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Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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Morning all

Saw the trailer for the new Terminator film this morning, now I am confused.

If it helps, you are supposed to fancy women

I sure fancy Emilia Clarke.
Anabella not bad either with her hair out I guess. She looked more skunky in the studio clip.

By 'eck its brass monkeys outside today.

Union Cane wrote:Morning all

Saw the trailer for the new Terminator film this morning, now I am confused.

To be Fair, Mr Cane, it is a bit confusing.

Is it a remake or is it like back to the future 2 where the original happens alongside this sequel?

As far as I could tell the originals now never happened due to the events that occurred within them, the new one is the actual events, although it seems to be some of the same things but with different people, or something, or something. And they are making two more after this one. So it is not really a remake but it is, with events running parallel to those that which never happened.

Quite a good summary that, they should use that on the poster.

And is it a follow on to terminator 3 or terminator 4 (salvation)?

If you think about it the first one could never have happened. In the future John Connor sends Kyle Rees back who slots his mum with sperm that turns into John Connor. So where did the John Connor from the future come from?

seanmichaels wrote:So where did the John Connor from the future come from?

His initials are JC and he saves the human race.

Remind you of anyone?

Joe Calzaghe?

Joan Collins?

Jeremy Clarkson?

James Cagney? You dirty Rat,

Jimmy Carr?

Jesus Christ, I'd have thought you'd have got it by now.

Keep guessing...

Jim Carrey?

Jon Cryer?

Jamie Leigh Curtis?

Judith Chalmers?

Brian?

John Cusack surely!

Jesus Christ, it's Jesus Christ. Terminator is basically the bible with robots.

Union Cane wrote:Jesus Christ, it's Jesus Christ. Terminator is basically the bible with robots.

Or is it?

Maybe the Bible is the Terminator without robots? #mindblown

Union Cane wrote:Jesus Christ, it's Jesus Christ. Terminator is basically the bible with robots.

So who in the bible licks the virgin mary's face whilst restrained in her prison cell?

sean wrote:So who in the bible licks the virgin mary's face whilst restrained in her prison cell?

God?

Where do you rank chaps?

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2014/12/09/accent-map2/

rick_dagless wrote:Where do you rank chaps?

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2014/12/09/accent-map2/

They've missed me off.

Think you are classed as Yorkshire Union

'ckoff.

Had my lunch hour wasted by a friend who promised me a good business venture. Told me it was like Facebook, day one, or something, a new pioneering product. It piqued my curiosity so I went. Ended up being a presentation for some fruit juice which:
cures cancer*
Controls HIV*
Protect and support a healthy heart*
Enhance immune response and support
immune system*
Create abundant energy*
Fight against free radicals*
Promote good vision*
Support a normal, healthy intestinal tract*
Maintain healthy skin, eyes, teeth, gums and
hair*
All I have to do is buy 24 cans a month and convince at least three people a month to buy the same. Its not a pyramid scheme because they have a product! It also has to be legal because its marketed and sold in 58 countries (ie one out of four countries get suckered into this)
You can guess for yourself what the * means. Anyone else and I'd have walked out mid presentation, I'm just worried about a business commerce student who gets suckered in by such garbage... what on earth are her parents paying tuition for?

I'd probably have tried it out once but the juice itself tastes sh.it. But like the annoying salesman said "It tastes nice if it's healthy"

rick_dagless wrote:Where do you rank chaps?

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2014/12/09/accent-map2/

I see Geordie is middle of the charts. Seems scarcely believable to think accents really can be more unintelligible

don't understand that.

kingraf wrote:
cures cancer*
Controls HIV*
Protect and support a healthy heart*
Enhance immune response and support
immune system*
Create abundant energy*
Fight against free radicals*
Promote good vision*
Support a normal, healthy intestinal tract*
Maintain healthy skin, eyes, teeth, gums and
hair*

Dry cider?

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:
cures cancer*
Controls HIV*
Protect and support a healthy heart*
Enhance immune response and support
immune system*
Create abundant energy*
Fight against free radicals*
Promote good vision*
Support a normal, healthy intestinal tract*
Maintain healthy skin, eyes, teeth, gums and
hair*

Dry cider?

Might as well be

I hope that Julius isn't that person who was impaled on those railings in Marylebone. According to the DM he had "murkt" dealings with Russians and I recall Galtova being a bit miffed when Julius startwd ignoring her.

I also hope that it wasn't Jeff being confused about how lifts work on his London adventure.

The angry Kiwi is going off in the background having listened to the aftermatch presentation for the cricket. He's pretty incensed, the only thing that annoys him more than England winning is when Root or Broad star in an England win.

Ever thought of pinging an elastic band at the Angry Kiwi, Galted? Or hiding his stuff?

To be fair to the kiwi, I also reach critical mass annoyance when Joe Root scores runs.

kingraf wrote:To be fair to the kiwi, I also reach critical mass annoyance when Joe Root scores runs.

He reaches that annoyance level when someone says hello to him.

By the way, the ad at the top of the page is for the South African Rugby Academy. Do you recommend it? And so you know if you get a diploma or certificate at the end of the rugby course?

superflyweight wrote:Ever thought of pinging an elastic band at the Angry Kiwi, Galted? Or hiding his stuff?

I would never ping him but I do encourage people to hide his stuff. Someone once arranged the numbers on his phone in reverse order and he went apesh1t when he kept dialling the same wrong number.

The ad at the top of my page is for Supersport, a local network, which is good consumer identification since I'm already subscribed.

Never heard Of South African Rugby Academy... is that like a coaching clinic?

My London adventure was weird, the train home was cancelled and we went to the strippers, on a Wednesday afternoon. I am not proud of myself, at all.

How many of them were willing to marry you for immigration requirements?

Rowland Rowlington, I'm shocked.

I think I asked the wrong question. Which one of them was Galtova?

Union Cane wrote:Rowland Rowlington, I'm shocked.

Boss has just split up with his missus, was fulfilling the role of very reluctant support/wing man.

Rowley wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Rowland Rowlington, I'm shocked.

Boss has just split up with his missus, was fulfilling the role of very reluctant support/wing man.

Kept your eyes to the floor the whole time, I should imagine...

What does TSMR think of this?

kingraf wrote:The ad at the top of my page is for Supersport, a local network, which is good consumer identification since I'm already subscribed.

Never heard Of South African Rugby Academy... is that like a coaching clinic?

If it is then it's not the sort of clinic Galted needs.

Union Cane wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Rowland Rowlington, I'm shocked.

Boss has just split up with his missus, was fulfilling the role of very reluctant support/wing man.

Kept your eyes to the floor the whole time, I should imagine...

What does TSMR think of this?

Have not shared it with her yet, it was one of those places you have to chuck a pound in each before they get up and dance. There was one I would happily have chucked two in if she had agreed not to dance.

Never see the point of strip clubs. Easy enough to just pop to the local wetherspoons and shack up with a piece.