The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:33 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 8:53 am

https://www.606v2.com/t56869-big-shoulders-medium-chest-or-medium-shoulders-big-chest

Your views are more than welcome Jules, am sure the wisdom of your years will have given you valuable insights into this eternal debate.

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 8:55 am

Anyone see that plane crash yesterday?

The pilots were Wi Tu Lo and Ho Lee Fuk.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 9:03 am

Rowley wrote:https://www.606v2.com/t56869-big-shoulders-medium-chest-or-medium-shoulders-big-chest

Your views are more than welcome Jules, am sure the wisdom of your years will have given you valuable insights into this eternal debate.

Truss hasn't even bothered to answer my question. Rude bastard.

Love your location, Jeff. Bit of BON JOVI to curry favour with Dave?

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 9:05 am

Going for a generally more positive vibe Tina. Time to turn that frown upside down and all that.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 9:08 am

Rowley wrote:Going for a generally more positive vibe Tina. Time to turn that frown upside down and all that.

What a lovely sentiment.

Did you get some last night? Is that why you're so happy?

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 9:09 am

Obviously not Tina, Valentines next weekend though, so I should not abandon all hope just yet.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 9:15 am

Ermm, Shoulders for me for what it is worth.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 9:19 am

Rowley wrote:https://www.606v2.com/t56869-big-shoulders-medium-chest-or-medium-shoulders-big-chest

Your views are more than welcome Jules, am sure the wisdom of your years will have given you valuable insights into this eternal debate.

Have to admit it's a conversation I've never had, nor ever imagined any man would have.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 9:55 am

So it turns out that a mixture of homoeroticism and the elderly kills a thread... Who'd have thought.

by kingraf Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:06 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:https://www.606v2.com/t56869-big-shoulders-medium-chest-or-medium-shoulders-big-chest

Your views are more than welcome Jules, am sure the wisdom of your years will have given you valuable insights into this eternal debate.

Have to admit it's a conversation I've never had, nor ever imagined any man would have.

Big shoulders, small chest is more aesthetic. Big chest small shoulders is more captivating. Always pick big shoulders

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:07 am

kingraf wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:https://www.606v2.com/t56869-big-shoulders-medium-chest-or-medium-shoulders-big-chest

Your views are more than welcome Jules, am sure the wisdom of your years will have given you valuable insights into this eternal debate.

Have to admit it's a conversation I've never had, nor ever imagined any man would have.

Big shoulders, small chest is more aesthetic. Big chest small shoulders is more captivating. Always pick big shoulders

What about you, Raf? I bet you're perfectly proportioned?

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:09 am

Is this what has become of the once great culture cup?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:10 am

oldskool:

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:14 am

rick_dagless wrote:
oldskool:

Deca-inchpede?

Should have seen this colony of crickets I disturbed in amongst the blocks of the last pallets.
There was a whole hierarchy of juniors, teens, young adults, 30-somethings, semi-centenarians and seniors.
Then there were a couple of what looked like great-grandparents. Still going strong together. It's how life should be.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:18 am

rick_dagless wrote:
oldskool:

That's porn to me, RicK.

You've made a young man very happy.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:20 am

Rowley wrote:Is this what has become of the once great culture cup?

Gaze upon our works ye mighty, and phucking despair.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:23 am

T-Dog wrote:Should have seen this colony of crickets I disturbed in amongst the blocks of the last pallets.
There was a whole hierarchy of juniors, teens, young adults, 30-somethings, semi-centenarians and seniors.
Then there were a couple of what looked like great-grandparents. Still going strong together. It's how life should be.

Could be an aligory for the culture cup TLD

Tino wrote:You've made a young man very happy.

This place was turning bad Tino, real bad, needed to bring it back from the brink...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:29 am

rick_dagless wrote:

needed to bring it back from the brink...

So you post an arthropod.

That'll bring em flooding back to the Cup, Rick......

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:30 am

That was my thinking Tino...

Though I would rather discuss the cricket than mens shoulders...

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:35 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:40 am

That's the spirit Union

by **seanmichaels** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 10:45 am

Barnes off of Platoon liked Anthropods.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 11:10 am

http://listverse.com/2013/04/15/10-bizarre-arthropods/

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 11:17 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:http://listverse.com/2013/04/15/10-bizarre-arthropods/

Assassin bug deservedly at number 1. They are amazing creatures. David Attenborough did a feature on them in Micro Monsters.

We have an arthropod pet at home. A Chilean Rose tarantula, called Helen (the kids named it). She is great. I like nothing more than scaring kids and parents that come round by nipping upstairs and bringing her down.

Some of our kids school friends won't come round our house because of Helen. That was the plan, perfectly executed.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 11:19 am

I had to re-route colonies of ants to the safe side of the retaining walls so they wouldn't get heavy walls built upon them.
It's much safer and there's less disturbance for them there out the back.
They won't have to make the perilous migration any more, either. They are already out of the war zone!

Other thing I've noticed - wasps and bees were attracted to my mini mountain of earth (which is soon to be removed).

It's like a scaled down version of a mountainous region of Yemen. Blades of earth perfectly formed for insect high rise buildings. Interwoven with this heavily eroded, bleak clay landscape of ravines and steep valleys there's a network of small holes which made perfect caves for them. The Taliban-type insurgents have also set up a camp on the far side of the main peak. I think they are up to something. There's a sort of energetic tension in the air.

A few different tribes of wasps... a really cool all black one with yellow jaws... your standard orange and black striped ones.
Fascinating to watch them develop small networks of holes amongst the bees... which I must say treated me with a fair amount of respect.

I feel bad that I've dried up several of their water sources though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 11:21 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:I had to re-route colonies of ants to the safe side of the retaining walls so they wouldn't get heavy walls built upon them.
It's much safer and there's less disturbance for them there out the back.
They won't have to make the perilous migration any more, either. They are already out of the war zone!

Other thing I've noticed - wasps and bees were attracted to my mini mountain of earth (which is soon to be removed).

It's like a scaled down version of a mountainous region of Yemen. Blades of earth perfectly formed for insect high rise buildings. Interwoven with this heavily eroded, bleak clay landscape of ravines and steep valleys there's a network of small holes which made perfect caves for them. The Taliban-type insurgents have also set up a camp on the far side of the main peak. I think they are up to something. There's a sort of energetic tension in the air.

A few different tribes of wasps... a really cool all black one with yellow jaws... your standard orange and black striped ones.
Fascinating to watch them develop small networks of holes amongst the bees... which I must say treated me with a fair amount of respect.

I feel bad that I've dried up several of their water sources though.

Post of the year so far.

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 11:28 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Interwoven with this heavily eroded, bleak clay landscape of ravines and steep valleys there's a network of small holes which made perfect caves for them. .

Lucky you aren't trypophobic, LD.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 11:44 am

Union Cane wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Interwoven with this heavily eroded, bleak clay landscape of ravines and steep valleys there's a network of small holes which made perfect caves for them. .

Lucky you aren't trypophobic, LD.

I daren't go up too close to them for a wee peek, cane... in case some angry sergeant wasp (with a grudge to bear against humans) rushes to the front door and we gain eye contact with each other.

That's how you get bit. I use the "pretend you're not there... if you pretend I'm not here" method.

Like that car driver today.
http://www.theage.com.au/sport/motorsport/jamie-whincup-bitten-by-snake-at-v8-supercars-promotion-20150205-136psl.html
He was carrying a python (only) but it was hooked on his hand for over 4 minutes. They carry all sorts of nasty bacteria on their fangs.
The teeth point backwards and they don't want to let go when they feel threatened in some way.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 11:47 am

Go wild, go wild, go wild in the country. Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 11:55 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Go wild, go wild, go wild in the country. Where snakes in the grass are absolutely free.

Though I see the danger there
If there's a chance for me
Then I don't care.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 11:56 am

Wasps are pussies. Just need one of those electric tennis rackets.

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 12:04 pm

High noon, and not one swear has passed my lips today.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 12:27 pm

Union Cane wrote:High noon, and not one swear has passed my lips today.

Love that Tony Blair - good at rugby as well, I'm told.

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 12:34 pm

I'm thinking of buying a new car, do you have any views on Kia Picantos Union?

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 12:39 pm

Thanks for the support.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 12:39 pm

Can't wait for the next millenium in the year 3000

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 12:40 pm

Union, do you still cheat on Culture Cup quizzes and claim you knew the answer?

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 12:41 pm

W*nkers.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 12:42 pm

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 12:48 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Union Cane wrote:High noon, and not one swear has passed my lips today.

Love that Tony Blair - good at rugby as well, I'm told.

and something of a HEAVY METAL fan if I'm not mistaken

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:04 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Union Cane wrote:High noon, and not one swear has passed my lips today.

Love that Tony Blair - good at rugby as well, I'm told.
and something of a HEAVY METAL fan if I'm not mistaken

10 CC? REO SPEEDWAGON? HALL & OATES?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:07 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Union Cane wrote:High noon, and not one swear has passed my lips today.

Love that Tony Blair - good at rugby as well, I'm told.
and something of a HEAVY METAL fan if I'm not mistaken

10 CC? REO SPEEDWAGON? HALL & OATES?

I'm gonna keep on lovin' you.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:10 pm

Everybody's high on consolation
Everybody's trying to tell me what is right for me, yeah
My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
But it's plain to see that they can't comfort me

Sorry, Charlie, for the imposition
I think I got (it got it), I got the strength to carry on, yeah
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it's up to me, ooh, what will be

She's gone, she's gone
Oh I, oh I
I better learn how to face it
She's gone, she's gone
Oh I, oh I
I'd pay the devil to replace her
She's gone, and she's gone
Oh why, what went wrong?

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:14 pm

I assume Blair is a metal fan as they say the Devil has all the best tunes...no, that can't be true can it otherwise Simon Cowell would represent SLAYER. Mind you, his tendrils spread so far and wide these days there's probably no artist safe from his insidious influence from SOLSTAFIR to Bonnie "Prince" Billy

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:28 pm

Full METAL BLAIR:

by **seanmichaels** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:36 pm

The Blair Shah Project:

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:42 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
The Blair Shah Project:

I thought it was Dumb and Dumber

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:42 pm

Approaching 10k DAVE, I hope you have something momentous planned.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:46 pm

I'm close to 12345 - that's even better than a palindrome.

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:52 pm

That is an excellent number Jules.

Interestingly, it is 10 years to the day since the date was 05/02/2005 which has all the numbers 2 and 5 in twice and 0 four times.

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