The Culture Cup round 6

by Rowley Mon 27 Jan 2014, 1:10 pm

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I think I'll upset Jeff now and say that Blackberry Way is a better song than Waterloo Sunset.

Why would the fact you're a moron upset me?

As an aside though another Move song, Flowers in the Rain was the first song ever played on Radio One.

That could and should have been posted on me remarkably unpopular Music anecdotes thread....

Sean, if the thread had been called useless music trivia it almost certainly would have been. I have any number of such facts I could amaze you good people with.

Hit me.

Happily, the first Spice Girls Single not to go to Number 1 was Stop, it was kept off top spot by Run DMC vs Jason Nevins - It's Like That.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:52 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We have got the Olympics on at the moment. They are doing some crazy skiing sh*t where they go down rails and ski backwards whilst flying off jumps. It's not real skiing, it is skateboarding on snow. Its b*llocks.

The women are staggering attractive though.

It is called slopestyle Windows. The men's and women's snowboard slopestyle was at the weekend. Very entertaining but the judging is as consistent and reliable as the BBBoC's.

Someone called Anna Segal was just on. She is quite nice but not even in the top 10 lookers I have seen this morning.

Standard is high.

How is Sylvia Bertagna doing. She really deserves a good run this year.

Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:54 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We have got the Olympics on at the moment. They are doing some crazy skiing sh*t where they go down rails and ski backwards whilst flying off jumps. It's not real skiing, it is skateboarding on snow. Its b*llocks.

The women are staggering attractive though.

It is called slopestyle Windows. The men's and women's snowboard slopestyle was at the weekend. Very entertaining but the judging is as consistent and reliable as the BBBoC's.

Someone called Anna Segal was just on. She is quite nice but not even in the top 10 lookers I have seen this morning.

Standard is high.

How is Sylvia Bertagna doing. She really deserves a good run this year.

Spoiler:

She did alright. Katie Summerhayes, the Brit, has literally just finished her second run. She is in 6th. She stacked it on her first run.

She is one of the uglier ones as well, unfortunately.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:02 am

It's all over. Dara Howell from Canada has just won gold. Some septic came second and another Canadian in bronze.

Ms Howell didn't win the Tino Cup of Fitness though. Not ugly by any means, but there has been better this morning.

by **Galted** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:02 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She did alright. Katie Summerhayes, the Brit, has literally just finished her second run. She is in 6th. She stacked it on her first run.

She is one of the uglier ones as well, unfortunately.

She can't be as bad as that Scottish curling bird who looked a bit like Ian Dowie.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:03 am

Summerhayes. Winter sports.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She did alright. Katie Summerhayes, the Brit, has literally just finished her second run. She is in 6th. She stacked it on her first run.

She is one of the uglier ones as well, unfortunately.

She can't be as bad as that Scottish curling bird who looked a bit like Ian Dowie.

sure you're not thinking of Claire Balding there?

by **Galted** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She did alright. Katie Summerhayes, the Brit, has literally just finished her second run. She is in 6th. She stacked it on her first run.

She is one of the uglier ones as well, unfortunately.

She can't be as bad as that Scottish curling bird who looked a bit like Ian Dowie.

sure you're not thinking of Claire Balding there?

Uncanny, michaels. Claire Balding did cross my mind for a few traumatic seconds.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:05 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She did alright. Katie Summerhayes, the Brit, has literally just finished her second run. She is in 6th. She stacked it on her first run.

She is one of the uglier ones as well, unfortunately.

She can't be as bad as that Scottish curling bird who looked a bit like Ian Dowie.

One of my bessie mates is nicknamed 'Dowie'. And it ain't for his intelligence.

He looks like his face has started to melt.

by Rowley Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:06 am

Galted, it is easier if you are going to southern Sweden to fly to Copenhagen and then head to the small port of Helinsborg from there it is a short ferry journey to the Swedish side and the port of Helsingor.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08 am

The Curler who looked like Colin Hendry is Rona Martin believe.

However the new curling team are pretty hot

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:18 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She did alright. Katie Summerhayes, the Brit, has literally just finished her second run. She is in 6th. She stacked it on her first run.

She is one of the uglier ones as well, unfortunately.

She can't be as bad as that Scottish curling bird who looked a bit like Ian Dowie.

One of my bessie mates is nicknamed 'Dowie'. And it ain't for his intelligence.

He looks like his face has started to melt.

I once stood at a urinal with Ian Dowie. He farted loudly.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:21 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She did alright. Katie Summerhayes, the Brit, has literally just finished her second run. She is in 6th. She stacked it on her first run.

She is one of the uglier ones as well, unfortunately.

She can't be as bad as that Scottish curling bird who looked a bit like Ian Dowie.

One of my bessie mates is nicknamed 'Dowie'. And it ain't for his intelligence.

He looks like his face has started to melt.

I once stood at a urinal with Ian Dowie. He farted loudly.

You sure it wasn't my mate?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:23 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She did alright. Katie Summerhayes, the Brit, has literally just finished her second run. She is in 6th. She stacked it on her first run.

She is one of the uglier ones as well, unfortunately.

She can't be as bad as that Scottish curling bird who looked a bit like Ian Dowie.

One of my bessie mates is nicknamed 'Dowie'. And it ain't for his intelligence.

He looks like his face has started to melt.

I once stood at a urinal with Ian Dowie. He farted loudly.

You sure it wasn't my mate?

Yes because his equally disfigured brother was with him. And Simon Jordan who's level of 'cockness' broke my cockometer.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:25 am

seanmichaels wrote:And Simon Jordan who's level of 'cockness' broke my cockometer.

He has hair like I used to have in the early 1990's. Bleach blond curtains.

They were the shizzle back then.

by Rowley Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:27 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
He has hair like I used to have in the early 1990's. Bleach blond curtains.

They were the shizzle back then.

Bet you looked a right bell end.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:28 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
He has hair like I used to have in the early 1990's. Bleach blond curtains.

They were the shizzle back then.

Bet you looked a right bell end.

Didn't you have bleached blond hair, once?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:33 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
He has hair like I used to have in the early 1990's. Bleach blond curtains.

They were the shizzle back then.

Bet you looked a right bell end.

Spoiler:

by Rowley Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34 am

I did indeed Tina. Did not have frigging curtains though. How do you know what hair I had, stalkerish little w@nker.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:36 am

Rowley wrote:How do you know what hair I had, stalkerish little w@nker.

Don't post things on 606v2 if you don't want me to remember them.

How is having a good memory being a stalker?

by **Galted** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:37 am

Rowley wrote:Galted, it is easier if you are going to southern Sweden to fly to Copenhagen and then head to the small port of Helinsborg from there it is a short ferry journey to the Swedish side and the port of Helsingor.

Thanks, Rowley. I've never been to Sweden before or to any places in Denmark apart from Copenhagen. I shall certainly bear the above in mind if I get a bit more adventurous.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:41 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:How do you know what hair I had, stalkerish little w@nker.

Don't post things on 606v2 if you don't want me to remember them.

How is having a good memory being a stalker?

In all fairness to LSW I remember Jeff reminiscing about his Gazza look and I have have short term memory loss.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:42 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:How do you know what hair I had, stalkerish little w@nker.

Don't post things on 606v2 if you don't want me to remember them.

How is having a good memory being a stalker?

In all fairness to LSW I remember Jeff reminiscing about his Gazza look and I have have short term memory loss.

Thanks seany. Jeff is just angry that he wasn't cool enough to grow his hair into curtains.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:43 am

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:Galted, it is easier if you are going to southern Sweden to fly to Copenhagen and then head to the small port of Helinsborg from there it is a short ferry journey to the Swedish side and the port of Helsingor.

Thanks, Rowley. I've never been to Sweden before or to any places in Denmark apart from Copenhagen. I shall certainly bear the above in mind if I get a bit more adventurous.

Can I just ask if the Copenhagen trip replaced Iceland. If so you're an ungrateful b'stard. We researched Iceland thoroughly for a week or 2.

by **Galted** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:50 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:Galted, it is easier if you are going to southern Sweden to fly to Copenhagen and then head to the small port of Helinsborg from there it is a short ferry journey to the Swedish side and the port of Helsingor.

Thanks, Rowley. I've never been to Sweden before or to any places in Denmark apart from Copenhagen. I shall certainly bear the above in mind if I get a bit more adventurous.

Can I just ask if the Copenhagen trip replaced Iceland. If so you're an ungrateful b'stard. We researched Iceland thoroughly for a week or 2.

Still planning on going to Reykjavik, has been put off until next winter. Wouldn't call it research though it was thorough.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:52 am

Thank F for this

Magician Paul Daniels, has now left his home in Wargrave, Berks, which is surrounded by water but not actually flooded.

"I put the waders on, I pulled Debbie out in a dinghy. It's not the water so much as the current. It's trying to take the shortest route."

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:59 am

You'll like this...

by Rowley Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:00 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Thanks seany. Jeff is just angry that he wasn't cool enough to grow his hair into curtains.

T'is true, hair goes curly and unmanageable if it gets longer than extremely short. Given your views on man bags can only begin to speculate where you stand on men using straighteners.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:01 am

Rowley wrote:can only begin to speculate where you stand on men using straighteners.

I would kill you, Jeff. I would hunt you down and kill you.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:02 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'll like this...

?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:03 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'll like this...

?

Someone put Sean out of his misery.

by Rowley Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:07 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:can only begin to speculate where you stand on men using straighteners.

I would kill you, Jeff. I would hunt you down and kill you.

I'd send you my address. I would deserve it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:09 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:can only begin to speculate where you stand on men using straighteners.

I would kill you, Jeff. I would hunt you down and kill you.

I'd send you my address. I would deserve it.

Strangely enough, Rotherham was on the TV last week. Don't suppose you watch The Rugby Club on Sky do you? It is Union so doubt you do, but Rotherham are doing rather well in the Championship and were featured on it. Panned around the city center and some church somewhere.

by Rowley Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:15 am

It's a town Tina, hate those towns with delusions of grandeur. Is a s*it hole isn't it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:18 am

Didn't see enough of it but it looked alright. Perhaps Sky only showed the nice bit.

And the rugby team got absolutely thumped at the weekend.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:18 am

Thoughts on the rugby Tina? Think we're looking like an improving outfit.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:Thoughts on the rugby Tina? Think we're looking like an improving outfit.

Yep, pretty optimistic actually. Forward pack is young and developing nicely with lots of strength in depth. Have two front row Lions amongst the replacements at the moment. Parling to come back in to add to the bench.

Signs that Farrel is going to play much flatter these days, 12Trees starting to find his feet. Tuilagi, Yarde and Wade all to come back amongst the squad.

Lots to be positive about. Ireland at home is a real test though.

by **Galted** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:26 am

While I was in Copenhagen I discovered that the scarf I got for my birthday is actually a woman's scarf.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:48 am

Don't see what Twelvetrees brings to the party and has the odd mistake in him.

Galted, a scarf is a unisex item unless it is one of those shawl things. I doubt anyone noticed. Did you visit Noma?

by Rowley Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Didn't see enough of it but it looked alright. Perhaps Sky only showed the nice bit.

They showed my living room?

by **Galted** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:51 am

seanmichaels wrote:Don't see what Twelvetrees brings to the party and has the odd mistake in him.

Galted, a scarf is a unisex item unless it is one of those shawl things. I doubt anyone noticed. Did you visit Noma?

Thanks. I'm sure I noticed people laughing but that may have been at something else.

Didn't visit Noma but went past it on the boat trip.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:53 am

seanmichaels wrote:Don't see what Twelvetrees brings to the party and has the odd mistake in him.

Don't they all. Farrell made 3 in 5 minutes against Scotland. Who do you want at 12? Barritt? God help us all.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:53 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Didn't see enough of it but it looked alright. Perhaps Sky only showed the nice bit.

They showed my living room?

Yes. How an earth does TSMR do that with her leg?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:55 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Don't see what Twelvetrees brings to the party and has the odd mistake in him.

Don't they all. Farrell made 3 in 5 minutes against Scotland. Who do you want at 12? Barritt? God help us all.

In the absence of a kicking 12 someone like Tuilagi or preferably Burgess.

by **Galted** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:56 am

I used to play rugby at school. Once I was tackled into touch on the corner flag and our coach shouted "Galted! Use your pace and your power!", of which I had neither. My team and some of the opposition started laughing.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:02 pm

Galted, when posting, use your wit and knowledge.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:03 pm

Galted wrote:I used to play rugby at school. Once I was tackled into touch on the corner flag and our coach shouted "Galted! Use your pace and your power!", of which I had neither. My team and some of the opposition started laughing.

My funniest school rugby story was one of our players sustaining a ripped ball bag.

by Rowley Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Didn't see enough of it but it looked alright. Perhaps Sky only showed the nice bit.

They showed my living room?

Yes. How an earth does TSMR do that with her leg?

Practice Tina, want to keep a husband as great as me a woman tends to raise her game.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:08 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Didn't see enough of it but it looked alright. Perhaps Sky only showed the nice bit.

They showed my living room?

Yes. How an earth does TSMR do that with her leg?

Practice Tina, want to keep a husband as great as me a woman tends to raise her game.

TSMR can raise her game leg?

by **Galted** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:21 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted, when posting, use your wit and knowledge.

Very good.

PS- f*ck you, Julius.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:29 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Don't see what Twelvetrees brings to the party and has the odd mistake in him.

Don't they all. Farrell made 3 in 5 minutes against Scotland. Who do you want at 12? Barritt? God help us all.

In the absence of a kicking 12 someone like Tuilagi or preferably Burgess.

Assuming Burgess makes the transition. So you have Tuilagi at 12 and Burrell at 13? Again, God help us all. May as well not bother with wingers and just stick another couple of flankers out there.

You want to win the WC, you need to beat the SH teams. Statistics tell you you need to score 4 tries on average to do that. We won't do that with either Manu or Barritt at 12. You need a passer, preferably one with kicking game, something 36 can do.

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