The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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We've all missed Tino this week. Everyone has said so, and I'd be putting this on record even if it weren't the thread split post. No, I would be, honestly.

I think we've found a way to recruit everyone in the world for Isis. Cold callers are going to be sliced to death one agonizing cut at a time

It is bit too cold outside so Jeff and Windows are probably snuggled up at home with their onesies and hot water bottles.

JuliusHMarx wrote:What's happening to this place? We've reached a new low if the ever-reliable rick is michaels-ing the thread. C'mon people, give me something to live for!

Stay away from the light!

ISIS is like Boko Haram for people who don't really like killing droves of people.

Tina returns from stalking Wlad and this place turns to sh1t. Surely a case to be made for jeff to take over the chair on a permanent basis?

superflyweight wrote:Tina returns from stalking Wlad and this place turns to sh1t.  Surely a case to be made for jeff to take over the chair on a permanent basis?

I've been busy, that's all.

He can have it if that is the will of the people.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Tina returns from stalking Wlad and this place turns to sh1t.  Surely a case to be made for jeff to take over the chair on a permanent basis?

I've been busy, that's all.

He can have it if that is the will of the people.

How many people will it take to constitute "the will"?

Twenty?
Fifteen?
Seven?
Three?
One dissenting voice?

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Tina returns from stalking Wlad and this place turns to sh1t.  Surely a case to be made for jeff to take over the chair on a permanent basis?

I've been busy, that's all.

He can have it if that is the will of the people.

How many people will it take to constitute "the will"?

Twenty?
Fifteen?
Seven?
Three?
One dissenting voice?

Just a majority vote of the full and associate members of the Culture Cup. Of which you are one, DAVID.

Before you cast your vote, please remember that Jeff listens to jazz. On a regular basis. Just putting it out there.

And likes a long soak.

seanmichaels wrote:And likes a long soak.

Good point.

I vote for sean as chairman

ShahenshahG wrote:I vote for sean as chairman

He isn't an option.

Bloody hell, Shah, this isn't the Night of the Long Knives.

I keep saying I should be the cricket club chairman but they don't want to give it to a pisshead (albeit a functioning pisshead).

I vote shah as our caliph.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Tina returns from stalking Wlad and this place turns to sh1t.  Surely a case to be made for jeff to take over the chair on a permanent basis?

I've been busy, that's all.

He can have it if that is the will of the people.

How many people will it take to constitute "the will"?

Twenty?
Fifteen?
Seven?
Three?
One dissenting voice?

Just a majority vote of the full and associate members of the Culture Cup.  Of which you are one, DAVID.

Before you cast your vote, please remember that Jeff listens to jazz.  On a regular basis.  Just putting it out there.

I vote to maintain the status quo STATUS QUO

Things did run rather smooth with Rowley steering the ship.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I vote for sean as chairman

He isn't an option.

Bloody hell, Shah, this isn't the Night of the Long Knives.

He should be de facto chairman. In this cannabis induced haze I remember us singing in school assembly about him

he's got the whole world in his arse
he's got the whole wide world in his arse
hes got the whole world in his arse got the whole wide world in his arse.

At least I think that's how it went.

seanmichaels wrote:I vote shah as our caliph.

I humbly accept

kingraf wrote:Things did run rather smooth with Rowley steering the ship.

It's a shame you don't have a vote then.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Things did run rather smooth with Rowley steering the ship.

It's a shame you don't have a vote then.

South Africa has had universal suffrage since 1993 whaaaaaite boy. And becoming a racist won't move my vote from sean to you.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Things did run rather smooth with Rowley steering the ship.

It's a shame you don't have a vote then.

South Africa has had universal suffrage since 1993 whaaaaaite boy. And becoming a racist won't move my vote from sean to you.  

What if I pledge allegiance to Allah?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Things did run rather smooth with Rowley steering the ship.

It's a shame you don't have a vote then.

South Africa has had universal suffrage since 1993 whaaaaaite boy. And becoming a racist won't move my vote from sean to you.  

What if I pledge allegiance to Allah?

Then I'd vote for Rowley

Jules wrote:What's happening to this place? We've reached a new low if the ever-reliable rick is michaels-ing the thread. C'mon people, give me something to live for!

Cheers for having my back Jules, appreciated.

I am abstaining from voting at this Juncture as I am not in possession of all the facts, can we have a live chatbox debate, and make sure the Green Party are involved?...

I'm not sitting in a room with a bunch of lefties, jocks or northerners (labour).

That is exactly the sort of behaviour that ensures Geoff will have my vote, Tiña.

Tough one today.

Affurs.

Spoiler:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Tina returns from stalking Wlad and this place turns to sh1t.  Surely a case to be made for jeff to take over the chair on a permanent basis?

I've been busy, that's all.

He can have it if that is the will of the people.

I have no will left.

seanmichaels wrote:Tough one today.

Affurs.

Spoiler:

Malcolm Rifkind.

That really isn't tough.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Tough one today.

Affurs.

Spoiler:

Malcolm Rifkind.

That really isn't tough.

You cheated

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Tough one today.

Affurs.

Spoiler:

Malcolm Rifkind.

That really isn't tough.

You cheated

What a churlish attitude.

Mal Maninga
Not sure the next one but I guess his name is Colin or Colm or something like that
Guitar riff
Some kind of Kindle device.

Current Affairs.

Done.

Loser.

Mal Meninga (note spelling)
Colm Meany (miles off, just guessing - or cheating)
Riff (again, note spelling)
Kin (as in a microsoft kin one).

Irrefutable evidence. Call the peelers.

Bender.

seanmichaels wrote:And likes a long soak.

Whilst both this and the Jazz are essentially correct, I want it noting I have never lost a fight to an eight year old.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:And likes a long soak.

Whilst both this and the Jazz are essentially correct, I want it noting I have never lost a fight to an eight year old.

Neither have I.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:And likes a long soak.

Whilst both this and the Jazz are essentially correct, I want it noting I have never lost a fight to an eight year old.

Neither have I.

It wasn't a fight Rowley, it was assault

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:And likes a long soak.

Whilst both this and the Jazz are essentially correct, I want it noting I have never lost a fight to an eight year old.

Neither have I.

It wasn't a fight Rowley, it was assault

That may or may not be the case. He is still older than 8.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:And likes a long soak.

Whilst both this and the Jazz are essentially correct, I want it noting I have never lost a fight to an eight year old.

Neither have I.

Ok, I've never had the s*it kicked out of me by an 8 year old. You're such a stickler for details.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:And likes a long soak.

Whilst both this and the Jazz are essentially correct, I want it noting I have never lost a fight to an eight year old.

Neither have I.

Ok, I've never had the s*it kicked out of me by an 8 year old. You're such a stickler for details.

See my above post for details.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:And likes a long soak.

Whilst both this and the Jazz are essentially correct, I want it noting I have never lost a fight to an eight year old.

Neither have I.

It wasn't a fight Rowley, it was assault

That may or may not be the case.  He is still older than 8.

He wasnt at the time of the incident

Benders.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Benders.

Cutter

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Benders.

Cutter

Spare us.

Beautiful work Jules, never stop

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Benders.

Cutter

Spare us.

As the right hand of IS, I doubt Shah will spare any of us when it comes to the cutting

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Benders.

Cutter

Spare us.

As the right hand of IS, I doubt Shah will spare any of us when it comes to the cutting

and as the left hand of the law, you'll be pestering a motorist when theres a real crime to solve.

Rowley wrote:Beautiful work Jules, never stop

Excellent. I won't, that's a promise.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Benders.

Cutter

Spare us.

As the right hand of IS, I doubt Shah will spare any of us when it comes to the cutting

and as the left hand of the law, you'll be pestering a motorist when theres a real crime to solve.

Hey, if these motorists followed the Highway Code (which, I may add, is there FOR A F*CKING GOOD REASON) then the Police WOULD be able to go out and catch proper criminals. As is stands though, much of their time is taken up with these arrogant ar$eholes who seem to think that certain laws are optional or that they are somehow exempt.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Beautiful work Jules, never stop

Excellent. I won't, that's a promise.

Surpised nobody else has joined in Jules, oh well, people are strange.

It's beneath them Jeff. But you can rely on me to come to the rescue.

Morning Cuppers, I see Jeff is getting some TRUSSY love on the boxing boards...

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