The Culture Cup round 6

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I think I'll upset Jeff now and say that Blackberry Way is a better song than Waterloo Sunset.

Why would the fact you're a moron upset me?

As an aside though another Move song, Flowers in the Rain was the first song ever played on Radio One.

That could and should have been posted on me remarkably unpopular Music anecdotes thread....

Sean, if the thread had been called useless music trivia it almost certainly would have been. I have any number of such facts I could amaze you good people with.

Hit me.

Happily, the first Spice Girls Single not to go to Number 1 was Stop, it was kept off top spot by Run DMC vs Jason Nevins - It's Like That.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Would it help to know that when I play tennis I will remove any ladybirds that I spot on the court, before commencing play?

Only because you want a less formidable opponent

Still no Galted. This is an infinitely more worrying development than windows' disappearance earlier in the week.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Would it help to know that when I play tennis I will remove any ladybirds that I spot on the court, before commencing play?

It would have helped, but now I have an image of you in very small and tight white shorts and I can't get rid of it.

seanmichaels wrote:Still no Galted. This is an infinitely more worrying development than windows' disappearance earlier in the week.

I did my job with Tino and he was at an egg and spoon race. Galted has probably taken viagra and is now cracking off.

seanmichaels wrote:Still no Galted. This is an infinitely more worrying development than windows' disappearance earlier in the week.

You are very infatuated by him, aren't you?

It is rather sweet. Like a little puppy yapping at his feet.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Would it help to know that when I play tennis I will remove any ladybirds that I spot on the court, before commencing play?

It would have helped, but now I have an image of you in very small and tight white shorts and I can't get rid of it.

Urghhh!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Would it help to know that when I play tennis I will remove any ladybirds that I spot on the court, before commencing play?

It would have helped, but now I have an image of you in very small and tight white shorts and I can't get rid of it.

Urghhh!

I agree.

I mention tennis and you start imagining me in small tight white shorts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it does gives us an insight into your psyche.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Still no Galted. This is an infinitely more worrying development than windows' disappearance earlier in the week.

You are very infatuated by him, aren't you?

It is rather sweet.  Like a little puppy yapping at his feet.

I worry as despite his attire, he lacks basic survival skills outside his flat / IT department. He's also funnier than you.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I mention tennis and you start imagining me in small tight white shorts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it does gives us an insight into your psyche.

I won't have been the only one.

Quite possibly the only one strong enough to admit it though.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I mention tennis and you start imagining me in small tight white shorts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it does gives us an insight into your psyche.

I picture Strawberries and Cream and middle class bell ends I would not want to spend my time with.

seanmichaels wrote:He's also funnier than you.

I agree. Although not as funny as Gordy.

It just hurts as I remember the days you used to be infatuated by me and follow me around like a lost dog. How quickly your affections turn, sean.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I mention tennis and you start imagining me in small tight white shorts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it does gives us an insight into your psyche.

I picture Strawberries and Cream and middle class bell ends I would not want to spend my time with.

Interesting. Tell me about your childhood.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I mention tennis and you start imagining me in small tight white shorts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it does gives us an insight into your psyche.

I picture Strawberries and Cream and middle class bell ends I would not want to spend my time with.

Interesting. Tell me about your childhood.

Coal, flat-caps, whippets and frugality.

That should sum it up.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I mention tennis and you start imagining me in small tight white shorts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it does gives us an insight into your psyche.

I picture Strawberries and Cream and middle class bell ends I would not want to spend my time with.

Interesting. Tell me about your childhood.

Not a lot to tell Julius, did not get out of the cellar too much.

Cellar! I used to dream of a Cellar... Etc

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I mention tennis and you start imagining me in small tight white shorts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it does gives us an insight into your psyche.

I picture Strawberries and Cream and middle class bell ends I would not want to spend my time with.

I picture the tennis coach with her long flowing blonde hair, short mini skirt and an arris like a peach.

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I mention tennis and you start imagining me in small tight white shorts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it does gives us an insight into your psyche.

I picture Strawberries and Cream and middle class bell ends I would not want to spend my time with.

I picture the tennis coach with her long flowing blonde hair, short mini skirt and an arris like a peach.

Getting drooled at by middle-class bell ends in tight white shorts.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I mention tennis and you start imagining me in small tight white shorts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it does gives us an insight into your psyche.

I picture Strawberries and Cream and middle class bell ends I would not want to spend my time with.

I picture the tennis coach with her long flowing blonde hair, short mini skirt and an arris like a peach.

Getting drooled at by middle-class bell ends in tight white shorts.

Who are caring enough to remove ladybirds from the court before playing.

Bread roll and a block of cheese. Supplemented by a soup from the coffe machine. Luckily it is a fat bird's 40th so I can graze on sausage rolls / cake all afternoon.

Jacket potato with Chicken Tikka. Quite looking forward to it.

pizza with ketchup and a can of relentless

Swan stuffed with truffles.

Tennis coach with long flowing blonde hair

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Swan stuffed with truffles.

Slumming it today Tina?

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Swan stuffed with truffles.

Slumming it today Tina?

Yeah, bit short of cash.  Had to lay off one of the butlers this morning.

Hope things are OK, those fluctations in the price of cocaine can be a crippler can't they?

Fish, Chips, Peas and gravy... Nice

Rowley wrote:Hope things are OK, those fluctations in the price of cocaine can be a crippler can't they?

I am not giving up my nose-bag. The kids will have to do without food.

Some things you just can't sacrifice.

Thanks for noticing that I was missing, michaels.  You'll be proud to know that you were correct and, for part of my absence, I was buying a tray of Creme Parisiennes fairly near Tottenham Court Road.  I also bought a delicious honeydew pearl tea with tapioca balls up the road from Oxford Circus.

During my morning travels I was involved in an episode that should be hugely inspirational to Rowley: at the Victoria Station Marks and Spencer I bought a cheese roll, rrp £2.35.  The cashier charged me for a tuna roll and I paid only £1.30.  Thus, I have an extra £1.05 to spend on crisps and coal.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Hope things are OK, those fluctations in the price of cocaine can be a crippler can't they?

I am not giving up my nose-bag.  The kids will have to do without food.

Some things you just can't sacrifice.

Nose-bag? Surely your face must have healed by now?

It was me that noticed first.

But sean will be happy. He missed you desperately.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It was me that noticed first.

But sean will be happy.  He missed you desperately.  

Sean was just desperate for an excuse to go on another bender, you've robbed him of meaning in his life galted

Galted wrote:Thanks for noticing that I was missing, michaels.  You'll be proud to know that you were correct and, for part of my absence, I was buying a tray of Creme Parisiennes....

Verdict?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Thanks for noticing that I was missing, michaels.  You'll be proud to know that you were correct and, for part of my absence, I was buying a tray of Creme Parisiennes....

Verdict?

He was buying them for Valentines day, not sure even Galted would give them to a lady with ones missing.

4pm finish, 8 cans of Tesco Dry Cider and 250g extra lean beef mince. Enjoyable evening ahead.

seanmichaels wrote:4pm finish, 8 cans of Tesco Dry Cider and 250g extra lean beef mince. Enjoyable evening ahead.

Out from work this evening. Guinness.

Local Duke and Duchess over for evening supper.

Chateau Latour 1982.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Local Duke and Duchess over for evening supper.

Chateau Latour 1982.

Nothing better in the cellar?

seanmichaels wrote:Nothing better in the cellar?

Dead hookers...

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Local Duke and Duchess over for evening supper.

Chateau Latour 1982.

Nothing better in the cellar?

Yes but I save that for when I have either the Royal Family or Julius over for tea.

rick_dagless wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Nothing better in the cellar?

Dead hookers...

I can envisage a silent witness scenario where bodies are found in his cellar and the butler becomes the prime suspect only for a late plot twist revealing his psycho son has been doing it whilst Tina covered it all up.

One bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale that's been sat in the fridge since Christmas and then pass out at 8. Had a combined total of 4 hours sleep last two nights as my daughter has croup and I've to sit in a rocking chair while she sleeps on my shoulder.

Superfly is a lawyer, I would employ him to get me off.

He must be pretty good at it living in Scotland.

In Scotland it would be a "Buckfast Cellar"

rick_dagless wrote:In Scotland it would be a "Buckfast Cellar"

Then he could take a dip in his Irn Bru filled hot tub

They've banned Irn Bru in Canada
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25867613

JuliusHMarx wrote:They've banned Irn Bru in Canada
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25867613

P**fs.

Us Scots have been known to cobine two of our favourite beverages, Buckfast and carbonated drinks, by adding Buckfast to a sodastream to make "Buckfast Sodastream".

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:They've banned Irn Bru in Canada
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25867613

P**fs.  

Us Scots have been known to combine two of our favourite beverages, Whiskey and more Whiskey, by adding Whiskey to a glass to make a big whiskey.  

 

Fixed that for ya!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Superfly is a lawyer, I would employ him to get me off.

He must be pretty good at it living in Scotland.

Superflyweight - Lawyer by day and lady of loose morals by night