The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.

Dangerous Dave's is a cornichon.....

Sean is a receptacle....

This is manly sh1t

Went on the forum at work. Didnt think i'd get on because school systems don't allow many websites unrelated to education. The only thread that I clicked on that their system wouldn't allow was this one.

I have deduced from this that someone from the education authority knows about Sean.

Evening all, started new job today, they are a bit strict on the internet policy. Might not stay there. Also sulking over my excellent pick getting very few votes on the music cup. As for Dinnington god only knows what happened Rick as I went to watch Villa. On reflection would rather have watched Dinno, equally as shyte, but considerably nearer and cheaper.

"spot fires and ember attacks moving south-easterly from Nudist Camp Track towards Maloney's Rd and Lancefield..."

Ouch!

Really hot here the last few days. High 30s. Shocking bushfire season ahead.

Jeff wrote:for Dinnington god only knows what happened Rick as I went to watch Villa. On reflection would rather have watched Dinno, equally as shyte, but considerably nearer and cheaper

Well we got hammered as well so let's never mention football again.. (or rugby)

TLD wrote:Really hot here the last few days. High 30s. Shocking bushfire season ahead.

Watch the unmentionables TLD...

Sicond

Turd bitches.

Nippy and cloying in equal measures

Dawn Raid training today. Joy.

Morning Rick the Shtick

How goes it?

Bit grim oop North too mate, winter is almost upon us, but at least it gives the Brits on the board something to talk about.

How you diddling this fine day mucker?

Shattered and bored and i've only been in for an hour. Miserable morning.

You start at 6? I suppose that is the best part of the day to get your work done.
Hardly anyone looking over your shoulder as you perform your precise and delicate work.

TLD wrote:You start at 6? I suppose that is the best part of the day to get your work done.

Gives me chance to polish off the BAU crap before tools enter the building...

I get angry enough waking up at 7. I'd have no qualms about killing someone for the first hour or so of my day; I hate being awake.

I enjoy the mornings to get work done, but if I am not in work, lie ins are the future...

Sluggish this morning

It is indeed, Jeff new role, sean probably balls deep in clunge, Tino just can not be bothered these days, and the new folks are late risers...

Sorry I'm late - just been reading Truss' love letter to Charlotte Church.

Morning supes, are we expecting a restraining order on the beefster?

Morning Rick.

Could be - its one of the creepiest things I've ever read and yet strangely heart-warming.

I may have a gander if my cockles start to cool down...

Morning.

Truss wrote a love letter?

Yep - it's in the off topic section.

Favourable responses so far. I think I've loaded it.

Ah... no. The fat one has taken a large bite.

Wow, that's pretty deep.

Knee deep in mud. Motor very ill yesterday so dropped it in at the garage by work. Went to pick it up at 4.30pm. Not even started on it. 25 min walk to station in pi55ing rain. Arrive at nearest station to new flat (5 miles). No taxis so start walking in pi55ing rain. Halfway back get quoted £15 for a 3 mile trip - feck off. Home by 7.30 absolutely drenched. Started all over again this morning, wet shoes, wet jacket, socks soaked..... Car only £150 so a result at the end of it all.

How's is the new flat, sean?

Besides the mud on the floors.

The Loaded Dog wrote:How's is the new flat, sean?

Besides the mud on the floors.

It is ok. Struggling to work the heating and hot water. No TV as yet which is an issue. Kitchen small but functional. Living room massive, big bedroom and ensuite is a bit bigger than I thought. Built bed last night, it is ridiculous. Supposed to be a king but usually my legs hang over the edge and they don't by a distance on this.

Had a bit of a meltdown on Sunday when I left the house / cats. Ex wasn't there, just a mate who is her sister's fiancee. He fell off the smoking wagon it was so heavy.

seanmichaels wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:How's is the new flat, sean?

Besides the mud on the floors.

It is ok. Struggling to work the heating and hot water. No TV as yet which is an issue. Kitchen small but functional. Living room massive, big bedroom and ensuite is a bit bigger than I thought. Built bed last night, it is ridiculous. Supposed to be a king but usually my legs hang over the edge and they don't by a distance on this.

Had a bit of a meltdown on Sunday when I left the house / cats. Ex wasn't there, just a mate who is her sister's fiancee. He fell off the smoking wagon it was so heavy.

To keep up the manly pretense, sean, i'll assume meldown means you went postal and tried to steal the cats.

Awkward.

Is the bed a king or what? Sounds as if you have enough space to create some noise with someone akin to Meatloaf's dark haired backing vocalist. The one who looks like that juicy bird from Married with Children.... Katy Sagal.

Morning all.

Tino.

I enjoyed your comment on the Charlotte Church thread, Alistair.

The fingering one.

Thanks, nice to have your work appreciated sometimes.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Awkward.

Is the bed a king or what? Sounds as if you have enough space to create some noise with someone akin to Meatloaf's dark haired backing vocalist. The one who looks like that juicy bird from Married with Children.... Katy Sagal.

As long as she gets the sponsors to provide a keg.

Katy Sagal looks less than attractive in Sons of Anarchy...she also does the voice of Leila in Futurama...and the starfish in Finding Nemo

Yeah, and a google image search of her will return plenty of shots confirming her t*ts will never sag.

Alistair wrote:Yeah, and a google image search of her will return plenty of shots confirming her t*ts will never sag.

Ooof. I would bum her something rotten.

Alistair wrote:Yeah, and a google image search of her will return plenty of shots confirming her t*ts will never sag.

Unfortunately the rest of her is...badly!!!!
Have recently gone back and carried on watching Modern Family...Sofia Vergara...vroooooom. Also read an article about the speccy daughter in Modern Family and how she recently had surgery to reduce the size of her gigantic bosom. Didn't notice it thanks to drooling over Miss Vergara!!!!!!!!!!

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:Yeah, and a google image search of her will return plenty of shots confirming her t*ts will never sag.

Ooof. I would bum her something rotten.

Her face make her the ideal candidate to be done from behind

I don't like Vergara's face.

Alistair wrote:I don't like Vergara's face.

That's fine, it's one less bloke I have to kill before I get to have sex with her

Alistair wrote:I don't like Vergara's face.

No need to look at the mantel piece when you're poking the fire.

Sagal was in an episode of Columbo.

sean wrote:Sagal was in an episode of Columbo.

She also plays a purple haired cyclops....

Vergara always reminds me of a caricature you get on the pier of from some busker.

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:Sagal was in an episode of Columbo.

She also plays a purple haired cyclops....

I've already done that one, Rick

DAVE wrote:I've already done that one, Rick

Dang, did you do the part about the cyclops being hotter than Katy Sagal or was that just implied?

If you're on about hot cartoon characters, my Mrs is the real life spitting image of Lois from Family Guy.

Do you look like Peter Griffin?