The Culture Cup round 6

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:58 am

First topic message reminder :

rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:26 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Good morning to you. It is a lovely one. Missus last day at work before hip replacement on Monday so she's out tonight. As such very much looking forward to watching Les Bleus give the Welsh a kicking this evening.

Bit conflicted over that. I like French rugby and they were very hospitable the other weekend in Paris, but I was going to have a cheeky bet on a French Grand Slam before the start of the 6N and I forgot. If they beat the Welshies I will start to get a bit nervous.

I shall be watching though, with a couple of Sam Adams and a few glasses of 15 year old Dalwhinnie.

Haven't decided on my tipple yet. I usually go bitter (proper northern stuff not the ale sheeet you get down here) for Rugby but I have a few cans of cider left. Can't really mix the 2.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:28 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Good morning to you. It is a lovely one. Missus last day at work before hip replacement on Monday so she's out tonight. As such very much looking forward to watching Les Bleus give the Welsh a kicking this evening.

Bit conflicted over that. I like French rugby and they were very hospitable the other weekend in Paris, but I was going to have a cheeky bet on a French Grand Slam before the start of the 6N and I forgot. If they beat the Welshies I will start to get a bit nervous.

I shall be watching though, with a couple of Sam Adams and a few glasses of 15 year old Dalwhinnie.

Haven't decided on my tipple yet. I usually go bitter (proper northern stuff not the ale sheeet you get down here) for Rugby but I have a few cans of cider left. Can't really mix the 2.

I always have lager for rugby. Lager, scotch and the 6N on a Friday night. Can't beat it.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:30 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Pretty damn good actually. Had a threesome with Weisz and Ryder (not Shaun) last night so life is great.

You?

Not as good as that! (though that is very tough to top) but it is Friday, I am leaving early to visit friends in that there South so could be worse!

Be careful down here, Rick. They are a bit weird. None of them (apart from Seany) p*ss in the sink and they all appear to use knifes and forks to eat.

Very odd bunch.

So odd, in fact, that we spell "knifes" as "knives".

That is all you have got on me, isn't it? Picking holes in my grammar. All because you can't deal with me and Winona being 'special friends'.

Having you pose as a B&Q employee so she can shoplift hardly qualifies as 'special'.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I always have lager for rugby. Lager, scotch and the 6N on a Friday night. Can't beat it.

The Friday night game is a great innovation. English too stuck in tradition to embrace an evening at Twickenham?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:34 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I always have lager for rugby. Lager, scotch and the 6N on a Friday night. Can't beat it.

The Friday night game is a great innovation. English too stuck in tradition to embrace an evening at Twickenham?

I don't know really. Twickenham is a b'stard to get to and from so maybe that has something to do with it not being on a Friday night?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:35 am

Galted wrote:Be wary if you find yourself in the vicinity of Euston Station as the Transport Police regularly do a round-up of northerners and herd them onto the first available train.

I have seen that Galted, thankfully as the south is so wet (literally and figuratively) there are no available trains, so may bo OK.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:35 am

Galted wrote:

Having you pose as a B&Q employee so she can shoplift hardly qualifies as 'special'.

It make me more special to her than you are. You haven't even met her.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:40 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Having you pose as a B&Q employee so she can shoplift hardly qualifies as 'special'.

It make me more special to her than you are. You haven't even met her.

F*ck you, Tino. F*ck you and your Culture Cup Round 6 part IV thread.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:40 am

Morning Galted.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:44 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning Galted.

Morning.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:47 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning Galted.

Morning.

Lets try not to fall out on a Friday.

If you promise not to pick holes in my grammar, I promise not to mention the hot, sweaty and extremely dirty sex I had with Weisz and Winona last night.

Deal?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:52 am

Have a word with yourself Tina. Canadian curlers? I mean I probably would but they're not in the same league as the Norwegian snowboarder

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by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:55 am

Maybe 2nd from left is a bit better than I originally thought. Very French looking.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:56 am

seanmichaels wrote:Maybe 2nd from left is a bit better than I originally thought. Very French looking.

That is the one I meant. That picture doesn't do her justice at all.

Watching her do her thing on the ice was glorious. She is stunning.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:58 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Maybe 2nd from left is a bit better than I originally thought. Very French looking.

That is the one I meant. That picture doesn't do her justice at all.

Watching her do her thing on the ice was glorious. She is stunning.

Is she a chucker or brusher?

by **Galted** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:59 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning Galted.

Morning.

Lets try not to fall out on a Friday.

If you promise not to pick holes in my grammar, I promise not to mention the hot, sweaty and extremely dirty sex I had with Weisz and Winona last night.

Deal?

I think you mean "let's try not..."

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:00 am

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probably a better picture

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:02 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Maybe 2nd from left is a bit better than I originally thought. Very French looking.

That is the one I meant. That picture doesn't do her justice at all.

Watching her do her thing on the ice was glorious. She is stunning.

Is she a chucker or brusher?

Chucker. Her and the one on the far left. The ugly pair on the right were the brushers.

My wife was wittering on about them being national heroes now. I told her the young chucker was the best looking Canadian I had ever seen. She told me to f*ck off.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:03 am

rick_dagless wrote:

probably a better picture

That's a bit disturbing, looks like her head's been decapitated and stuck on a spike as a sort of blow-job lolly.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:04 am

rick_dagless wrote:

probably a better picture

Why did you crop me out of it?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:04 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning Galted.

Morning.

Lets try not to fall out on a Friday.

If you promise not to pick holes in my grammar, I promise not to mention the hot, sweaty and extremely dirty sex I had with Weisz and Winona last night.

Deal?

I think you mean "let's try not..."

F*ck you, Glated.

Winona said she hates Jack Wolfskin last night. I told her to shut up and not talk with her mouth full.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:04 am

Galted wrote:stuck on a spike as a sort of blow-job lolly.

Which would have its charms, but I see your point

by **Galted** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:06 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning Galted.

Morning.

Lets try not to fall out on a Friday.

If you promise not to pick holes in my grammar, I promise not to mention the hot, sweaty and extremely dirty sex I had with Weisz and Winona last night.

Deal?

I think you mean "let's try not..."

F*ck you, Glated.

Winona said she hates Jack Wolfskin last night.

That's because it's too bulky to fit into her handbag.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:06 am

Just google imaged her and she's not all that. Official.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:06 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:stuck on a spike as a sort of blow-job lolly.

Which would have its charms, but I see your point

"Disturbing" isn't the correct word, "arousing" would have been a better choice.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:08 am

Galted wrote:"Disturbing" isn't the correct word, "arousing" would have been a better choice.

Though "Blow Job Lolly" sounds like a type of Currency that 80's Dj's would use

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:09 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning Galted.

Morning.

Lets try not to fall out on a Friday.

If you promise not to pick holes in my grammar, I promise not to mention the hot, sweaty and extremely dirty sex I had with Weisz and Winona last night.

Deal?

I think you mean "let's try not..."

F*ck you, Glated.

Winona said she hates Jack Wolfskin last night. I told her to shut up and not talk with her mouth full.

Not only do you misspell "knives", you then seem to think that misspelling a word is something to do with grammar. Shocking. Ryder's standards have certainly slipped since I had her back in her 'Heathers' days. Insisted on perfect English back then.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:10 am

The last famous person you slept with was Edith Piaf.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:14 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The last famous person you slept with was Edith Piaf.

Her written English was better than yours - and she was French.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:15 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The last famous person you slept with was Edith Piaf.

Her written English was better than yours - and she was French.

Not any more it isn't.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:16 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The last famous person you slept with was Edith Piaf.

Her written English was better than yours - and she was French.

Not any more it isn't.

Even now, she never makes a mistake, whereas you make loads.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:19 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The last famous person you slept with was Edith Piaf.

Her written English was better than yours - and she was French.

Not any more it isn't.

Even now, she never makes a mistake, whereas you make loads.

Good job I'm not a journalist, author or insecure enough to care what your opinion is then.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:22 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The last famous person you slept with was Edith Piaf.

Her written English was better than yours - and she was French.

Not any more it isn't.

Even now, she never makes a mistake, whereas you make loads.

Good job I'm not a journalist, author or insecure enough to care what your opinion is then.

tu ne regrette rien.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:24 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:27 am

Unlike Ryder.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:28 am

There seems to be quite an edge to Tino recently. I put it down to the 6-nations.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:31 am

I put it down to the shoeing off a 7 year old.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:34 am

seanmichaels wrote:I put it down to the shoeing off a 7 year old.

Yes, could be lingering post traumatic stress. You never know what could trigger off the flashbacks. A couple of kids nipping into his B & Q on their way to junior school could do it.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:37 am

seanmichaels wrote:I put it down to the shoeing off a 7 year old.

You'd think that would make him more submissive though. He seems quite argumentative and aggressive to me, and is struggling to distinguish between reality and his 'frienships' with Weisz and Ryder. If not the rugby then some sort of withdrawal symptoms? I really am worried about him.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:38 am

you mean friendships?

by **Galted** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:44 am

seanmichaels wrote:you mean friendships?

I did mean "friendships". Something's definitely wrong if he didn't pick up on that, he must be furious with himself.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:53 am

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:you mean friendships?

I did mean "friendships". Something's definitely wrong if he didn't pick up on that, he must be furious with himself.

I am better than going round picking on peoples grammar and spelling. It is the calling card of the cretin. Just below using L*L.

@ seany, he isn't 7. I've told you that already.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:01 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:you mean friendships?

I did mean "friendships". Something's definitely wrong if he didn't pick up on that, he must be furious with himself.

I am better than going round picking on peoples grammar and spelling. It is the calling card of the cretin. Just below using L*L.

@ seany, he isn't 7. I've told you that already.

L*L

P.S. "people's"

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:02 am

Cretin.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:28 am

Hampton.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:36 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hampton.

Nice touch.

Forum seems very excitable at the moment. I see Tophat just insulted Galted which I thought was rather unnecessary. Can't take much he says seriously though, he was trying to convince people he eats salad / soup for lunch yesterday.

by Rowley Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:39 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Forum seems very excitable at the moment. I see Tophat just insulted Galted which I thought was rather unnecessary. Can't take much he says seriously though, he was trying to convince people he eats salad / soup for lunch yesterday.

Probably does eat salad, just chose not to mention the kebab underneath it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:40 am

seanmichaels wrote:I see Tophat just insulted Galted which I thought was rather unnecessary

It was witty though which I don't often say about FatHat.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:46 am

On the Guinness this weekend Jeff?

by Rowley Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:49 am

No Sean, am not out and am trying to shift some weight so will behave myself. Out all day with TSMR tomorrow looking for a car so need to be bright eyed and bushy tailed.

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