The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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We've all missed Tino this week. Everyone has said so, and I'd be putting this on record even if it weren't the thread split post. No, I would be, honestly.

Would dearly love Superfly to say football or jazz now and force Tina to comply out of pre birthday politeness.

I wouldn't expect anything else from a 37 year old, Tina, but I just want to know the bloody answer.

Bubble Donkey?

What about footballers who like jazz?

Graeme Le Saux would seem a likely candidate.

Laurent Blanc.

Joey Barton

He's French, it goes without say. You're picking the low hanging fruit off going for him super.

Clarke Carlisle has a chance, he has appeared on Question Time.

Keith Dizzy Gillespie?

rick_dagless wrote:Joey Barton

Good call Rick. He is a Roses fan, he was at Heaton Park, but does seem to want to better himself intellectually so almost certainly knows his John Coltrane from his Sun Ra.

Peter Shilton
Paul Ince
Gazza
Gary Lineker
David Seaman
Terry Butcher

That's all I've got, sorry.

I am sure he has tweeted about it at some point Jeffers

I imagine that Peter Shilton listens only to Phil Collins' No Jacket Required but has an old tape of Graceland by Paul Simon in the glove compartment of his car.

superflyweight wrote:I imagine that Peter Shilton listens only to Phil Collins' No Jacket Required but has an old tape of Graceland by Paul Simon in the glove compartment of his car.    

Did he buy his car off Tina?

seanmichaels wrote:Music:

Spoiler:

SHAQuille o'neill
TAR
DON king
HESKey

Shaktar Donetsk

Arsed up the quote again Sean, that is the Foo Fighters.

Rowley wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I imagine that Peter Shilton listens only to Phil Collins' No Jacket Required but has an old tape of Graceland by Paul Simon in the glove compartment of his car.    

Did he buy his car off Tina?

F*ck you.

You can stick the thread split up your arse.

Rowley wrote:Arsed up the quote again Sean, that is the Foo Fighters.

oh c0ck

You're so quick to anger Tina. I think this is the main reason everything went far more harmoniously when you were away last week.

Rowley wrote:You're so quick to anger Tina. I think this is the main reason everything went far more harmoniously when you were away last week.

One week. One bloody week.

I've kept this place going for months.

Dublin likes Jazz....


Dion

seanmichaels wrote:Tough one (certainly likely to be beyond windows).

Sport

Spoiler:

The first picture didn't work you stupid nob jockey. I thought you were calling the tar an american sportsman. Was waiting for Rowley to drop his decent all round chap facade and start naming black sportsmen

ShahenshahG wrote:

The first picture didn't work you stupid nob jockey.

Say what you think, Shah.

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Tough one (certainly likely to be beyond windows).

Sport

Spoiler:

The first picture didn't work you stupid nob jockey.  I thought you were calling the tar an american sportsman. Was waiting for Rowley to drop his decent all round chap facade and start naming black sportsmen

Ok, just for you Shah. Jesse Owens

It did work you racist.

seanmichaels wrote:It did work you racist.

Sean calling someone a racist! Lovely stuff.

I've just looked again, there is no picture of O'Neil.

Just the 2 pints for me at lunch, then. Oh, no! "Team leader and boss in drunken lunch out." Shock! horror!

Going out with Oggy tomorrow night, then. That'll be be a quiet night in at the library... not!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:It did work you racist.

Sean calling someone a racist!  Lovely stuff.

I've just looked again, there is no picture of O'Neil.

No, there wasn't. And Heskey became Etsk. It was rubbish.

seanmichaels wrote:Tough one (certainly likely to be beyond windows).

Sport

Spoiler:

there bloody is. big chap, brown face, white teeth

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:It did work you racist.

Sean calling someone a racist!  Lovely stuff.

I've just looked again, there is no picture of O'Neil.

No, there wasn't. And Heskey became Etsk. It was rubbish.

It really was.

Awful, awful attempt at a picture quiz. Quite pathetic really.

Any plans this weekend, Jules?

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Joey Barton

Good call Rick. He is a Roses fan, he was at Heaton Park, but does seem to want to better himself intellectually so almost certainly knows his John Coltrane from his Sun Ra.

Sun Ra. Impressive Jeffrey. Had a bit of his stuff on vinyl back in the day.

here you go, direct copy from the quote

That picture of Shaq is just a little box with an X in it. It doesn't actually show a picture.

You all seem slightly on edge today boys, what's going on?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:It did work you racist.

Sean calling someone a racist!  Lovely stuff.

I've just looked again, there is no picture of O'Neil.

No, there wasn't. And Heskey became Etsk. It was rubbish.

It really was.  

Awful, awful attempt at a picture quiz.  Quite pathetic really.

Any plans this weekend, Jules?

First spring league match of the season Tino. Will all my off-season training pay off?

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Joey Barton

Good call Rick. He is a Roses fan, he was at Heaton Park, but does seem to want to better himself intellectually so almost certainly knows his John Coltrane from his Sun Ra.

How does punching Tom Huddlestone in the knackers help him realise this particular dream, then?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Joey Barton

Good call Rick. He is a Roses fan, he was at Heaton Park, but does seem to want to better himself intellectually so almost certainly knows his John Coltrane from his Sun Ra.

Sun Ra. Impressive Jeffrey. Had a bit of his stuff on vinyl back in the day.

That has made my day Jules. I only picked him in the hope of irking Tina, making you happy in the process is a lovely bonus, particularly as Tina did not bite.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Joey Barton

Good call Rick. He is a Roses fan, he was at Heaton Park, but does seem to want to better himself intellectually so almost certainly knows his John Coltrane from his Sun Ra.

Sun Ra. Impressive Jeffrey. Had a bit of his stuff on vinyl back in the day.

That has made my day Jules. I only picked him in the hope of irking Tina, making you happy in the process is a lovely bonus, particularly as Tina did not bite.

I thought Sun Ra was the baddy from ThunderCats.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

First spring league match of the season Tino. Will all my off-season training pay off?

I bloody well hope so. Grind them down. Run them around the court.

Will you be wearing small white shorts and a headband?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

First spring league match of the season Tino. Will all my off-season training pay off?

I bloody well hope so.  Grind them down.  Run them around the court.

Will you be wearing small white shorts and a headband?

Perv.

Showbiz:

Spoiler:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

First spring league match of the season Tino. Will all my off-season training pay off?

I bloody well hope so.  Grind them down.  Run them around the court.

Will you be wearing small white shorts and a headband?

Perv.

Unnecessary post julius, he does it without instruction/permission, stalkerish little w*nker

seanmichaels wrote:Showbiz:

Spoiler:

Are you some kind of idiot,this aint working either.

Stonehenge Cold Sean William Scott Chicane

Never heard of him.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

First spring league match of the season Tino. Will all my off-season training pay off?

I bloody well hope so.  Grind them down.  Run them around the court.

Will you be wearing small white shorts and a headband?

Don't say this Tina, every time you do the image I have of Jules is Cliff Richard. Given recent events Jules deserves better.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

First spring league match of the season Tino. Will all my off-season training pay off?

I bloody well hope so.  Grind them down.  Run them around the court.

Will you be wearing small white shorts and a headband?

Don't say this Tina, every time you do the image I have of Jules is Cliff Richard. Given recent events Jules deserves better.

It's difficult not to.

I want to imagine him looking like Pat Cash, such is the respect I hold him in.

But, alas, I drift back to Sir Cliff as well.

Stone Cold Steve Austin?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Get a decent computer. Even Jeff saw it on his typewriter.

STONEhenge
COLD
STEVE stifler
AUSTIN racetrack (circuit of americas)

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

First spring league match of the season Tino. Will all my off-season training pay off?

I bloody well hope so.  Grind them down.  Run them around the court.

Will you be wearing small white shorts and a headband?

Don't say this Tina, every time you do the image I have of Jules is Cliff Richard. Given recent events Jules deserves better.

It's difficult not to.

I want to imagine him looking like Pat Cash, such is the respect I hold him in.

But, alas, I drift back to Sir Cliff as well.

I like to see him as a Steffan Edberg type, that youthfully fresh type that belies his advanced years.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

First spring league match of the season Tino. Will all my off-season training pay off?

I bloody well hope so.  Grind them down.  Run them around the court.

Will you be wearing small white shorts and a headband?

Don't say this Tina, every time you do the image I have of Jules is Cliff Richard. Given recent events Jules deserves better.

It's difficult not to.

I want to imagine him looking like Pat Cash, such is the respect I hold him in.

But, alas, I drift back to Sir Cliff as well.

I like to see him as a Steffan Edberg type, that youthfully fresh type that belies his advanced years.

That could just as easily describe Madonna