The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:46 am

First topic message reminder :

Phucking Phirst.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:51 am

Morning Jeff, glad to be back to civilisation?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:55 am

First and Last Hotel

Another week gone here just about. A few sparks flying about on site today although no machinery was involved. At least the pool is taking shape. Looks great. They've hit the shale layer, sean. Amazing to think that it hasn't been touched for millions of years until today.

I hope everyone's having a good breakfast.

by Rowley Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:55 am

Always Rick. Foul cesspool of a place. Might even do a lyrics quiz to celebrate in a bit. Much planned for the weekend?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:58 am

Jeff wrote:Always Rick. Foul cesspool of a place. Might even do a lyrics quiz to celebrate in a bit. Much planned for the weekend?

Excellent news Jeff, I have very little planned for the weekend for a change so intend to spend it in the boozer with friends...

How about your good self?

Morning TLD

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:00 am

Morning rick and Jeff.

Watching the ITM Cup semi final #1.
Hawke's Bay lead Northand 6-3 in case you want to know the score.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:03 am

Morning friends.

Thanks for popping by to say hello yesterday, Jeffrey.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:27 am

Morning Tino, you back on the grindstone again today?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:32 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, you back on the grindstone again today?

Yep, this will be my 5th consecutive day in the office.

I am absolutely exhausted. Exhausted.

What's for lunch today? Soup and a sandwich?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:34 am

Tino wrote:What's for lunch today? Soup and a sandwich?

Potentially Tino, with time constraints, and a bizarre no 3 course meal at the desk rule then it is certainly an option.

Though Fish and Chips Friday is mighty tempting.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:36 am

rick_dagless wrote:bizarre no 3 course meal at the desk rule then it is certainly an option.

Though Fish and Chips Friday is mighty tempting.

What? What the hell is all that about?

We have fish and chip Friday here as well. I may well wander down the restaurant for some of that.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:39 am

Tino wrote:What? What the hell is all that about?

Something to do with fat people eating beans out of a box, before they go home to stuff their stupid fat faces whilst no one is looking and then claim that they can not lose weight... They complain about the waft of lovelyness.

Either that or political correctness gone mad... Probably

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:42 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:What? What the hell is all that about?

Something to do with fat people eating beans out of a box, before they go home to stuff their stupid fat faces whilst no one is looking and then claim that they can not lose weight... They complain about the waft of lovelyness.

Either that or political correctness gone mad... Probably

That is f*cking bonkers.

You know what you should do, call in a lawyer. This has to be infringing on your human rights.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:44 am

Tino wrote:You know what you should do, call in a lawyer. This has to be infringing on your human rights.

Be easier to call in a personal trainer, and get everyone eating bacon.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:46 am

Closed our canteen. Cost cutting. They used to do fish and chip friday but it looked phucking awful. Thin batter, school chips and the peas were always shrivelled like raisins.

Had a dream I was at a party with people I didn't really like yesterday. They kept asking for a tenner for this, a tenner for that and it was really Wee weeing me off. What does that mean?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:48 am

sean wrote:They kept asking for a tenner for this, a tenner for that and it was really Wee weeing me off. What does that mean?

No idea sean, but I am guessing that the board general view will be one of latent homosexuality.

Morning by the way.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:56 am

Morning Rick.

The answer to yesterday's teaser was Jonny Wilkinson. Named England captain by Andy Robinson in October 2004, but didn't play for them again until January 2007 by which time Phil Vickery was national captain.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:57 am

seanmichaels wrote:Had a dream I was at a party with people I didn't really like yesterday.

I'm getting a bit worried that sean keeps dreaming about me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 8:58 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Had a dream I was at a party with people I didn't really like yesterday.

I'm getting a bit worried that sean keeps dreaming about me.

I like you Jules. A bloody lot.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:01 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Had a dream I was at a party with people I didn't really like yesterday.

I'm getting a bit worried that sean keeps dreaming about me.

I like you Jules. A bloody lot.

I'm getting a bit worried that Tino likes me a bit more than is healthy.

by **Union Cane** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:02 am

kingraf wrote:I listened to a bit of Union's mix. What the phuck was that? how does anyone even dance to this?! Don't answer, obviously one just shakes their hands like a Parkinsons sufferer who is having an epileptic fit,

Glad you enjoyed it mate.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:02 am

sean wrote:The answer to yesterday's teaser was Jonny Wilkinson. Named England captain by Andy Robinson in October 2004, but didn't play for them again until January 2007 by which time Phil Vickery was national captain.

Great question sean, I shall bear that in mind for some of the quizzes I do...

I tried to do a round the other day of 10 questions where the answers have a capital city in them, but could only think of about 5...

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:05 am

What's the capital city of France?
What's the capital city of Spain?

etc. etc.

Hope that helps.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:07 am

This is on BBC. What was on telly the day you were born (BBC1)

http://genome.ch.bbc.co.uk/

This is mine.

6.00pm - The World Superstars Championship
7.15pm - Swallows and Amazons
8.45pm - Ronnie Corbett Special
9.25pm - Open all hours.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:10 am

seanmichaels wrote:This is on BBC. What was on telly the day you were born (BBC1)

http://genome.ch.bbc.co.uk/

This is mine.

6.00pm - The World Superstars Championship
7.15pm - Swallows and Amazons
8.45pm - Ronnie Corbett Special
9.25pm - Open all hours.

It was just the wireless in my day.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:12 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:This is on BBC. What was on telly the day you were born (BBC1)

http://genome.ch.bbc.co.uk/

This is mine.

6.00pm - The World Superstars Championship
7.15pm - Swallows and Amazons
8.45pm - Ronnie Corbett Special
9.25pm - Open all hours.

It was just the wireless in my day.

Goes back to 1923 so caters for you and Jeff.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:12 am

6.10pm – Dr Who (Tom Baker)
6.35pm – Bruce Forsyth and The Generation Game
7.30pm – The Duchess of Duke Street
8.25pm – The Amazing Howard Hughes

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:15 am

Jules wrote:What's the capital city of France?
What's the capital city of Spain?

Thanks Jules, you are forever a font of knowledge and I am a mere empty vessel.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:15 am

Can I do Superflys?

6.10pm – The Krankies
6.35pm – The Krankies
7.30pm – The Krankies
8.25pm – A re-run of England (1) v (2) Scotland from 4th June 1977
10.30pm - The Krankies

by **Union Cane** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:16 am

17.00 : Crackerjack
starring Don Maclean featuring Peter Glaze , Jan Hunt Introduced by Ed Stewart with special guests
17.40 : Captain Pugwash
17.45 : Evening News
18.00 : Nationwide
In which, after your regional news MICHAEL BARRATT , FRANK BOUGH
BOB WELLINGS and DILYS MORGAN present the British scene and at 6.45* Sportswide
Introduced by Jimmy Hill who looks forward to Saturday's Boat Race between Oxford and Cambridge. Plus the regular football news and PETER O'SULLEVAN 'S guide to tomorrow's racing.
18.55 : Lassie the Voyager
A film season featuring ' Lassie' with Robert Bray, Macdonald Carey
20.30 : The Liver Birds
21.00 : Nine O'Clock News
21.25 : - Miss England 1976
David Vine and Ray Moore introduce the final of the contest at London's Lyceum Ballroom for the title won last year by Vicki Harris, and the chance to go on and compete in the Miss United Kingdom and perhaps the Miss World contests.
With their Song for Europe The Brotherhood of Man
22.15 : The Question of Ulster, 76
Is there a political solution to end the violence?
23.45 : Weatherman/Regional News
23.47 : The Friday Film: The Bank Dick
starring W. C. Fields with Cora Witherspoon Una Merkel
Franklin Pangborn Grady Sutton
Egbert Souse does nothing more strenuous than lift a few liquid stimulants daily. Then he gets a job as a ' bank dick' and things start to get interesting.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:28 am

Union Cane wrote:
23.47 : The Friday Film: The Bank Dick

I preferred the sequel, The Dick Bank

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:29 am

rubbish

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:31 am

Legend ;

In 1988, Bough was sacked by the BBC when he became mired in a sex and drugs scandal,[8] which involved taking cocaine and wearing lingerie at sex parties.[9] "Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls"[10] said the News of the World's front-page headline in 1988. The newspaper's former deputy editor Paul Connew later said of the scandal: "It caused a sensation at the time, given Bough's public image as the squeaky clean frontman of breakfast and sports television."[11]

Roy Greenslade, Professor of Journalism at City University London, said that Bough made a "terrible mistake" by agreeing to speak to newspapers prior to publication of personal allegations, worsening the story.[12]

Bough spoke of his regret for taking drugs and said: "It was a brief but appalling period in my life. Don't condemn my entire career for a brief episode I regret."[13]

In 1989, Bough was hired by LWT where he fronted Six O'Clock Live until it was axed in 1992 and in 1991 he presented ITV's coverage of the Rugby World Cup. He also presented the Frank Bough Interview for Sky TV for two series. However he made front-page headlines again in 1992 when his visits to an S&M prostitute's Welbeck Street flat were made known to the tabloid press by one of the women employed there as a receptionist.[14]

A photograph emerged in a newspaper of Bough leaving the S&M prostitute's flat. During a visit he was reported to have spent 50 minutes in a 'torture chamber' featuring a slave cage and school canes.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:34 am

6:30 pm - Men Against the Matterhorn
7:00 pm - Landmarks
7:30 pm - Top of the Pops
8:00 pm - The Man from UNCLE
8:50 pm - Comedy Playhouse
9:15 pm - The News
9:25 pm - Miracle in Milan (Film, with subtitles)

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:Legend ;

In 1988, Bough was sacked by the BBC when he became mired in a sex and drugs scandal,[8] which involved taking cocaine and wearing lingerie at sex parties.[9] "Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls"[10] said the News of the World's front-page headline in 1988. The newspaper's former deputy editor Paul Connew later said of the scandal: "It caused a sensation at the time, given Bough's public image as the squeaky clean frontman of breakfast and sports television."[11]

Roy Greenslade, Professor of Journalism at City University London, said that Bough made a "terrible mistake" by agreeing to speak to newspapers prior to publication of personal allegations, worsening the story.[12]

Bough spoke of his regret for taking drugs and said: "It was a brief but appalling period in my life. Don't condemn my entire career for a brief episode I regret."[13]

In 1989, Bough was hired by LWT where he fronted Six O'Clock Live until it was axed in 1992 and in 1991 he presented ITV's coverage of the Rugby World Cup. He also presented the Frank Bough Interview for Sky TV for two series. However he made front-page headlines again in 1992 when his visits to an S&M prostitute's Welbeck Street flat were made known to the tabloid press by one of the women employed there as a receptionist.[14]

A photograph emerged in a newspaper of Bough leaving the S&M prostitute's flat. During a visit he was reported to have spent 50 minutes in a 'torture chamber' featuring a slave cage and Union Cane.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:42 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Legend ;

In 1988, Bough was sacked by the BBC when he became mired in a sex and drugs scandal,[8] which involved taking cocaine and wearing lingerie at sex parties.[9] "Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls"[10] said the News of the World's front-page headline in 1988. The newspaper's former deputy editor Paul Connew later said of the scandal: "It caused a sensation at the time, given Bough's public image as the squeaky clean frontman of breakfast and sports television."[11]

Roy Greenslade, Professor of Journalism at City University London, said that Bough made a "terrible mistake" by agreeing to speak to newspapers prior to publication of personal allegations, worsening the story.[12]

Bough spoke of his regret for taking drugs and said: "It was a brief but appalling period in my life. Don't condemn my entire career for a brief episode I regret."[13]

In 1989, Bough was hired by LWT where he fronted Six O'Clock Live until it was axed in 1992 and in 1991 he presented ITV's coverage of the Rugby World Cup. He also presented the Frank Bough Interview for Sky TV for two series. However he made front-page headlines again in 1992 when his visits to the S&M prostitute TSMR's Welbeck Street flat were made known to the tabloid press by Dave667 who was employed there as a receptionist.[14]

A photograph emerged in a newspaper of Bough leaving the S&M prostitute's flat. During a visit he was reported to have spent 50 minutes in a 'torture chamber' featuring a slave cage and Union Cane.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:32 am

Good one today. Could be tough, could be easy. Link please.

1. Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues. In the middle of the pouring rain

2. Another mother's breakin' Heart is taking over

3. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy.

4. You oughta know by now how much I love you, One thing you can be sure of I'll never ask for more than your love

5. I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car. They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars. Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:34 am

Oh, and I've got a fun quiz for early afternoon.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:35 am

seanmichaels wrote:Good one today. Could be tough, could be easy. Link please.

1. Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues. In the middle of the pouring rain

2. Another mother's breakin' Heart is taking over

3. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy.

4. You oughta know by now how much I love you, One thing you can be sure of I'll never ask for more than your love

5. I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car. They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars. Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free

1 - Walking in Memphis but I can't remember the name without cheating.

Is the link places in America?

by **Union Cane** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:37 am

1. Walking In Memphis - Cher

3. Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:39 am

good start. 1 each.

by Rowley Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:39 am

3 is never gonna give you up by Rick Astley. Mark something that sounds like Komode was Walking in Memphis, or Cher if you prefer.

4 is Glenn Mederos Nothings gonna change my love for you.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:43 am

1. Tino - Walking in Memphis - Cher / Marc Cohn
2.
3. Union - Never gonna Give you Up - Rick Astley
4. Jeff - Nothing's gonna change my love for you - Glenn Medeiros
5.

Link:

by Rowley Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:45 am

A bloke I used to work with had Glen Mederos as first dance at his wedding. I doubt that is the link though.

by **Union Cane** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:46 am

Is the link Ringo Starr moving to America?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:47 am

seanmichaels wrote:1. Tino - Walking in Memphis - Cher / Marc Cohn
2.
3. Union - Never gonna Give you Up - Rick Astley
4. Jeff - Nothing's gonna change my love for you - Glenn Medeiros
5.

Link:

Is it characters from The Walking Dead?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:48 am

Rowley wrote:4 is Glenn Mederos Nothings gonna change my love for you.

Some knowledge is actually more embarrassing than impressive.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:50 am

Rowley wrote:A bloke I used to work with had Glen Mederos as first dance at his wedding. I doubt that is the link though.

I expect it is too low brow for you but the start of Old school has one of the funniest bits of film I've seen.

Ferrel's character is getting married and the cover band do Total Eclipse of the heart for the first dance:

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified
But then I see phucking look in your eyes
(Turn Around, bright eyes)
Every now and then
I fall apart
I phucking need you now tonight
I phucking need you more than ever etc etc

by **seanmichaels** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:53 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:1. Tino - Walking in Memphis - Cher / Marc Cohn
2.
3. Union - Never gonna Give you Up - Rick Astley
4. Jeff - Nothing's gonna change my love for you - Glenn Medeiros
5.

Link:

Is it characters from The Walking Dead?

Oh FFS windows. You've ruined it because if I say no you'll never get it. The link is The Walking Dead

1. Tino - Walking in Memphis - Cher / Marc Cohn
2. Zombie - The Cranberries
3. Union - Never gonna Give you Up - Rick Astley
4. Jeff - Nothing's gonna change my love for you - Glenn Medeiros
5. Folsom Prison - Johnny Cash

Link: Tino-ish.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:55 am

F*cking YEAH!

I'm totally like awesome, man.

by **Union Cane** Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:56 am

Don't watch it.

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