The Culture Cup round 6

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I think I'll upset Jeff now and say that Blackberry Way is a better song than Waterloo Sunset.

Why would the fact you're a moron upset me?

As an aside though another Move song, Flowers in the Rain was the first song ever played on Radio One.

That could and should have been posted on me remarkably unpopular Music anecdotes thread....

Sean, if the thread had been called useless music trivia it almost certainly would have been. I have any number of such facts I could amaze you good people with.

Hit me.

Happily, the first Spice Girls Single not to go to Number 1 was Stop, it was kept off top spot by Run DMC vs Jason Nevins - It's Like That.

The thread telling everyone off seems to have sparked off some squabbling.

It did have the air of inevitability to it Galted, screw you system...

Rebels without a clue?

ShahenshahG wrote:

your wife left scratches on my back

Strangely enough, she said she had been sleeping with some Indian chap from Luton.

Or was it a Pakistani chap?  She wasn't sure as *they all the same from a distance.

*Copyright: seanmichaels.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

your wife left scratches on my back

Strangely enough, she said she had been sleeping with some Indian chap from Luton.

Or was it a Pakistani chap?  He wasn't sure as *they all the same from a distance.

*Copyright: seanmichaels.

So your wife IS the man of the house

Damn your eyes, Shah. Damn them forever.

Shah's been waiting for your return like a cat next to a mouse-hole.

He is like a f*cking trap-door spider.

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Galted wrote:The thread telling everyone off seems to have sparked off some squabbling.

On the bright side it is going to give me opportunity to disprove Tina's theory that I can no longer ban people.

Don't ban tino please, its rare that I can outwit anyone, those sort of imbeciles rarely come round twice.

ShahenshahG wrote:Don't ban tino please, its rare that I can outwit anyone, those sort of imbeciles rarely come round twice.

I can reinstate Gordy for you Shah.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Don't ban tino please, its rare that I can outwit anyone, those sort of imbeciles rarely come round twice.

I can reinstate Gordy for you Shah.

No.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Don't ban tino please, its rare that I can outwit anyone, those sort of imbeciles rarely come round twice.

I can reinstate Gordy for you Shah.

For the love of God, I might be slow occasionally but I am not as stupid as Gordy.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Don't ban tino please, its rare that I can outwit anyone, those sort of imbeciles rarely come round twice.

I can reinstate Gordy for you Shah.

For the love of God, I might be slow occasionally but I am not as stupid as Gordy.

I agree -Bravo I like how you heightened your own intelligence by comparing it to a rock

Keeping dry with my Tech by Tumi. Good gear.

seanmichaels wrote:Good gear.

But very dull.

I am keeping dry by staying inside.

I thought you'd been straitjacketed to keep you sober, I was going to commend your dedication/ lambast your obsession for typing your posts with your nose.

seanmichaels wrote:Keeping dry with my Tech by Tumi. Good gear.

I'd rather get wet.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Keeping dry with my Tech by Tumi. Good gear.

I'd rather get wet.

TSMR has been saying that for the duration of your marriage.

Perhaps stay inside and get wet as well :-

But no, no, no, you say
"I wanna stay in and get wet with you."
Why do you take the opposite view?

It's raining men, hallelujah it's raining men....

10 Michaels points for the correct answer. Name the song as well as the 3 bands that made this group:

'I've been walking in the rain just to get wet on purpose'

Money is on jeff.

Getting Away With It
New Order, Electronic, The Smiths

Electronic is one of them.

Damn your eyes as well, Julius.

And you got all of them.

Were Electronic made up of people from 3 groups? Did I miss one?

Mostly correct but... Electronic is the band but i'm looking for another in addition to Smiths and New Order (not Joy Division) that made it up for this song.

The Pet Shop Boys, believe Neil Tennent did the backing vocals.

Northern Line?

Robson and Jerome?

Oh, the Pet Shop Boys. I'm quite happy to have forgotten that.

Rowley wrote:The Pet Shop Boys, believe Neil Tennent did the backing vocals.

Easy money.

Ok for 15 MP's name the song and 3 bands that resulted from this band:

What a good place to be don't believe her
'Cause they speak a different language
And it's never really happened to me

Happy hour

Beautiful South

Fatboy slim

Stuck after that...

rick_dagless wrote:Happy hour

Beautiful South

Fatboy slim

...

You can have the song title and Beautiful South. Looking for 2 more as I don't class FS as a band.

There are more Rick, when he left the Housemartins Norman Cook also was in Beats International and Freak Power.

Beats international was the one I could not remember Jeff

(would not have got Freak Power if I had been here all day!)

Rowley wrote:There are more Rick, when he left the Housemartins Norman Cook also was in Beats International and Freak Power.

Those were the 2 I was looking for. Was Union in the Housemartins?

Can't you lot f*ck off to the music section?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Can't you lot f*ck off to the music section?

Don't be bitter son. We all understand how difficult it is to come up with 1 round in 6 months.

seanmichaels wrote:Don't be bitter son. We all understand how difficult it is to come up with 1 round in 6 months.

Like Vitali Klitschko

seanmichaels wrote:
son.

OK Truss.

I put Veet on my sack once to make my b*lls more streamlined but it was quite painful and there was a bit of bleeding.  I wouldn't advise it.

Galted wrote:I put Veet on my sack once to make my b*lls more streamlined but it was quite painful and there was a bit of bleeding.  I wouldn't advise it.

I did my arris crack once. Very disconcerting when you farted.

Removing hair from anywhere below the chin is way too southern. You all need to man up.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I put Veet on my sack once to make my b*lls more streamlined but it was quite painful and there was a bit of bleeding.  I wouldn't advise it.

I did my arris crack once. Very disconcerting when you farted.

Done that as well, did you get a long bubble creeping up towards the top of your arse cheeks when you dropped your guts?

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I put Veet on my sack once to make my b*lls more streamlined but it was quite painful and there was a bit of bleeding.  I wouldn't advise it.

I did my arris crack once. Very disconcerting when you farted.

Done that as well, did you get a long bubble creeping up towards the top of your arse cheeks when you dropped your guts?

Exactly that. Almost like passing a warm marble.

Rowley wrote:Removing hair from anywhere below the chin is way too southern. You all need to man up.

It is only because of our longstanding friendship that I don't pass comment on either of:

(i) m*n-bags
(ii) Radox

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I put Veet on my sack once to make my b*lls more streamlined but it was quite painful and there was a bit of bleeding.  I wouldn't advise it.

I did my arris crack once. Very disconcerting when you farted.

Done that as well, did you get a long bubble creeping up towards the top of your arse cheeks when you dropped your guts?

Exactly that. Almost like passing a warm marble.

Mine was more like one of those long balloons that pedos tie into dogs and giraffes to lure kids.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I put Veet on my sack once to make my b*lls more streamlined but it was quite painful and there was a bit of bleeding.  I wouldn't advise it.

I did my arris crack once. Very disconcerting when you farted.

Done that as well, did you get a long bubble creeping up towards the top of your arse cheeks when you dropped your guts?

Exactly that. Almost like passing a warm marble.

Mine was more like one of those long balloons that pedos tie into dogs and giraffes to lure kids.

How do they get the dogs and giraffes to stay still?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I put Veet on my sack once to make my b*lls more streamlined but it was quite painful and there was a bit of bleeding.  I wouldn't advise it.

I did my arris crack once. Very disconcerting when you farted.

Done that as well, did you get a long bubble creeping up towards the top of your arse cheeks when you dropped your guts?

Exactly that. Almost like passing a warm marble.

Mine was more like one of those long balloons that pedos tie into dogs and giraffes to lure kids.

How do they get the dogs and giraffes to stay still?

By employing your son as a drill sergeant.