The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.

Morning all.

Take it to a garage and tell them you think the flux capacitor is broken.

l*l nevermind managed to fix it

Morning Jules and Tino. How goes it

Knackered out, Shah. Played rugger for the 2nd's on Saturday. I can barely move today.

You?

I can fix stuff. What was it?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Knackered out, Shah.  Played rugger for the 2nd's on Saturday.  I can barely move today.

You?

l*l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Knackered out, Shah.  Played rugger for the 2nd's on Saturday.  I can barely move today.

You?

l*l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It ain't funny. I'm a f*cking cripple today.

Snapped gear selector rod. I was ok until the f*cking thing snapped spent an hour wrestling it to get out of reverse gear. Right outside an old people's home so if there had been an emergency sh*t would hit the fan. Then after I managed to fix it the f*cker flagged me down and said he'd reported it to the police. I'll never get on the most wanted list now. Police turned up and said you have to be careful where you park. Ok officer I'll take care to break down in a more convenient place next time. Dopey c*nt.

Been a while since I've played rugby. Was in a similar state to you by the end of it. What made you think you could take part considering that a 6 month old once put you in intensive care?

ShahenshahG wrote:Been a while since I've played rugby. Was in a similar state to you by the end of it. What made you think you could take part considering that a 6 month old once put you in intensive care?

I quite often play in the dads games but one of the dads also plays for the 2nd’s. He roped me in as they were short of players. Told me it would be a laugh.

Even the second 15 games are way more competitive than I figured they would be. It made me realise how easy the dads game is.

I now hate the b*stard.

Wouldn't catch me playing rugby even without back / knee issues. Thinking of joining a club as a social member though.

Tino plays a sport. I will have re-evaluate my entire view of him.

seanmichaels wrote:Wouldn't catch me playing rugby even without back / knee issues. Thinking of joining a club as a social member though.

I played hooker first half. Told the skipper at HT he either moves me somewhere else in the second half or they can play with 14 men.

Played the second half at number 9. Nice and safe there.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino plays a sport. I will have re-evaluate my entire view of him.

I wouldn't say that, Jules. I was just helping them out for a weekend.

I'm not making a habit of it.

Tino is willing to play a sport now and then. I will have re-evaluate my entire view of him.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino is willing to play a sport now and then. I will have re-evaluate my entire view of him.

From nice guy to all round hero?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino plays a sport. I will have re-evaluate my entire view of him.

I wouldn't say that, Jules.  I was just helping them out for a weekend.  

I'm not making a habit of it.

Sean says that about the gays

Rugby
Caused pain
Now he's walking like John Wayne

Tino!
Tino!

Tino
Caused pain
Now she's walking like John Wayne

Trott's ex!
Trott's ex!

Bent over in the scrum
He found it hard not to cum
Tina
Tina

His son
Caused pain
Hangs his head in shame

Tino!
Tino!

Rejected
No ID
Kicked out of the Law Society

Superfly!
Superfly!

Rolling
On the grass
Got a c0ck jammed up his as$

Tino!
Tino!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rejected
No ID
Kicked out of the Law Society

Superfly!
Superfly!

Could be painfully close to the truth if my CPD record is audited.

Question.

Work lunches, if everyone else is getting a Panini, should i still go ahead and order a main meal?

Alistair wrote:Question.

Work lunches, if everyone else is getting a Panini, should i still go ahead and order a main meal?

Depends what pub you go to. Work lunches here tend to be at ketchup pubs so you would be stupid to order anything other than a panini. If you lunch with windows however, opt for the a la carte menu, or the tasting menu.

If you're going Panini, then Mexico 86 was the best one.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:Question.

Work lunches, if everyone else is getting a Panini, should i still go ahead and order a main meal?

Depends what pub you go to. Work lunches here tend to be at ketchup pubs so you would be stupid to order anything other than a panini. If you lunch with windows however, opt for the a la carte menu, or the tasting menu.

I don't go out with my work colleagues, I've told you that countless times.

They are all like TopHat (although most of them are 6 stone lighter). Why would I want to socialise with people like him.

Hero wrote:If you're going Panini, then Mexico 86 was the best one.

Preferred Premier League '94.

Michaels,

Ketchup Pubs?

Alistair wrote:

Michaels,

Ketchup Pubs?

They smell of ketchup when you walk in. Beer and burger for £5.99. Usually takes 20 minutes to get served a beer. Used ketchup / mayo sachets on the floor.

Ah, ok, no, it's not one of them...

HOMEMADE BURGER infused with caramelised onion chutney in a ciabatta with chips & coleslaw 9.95
INCLUDES ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TOPPINGS: NEW FOREST CHEDDAR, DORSET BLUE, ONION RINGS OR BACON. 1.50 EXTRA EACH ADDITIONAL TOPPING

Have you been to the Mayfly?

seanmichaels wrote:Have you been to the Mayfly?

Years ago. Massively over-rated pub.

Alistair wrote:Ah, ok, no, it's not one of them...

HOMEMADE BURGER infused with caramelised onion chutney in a ciabatta with chips & coleslaw 9.95
INCLUDES ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TOPPINGS: NEW FOREST CHEDDAR, DORSET BLUE, ONION RINGS OR BACON. 1.50 EXTRA EACH ADDITIONAL TOPPING

A burger comes in a sesame seed bun...anything else. smash the f*cking place up. Sister-in-law took us all out for her birthday a while back, I ordered a burger and it came on a wooden platter....everyone else got a plate. I asked the "waiter" what the deal was, he didn't know so I asked him to take it back and put it on a plate like everyone else stating that if I wanted to eat my meal off a chopping board I'd go sit in the kitchen of another restaurant and take my food from under the chef's nose before he'd finished preparing it.

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Have you been to the Mayfly?

Years ago. Massively over-rated pub.

Yes, food was always average and very over priced. Good for affairs. Slightly out of the way.

Not many better looking pubs though. In fact setting wise probably the best pub I have been to.

Have you tried it on a Demi-Brioche?

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:Ah, ok, no, it's not one of them...

HOMEMADE BURGER infused with caramelised onion chutney in a ciabatta with chips & coleslaw 9.95
INCLUDES ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TOPPINGS: NEW FOREST CHEDDAR, DORSET BLUE, ONION RINGS OR BACON. 1.50 EXTRA EACH ADDITIONAL TOPPING

A burger comes in a sesame seed bun...anything else. smash the f*cking place up. Sister-in-law took us all out for her birthday a while back, I ordered a burger and it came on a wooden platter....everyone else got a plate. I asked the "waiter" what the deal was, he didn't know so I asked him to take it back and put it on a plate like everyone else stating that if I wanted to eat my meal off a chopping board I'd go sit in the kitchen of another restaurant and take my food from under the chef's nose before he'd finished preparing it.

Do you ever watch the Great British Menu Dave? You must love their presentation?

Alistair wrote:Have you tried it on a Demi-Brioche?

I believe a burger in brioche is the way forward.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Have you been to the Mayfly?

Years ago. Massively over-rated pub.

Yes, food was always average and very over priced. Good for affairs. Slightly out of the way.

Not many better looking pubs though. In fact setting wise probably the best pub I have been to.

In the height of Summer it's Wasp heaven.

Have you ever been to The Silver Plough at Pitton?

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Have you been to the Mayfly?

Years ago. Massively over-rated pub.

Yes, food was always average and very over priced. Good for affairs. Slightly out of the way.

Not many better looking pubs though. In fact setting wise probably the best pub I have been to.

Nothing gets a women wetter than travelling miles for p!ss-poor food and the promise of a quick fumble in the back of a car before going home to domestic drudgery

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:Have you tried it on a Demi-Brioche?

I believe a burger in brioche is the way forward.

It absolutely is.

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:Ah, ok, no, it's not one of them...

HOMEMADE BURGER infused with caramelised onion chutney in a ciabatta with chips & coleslaw 9.95
INCLUDES ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TOPPINGS: NEW FOREST CHEDDAR, DORSET BLUE, ONION RINGS OR BACON. 1.50 EXTRA EACH ADDITIONAL TOPPING

A burger comes in a sesame seed bun...anything else. smash the f*cking place up. Sister-in-law took us all out for her birthday a while back, I ordered a burger and it came on a wooden platter....everyone else got a plate. I asked the "waiter" what the deal was, he didn't know so I asked him to take it back and put it on a plate like everyone else stating that if I wanted to eat my meal off a chopping board I'd go sit in the kitchen of another restaurant and take my food from under the chef's nose before he'd finished preparing it.

Do you ever watch the Great British Menu Dave? You must love their presentation?

Yeah, my favourite was poached Doberman's tongue on a bed of butterfly wings served in a Doc Martin.

Ha!

[quote="Alistair"]

seanmichaels wrote:

Have you ever been to The Silver Plough at Pitton?

Looks good. Food good?

Unquote.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Have you ever been to The Silver Plough at Pitton?

Looks good. Food good?

Superb. Lovely pub garden as well.

Demi brioches? Ciabatta?

I leave you all alone for a few days and this is what happens.

Rowley wrote:Demi brioches? Ciabatta?

I leave you all alone for a few days and this is what happens.

This is above you.

Morning Shah...

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