The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:37 pm

First topic message reminder :

We've all missed Tino this week. Everyone has said so, and I'd be putting this on record even if it weren't the thread split post. No, I would be, honestly.

by Guest Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:08 pm

BRIAN FERRY?!?!?!?!!?

For the f*cking sake of WTF the f*cking F******CK!!!!!!!!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:09 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Am having to listen to Fine Young Cannibals at the minute which is reminding me of the Culture Cup and therefore making me angry and nauseous at the same time.

It drives you crazy.

by Rowley Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:10 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Am having to listen to Fine Young Cannibals at the minute which is reminding me of the Culture Cup and therefore making me angry and nauseous at the same time.

It drives you crazy.

Dave getting angry is never a good thing.

by **superflyweight** Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:24 pm

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Am having to listen to Fine Young Cannibals at the minute which is reminding me of the Culture Cup and therefore making me angry and nauseous at the same time.

It drives you crazy.

Dave getting angry is never a good thing.

That'll be two dead prostitutes dredged out the canal tomorrow morning.

by Guest Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:25 pm

Steve Wright clearly a member of this forum as he's started talking IN THE MIDDLE of songs now.

F*ck you WRIGHT you pr!ck.

Hope Jackman doesn't turn up and sends that lad Dev Patel again and he can tell the story again about his nan watching him get naked when he was in SKINS again before talking AGAIN about being good mates with Judi Dench AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:27 pm

What the f*ck is going on Dave?

Is the tw*t turning up or what?

by Guest Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:27 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Am having to listen to Fine Young Cannibals at the minute which is reminding me of the Culture Cup and therefore making me angry and nauseous at the same time.

It drives you crazy.

Dave getting angry is never a good thing.

That'll be two dead prostitutes dredged out the canal tomorrow morning.

Be a week on Friday before they figure out that, whilst they have all the components for a "two dead call girl jigsaw", the hands don't match and somewhere out there in another call girl whose ability to give a handjob has been severely compromised

by Guest Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What the f*ck is going on Dave?

Is the tw*t turning up or what?

I have no f*cking idea mate and I'm f*cking finishing work at four o' f*cking clock and I don't f*cking care enough to change the radio in my f*cking car from Talk F*cking Sport to Radio f*cking 2 to f*cking well find out. That c*nt Wright now telling me Jackman will be "on soon"....b*sta*rd!!!!

Almost to the point of not caring now and just taking your word for it that Jackman is a c*nt

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:33 pm

Kill the f*cker Dave.

Sweep the leg.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:34 pm

Davie,
we're sorry,
won't you come on home,
we worry.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:34 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Kill the f*cker Dave.

Sweep the leg.

Ha! No sensei

by Guest Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:35 pm

Don't know, never been attacked by tree!!!!!!!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:43 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Don't know, never been attacked by tree!!!!!!!

Not even Special Branch?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:43 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Don't know, never been attacked by tree!!!!!!!

Not even Special Branch?

Lovely stuff.

by Guest Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:00 pm

Special Branch! Well, O-live and learn

by **Galted** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:04 pm

Back from SA with some fairly massive news to announce: I didn't bother with Hi-Tecs this time and instead took the rugged yet stylish sandals I bought in Houston. I almost wish that I could claim to regret my decision but I don't, the sandals were excellent, I was untroubled by stones and thorns and looked ulta-cool, especially when I sucked my stomach in. I've adopted a more languid gait since I've been wearing them, very different to the purposeful yet equally cool striding pattern I employed when wearing Hi-Tecs.

Some interesting arthropod interactions, Tino. Where normally they'd go crunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunch underfoot they now go

crunch

crunch

crunch

crunch
.

Would love to stay and tell you about all the adventures I had but I have to fetch the idiot cat.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:12 pm

Galted wrote:Back from SA with some fairly massive news to announce: I didn't bother with Hi-Tecs this time and instead took the rugged yet stylish sandals I bought in Houston. I almost wish that I could claim to regret my decision but I don't, the sandals were excellent, I was untroubled by stones and thorns and looked ulta-cool, especially when I sucked my stomach in. I've adopted a more languid gait since I've been wearing them, very different to the purposeful yet equally cool striding pattern I employed when wearing Hi-Tecs.

Some interesting arthropod interactions, Tino. Where normally they'd go crunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunch underfoot they now go

crunch

crunch

crunch

crunch
.

Would love to stay and tell you about all the adventures I had but I have to fetch the idiot cat.

On a normal day, I would call you a c*nt and tell you to f*ck off and die for the juvenile and antagonistic nature of your arthropod story.

But, and luckily for you, I have bigger fish to fry today in the shape of Hugh c*cknose Jackman. He makes me more angry than any wanton destruction of arthropods.

But I am a little disappointed in you nonetheless.

Welcome back.

by **Galted** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:14 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Back from SA with some fairly massive news to announce: I didn't bother with Hi-Tecs this time and instead took the rugged yet stylish sandals I bought in Houston. I almost wish that I could claim to regret my decision but I don't, the sandals were excellent, I was untroubled by stones and thorns and looked ulta-cool, especially when I sucked my stomach in. I've adopted a more languid gait since I've been wearing them, very different to the purposeful yet equally cool striding pattern I employed when wearing Hi-Tecs.

Some interesting arthropod interactions, Tino. Where normally they'd go crunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunch underfoot they now go

crunch

crunch

crunch

crunch
.

Would love to stay and tell you about all the adventures I had but I have to fetch the idiot cat.

On a normal day, I would call you a c*nt and tell you to f*ck off and die for the juvenile and antagonistic nature of your arthropod story.

But, and luckily for you, I have bigger fish to fry today in the shape of Hugh c*cknose Jackman. He makes me more angry than any wanton destruction of arthropods.

But I am a little disappointed in you nonetheless.

Welcome back.

Thanks. I am so sorry, I had no idea that c*cknose had reared his punchable head. I wouldn't dream of antagonising you when you're preoccupied in such a fashion.

by kingraf Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:15 pm

So, G-Man isn't dead? Phalaborwa is getting soft

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:19 pm

Galted
He's back
He's worse than Hugh Jack
(man)
Galted!
Galted!

by **Galted** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:20 pm

kingraf wrote:So, G-Man isn't dead? Phalaborwa is getting soft

My sandals are excellent for sprinting away from mobs. Because they fit snugly to my feet there is no flapping which could slow me or cause me to trip. And I can sprint over any surface due to the rugged soles.

by **Galted** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:20 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted
He's back
He's worse than Hugh Jack
(man)
Galted!
Galted!

I love you Julius, but now I have to fetch the cat. Galtova is shouting at me as I type.

by **superflyweight** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:21 pm

Could be that they just took pity on some poor mong in a pair of sandals.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:37 pm

I actually knocked over Hugh Jackman at Heathrow. If he's that guy who plays wolverine. I didn't realise it at the time but it was pointed out to me by the taxi driver. Stupid Kumquat was wearing sunglasses inside. Didn't even apologise for standing next to the corner and causing me to walk into him.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:40 pm

And raf Internet Explorer is brilliant. Chrome crashes every 5 minutes and firefox tries to eat the ram

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:42 pm

Congrats union. Best wishes to the missus and the little one, it won't be getting serviced for a while. Best wishes to the baby also.

by kingraf Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:45 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:And raf Internet Explorer is brilliant. Chrome crashes every 5 minutes and firefox tries to eat the ram

Each to his own, I suppose. Never liked IE's interface, and Chrome works a dream on my laptop/tablet hybrid. IE is also kak slow.

Saying that, thinking about it, Chrome does actually fall apart quite often... still, it looks slick, and the interface is beautiful. Style over (painfully slow) substance

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:57 pm

kingraf wrote:Style over (painfully slow) substance

I can see why you like it.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:57 pm

Never been slow for me actually not since 7 but my employers splashed out on the PC. So I don't really know if it's the hardware that makes it fast or If the software is good.

by kingraf Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:08 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
kingraf wrote:Style over (painfully slow) substance

I can see why you like it.

I'm not a style over substance man, Julius. My girlfriend is incredibly beautiful, granted... But she's also gotten a little Chubby now, and I'm still with her. Why? Because I love her mind. Just this afternoon I had some lovely lasagne. The presentation was awful, but I ate it, why? Because I could see beyond the presentation. Hell, my hair conditioner bottle looks impresentable. But I use it. Why? Because it's not the outside, but the inside which counts. A lovely jasmine fragrance inside.

by kingraf Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:09 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Never been slow for me actually not since 7 but my employers splashed out on the PC. So I don't really know if it's the hardware that makes it fast or If the software is good.

Could be the difference. My employers... haven't.

by Rowley Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:11 pm

Seriously, there are so many reasons in this post alone to see Raf kicked off the culture cup for good. Cumulatively they are surely enough to lead to an emergency vote. Conditioner indeed.

by kingraf Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:15 pm

Rowley wrote:Seriously, there are so many reasons in this post alone to see Raf kicked off the culture cup for good. Cumulatively they are surely enough to lead to an emergency vote. Conditioner indeed.

Well... It is really good conditioner. Head and shoulders above Head and Shoulders.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:21 pm

And it has a lovely jasmine fragrance.

by kingraf Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:28 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:And it has a lovely jasmine fragrance.

I do try look and smell good. Aiming to make a rather beautiful trophy husband.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:40 pm

Lot of effort in that Kingraf what with the cloning and the operations etc. Why don't you just ask sean to introduce you to his schoolmates maybe one of them will catch your fancy.

by kingraf Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:45 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Lot of effort in that Kingraf what with the cloning and the operations etc. Why don't you just ask sean to introduce you to his schoolmates maybe one of them will catch your fancy.

Yeah, but my girlfriend is prettier. And she doesn't feel the need to put it up my bum. It's a bit of a deal breaker that.

by **Galted** Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:09 pm

superflyweight wrote:Could be that they just took pity on some poor mong in a pair of sandals.

You're bloody lucky I never read that before I left, superfly.

Bloody lucky.

Bloody lucky.

Phucking lucky.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:48 pm

I purchased a wonderful pair of sandals about 5 years ago.

They had hundreds of tiny polyurethane "nipples" which gave the soles of my feet the most comfortable and invigorating sensation... with every step. Even though I used them so much; the nipples wore down only ever so slightly. Eventually, the side straps wore away though.

I highly recommend them for use in warmer climates. Much better than flip-flops.

Raf, did you walk around barefoot on the farm much?
I always start toughening my feet in spring by walking over sharp pebbles and dried out twigs. Blue metal gravel is perfect too.
By Christmas/early New Year I develop a tough layer of skin which is able to handle certain sharp objects and 57°C bitumen or concrete with relative ease. I've even walked over broken glass quite a few times... it didn't even penetrate my epidermis layer.
Think I might go for hot coals one day soon.

by **Galted** Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:14 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:I purchased a wonderful pair of sandals about 5 years ago.

They had hundreds of tiny polyurethane "nipples" which gave the soles of my feet the most comfortable and invigorating sensation... with every step. Even though I used them so much; the nipples wore down only ever so slightly. Eventually, the side straps wore away though.

Beautiful stuff, LD. Poetic and inspirational.

What was the effect on arthropods or is it too early (re Windows & Jackman)?

by kingraf Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:27 am

Morning G-man.

by kingraf Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:40 am

LD - As a young un, I probably did do a lot of barefoot walking. Now walk around with my flip flops. Feet don't have the required toughness for such anymore.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:50 am

Did Jackman turn up or phucking what?

Morning Raf,Galts

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:27 am

kingraf wrote:LD - As a young un, I probably did do a lot of barefoot walking. Now walk around with my flip flops. Feet don't have the required toughness for such anymore.

Don't get soft, mate... you're only 20!
By the way, does your girlfriend rub cream on your tootsies after a hard day in the studio?

Yeah, where the phuck was Jerkman? Did anyone listen to him? He irritates me so much as well.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:44 am

Probably too busy wearing shades indoors, C*nt

Morning TLD

by Rowley Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:52 am

Morning all, with the possible exception of raf, who may still be blacklisted for his conditioner post.

by kingraf Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:53 am

I wish! She'd tell me to toughen up and get her a beer, at which point I'd tell her I only have flavoured water and milk.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:59 am

Hi Rickster and Rowles.

I've just had a wash down after digging a ramp today. (or getting the final levels right)
Quite hard work... it was rather hot around lunchtime.

Just realised I have some "Dove Men's Care" shampoo... but I honestly just grabbed a grey bottle off the shelf in the supermarket about a year ago. Not into all those fruity looking ones.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:05 am

rick_dagless wrote:Probably too busy wearing shades indoors, C*nt

That has set me up for a brilliant day. Well done RiCK.

Morning all.

We need to work hard to get the thread split up for Thursday. Jeff's birthday.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:07 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Yeah, where the phuck was Jerkman? Did anyone listen to him? He irritates me so much as well.

And this. I bloody love you, LD.

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