scented candles and a waterproof pillow for his next bath night.

He should move the bath into his surveillance room. He can then read and soak whilst monitoring TSMR's movements around Rotherham.

I've always wondered on the etymology of TSMR, I must have been absent from that particular thread, more than likely a boxing one.

The Sweet Mrs Rowley I think.

There also TIMC who was The Imaginery Mrs Cane. Haven't heard from Union for a long time.

I think it is actually The Saintly Mrs Rowley, isn't it?

It was me that coined The Imaginary Mrs Cane. I miss Union.

Galted, using the word 'etymology' is f*cking brilliant. I like to learn a new word per week so thanks to you.

No problem, Tino and thanks to you and michaels for your swift responses and the additional, unsolicited, information.

There was also a poster called HTF who was going to post a picture of his Missus's bangers.Had some of the older boys quite excited for a period.

What's the origin of the word 'etymology'?

seanmichaels wrote:There was also a poster called HTF who was going to post a picture of his Missus's bangers.Had some of the older boys quite excited for a period.

Scottrf pestered me for pictures of my wife via PM years ago.

And people call me a stalker.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:There was also a poster called HTF who was going to post a picture of his Missus's bangers.Had some of the older boys quite excited for a period.

Scottrf pestered me for pictures of my wife via PM years ago.

And people call me a stalker.

Ha ha. He was funny but seemed embittered by his (enforced?) absence.

Seems our scottish friend was chief perve back in the day

comment by superflyweight (U13930484)
posted Nov 9, 2009

Sorry to see you leave HTF - but glad to hear you're alright (I did post a comment asking if anyone had heard from you as I was worried that your heart had packed in after another round of dressing up bedroom games at your house).

I presume there is no chance of ever seeing those photos then?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:There was also a poster called HTF who was going to post a picture of his Missus's bangers.Had some of the older boys quite excited for a period.

Scottrf pestered me for pictures of my wife via PM years ago.

And people call me a stalker.

Scottrf was working for mythbusters at the time - nothing stalkerish about him.

F*ck you, Shah.

seanmichaels wrote:

Seems our scottish friend was chief perve back in the day

I've always thought super was a bit of perv. He is way too quick to accuse other people of being 'rapey'. I think it is almost certainly self-confessional.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you, Shah.

The evidence mounts although you probably wouldn't know anything about mounting

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you, Shah.

The evidence mounts although you probably wouldn't know anything about mounting

It's a big thing with snow on top.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you, Shah.

The evidence mounts although you probably wouldn't know anything about mounting

It's a big thing with snow on top.

Your son using you as a frame for his snowman again?

Boring git:

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seanmichaels wrote:Boring git:

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Poor Rowley, TSMR is angry and the only one interested in him is Seanmicheals

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:There was also a poster called HTF who was going to post a picture of his Missus's bangers.Had some of the older boys quite excited for a period.

Scottrf pestered me for pictures of my wife via PM years ago.

And people call me a stalker.

In the end I provided him with them.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:There was also a poster called HTF who was going to post a picture of his Missus's bangers.Had some of the older boys quite excited for a period.

Scottrf pestered me for pictures of my wife via PM years ago.

And people call me a stalker.

In the end I provided him with them.

Pretty good though, right?

seanmichaels wrote:Boring git:

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I have absolutely nothing to say for myself Sean, also can't reveal too much of yourself, there are a lot of little stalkerish w*nkers round here.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:There was also a poster called HTF who was going to post a picture of his Missus's bangers.Had some of the older boys quite excited for a period.

Scottrf pestered me for pictures of my wife via PM years ago.

And people call me a stalker.

In the end I provided him with them.

Pretty good though, right?

Julius is a photoshop expert

What have you got planned for tonight, Jeff?

Dash home from work, air kiss TSMR on both cheeks, hang your m*n-bag up and then skip upstairs for a lovely warm Radox bath?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What have you got planned for tonight, Jeff?  

Dash home from work, air kiss TSMR on both cheeks, hang your m*n-bag up and then skip upstairs for a lovely warm Radox bath?

This is why people call you a stalker Tino

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What have you got planned for tonight, Jeff?  

Dash home from work, air kiss TSMR on both cheeks, hang your m*n-bag up and then skip upstairs for a lovely warm Radox bath?

This is why people call you a stalker Tino

This is only extrapolating out information that Jeff has already provided.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What have you got planned for tonight, Jeff?  

Dash home from work, air kiss TSMR on both cheeks, hang your m*n-bag up and then skip upstairs for a lovely warm Radox bath?

  I'll give you that.

Mrs Windows is Canadian isn't she? Does she have big arms like my lesbian neighbour?

Do Men of the North make their own scented bath oils like they make their own gravy?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What have you got planned for tonight, Jeff?  

Dash home from work, air kiss TSMR on both cheeks, hang your m*n-bag up and then skip upstairs for a lovely warm Radox bath?

This is why people call you a stalker Tino

This is only extrapolating out information that Jeff has already provided.

Its the encyclopaedic retaining of information regarding Rowley's camp possessions and bathing habits that worries us. Galted has been so scared he hasn't had a bath since he met you. His lack of bathing beforehand though is unexplained.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mrs Windows is Canadian isn't she? Does she have big arms like my lesbian neighbour?

No, anatomically she is in proportion.

A bit intense though. All Canadians are like that.

Galted wrote:Do Men of the North make their own scented bath oils like they make their own gravy?

Yes, we fart into a balloon and slowly release it into the water.

Galted wrote:Do Men of the North make their own scented bath oils like they make their own gravy?

Made a nice gravy the other weekend. Couple of sticks of Celery, bay leaves, a couple of carrots, onion and a few apples. In the roasting tin with the meat and a can of strongbow. When meat is done remove, mash remaining contents and sieve the juices. Marvellous.

Have been off sick today Tina, so tonight will be as sedentary as possible. TSMR is out wiht work though so no air kissing required.

Rowley wrote:Have been off sick today Tina, so tonight will be as sedentary as possible. TSMR is out wiht work though so no air kissing required.

Mis-read. I thought you said she at work.

Not sure I understand the question Sean

Rowley wrote:Have been off sick today Tina, so tonight will be as sedentary as possible. TSMR is out wiht work though so no air kissing required.

Sorry to hear that, Jeff. I feel a bit bad for goading you today.

Get well soon old boy.

Following property website Zoopla's decision not to renew their sponsorship, which expires at the end of the season, shipping company FCL Global Forwarding, the University of Wolverhampton, German outdoor clothing company Jack Wolfskin and Holler Watches are reviewing their deals with the club.

seanmichaels wrote:German outdoor clothing company Jack Wolfskin

Jack Wolfskin spokesperson, Galted said

Galted von Galted wrote: We are happy to sponsor WBA and in no way do we Germans care about any anti-semitic goal celebrations.  They really need to stop being so sensitive.  

Don't worry about it Tina, you weren't to know and I am far from deaths door. Am just pondering whether a kebab will make me feel better this evening. My better instincts tell me not but you never know.

Rowley wrote:Don't worry about it Tina, you weren't to know and I am far from deaths door. Am just pondering whether a kebab will make me feel better this evening. My better instincts tell me not but you never know.

I always get ill after a few days off drinking. Have a brandy or 2.

They can just about stomach a jew hating French Muslim but dear God we won't have him AND Galted endorsing our product

Rowley wrote:Don't worry about it Tina, you weren't to know and I am far from deaths door. Am just pondering whether a kebab will make me feel better this evening. My better instincts tell me not but you never know.

That's probably why you're ill. Too many salad sandwiches and not enough takeaway.

You may have stumbled across something there Sean, have significantly cut down on booze in the new year, have stopped smoking and am eating healthier. This is my second bug since those changes, may have to go out and buy some crack.

Buy? BUY???????

My God it's worse than I thought.

Rowley wrote:You may have stumbled across something there Sean, have significantly cut down on booze in the new year, have stopped smoking and am eating healthier. This is my second bug since those changes, may have to go out and buy some crack.

Smoking as well? That'll be the cause. Chest infection?

Always feel if you make your body too healthy you're asking for trouble. It is a bit like travellers, you only ever see them on nice country roads / estates these days.

seanmichaels wrote:
It is a bit like travellers, you only ever see them on nice country roads / estates these days.

We had some travellers roll into our village years ago. They parked up on the edge of a farmers field on some disputed land. After petitioning to various people for months the farmer and the community action group finally got rid of them at which point the farmer used his tractor to drop a massive boulder along the access path so no vehicles could get down it. The police promptly turned up the very next day and arrested him for breaking some minor public access law!

It was hilarious, the village was up in arms. The old dears on the church committee were preparing to burn down the local council offices in disgust.

Shocking what they get away with.

seanmichaels wrote:Shocking what they get away with.

I know, some old people are vicious.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Shocking what they get away with.

I know, some old people are vicious.  

And some young ones...

   

Give you that one.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Shocking what they get away with.

I know, some old people are vicious.  

On behalf of old people....

Sorry, what was I saying?