The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:33 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 1:54 pm

Union Cane wrote:Approaching 10k DAVE, I hope you have something momentous planned.

As with my previous 9986 posts Union, I haven't given it much thought

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:00 pm

Union Cane wrote:Approaching 10k DAVE, I hope you have something momentous planned.

We should play Dave bingo for his 10k.

It will almost certainly include the following:

C*nt
F*ck
SLAYER
Bastard
F*ckwit
Northern
Southern
Fairies
Police
Peter Jackson
Bradley Pryce
Gay
TRUSSNUTS
STRINGY
STRONGY
R*tard

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:06 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Approaching 10k DAVE, I hope you have something momentous planned.

We should play Dave bingo for his 10k.

It will almost certainly include the following:

C*nt
F*ck
SLAYER
Bastard
F*ckwit
Northern
Southern
Fairies
Police
Peter Jackson
Bradley Pryce
Gay
TRUSSNUTS
STRINGY
STRONGY
R*tard

May very well have to compose something that contains all, more or fewer to do justice to my 10k. However, in keeping with the spirit of A/ My general posting history and B/ The efforts of other posters on their momentous occasions, a picture of dog licking it's own arse might be just as suitable.

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:15 pm

I expressed my 10,00th through the medium of Emo poetry Dave, in this day and age it is the only true form of expression.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:19 pm

Rowley wrote:I expressed my 10,00th through the medium of Emo poetry Dave, in this day and age it is the only true form of expression.

That was your 15,000th wasn't it?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:20 pm

his 15,00th you mean?

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:32 pm

Fair point Tina. Would still like to read the emo poetry written by Dave though, would like to see maudlin introspection replaced by barely suppressed rage about pretty much everything.

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:43 pm

I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

by **seanmichaels** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:44 pm

DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

probably best to avoid using your Lost prophets back catalogue....

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:50 pm

DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

Don't rip off any Keane, Tina will spot them a mile off.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:51 pm

DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

BINGO!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:51 pm

Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

Don't rip off any Keane, Tina will spot them a mile off.

F*ck you, c*cknose.

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:52 pm

Blizzarduous conditions in the east.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:53 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

BINGO!

FLEAGLE!

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

BINGO!

No, you premature c*nt, you have to wait until my 10,000th post for that game to start you f*cking Southern fairy. By Peter Jackson's gloves I'll chop your knob off and feed it to my dog, SLAYER.

I don't have a dog but it's always nice to write SLAYER.............................and knob.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:54 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

BINGO!
No, you premature c*nt, you have to wait until my 10,000th post for that game to start you f*cking Southern fairy. By Peter Jackson's gloves I'll chop your knob off and feed it to my dog, SLAYER.

I don't have a dog but it's always nice to write SLAYER.............................and knob.

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

probably best to avoid using your Lost prophets back catalogue....

No doubt there are people scanning the lyrics pages for signs of paedo-esque innuendo and I'd guess that all their albums are now flagged up in much the same way Mein Kampf and The Anarchist's Cookbook are flagged up at the library....or so I've heard.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 2:58 pm

Union Cane wrote:Blizzarduous conditions in the east.

are you in lowestoft?

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Blizzarduous conditions in the east.

are you in lowestoft?

No, are you?

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:02 pm

DAVE667 wrote: I'd guess that all their albums are now flagged up in much the same way Mein Kampf and The Anarchist's Cookbook are flagged up at the library....or so I've heard.

Has anyone actually read any of Mein Kampf. Hardly groundbreaking news but Hitler had some odd old ideas.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:04 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Blizzarduous conditions in the east.

are you in lowestoft?

No, are you?

I'm looking at my precipitation radar.

Felixstowe

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:07 pm

Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote: I'd guess that all their albums are now flagged up in much the same way Mein Kampf and The Anarchist's Cookbook are flagged up at the library....or so I've heard.

Has anyone actually read any of Mein Kampf. Hardly groundbreaking news but Hitler had some odd old ideas.

One of those books that I would imagine is quite difficult to explain away to any casual visitors or potential girlfriends unless you travel in certain circles. I always imagine the conversations Pete Townsend had with officers when he gave his reasons for being in possession of indecent images of children.

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:09 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Blizzarduous conditions in the east.

are you in lowestoft?

No, are you?

I'm looking at my precipitation radar.

Felixstowe

Yup. Stopped now. Sun's out.

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:11 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote: I'd guess that all their albums are now flagged up in much the same way Mein Kampf and The Anarchist's Cookbook are flagged up at the library....or so I've heard.

Has anyone actually read any of Mein Kampf. Hardly groundbreaking news but Hitler had some odd old ideas.
One of those books that I would imagine is quite difficult to explain away to any casual visitors or potential girlfriends unless you travel in certain circles. I always imagine the conversations Pete Townsend had with officers when he gave his reasons for being in possession of indecent images of children.

Got to be honest the woman in Waterstones did give me a bit of an odd look.

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:14 pm

Got a bit of sideways drizzle here in Bradford.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:15 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

BINGO!

FLEAGLE!

DROOPER!

Do I have to do everything myself around here?

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:16 pm

Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote: I'd guess that all their albums are now flagged up in much the same way Mein Kampf and The Anarchist's Cookbook are flagged up at the library....or so I've heard.

Has anyone actually read any of Mein Kampf. Hardly groundbreaking news but Hitler had some odd old ideas.
One of those books that I would imagine is quite difficult to explain away to any casual visitors or potential girlfriends unless you travel in certain circles. I always imagine the conversations Pete Townsend had with officers when he gave his reasons for being in possession of indecent images of children.

Got to be honest the woman in Waterstones did give me a bit of an odd look.

Then again screaming "Vor ist der glorious leader's greatest literary achievement, Englander schwine hundt?" is bound to raise a few eyebrows

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:16 pm

Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote: I'd guess that all their albums are now flagged up in much the same way Mein Kampf and The Anarchist's Cookbook are flagged up at the library....or so I've heard.

Has anyone actually read any of Mein Kampf. Hardly groundbreaking news but Hitler had some odd old ideas.
One of those books that I would imagine is quite difficult to explain away to any casual visitors or potential girlfriends unless you travel in certain circles. I always imagine the conversations Pete Townsend had with officers when he gave his reasons for being in possession of indecent images of children.

Got to be honest the woman in Waterstones did give me a bit of an odd look.

You reckon that was the book?

by **Union Cane** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:16 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

BINGO!

FLEAGLE!

DROOPER!

Do I have to do everything myself around here?

SNORKY!

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:17 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I could just rip off a load of My Chemical Romance lyrics and none of you would be any the wiser as to A/ if I'd written it or B/ What the f*ck I was driveling on about. In that sense it would be much like the majority of my posts and as such, highly unmemorable as befits such a momentous occasion...apparently

BINGO!

FLEAGLE!

DROOPER!

Do I have to do everything myself around here?

Sounds like Mrs TRUSSMAN as she picks up the phone and speed dials the Didsbury 2nd eleven

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:38 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote: I'd guess that all their albums are now flagged up in much the same way Mein Kampf and The Anarchist's Cookbook are flagged up at the library....or so I've heard.

Has anyone actually read any of Mein Kampf. Hardly groundbreaking news but Hitler had some odd old ideas.
One of those books that I would imagine is quite difficult to explain away to any casual visitors or potential girlfriends unless you travel in certain circles. I always imagine the conversations Pete Townsend had with officers when he gave his reasons for being in possession of indecent images of children.

Got to be honest the woman in Waterstones did give me a bit of an odd look.

You reckon that was the book?

I sleep easier believing so.

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:55 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Rowley wrote:
DAVE667 wrote: I'd guess that all their albums are now flagged up in much the same way Mein Kampf and The Anarchist's Cookbook are flagged up at the library....or so I've heard.

Has anyone actually read any of Mein Kampf. Hardly groundbreaking news but Hitler had some odd old ideas.
One of those books that I would imagine is quite difficult to explain away to any casual visitors or potential girlfriends unless you travel in certain circles. I always imagine the conversations Pete Townsend had with officers when he gave his reasons for being in possession of indecent images of children.

Got to be honest the woman in Waterstones did give me a bit of an odd look.

You reckon that was the book?
Shame the lady in Waterstone's can't say the same

I sleep easier believing so.

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:56 pm

OK bummers, here goes.........

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 3:57 pm

I bought it for my son. Turns out he wanted a book on Minecraft.

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 4:08 pm

C*nting life is so drab and glum
F*ck you, your sister and your Mum
SLAYER are the only band worth a damn
Bastard people just don't understand
F*ckwits breeding simply compound my fears
Northern winds will blow away their tears
Southern softies with la-de-daa ways
Fairies, woofters, bum jockeys and gays
Police brutally goes unseen
Peter Jackson, the best there's ever been (f*ck you Sully)
Bradley Pryce he's dead to me now
Gay, maybe but why not how
TRUSSNUTS can answer the question above
STRINGY just needs his mummy's love
STRONGY is no better, should have been drowned at birth
R*tard whose IQ is smaller than his girth

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Feb 2015, 4:10 pm

by **seanmichaels** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 4:14 pm

only just noted your location.

by Rowley Thu 05 Feb 2015, 4:15 pm

It is excellent work Dave, rage has generally been missing from the emo poetry world. I feel the balance has been somewhat redressed.

by Guest Thu 05 Feb 2015, 4:29 pm

EMO is short for "emotion" now......

RAGE is an emotion you floppy haired c*nts so why not try channeling that instead of self loathing and/or despair

I'd take a razor blade to the f*cking lot of them if they hadn't done it to themselves a dozen times already

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 7:59 pm

Don't normally come on here after work but that emo poem was well worth it. Bravo DAVE... bravo c*nt

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 05 Feb 2015, 8:02 pm

DAVE667 wrote:C*nting life is so drab and glum
F*ck you, your sister and your Mum
SLAYER are the only band worth a damn
Bastard people just don't understand
F*ckwits breeding simply compound my fears
Northern winds will blow away their tears
Southern softies with la-de-daa ways
Fairies, woofters, bum jockeys and gays
Police brutally goes unseen
Peter Jackson, the best there's ever been (f*ck you Sully)
Bradley Pryce he's dead to me now
Gay, maybe but why not how
TRUSSNUTS can answer the question above
STRINGY just needs his mummy's love
STRONGY is no better, should have been drowned at birth
R*tard whose IQ is smaller than his girth

*wipes tear from eye* I'm so proud of you

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 6:49 am

Morning all,

Thought for the day, crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they can both kill your dog...

Pretty large shoulders to stand on today leading from DAVE's emo poem.

Fist

by **superflyweight** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 7:13 am

Morning Rick

A sobering thought. I don't have a dog but I could borrow one for the experiment.

Sicond.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 7:16 am

Make it one of little yappy things super, the ones that gimps carry in handbags.

Morning, how you diddling this fine day?

by **superflyweight** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 7:29 am

Not bad, Rick. Thought I was going to have a relatively quiet day, but then noticed that some phuckers have put loads of meetings in my diary.

Any cultural plans for the weekend.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 7:38 am

I have a wedding to attend with the missus for some of her family which she doesn't like anyway but we haev to attend to placate some other random family member who she also does not like...

You know the ones... You?

I have noticed someone has snuck a 3-4 in my diary today, which is bad form on a friday...

by Rowley Fri 06 Feb 2015, 7:39 am

Morning all. I nearly had to go to Edinburgh this week, but in the end I didn't. That I'd indicative of the zingers I will be sharing today.

by **superflyweight** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 7:40 am

I have a "Family Fun Day" at my daughter's nursery. That's going to be hell on earth!

by Rowley Fri 06 Feb 2015, 7:41 am

With the exception of bags nothing that contains the word fun actually is.

by **superflyweight** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 7:42 am

That's a pity, jeff. If you'd come to Edinburgh we could have deliberately not met. I'll likely be staying over in Leeds on the 19th if any of the Yorkshire brethren don't want to meet up.

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