The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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We've all missed Tino this week. Everyone has said so, and I'd be putting this on record even if it weren't the thread split post. No, I would be, honestly.

He obviously doesn't care about your birthday OP Jeff...

rick_dagless wrote:He obviously doesn't care about your birthday OP Jeff...

He

cares

little

for

Jeff

The Galted route is pathetic...
Double posts look better.

The Galted route is pathetic...
Double posts look better.

Double posts are just needy.

Double posts are just needy.

Triple posts are cool.

Triple posts are cool.

Triple posts are cool.

Chicken nuggets, quesadillas, and flavoured water to wash it down. My plan to lose 5kg this month has not started particularly well.

At all.

Didn't get to hear much of Jackman...heard Steve Wright ask him about a mullet and then had to dash off home. Wife had recorded Graham Norton and who should be on it? Hugh Jackman. Suffice it to say that I didn't watch it either. Have finally managed to convince her that there's more to life that the sh!t she watches on tv...namely, the sh!t I watch on tv so we're catching up on Family Guy episodes....only four seasons behind at present.

Difficult to watch properly as I keep laughing and as I have my son asleep in my arms in the evening I fear he'll end up retarded but seek comfort in the fact that it might be down to him having my brains as opposed to any injuries suffered whilst I'm chuckling away like an idiot.

Can't get into Family Guy. South Park ripped to perfection that one time, and I never looked at the random jokes the same agaon

Seth Mcfarlane's other written work also gives credence that not much thought goes behind the joke making. What the Frak was A million Ways to Die in the West about?

I think I preferred you when you were talking about Chrome and Internet Explorer.

Family Guy fan?

No idea, never watched single second of it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:No idea, never watched single second of it.

Too busy having dinner on the moon with Gary Coleman.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:No idea, never watched single second of it.

Too busy having dinner on the moon with Gary Coleman.  

I don't understand this.

That noob Jeremy Vine is now bemoaning the fact the couldn't get a chicken sexer (that's someone who tells what sex young hens are not the other Michaelsesque type) to come on his radio show and tell us the sex of a baby chicken live on air.

HOW THE FRACKING FRICKING FUGGING F**K WOULD WE KNOW IF HE WAS RIGHT?

YOU ABSOLUTE TWUNTING FRICKTARD OF A CUN(T)STARD

Fairly indicative of the type of jokes they do on Family Guy.

Raf's right, South Park ripped it to pieces. Well worth watching the Cartoon Wars episodes of South Park which should be available somewhere.

Raf is wrong about highlights, fake tans, conditioner and almost anything else you care to mention.

DAVE667 wrote:That noob Jeremy Vine is now bemoaning the fact the couldn't get a chicken sexer (that's someone who  tells what sex young hens are not the other Michaelsesque type) to come on his radio show and tell us the sex of a baby chicken live on air.

HOW THE FRACKING FRICKING FUGGING F**K WOULD WE KNOW IF HE WAS RIGHT?

YOU ABSOLUTE TWUNTING FRICKTARD OF A CUN(T)STARD

I can tell the difference between the male and female chickens at my old man's place. The females always have little bald patches on their necks / back of the head where the male has plucked her whilst bumming her.

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:That noob Jeremy Vine is now bemoaning the fact the couldn't get a chicken sexer (that's someone who  tells what sex young hens are not the other Michaelsesque type) to come on his radio show and tell us the sex of a baby chicken live on air.

HOW THE FRACKING FRICKING FUGGING F**K WOULD WE KNOW IF HE WAS RIGHT?

YOU ABSOLUTE TWUNTING FRICKTARD OF A CUN(T)STARD

I can tell the difference between the male and female chickens at my old man's place. The females always have little bald patches on their necks / back of the head where the male has plucked her whilst bumming her.

You must look like you've started chemotherapy then

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:That noob Jeremy Vine is now bemoaning the fact the couldn't get a chicken sexer (that's someone who  tells what sex young hens are not the other Michaelsesque type) to come on his radio show and tell us the sex of a baby chicken live on air.

HOW THE FRACKING FRICKING FUGGING F**K WOULD WE KNOW IF HE WAS RIGHT?

YOU ABSOLUTE TWUNTING FRICKTARD OF A CUN(T)STARD

I can tell the difference between the male and female chickens at my old man's place. The females always have little bald patches on their necks / back of the head where the male has plucked her whilst bumming her.

I think they need to know a bit sooner than that Sean but thanks.....also explains why a girl in my office wears a scarf all the time

Lol out loud.

Shah - do you have some type of auto alert function which lets you know instantly when there's an opportunity to mug sean off?

Actually I've wondered that myself. But the fact is I log in time to time and often only have only time to read. Michaels on the other hand michaels the thread so it's only his post I've yet to read so gives me a spare moment or so to insult and go back to work.

Plus nearly every post has the opportunity to pick at something...

However mods, this alert thing may be a winning idea.

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:That noob Jeremy Vine is now bemoaning the fact the couldn't get a chicken sexer (that's someone who  tells what sex young hens are not the other Michaelsesque type) to come on his radio show and tell us the sex of a baby chicken live on air.

HOW THE FRACKING FRICKING FUGGING F**K WOULD WE KNOW IF HE WAS RIGHT?

YOU ABSOLUTE TWUNTING FRICKTARD OF A CUN(T)STARD

I can tell the difference between the male and female chickens at my old man's place. The females always have little bald patches on their necks / back of the head where the male has plucked her whilst bumming her.

You must look like you've started chemotherapy then

Also poses a few questions about Jonjo Shelvey

Explains Richard O'Brien quite nicely...

DAVE667 wrote:
Also poses a few questions about Jonjo Shelvey

I just googled him. He's a strange looking chap.

Tino wrote:I just googled him. He's a strange looking chap.

You would have a weird look as well if you had been through what he had to go through to get that bald...

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I just googled him. He's a strange looking chap.

You would have a weird look as well if you had been through what he had to go through to get that bald...

I have a weird look anyway, RicK.

Not through being bummed senseless like Sean though.

phuck off nik nak. i was going to share a picture of the older woman I dined with the other day but you can get phucked now.

seanmichaels wrote:phuck off nik nak. i was going to share a picture of the older woman I dined with the other day but you can get phucked now.

Oh well. I'm sure I'll get through the day without seeing it.

she was a cracker.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:
Also poses a few questions about Jonjo Shelvey

I just googled him.  He's a strange looking chap.

Good lad is Shelvey if a bit volatile (remember him boll*cking Alex Ferguson as he was being sent off). Suffers from alopecia hence the patchy scalp which makes it look like he's had his "feathers plucked out" (unlike Richard O'Brien...you don't just list bald people Rick, think about it!!!!). Anyway, Shelvey took time out to visit a young alopecia sufferer like himself and generally gave the kid some much needed moral support...also, he's ex-Liverpool so he's alright in my book.

seanmichaels wrote:phuck off nik nak. i was going to share a picture of the older woman I dined with the other day but you can get phucked now.

Who the f*ck wants to see you eating tea with your nan?

DAVE667 wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:phuck off nik nak. i was going to share a picture of the older woman I dined with the other day but you can get phucked now.

Who the f*ck wants to see you eating tea with your nan?

she was a seductress. i'm thinking helen mirren, anne robinson man eater type.

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:phuck off nik nak. i was going to share a picture of the older woman I dined with the other day but you can get phucked now.

Who the f*ck wants to see you eating tea with your nan?

she was a seductress. i'm thinking helen mirren, anne robinson man eater type.

Translation - She was an old dear, there was no space left in the café and I had to sit opposite her for 20 minutes whilst she blabbed on about her daughter's hysterectomy

seanmichaels wrote:man eater

Woah-oh here she comes.

Anne Robinson looks more like a man-hater than a man-eater

not a gran....

Could be anyone....

It was genuinely her. hence why i've now removed it. Reckon she fed up with the old man disappearing on his BMW bike every week and wants some young bratwurst.

seanmichaels wrote:It was genuinely her. hence why i've now removed it. Reckon she fed up with the old man disappearing on his BMW bike every week and wants some young bratwurst.

So she's swapping a bloke with a BMW for a bloke with a BMX...forgive our skepticism won't you?

It was at Pennyhill Park which is a poncey spa / resort near ascot. There was some serious clout working there - bird filling my glass with champagne was a phucking ripper. Full of arabs / masarati's though so unless they wanted a bit of rough I was never really in the game.