The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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We've all missed Tino this week. Everyone has said so, and I'd be putting this on record even if it weren't the thread split post. No, I would be, honestly.

DAVE667 wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:It was genuinely her. hence why i've now removed it. Reckon she fed up with the old man disappearing on his BMW bike every week and wants some young bratwurst.

So she's swapping a bloke with a BMW for a bloke with a BMX...forgive our skepticism won't you?

She was intersting in my lawn and garden lighting business plan. You never heard of Lady Chatterley's Lover? I could be her Bean and at her bean if you know what I mean.

DAVE667 wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:It was genuinely her. hence why i've now removed it. Reckon she fed up with the old man disappearing on his BMW bike every week and wants some young bratwurst.

So she's swapping a bloke with a BMW for a bloke with a BMX...forgive our skepticism won't you?

phuck you windows.

seanmichaels wrote:It was at Pennyhill Park which is a poncey spa / resort near ascot. There was some serious clout working there - bird filling my glass with champagne was a phucking ripper. Full of arabs / masarati's though so unless they wanted a bit of rough I was never really in the game.

These are just random letters forming barely coherent sentences which neither prove or disprove your claims

What am I expected to do, believe that a bloke with barely repressed homosexual tendencies and questionable social skills is suddenly at the beck and call of attractive (albeit possibly half-blind, half cut and completely deranged) females?

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:It was genuinely her. hence why i've now removed it. Reckon she fed up with the old man disappearing on his BMW bike every week and wants some young bratwurst.

So she's swapping a bloke with a BMW for a bloke with a BMX...forgive our skepticism won't you?

She was intersting in my lawn and garden lighting business plan. You never heard of Lady Chatterley's Lover? I could be her Bean and at her bean if you know what I mean.

No she wasn't! Out of sheer boredom and no small amount of c*ntishness, she decided to string you along for sh!ts and giggles

we'll see. when i get the call to go and trim her bush in her cobham mansion i'll be the one laughing sunny.

actually, she won't have a bush so that joke doesn't work.

The odds of reaching 990 by Thursday somehow decreases every time sean adds a post.

JuliusHMarx wrote:The odds of reaching 990 by Thursday somehow decreases every time sean adds a post.

We could ban him to increase the chances.

But then we miss out on posts about how ultimately unsuccessful he is with women and how he has a completely made up superpower that no one takes seriously.

We need Union back as well.

We are a man down.

If Union's not here we are a man, an imaginary wife and an imaginary baby down.

I've got a day off tomorrow so won't be able to add my usual 4 posts packed with wisdom and wit.

Palindrome alert!

Et Voila!

At this rate we'll have to resort to posting about cricket & rugby, thus destroying the very essence of the culture cup itself.

We are never going to make it.

Jeff will be crestfallen.

How long have we got lads?

His birthday is Thursday.

This Thursday?

Easy enough, Lets name all the things that can fit in seans arse without touching the sides.

I'll Start.

Hovercraft

TopHat

Youre supposed to draw it out not take up 27% of the space in one go.

The Eiffel Tower

Vanessa Feltz 69ing or 00ing Jeff

Truss riding piggy back on a pig

Alex salmond sitting on pat butcher's face

Tino

Strongbacks bank account

A lifetime's worth of memories.

Three American Tourists chasing their elusive LLamas

Dave's list of people he wants to kill

Daves list of people he has actually killed

All the assault reports Tino has filed on his son

Some help would be appreciated you bastards, thanks Julius

Elton John singing Please no candle in this wind, piano et al

A Drunken george michael, driving endlessly because he cant find a place to crash

The aptly named Large Hardon Collider

Shaquille O'Neill

Two revolving doors and a service lift

A haemorrhoid suppository.

Bloody hell, Shah. You're a sick puppy.

Galted, Galtova and the cat engaged in a threesome.

Julius and the rest of his tennis club.

Superfly and his collection of midget porn.

Sean's bird looking to do a DIY IVF job to produce more suitable progeny

A mountain of Prefect badges

2/3rds of the biblical red sea

1/3 of the empty containers of liquid peroxide from Kingrafs debut at the culture cup

Venus Williams' Dongle

Serena Williams Dongle

ShahenshahG wrote:1/3 of the empty containers of liquid peroxide from Kingrafs debut at the culture cup

No, 1/8 maybe. There were a lot of containers.

Serena and Venus Williams with their dongles in each others manginas

Sonny listons wife

Buster douglas and his mum