The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 1:17 pm

First topic message reminder :

Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.

by **Hero** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:10 pm

A few more pounds and probably.

by Alistair Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:11 pm

You must have a cracking personality.

by **Hero** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:17 pm

I light up the room.

by Rowley Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:21 pm

Can see why superfly and Rick hate their jobs so much. By thundering hell folk in the legal profession are dull.

by Alistair Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:23 pm

Afternoon, Rowley.

by Rowley Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:24 pm

Afternoon. I officially hate my new job.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:25 pm

Jeff wrote:Can see why superfly and Rick hate their jobs so much. By thundering hell folk in the legal profession are dull.

Yes they are, barring the "Zany" ones, who make you long for the dull ones... C*nts

by Rowley Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:27 pm

I would genuinely rather attend the Tory party conference with top hat than spend time with any of them.

by **superflyweight** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:31 pm

What's up with the new job jeff?

London lawyers are the worst. Utter c*ntslices.

by Rowley Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:32 pm

They are just dullards, serious dullards.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:33 pm

Yet in their heads they think they are a mix of LA Law and the wolf of wall street...

by **seanmichaels** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:37 pm

Rowley wrote:They are just dullards, serious dullards.

I thought a.) your last lot were dull, b.) you are a self confessed dullard?

by Rowley Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:40 pm

The last lot made these look like the wolf of wall street. I'm not dull I just have geeky hobbies, I'm terrific company.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:40 pm

I bet you're not looking forward to that first awkward birthday cake session, Jeff. For someone who you have simply never heard of; let alone even seen before?

by Alistair Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:43 pm

What will you do if they ask you to put some money in?

by Rowley Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:45 pm

I might not be here too long. Have another interview set up hopefully.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:46 pm

Rowley wrote:I might not be here too long. Have another interview set up hopefully.

Still in immigration? How many firms are there in Sheffield?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:46 pm

The worst thing is when there is some heavily pregnant 'colleague' who is already being farewelled for maternity leave... and you wish you were her in a slightly jealous sort of way.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 1:49 pm

I have been asked to stay on an extra month. Said I want my package paid this month if I and they are being funny about it.

I thought you could either temp straight after redundancy, of work asa contractor through a ltd company?

by Guest Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:01 pm

Hero wrote:If you're on about hot cartoon characters, my Mrs is the real life spitting image of Lois from Family Guy.

Loathe to say it for fear of the comments that will get made but so is my wife...............

by **seanmichaels** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:03 pm

Bought a 4K Ultra HD telly at lunch. And a hoover. And an Iron.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:04 pm

Do you have an ironing board or just use the corner of a table?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:08 pm

superflyweight wrote:

London lawyers are the worst. Utter c*ntslices.

90% of the people who work here are utter c*ntslices.

I'm not, obviously. And neither is Galted. Pretty much everyone else is.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:08 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Do you have an ironing board or just use the corner of a table?

I need an ironing board Doh

by Alistair Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Do you have an ironing board or just use the corner of a table?

I need an ironing board

Towel on the floor, problem solved and you don't have to find somewhere to put an ironing board.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:24 pm

Phillistine

by **Hero** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:27 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Hero wrote:If you're on about hot cartoon characters, my Mrs is the real life spitting image of Lois from Family Guy.
Loathe to say it for fear of the comments that will get made but so is my wife...............

Or have you just sewn the face of Lois Griffin onto a victim?

by trottb Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:54 pm

Evening/afternoon all.

by Guest Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:54 pm

Hero wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Hero wrote:If you're on about hot cartoon characters, my Mrs is the real life spitting image of Lois from Family Guy.
Loathe to say it for fear of the comments that will get made but so is my wife...............

Or have you just sewn the face of Lois Griffin onto a victim?

Very difficult to sew a cartoon face onto a human face...much easier to paint the dead person's face in the image of the cartoon character of your choice.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:55 pm

trottb wrote:Evening/afternoon all.

Alright Trott, lad. Don't see you round these parts much these days.

by Guest Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:55 pm

Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Do you have an ironing board or just use the corner of a table?

I need an ironing board

Towel on the floor, problem solved and you don't have to find somewhere to put an ironing board.

How pokey is your flat? It's an ironing board...worst comes to the worst, hang it on the back of a door.

by Guest Tue 06 Oct 2015, 2:56 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:Evening/afternoon all.

Alright Trott, lad. Don't see you round these parts much these days.

Sounds like something Mrs Trott would say

by trottb Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:02 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:Evening/afternoon all.

Alright Trott, lad. Don't see you round these parts much these days.

I was popping the boxing boards every now and then but that place is beneath even me now.

Nice to see you're still running this place.

by Alistair Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:03 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Do you have an ironing board or just use the corner of a table?

I need an ironing board

Towel on the floor, problem solved and you don't have to find somewhere to put an ironing board.
How pokey is your flat? It's an ironing board...worst comes to the worst, hang it on the back of a door.

I don't live in a flat.

by trottb Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:04 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:Evening/afternoon all.

Alright Trott, lad. Don't see you round these parts much these days.
Sounds like something Mrs Trott would say

She takes pride in letting me know where I have been and how poorly I performed whilst there.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:05 pm

trottb wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:Evening/afternoon all.

Alright Trott, lad. Don't see you round these parts much these days.

I was popping the boxing boards every now and then but that place is beneath even me now.

Nice to see you're still running this place.

Tightly run ship, pal.

How is Oz?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:06 pm

trottb wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:Evening/afternoon all.

Alright Trott, lad. Don't see you round these parts much these days.

I was popping the boxing boards every now and then but that place is beneath even me now.

Nice to see you're still ruining this place.

by Guest Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:08 pm

Alistair wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Do you have an ironing board or just use the corner of a table?

I need an ironing board

Towel on the floor, problem solved and you don't have to find somewhere to put an ironing board.
How pokey is your flat? It's an ironing board...worst comes to the worst, hang it on the back of a door.

I don't live in a flat.

But you do have doors?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:Evening/afternoon all.

Alright Trott, lad. Don't see you round these parts much these days.

I was popping the boxing boards every now and then but that place is beneath even me now.

Nice to see you're still running this place.

Tightly run ship, pal.

How is Oz?

Not sure about his side but this side... waiting for the cool change in about 4-5 hours (they say). Still 26 at 1am.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:15 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Not sure about his side but this side... waiting for the cool change in about 4-5 hours (they say). Still 26 at 1am.

Why didn't Oz pick the honeybear or whatever his name is? The Aussies look far too cosmopolitan in this tournament. Not one handlebar moustache and not a singlet in sight.

by trottb Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:18 pm

Oz is good cheers. Just starting to heat up again bringing all the snakes out. A woman died of a snake bite a couple of months back.

How are you and the family? Did they ever catch that Ray Mears look a like that was stalking your Landan?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:20 pm

If we get any more of the back 3 injured he may well get a call up.

I think Cheika may have decided not to name him in the final 31 because of that stint he had in Japan. But you're right... I'd love to see him let loose. Think he would thrive given a chance to do his stuff. Not sure if he is match fit though. He's been doing underwear ads (funny the first time) so his head may be in another place at the mo.

by trottb Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:23 pm

I think it was the Japan episode. He has been out of touch a bit since then. One of the funniest blokes to listen to / witness. Definitely a few screws loose.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:27 pm

I Love this quote. This is my romantic image of an Aussie:

It’s a little animal that’s not very big but it won’t back down from a blue,” said Cummins when asked to explain his nickname.

“I’m not saying I’m bloody going to fight everything but I’m just saying that if you do find yourself in a situation, you head down, bum up and have a crack at them...

“There’s a documented case where it took on a fully grown male lion, basically he’s clawed the canastas off the big fella and the big lion trotted off around the corner and died of blood loss.”

by Alistair Tue 06 Oct 2015, 3:41 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Alistair wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Do you have an ironing board or just use the corner of a table?

I need an ironing board

Towel on the floor, problem solved and you don't have to find somewhere to put an ironing board.
How pokey is your flat? It's an ironing board...worst comes to the worst, hang it on the back of a door.

I don't live in a flat.
But you do have doors?

Yes. I have an Ironing Board, I was just offering a solution!

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 4:14 pm

Alistair wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Alistair wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Do you have an ironing board or just use the corner of a table?

I need an ironing board

Towel on the floor, problem solved and you don't have to find somewhere to put an ironing board.
How pokey is your flat? It's an ironing board...worst comes to the worst, hang it on the back of a door.

I don't live in a flat.
But you do have doors?

Yes. I have an Ironing Board, I was just offering a solution!

Dissolve it in water. That would be another solution.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 06 Oct 2015, 4:29 pm

Potassium Permanganate.

by Guest Tue 06 Oct 2015, 4:40 pm

Aussies could use Possum Pomegranate

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 6:41 am

Fist bitches.

Rain Rain go away come back on another day, little Rick the flick wants to play, oh rain rain go away.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 7:02 am

'sup shah, stupidly rainy here too, the Bradford match got called off last night due to waterlogged pitch, cracking storm mind!

How you doodling this fine day?

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