The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Once I caught a fish alive.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Forget it Haydos... Manuka is a Maori word. Some sort of flowering plant. Also a famous brand of honey in this part of the world.
Nothing to do with "30,000 years of Indigenous inhabitants..."

The idea was NZ and Oz would eventually become one nation - hence the reference to many Maori place names in Australia (and the new capital in 1927) especially in the late 19th / early 20th century.

Anyone else finding this match a little painful to watch?
It looks beyond Afghanistan's reach at the moment... unless there is a similar increase in the scoring rate towards the end of their innings.

What the f*cking WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!

DAVE667 wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Forget it Haydos... Manuka is a Maori word. Some sort of flowering plant. Also a famous brand of honey in this part of the world.
Nothing to do with "30,000 years of Indigenous inhabitants..."

The idea was NZ and Oz would eventually become one nation - hence the reference to many Maori place names in Australia (and the new capital in 1927) especially in the late 19th / early 20th century.

Anyone else finding this match a little painful to watch?
It looks beyond Afghanistan's reach at the moment... unless there is a similar increase in the scoring rate towards the end of their innings.

What the f*cking WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Would you believe wrong thread?

It should be in the World Cup one. TTF!!

There. I ripped it out for you DAVE but left our quotes there for others to ponder... WTF is that guy on about?!

Long day. Raf's postings on both threads must have confused me somewhat.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Forget it Haydos... Manuka is a Maori word. Some sort of flowering plant. Also a famous brand of honey in this part of the world.
Nothing to do with "30,000 years of Indigenous inhabitants..."

The idea was NZ and Oz would eventually become one nation - hence the reference to many Maori place names in Australia (and the new capital in 1927) especially in the late 19th / early 20th century.

Anyone else finding this match a little painful to watch?
It looks beyond Afghanistan's reach at the moment... unless there is a similar increase in the scoring rate towards the end of their innings.

What the f*cking WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Would you believe wrong thread?

It should be in the World Cup one. TTF!!

There. I ripped it out for you DAVE but left our quotes there for others to ponder... WTF is that guy on about?!

Long day. Raf's postings on both threads must have confused me somewhat.

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be, whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

The day Shah whispers words of wisdom is the day STRONGBACK wins "least annoying poster" in the annual polls

Forgot to tell everyone.

This hot bird I met about 3 years ago called me up out of the blue a couple of weeks ago. Seeing it as a very brave and positive move on her part... but will still need to have my guard up (don't think she is evil; on the contrary - she seems very sensible and pragmatic... have to wait & see)

When I casually mentioned I was "cleaning up" (the mud and blocks) she offered to come over and help me. Anyway, too late. Saved her pretty fingernails. Might get her over to do some other labour tasks though.

She was also giving me tips on how to properly moisturise my feet. She is into all this pharmaceutical stuff... lotions, creams.. and also is a nurse.

I'll keep you posted if interested.

T-Dog wrote:I'll keep you posted if interested.

Raf will be...

Bog off Rick... but I will be interested

rick_dagless wrote:

T-Dog wrote:I'll keep you posted if interested.

Raf will be...

Inbetweener Jay Sean will be along soon to say he's already had her

DAVE667 wrote:The day Shah whispers words of wisdom is the day STRONGBACK wins "least annoying poster" in the annual polls

slayer

Raf wrote:Bog off Rick... but I will be interested

Just looking out for you mate.

DAVE wrote:Inbetweener Jay Sean will be along soon to say he's already had her

I would imagine he will DAVE, as he is definately not g@y, because he infers as much in all his stories.

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

T-Dog wrote:I'll keep you posted if interested.

Raf will be...

Inbetweener Jay Sean will be along soon to say he's already had her

Whereas we will all know she mistook his arse for a garage and parked her monster truck there.

rick_dagless wrote:

T-Dog wrote:I'll keep you posted if interested.

Raf will be...

If feel like a rough version of him.

Funny thing is, I was married nearly 20 years ago... divorced after 4 years... then spent then next 10 or so meeting the whole smorgasbord of women from everywhere.

I experimented with women from vastly different cultures (really pushed the boundaries and it didn't work for me)... but I've come back like a boomerang to my "original"  and preferred choice of partner (what my inner voice tells me) ... basically your stock-standard Caucasian (very easy on the eye) with a more country-style background rather than some fast & flirty, fake city slicker. I just don't find those types of women all that attractive.... deep down.

My girlfriend started hitting the gym a few days ago. Pity as her more plump disposition grew on me. Guess we done with the bass and back to the treble

The Loaded Dog wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

T-Dog wrote:I'll keep you posted if interested.

Raf will be...

If feel like a rough version of him.

Funny thing is, I was married nearly 20 years ago... divorced after 4 years... then spent then next 10 or so meeting the whole smorgasbord of women from everywhere.

I experimented with women from vastly different cultures (really pushed the boundaries and it didn't work for me)... but I've come back like a boomerang to my "original"  and preferred choice of partner (what my inner voice tells me) ... basically your stock-standard Caucasian (very easy on the eye) with a more country-style background rather than some fast & flirty, fake city slicker. I just don't find those types of women all that attractive.... deep down.

Basically Rowley in a drag? Though I suppose easy on the eye doesn't completely translate into easy to see.

kingraf wrote:My girlfriend started hitting the gym a few days ago. Pity as her more plump disposition grew on me. Guess we done with the bass and back to the treble

Raf, she was going on about "good genes" the other day. The little light went on in my head: she somehow deduced that because some of my family members lived to a ripe old age... that I had good genes.

Didn't tell her about the great uncle who got gas poisoning and had his life cut short. That's sort of irrelevant though.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

kingraf wrote:My girlfriend started hitting the gym a few days ago. Pity as her more plump disposition grew on me. Guess we done with the bass and back to the treble

Raf, she was going on about "good genes" the other day. The little light went on in my head: she somehow deduced that because some of my family members lived to a ripe old age... that I had good genes.

Didn't tell her about the great uncle who got gas poisoning and had his life cut short. That's sort of irrelevant though.

Nurses are lovely women. Absolutely nothing you could do could surprise them.

ShahenshahG wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

T-Dog wrote:I'll keep you posted if interested.

Raf will be...

If feel like a rough version of him.

Funny thing is, I was married nearly 20 years ago... divorced after 4 years... then spent then next 10 or so meeting the whole smorgasbord of women from everywhere.

I experimented with women from vastly different cultures (really pushed the boundaries and it didn't work for me)... but I've come back like a boomerang to my "original"  and preferred choice of partner (what my inner voice tells me) ... basically your stock-standard Caucasian (very easy on the eye) with a more country-style background rather than some fast & flirty, fake city slicker. I just don't find those types of women all that attractive.... deep down.

Basically Rowley in a drag? Though I suppose easy on the eye doesn't completely translate into easy to see.

Smaller Adam's apple and a more sweeter girly voice I'd hazard to guess. She's a good height (for me), fit & healthy... stunning legs.
I remember going up in a lift a few floors (4) with her once. By the time the lift doors opened I had a massive boner.

Jeff, do you have a beard?

kingraf wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

kingraf wrote:My girlfriend started hitting the gym a few days ago. Pity as her more plump disposition grew on me. Guess we done with the bass and back to the treble

Raf, she was going on about "good genes" the other day. The little light went on in my head: she somehow deduced that because some of my family members lived to a ripe old age... that I had good genes.

Didn't tell her about the great uncle who got gas poisoning and had his life cut short. That's sort of irrelevant though.

Nurses are lovely women. Absolutely nothing you could do could surprise them.

Doesn't mean to say they still won't be disgusted by it

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:The day Shah whispers words of wisdom is the day STRONGBACK wins "least annoying poster" in the annual polls

slayer

A/ It's a given that's going to be classed as wisdom....same goes for OZZY and LEMMY
B/ You lose points for writing it in lower case
C/ You lose more points because you know full well it should always be written in upper case and have done it deliberately to wind me up.

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:The day Shah whispers words of wisdom is the day STRONGBACK wins "least annoying poster" in the annual polls

slayer

A/ It's a given that's going to be classed as wisdom....same goes for OZZY and LEMMY
B/ You lose points for writing it in lower case
C/ You lose more points because you know full well it should always be written in upper case and have done it deliberately to wind me up.

JIMMY HENDRICKS

DAVE667 wrote:

kingraf wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

kingraf wrote:My girlfriend started hitting the gym a few days ago. Pity as her more plump disposition grew on me. Guess we done with the bass and back to the treble

Raf, she was going on about "good genes" the other day. The little light went on in my head: she somehow deduced that because some of my family members lived to a ripe old age... that I had good genes.

Didn't tell her about the great uncle who got gas poisoning and had his life cut short. That's sort of irrelevant though.

Nurses are lovely women. Absolutely nothing you could do could surprise them.

Doesn't mean to say they still won't be disgusted by it

...but somehow still fascinated.

Agree with raf though. Lovely women... the best ones. Good to be friends with someone who knows a few remedies to various ailments.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:The day Shah whispers words of wisdom is the day STRONGBACK wins "least annoying poster" in the annual polls

slayer

A/ It's a given that's going to be classed as wisdom....same goes for OZZY and LEMMY
B/ You lose points for writing it in lower case
C/ You lose more points because you know full well it should always be written in upper case and have done it deliberately to wind me up.

JIMMY HENDRICKS

You have gone too far this time, Shah. I must now seek and kill you.

kingraf wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:The day Shah whispers words of wisdom is the day STRONGBACK wins "least annoying poster" in the annual polls

slayer

A/ It's a given that's going to be classed as wisdom....same goes for OZZY and LEMMY
B/ You lose points for writing it in lower case
C/ You lose more points because you know full well it should always be written in upper case and have done it deliberately to wind me up.

JIMMY HENDRICKS

You have gone too far this time, Shah. I must now seek and kill you.

This is more like my childhood

The Loaded Dog wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

kingraf wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

kingraf wrote:My girlfriend started hitting the gym a few days ago. Pity as her more plump disposition grew on me. Guess we done with the bass and back to the treble

Raf, she was going on about "good genes" the other day. The little light went on in my head: she somehow deduced that because some of my family members lived to a ripe old age... that I had good genes.

Didn't tell her about the great uncle who got gas poisoning and had his life cut short. That's sort of irrelevant though.

Nurses are lovely women. Absolutely nothing you could do could surprise them.

Doesn't mean to say they still won't be disgusted by it

...but somehow still fascinated.

Agree with raf though. Lovely women... the best ones. Good to be friends with someone who knows a few remedies to various ailments.

Or no qualms about sticking her finger/fist/arm up your bum?

DAVE667 wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

kingraf wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

kingraf wrote:My girlfriend started hitting the gym a few days ago. Pity as her more plump disposition grew on me. Guess we done with the bass and back to the treble

Raf, she was going on about "good genes" the other day. The little light went on in my head: she somehow deduced that because some of my family members lived to a ripe old age... that I had good genes.

Didn't tell her about the great uncle who got gas poisoning and had his life cut short. That's sort of irrelevant though.

Nurses are lovely women. Absolutely nothing you could do could surprise them.

Doesn't mean to say they still won't be disgusted by it

...but somehow still fascinated.

Agree with raf though. Lovely women... the best ones. Good to be friends with someone who knows a few remedies to various ailments.

Or no qualms about sticking her finger/fist/arm up your bum?

Whatever it takes. She has a calm demeanour which would probably make me feel more relaxed about doing something like that.

YEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeoooowwwwww!

Oooh, I think I found it! Keep still, please...

Just keep her away from your prostate. Last thing you need is an orgasm caused by a woman who had her hand in your bum

kingraf wrote:Just keep her away from your prostate. Last thing you need is an orgasm caused by a woman who had her hand in your bum

Yeah. Poor sod hasnt had a lot of luck with people who've dug out his back yard

who got milked?

TLD.

kingraf wrote:Just keep her away from your prostate. Last thing you need is an orgasm caused by a woman who had her hand in your bum

Depends if the alternative is having your eye gouged out by one of the Fury clan (I'm talking about John Fury, not the sensible Peter Fury)

Is everyone watching the car crash of a Tyson Fury's dad thread, or various minor celebrities who are dead?

I'm still alive Rick. Currently watching videos of Golovkin Knockouts and convincing myself Murray has a chance. Found a tell for when he throws a left hook though. The fight finishes

rick_dagless wrote:Is everyone watching the car crash of a Tyson Fury's dad thread, or various minor celebrities who are dead?

Not me, I've just got back from the annual Paris Metro singathon.

Pretty sure I'm dead.

Nope... Murray is up a creek without a paddle

kingraf wrote:I'm still alive Rick. Currently watching videos of Golovkin Knockouts and convincing myself Murray has a chance. Found a tell for when he throws a left hook though. The fight finishes

It really is pretty difficult to find an opening against him without being in the line of fire yourself

Raf wrote:I'm still alive Rick. Currently watching videos of Golovkin Knockouts and convincing myself Murray has a chance. Found a tell for when he throws a left hook though. The fight finishes

Nope... Murray is screwed.

sean wrote:Not me, I've just got back from the annual Paris Metro singathon.

You don't support Chelsea by any chance do you sean?

Jules wrote:Pretty sure I'm dead.

Waist up or down Jules?

rick_dagless wrote:

Jules wrote:Pretty sure I'm dead.

Waist up or down Jules?

Waste away.

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:Not me, I've just got back from the annual Paris Metro singathon.

You don't support Chelsea by any chance do you sean?

Nope, i'm a closet Leeds / Man Utd fan if that is possible.

sean wrote:Nope, i'm a closet Leeds / Man Utd fan if that is possible.

On the venn diagram of football supporters, those two teams tend to be mutually exclusive...

Music

Spoiler:

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:Nope, i'm a closet Leeds / Man Utd fan if that is possible.

On the venn diagram of football supporters, those two teams tend to be mutually exclusive...

Also makes him a c*nt of the highest order

Need a connection (fairly low brow music selestcions today....but i reckon Juilles will get one)

1. Me gal tease me and Take a look me fancy,Right from the clock Until me reach climax

2. I thought the sun rose in your eyes And the moon and the stars, Were the gifts you gave To the dark, and the endless skies

3. Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet

4. you could have a bumper car, bumping. this amusement never ends

5. ......one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your............

JuliusHMarx wrote:Music

Spoiler:

It's raining men, hallelujah?

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Music

Spoiler:

It's raining men, hallelujah?

Nope. It's 3 one-syllable words.

Rain cloth cat?

2. Roberta Flack. First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
4. Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer

seanmichaels wrote:Rain cloth cat?

No - all 3 words are the same word.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Rain cloth cat?

No - all 3 words are the same word.

Ha. Wet wet Wet?

Correct with your 2 answers btw

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Rain cloth cat?

No - all 3 words are the same word.

Ha. Wet wet Wet?

Yep