The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:41 am

First topic message reminder :

Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

Подробнее здесь ...
Read more here ...

by kingraf Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:04 pm

I've only ever been to a strip club once. For a mate's eighteenth. His mom took us there. One of those parents who are never around so she was trying to look cool. Some Japanese girl stuffed her snatch in my face. I was quite fearful of having caught an STD

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:40 pm

The only strip club I ever went in was actually in Japan.
The most shocking eye-opener in the naivety of my youth was that the salesman charged it all to expenses without batting an eyelid.

by Rowley Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:44 pm

I did ask for a VAT receipt when I put my pound in the pint pot. I can only assume she forgot.

by **Union Cane** Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:58 pm

Two f's in off Jef.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:18 pm

Film

1. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

2. Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light Feeling pretty psyched

3. You got how many bills to pay And how many kids, And you forgot about The things that we did

4. Movin' to the country, Gonna eat a lot of peaches

5. Oh love, we shine like a burning star, fallen from the sky

by Rowley Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:22 pm

Union Cane wrote:Two f's in off Jef.

You've lost me Union.

by Rowley Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:24 pm

Independence Day Sean - Spaceman, Presidents of the USA, Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

by **Union Cane** Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:25 pm

Rowley wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Two f's in off Jef.

You've lost me Union.

Your location, I presume that the first of should be off, or if not off then not there at all.

Do they really drop their drawers for a pound?

by Rowley Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:26 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Two f's in off Jef.

You've lost me Union.

Your location, I presume that the first of should be off, or if not off then not there at all.

Do they really drop their drawers for a pound?

Cheers Union, will amend it, and yes they do.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:28 pm

Rowley wrote:Independence Day Sean - Spaceman, Presidents of the USA, Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Correct. You missed REM - End of the World, U2 The Fly (Jeff Goldblum).

Cracking film,sequel set for 2016 i think.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:40 pm

I like a bit of existentialist funk Jeff
http://www.guavaleaf.com/video/8371/The-Time--Chocolate--Soul-Train#sthash.sqxiYJvy.dpbs

by Rowley Thu Dec 11, 2014 5:48 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I like a bit of existentialist funk Jeff
http://www.guavaleaf.com/video/8371/The-Time--Chocolate--Soul-Train#sthash.sqxiYJvy.dpbs

I don't Jules, but it may well be obscure and elitist enough for me to force myself to like.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:43 am

1 Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Will Smith)
4 - Peaches - presidents of the USA

Fist

morning

by Rowley Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:48 am

Morning Rick, Christmas do at work this evening, plan to do nothing today.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:04 am

Morning Jeff, sound plan indeed, are you hoping to disgrace yourself at the works do? Or will it be a case of professional demeanour at all times?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:06 am

Rowley wrote:Morning Rick, Christmas do at work this evening, plan to do nothing today.

What, not even fight feelings of ennui?

by Rowley Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:43 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Morning Rick, Christmas do at work this evening, plan to do nothing today.

What, not even fight feelings of ennui?

That is an ongoing yet seemingly lost battle.

by Rowley Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeff, sound plan indeed, are you hoping to disgrace yourself at the works do? Or will it be a case of professional demeanour at all times?

Our London office are up in Sheffield tonight Rick, I will spend half the evening convincing them the bar prices are correct.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:18 am

Jeff wrote:Our London office are up in Sheffield tonight Rick, I will spend half the evening convincing them the bar prices are correct.

And why the ale is cold with a head on it?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:52 am

One of the few Northern traits that has stuck with me. John Smiths good, London Pride bad.

by **Union Cane** Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:57 am

I got into a scuffle at our Christmas do last week, had to be dragged away.

Quite embarrassing really.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:00 am

Union Cane wrote:I got into a scuffle at our Christmas do last week, had to be dragged away.

Quite embarrassing really.

A couple of years ago one of the client service chicks through a punch at an adviser (with whiom she'd been having an affair), missed and took out one of the canteen ladies. Cracking connection by all accounts and the poor old girl ended up doing a Judah style chicken dance across the dancefloor.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:06 am

My works do passed without incident last week, though drinking wine straight from the bottle on a dancefloor when the free far ran out practically oozed class.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:09 am

Mine's a week today. I tend to avoid work do's as my capacity to get drunk beyond all realms of sanity and proximity to work colleagues is not a good fit.

by Rowley Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:19 am

seanmichaels wrote:
A couple of years ago one of the client service chicks through a punch at an adviser (with whiom she'd been having an affair), missed and took out one of the canteen ladies. Cracking connection by all accounts and the poor old girl ended up doing a Judah style chicken dance across the dancefloor.

Threw.

I am just glad Jules is not around to see this.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:20 am

I remember one chap casually walking over to a table at quite a posh works do and started a conversation with the lines...

"you know when you are at work and you really need a w@nk"

And then wen on to recount technique and anecdotes to a mixture of Horrified and Amused table occupants...

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:27 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
A couple of years ago one of the client service chicks through a punch at an adviser (with whiom she'd been having an affair), missed and took out one of the canteen ladies. Cracking connection by all accounts and the poor old girl ended up doing a Judah style chicken dance across the dancefloor.

Threw.

I am just glad Jules is not around to see this.

I saw it. I forgave it because of the nice use of 'whom' (and also forgave the typo in the aforementioned pronoun).

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:32 am

I'm playing the 'abused brain cells' card at this point.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:55 am

History

1. If you play with fire You' re gonna get burned Some of my friends Are gonna die young

2. All of Rubin's cards were marked in advance, The trial was a pig-circus he never had a chance

3. 'Cause I only got one burning desir, To let the whole town know that you're a dirty little liar, I ain't gonna get stuck in your muck and mire

4. She's the one for me, She's all I really need, Cause she's the one for me, Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness

5. I just need to know you care, guarantee that you'll be there, When I wake up in the night will you by my guiding light? I don't care how far until you play tonight. Just tell me where you are and everything's gonna be alright.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:18 pm

Presuming 2 is hurricane bob dylan

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:19 pm

Haven't got a phucking clue.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:30 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Presuming 2 is hurricane bob dylan

Correct.

Jeff stop photocopying your arse and get on to the quiz.

by **Union Cane** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:31 pm

5. Shooting Star by Bang!

Yay!

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 5 3933776953

by **superflyweight** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:34 pm

Is 4 "She's the One for Me" by the Beta Band?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:34 pm

Put in a special one for union as well....

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:35 pm

Union Cane wrote:5. Shooting Star by Bang!

Yay!

Correct sir.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:35 pm

superflyweight wrote:Is 4 "She's the One for Me" by the Beta Band?

No

by Rowley Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:40 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Is 4 "She's the One for Me" by the Beta Band?

No

It's Smashing Pumpkins Zero I think

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:41 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Is 4 "She's the One for Me" by the Beta Band?

No

It's Smashing Pumpkins Zero I think

Correct.

You must know 1?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:41 pm

Having said that, so should superfly. Best jock band there is.

by **superflyweight** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Having said that, so should superfly. Best jock band there is.

Doesn't sound like something the Vaselines would write.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:47 pm

It is not Texas before Windows chirps in....

by **superflyweight** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:51 pm

Sounds like some kind of nonsense that Primal Scream would write. Swastika Eyes?

by Rowley Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:54 pm

It will be Stuka then, as one of the other songs is Hurricane is clearly some sort of war plane link.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:59 pm

This is like you're all talking in a foreign language again.

by **Galted** Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:23 pm

Is no 1 Bananarama? Some song about drugs.

by **superflyweight** Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:36 pm

Michaels has finally falling into the ground floor toilet.

by Rowley Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:40 pm

superflyweight wrote:Michaels has finally falling into the ground floor toilet.

Really superfly, you as well?

by **superflyweight** Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:47 pm

Oh phor phuck sake. Phullest apologies!

by **seanmichaels** Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:05 pm

Just nipped to the pub for a few .

1. If you play with fire You' re gonna get burned Some of my friends Are gonna die young Primal Scream - Stuka

2. All of Rubin's cards were marked in advance, The trial was a pig-circus he never had a chance Bob Dylan - Hurricane

3. 'Cause I only got one burning desir, To let the whole town know that you're a dirty little liar, I ain't gonna get stuck in your muck and mire LeAnn Rimes - Spitfire

4. She's the one for me, She's all I really need, Cause she's the one for me, Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

5. I just need to know you care, guarantee that you'll be there, When I wake up in the night will you by my guiding light? I don't care how far until you play tonight. Just tell me where you are and everything's gonna be alright. Happy Hardcore - Shooting Star

Link all WWII aeroplanes

by Sponsored content