The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 1:17 pm

First topic message reminder :

Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 7:08 am

Somewhat morose actually wondering how to stop some bad habits now that there is possibly another one on the way. Fizzy drinks, smoking, take away and domestic abuse.

How about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 7:44 am

Keeping all the bad habits i think, makes the good habits seem more tolerable, though have auditors in today so can see myself getting all stabby, expect a call...

by Rowley Wed 07 Oct 2015, 7:49 am

Morning all.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 7:49 am

Morning Jeff, all set for another day living the dream?

by Rowley Wed 07 Oct 2015, 7:53 am

Giving serious consideration to going dunblane in there. Give them something to talk about on the off topic section

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 7:54 am

Wahey. Morning Jazzy Jeff. The paymasters finally allowing you access?

Also, Rick, I'm in such a a mood that i'll waive 99% of the infidel customer tax levy if you find me a victim. Only pay 101% of the price - can't say fairer than that.

by Rowley Wed 07 Oct 2015, 7:56 am

Not yet Shah, on my phone at home

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 7:59 am

Shah wrote:Also, Rick, I'm in such a a mood that i'll waive 99% of the infidel customer tax levy if you find me a victim. Only pay 101% of the price - can't say fairer than that

Can't afford not to have a fatwa at those prices Shah!

Jeff wrote:Giving serious consideration to going dunblane in there. Give them something to talk about on the off topic section

Either that or put laxative in the milk...

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 8:10 am

Rowley wrote:Not yet Shah, on my phone at home

Same offer to you that I offered to rick

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 8:14 am

morning

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 8:40 am

Early Michaelsing.

Morning Mate

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 8:43 am

Morning sean

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 8:59 am

A Failure to be Fist

I'd like to be fist
But I don't wake up early
But if I did
Well then surely
I would be fist bitches
And then you'd see
That like sean's cricket pitches
I'd crack up before tea
I'm not even sicond
That's usually rick
Whose use of 'doodling'
Makes me feel sick
Then Jeff might show up
With his groans and his grunts
He's well p1ssed off
His new colleagues are c*nts
Tino might show up
At any time of day
Depends if Mrs W
Is at my place today
So I'd like to be fist
But will I be? Pah!
Everyone knows
That the fist one is Shah.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 9:08 am

Bravo sir!

by Alistair Wed 07 Oct 2015, 9:59 am

Morning.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:15 am

Sh1t on here today

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:17 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:A Failure to be Fist

I'd like to be fist
But I don't wake up early
But if I did
Well then surely
I would be fist bitches
And then you'd see
That like sean's cricket pitches
I'd crack up before tea
I'm not even sicond
That's usually rick
Whose use of 'doodling'
Makes me feel sick
Then Jeff might show up
With his groans and his grunts
He's well p1ssed off
His new colleagues are c*nts
Tino might show up
At any time of day
Depends if Mrs W
Is at my place today
So I'd like to be fist
But will I be? Pah!
Everyone knows
That the fist one is Shah.

Outstanding. Absolutely bloody outstanding.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:23 am

He's a poet and he didn't even know it.

Dementia.

Morning Tino, Alistair and Jules.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:26 am

He shags
My wife
He's part of my life.

Julio!
Julio!

by Alistair Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:26 am

seanmichaels wrote:Sh1t on here today

Did you buy an Ironing Board?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:30 am

He craves
A willy
and his arse can swallow a filly

Michaels!
Michaels!

by Alistair Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:33 am

His job.
It sucks.
They're all a bunch of f*cks.

Rowley!
Rowley!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:34 am

He is
A jock
He loves a bit of c*ck.

Superfly!
Superfly!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:34 am

He beheaded
his ex
makes semtex

shah!
shah!

by Alistair Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:38 am

His rhymes.
Are gash.
He loves his bumhole bashed.

Michaels!
Michaels!

by Alistair Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:39 am

Can't type sphin**er?!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:46 am

He makes
Me mad.
He's trying to kill Assad.

Shah!
Shah!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:49 am

bombed
by putin
looks like rasputin

shah!
shah!

by Alistair Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:52 am

I preferred the original, sean.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:52 am

His kids
Are thugs
Ergo he empathises with bugs
Tino!
Tino!

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 10:57 am

He took
A seat
Because his arse had to eat
Michaels!
Michaels!

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:01 am

He's made
Rowley weary
With his conspiracy theory
Alistair!
Alistair!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:03 am

It's Rowley
Not Rowley
His hair's a bit unruly

Jeff!
Geoff!

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:04 am

He describes
His co*k
By getting writers block
Michaels!
Michaels!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:06 am

Today
In verse
We cannot get much worse

Culture cup!
Culture cup!

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:07 am

I must
Confess
That this is causing me distress
Culture cup!
Culture cup!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:14 am

blimey, perked up on here, amazing what a bit of poetry can do, well played Jules!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:18 am

Ha. Work keeping me on after they pay me my bunce. mugs

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:21 am

Redundancy
Was mooted
The frenchie had him booted
Michaels!
Michaels!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:21 am

He's got
Some front
He's a complete and utter c*nt.

Seany!
Seany!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:22 am

The Russians
Are coming
He's in for a bumming

Shah!
Shah!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:27 am

He's always
on cue
To hang out the back of mrs W

Jules
Juuuules!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:29 am

He talks
some slop
He looks like Jurgen Klopp.

Seany!
Seany!

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:31 am

He thinks
He's witty
He's actually walter mitty
Michaels!
Michaels!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:33 am

He drinks
Aloe Vera
Sells carpets out of Palmyra

Shah
Shah

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:34 am

His sons
On the p*ss
Gave him a Glasgow kiss
Tino!
Tino!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:35 am

ShahenshahG wrote:His sons
On the p*ss
Gave him a Glasgow kiss
Tino!
Tino!

Disappointing.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:36 am

He's a stranger
to women
And often farts semen
Michaels!
Michaels!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:38 am

by **seanmichaels** Wed 07 Oct 2015, 11:40 am

he didn't want to
irk her
so slipped it through the burka

shah
shah

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