The Culture Cup round 6

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Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice.  Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way?  Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road.  Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

Rowley wrote:I am not going to go running Tina, ever. I have bought a bike though. Will have to take it out of the shed at some point.

Is it a Raleigh Chopper?

No, it is quite a serious one, has lots of gears and the like, says Cube on it if that helps.

What a terrible shame. I had a lovely image of you whizzing round Rotherham on your Chopper shouting obscenities at young kids who step in your way.

It certainly makes for a nicer image than a fat bloke wheezing and sweating his way round an industrial estate after about half a mile of not too arduous bike riding, which I fear is the more accurate image you should have.

You make me laugh periodically so I don't care if you're a fat bloater.

I am not that shallow, Jeff.

Rowley wrote:I am not going to go running Tina, ever. I have bought a bike though. Will have to take it out of the shed at some point.

If you take it out of the shed, then put it back in the shed, you'll use up twice the calories.

Rowley was the envy of Rotherham.

Too thin.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Too thin.

Rowley was the envy of Rotherham.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Too thin.

Very true, belter of a beard/tache combination though.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Too thin.

Very true, belter of a beard/tache combination though.

Known as bugger grips in my world.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Too thin.

Rowley was the envy of Rotherham.

Better but I believe Jeff currently sports a beard.

seriously quiet on here today...

I think an exclamation mark was in order there, Tino!

Scared the sh!t out me, you b@stard.

Galted wrote:I think an exclamation mark was in order there, Tino!

Or even an interrobang.

Don't think an interrobang would've worked!  One needs to be sure of oneself when frightening others!  Imagine a ghost using a tentative "boo" when it leaps out at an unsuspecting house buyer!  What the f**k were you thinking, Tino‽

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I think an exclamation mark was in order there, Tino!

Or even an interrobang.

Is that when you attempt ask your son why money has been disappearing from your wallet and he punches you in the face?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I think an exclamation mark was in order there, Tino!

Or even an interrobang.

Is that when you attempt ask your son why money has been disappearing from your wallet and he punches you in the face?

Although that is rather witty, it is complete b*llocks. Maybe to a blunt object like you, Shah, physical retribution is the only degree of revenge. Me? I am cleverer than that (you). Who do you think will be laughing last when he is only kid in class that can't go on the school trip.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I think an exclamation mark was in order there, Tino!

Or even an interrobang.

Is that when you attempt ask your son why money has been disappearing from your wallet and he punches you in the face?

Although that is rather witty, it is complete b*llocks.  Maybe to a blunt object like you, Shah, physical retribution is the only degree of revenge.  Me?  I am cleverer than that (you).  Who do you think will be laughing last when he is only kid in class that can't go on the school trip.

Social services?

Nice font.

I need an ertha but the cleaners are on the first floor.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I think an exclamation mark was in order there, Tino!

Or even an interrobang.

Is that when you attempt ask your son why money has been disappearing from your wallet and he punches you in the face?

Although that is rather witty, it is complete b*llocks.  Maybe to a blunt object like you, Shah, physical retribution is the only degree of revenge.  Me?  I am cleverer than that (you).  Who do you think will be laughing last when he is only kid in class that can't go on the school trip.

If his behaviour with you is any indication - he probably won't be allowed on the trip anyway. Stop taking credit for his teachers courage

ShahenshahG wrote:Stop taking credit for his teachers courage

  

Does Mrs Windows have dinner ready for you on your return from work?

seanmichaels wrote:Does Mrs Windows have dinner ready for you on your return from work?

Nope. I ate in the canteen so I don't need dinner. Just a sandwich or some cereal tonight.

You?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Does Mrs Windows have dinner ready for you on your return from work?

Nope.  I ate in the canteen so I don't need dinner.  Just a sandwich or some cereal tonight.

You?

What? No dinner? Couldn't deal with that....

I do all the cooking so it is pretty much ready when she gets in at 7-7.30ish. I was asking as I had visions of Eodipus gobbing on your food when told to put Daddy's plate in the oven to keep warm.

I have my main meal at lunchtime. In our canteen (which is free, by the way).

Much healthier to have your main meal at lunchtime.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I have my main meal at lunchtime.  In our canteen (which is free, by the way).  

Much healthier to have your main meal at lunchtime.

Yeah but a bottle of wine with cornflakes?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I have my main meal at lunchtime.  In our canteen (which is free, by the way).  

Much healthier to have your main meal at lunchtime.

Yeah but a bottle of wine with cornflakes?

I don't drink from Monday to Thursday, unless I'm out.

Sunday?

seanmichaels wrote:Sunday?

His kids take him out to mcdonalds

seanmichaels wrote:Sunday?

Yep.

I usually have a couple of polite glasses of whisky on a Friday night (15 year old single malt Dalwhinnie is favourite at the moment) and then a few beers and some wine on Saturday and Sunday night.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Sunday?

Yep.

I usually have a couple of polite glasses of whisky on a Friday night (15 year old single malt Dalwhinnie is favourite at the moment) and then a few beers and some wine on Saturday and Sunday night.

oooooh - culture!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Sunday?

Yep.

I usually have a couple of polite glasses of whisky on a Friday night (15 year old single malt Dalwhinnie is favourite at the moment) and then a few beers and some wine on Saturday and Sunday night.

oooooh - culture!

That is a terribly camp post, Julius.

oooooh - matron!

That is a terribly butch post, Julius.

Have any of you seen the lion whisperer?

No, why, have you lost him?

JuliusHMarx wrote:No, why, have you lost him?

Nah, he's on that you tube. I suggest you find a quiet moment this evening and watch it. I had had a few ciders but it was moving

I spend my evenings thinking of insults to hurl at Tino. It takes me all week to think of a half-decent one, which is odd given that he's such an easy target.

JuliusHMarx wrote:It takes me all week to think of a half-decent one

I can't wait to read it.

Late on here yesterday.

Sh!t the bed, super?

No - I've given up drinking for the rest of the month.