The Culture Cup round 6

First topic message reminder :

rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

I really don't deserve such a reputation Shah. I am a truly excellent husband.

@ Glated. Some kiljoy (Jeff?) removed the cyber thread. I want to know more, did you really write to Lewisham council for that? Did they put your bin back in Islington or something?

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Galted wrote:@ Julius - tried a Charbonnel et Walker Cremes Parisiennes, was probably a bit sophisticated for my palate but the craftsmanship is indisputable.

Got any left over?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:@ Glated.  Some kiljoy (Jeff?) removed the cyber thread.  I want to know more, did you really write to Lewisham council for that?  Did they put your bin back in Islington or something?

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where was the cyber thread? I feel left out....

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:@ Glated.  Some kiljoy (Jeff?) removed the cyber thread.  I want to know more, did you really write to Lewisham council for that?  Did they put your bin back in Islington or something?

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I don't know what you're talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:@ Glated.  Some kiljoy (Jeff?) removed the cyber thread.  I want to know more, did you really write to Lewisham council for that?  Did they put your bin back in Islington or something?

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I don't know what you're talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't lie to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the hell did they move your bin to??????????????????????????????????????????????????

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:@ Julius - tried a Charbonnel et Walker Cremes Parisiennes, was probably a bit sophisticated for my palate but the craftsmanship is indisputable.

Got any left over?

There were 14 remaining when I left yesterday.  I bought them as a Valentine's gift and suspect that she was waiting for me to bugger off so that she could finish them.  I'll be quite annoyed if that's the case as I bought her a kettle as well and she didn't touch it all weekend, I ended up making at least seven cups of tea.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:@ Glated.  Some kiljoy (Jeff?) removed the cyber thread.  I want to know more, did you really write to Lewisham council for that?  Did they put your bin back in Islington or something?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know what you're talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't lie to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the hell did they move your bin to??????????????????????????????????????????????????

I didn't really write to them but I do get annoyed when there's a scrum of bins on the pavement and I have to guess which ones to retrieve.

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Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:@ Glated.  Some kiljoy (Jeff?) removed the cyber thread.  I want to know more, did you really write to Lewisham council for that?  Did they put your bin back in Islington or something?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know what you're talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't lie to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the hell did they move your bin to??????????????????????????????????????????????????

I didn't really write to them but I do get annoyed when there's a scrum of bins on the pavement and I have to guess which ones to retrieve.

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Oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,that is fine.........................

Thanks for the explanation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‽!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F**k! Forgot to write/cut and paste something momentous for the 5000th post!!!

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:@ Julius - tried a Charbonnel et Walker Cremes Parisiennes, was probably a bit sophisticated for my palate but the craftsmanship is indisputable.

Got any left over?

There were 14 remaining when I left yesterday.  I bought them as a Valentine's gift and suspect that she was waiting for me to bugger off so that she could finish them.  I'll be quite annoyed if that's the case as I bought her a kettle as well and she didn't touch it all weekend, I ended up making at least seven cups of tea.

You bought her a kettle for Valentines day?

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:@ Julius - tried a Charbonnel et Walker Cremes Parisiennes, was probably a bit sophisticated for my palate but the craftsmanship is indisputable.

Got any left over?

There were 14 remaining when I left yesterday.  I bought them as a Valentine's gift and suspect that she was waiting for me to bugger off so that she could finish them.  I'll be quite annoyed if that's the case as I bought her a kettle as well and she didn't touch it all weekend, I ended up making at least seven cups of tea.

You bought sweets on my recommendation, as a Valentine's gift. I'm quite emotional. I hope she appreciates me them.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:@ Julius - tried a Charbonnel et Walker Cremes Parisiennes, was probably a bit sophisticated for my palate but the craftsmanship is indisputable.

Got any left over?

There were 14 remaining when I left yesterday.  I bought them as a Valentine's gift and suspect that she was waiting for me to bugger off so that she could finish them.  I'll be quite annoyed if that's the case as I bought her a kettle as well and she didn't touch it all weekend, I ended up making at least seven cups of tea.

You bought her a kettle for Valentines day?

Not just a kettle, michaels. An ecokettle.

They sound more like pastries than sweets....

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:@ Julius - tried a Charbonnel et Walker Cremes Parisiennes, was probably a bit sophisticated for my palate but the craftsmanship is indisputable.

Got any left over?

There were 14 remaining when I left yesterday.  I bought them as a Valentine's gift and suspect that she was waiting for me to bugger off so that she could finish them.  I'll be quite annoyed if that's the case as I bought her a kettle as well and she didn't touch it all weekend, I ended up making at least seven cups of tea.

You bought sweets on my recommendation, as a Valentine's gift. I'm quite emotional. I hope she appreciates me them.

I did, though I prefer referring to them as "confectionary". "Sweets" is so... f*cking vulgar.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:@ Julius - tried a Charbonnel et Walker Cremes Parisiennes, was probably a bit sophisticated for my palate but the craftsmanship is indisputable.

Got any left over?

There were 14 remaining when I left yesterday.  I bought them as a Valentine's gift and suspect that she was waiting for me to bugger off so that she could finish them.  I'll be quite annoyed if that's the case as I bought her a kettle as well and she didn't touch it all weekend, I ended up making at least seven cups of tea.

You bought her a kettle for Valentines day?

Not just a kettle, michaels.  An ecokettle.

Apologies.

You bought her a kettle that warms up water very slowly for Valentines day?

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:@ Julius - tried a Charbonnel et Walker Cremes Parisiennes, was probably a bit sophisticated for my palate but the craftsmanship is indisputable.

Got any left over?

There were 14 remaining when I left yesterday.  I bought them as a Valentine's gift and suspect that she was waiting for me to bugger off so that she could finish them.  I'll be quite annoyed if that's the case as I bought her a kettle as well and she didn't touch it all weekend, I ended up making at least seven cups of tea.

You bought her a kettle for Valentines day?

Not just a kettle, michaels.  An ecokettle.

Apologies.

You bought her a kettle that warms up water very slowly for Valentines day?

And a box of Charbonnel et Walker Cremes Parisiennes.

Rock'n'roll.......

I can't talk. missus was away so I didn't think we were doing anything and didn't. Got back from work and she'd left me a card with a caravan on the front and a bottle.

seanmichaels wrote:Rock'n'roll.......

I can't talk. missus was away so I didn't think we were doing anything and didn't. Got back from work and she'd left me a card with a caravan on the front and a bottle.

She knows you well - get drunk and urine on minorities!

The red pen is out.

Very true Tina, you may have to return to boxing soon mate, because if today carries on as it has been thus far there will only be me and Chris left.

Rowley wrote:Very true Tina, you may have to return to boxing soon mate, because if today carries on as it has been thus far there will only be me and Chris left.

It's been a particularly bad day on there today.

I was going to make the rather juvenile 'red pen' comment on that thread but wasn't brave enough.

Spoiler:

I wonder what this brave hero was protesting at.  His rather unimaginative name, perhaps.

F*CKING MENTAL ON HERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Potty mouth.

Cyberbully.

I'm just the big dog round these parts.

I read Simone de Beauvoir in my American circumstance.

With an ironclad fist I wake up and French kiss the morning.

What happened yesterday then?

I give love a bad name.

Galted wrote:I read Simone de Beauvoir in my American circumstance.

Is that the lead singer of Duran Duran's autobiography? Any good?

I'm wanted. Dead or alive.

The wounds on my hands never seem to heal.

Sounds like you've had some bad medicine.

I'd like to be home with my monkey and my dog.

New York to San Fransisco. An intercity disco.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I read Simone de Beauvoir in my American circumstance.

Is that the lead singer of Duran Duran's autobiography? Any good?

Careful there michaels, I've already endured a severe Rowleying for my lack of knowledge of lyrics involving Simone de Beauvoir.

Academia blues

Julius, I love you from the bottom, of my pencil case.

I've got wild mushrooms growing in my yard.

Tina, when you say you love me, you foul the situation.

Jules, come what may do you ever long for true love from me?

My heart's like crazy paving today.

and I'll be dancing with myself

and a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts.

Bit wierd on here today.......

You're from the 70's, but I'm a 90's b*tch.

pick 'em, hull 'em, put on the steam, that's how we fix butterbeans

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Jules, come what may do you ever long for true love from me?

T, it's so hard to love, when love is such a great disappointment.