The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 01, 2015 1:17 pm

First topic message reminder :

Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:47 pm

Acts
Posh
When c0ck he loves to nosh

Tino
Tino

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Oh Shah
You're barmy
You're getting bummed by the Red Army

Shah!
Shah!

Putin
Has guns
But he'd rather look at Michaels buns

Shah
Shah

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:53 pm

He is
a gay
His missus was playing away

Trott!
Trott!

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:56 pm

He had
No style
Destined for Jeremy Kyle

Tino
Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:58 pm

My wife
Has big bumpers
She loves me in my jumpers

Me!
Me!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:59 pm

He touched
his willy
so his son knocked him silly
Tino!
Tino!

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:00 pm

he doesn't
like c0ck
it is beer o'clock

seanmichaels
seanmichaels

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:03 pm

She asked me
to ferk her
I said "slip off your burka"

One of Shah's wives!
One of Shah's wives!

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:04 pm

She said
You rule
Oh sorry she meant Jule

Marx
Marx

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:04 pm

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:05 pm

His new job
is sh!t
so it is back down the pit

Jeff Rowley
Jeff Rowley

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:06 pm

He's off
To the pub
In the men's he'll get a rub

Michaels
Michaels

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:07 pm

His Hi-Tecs
crush ants
He wears cargo pants

Galted!
Galted!

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:08 pm

On shift
In the lot
An act of terror he will plot

Shah
Shah

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:09 pm

Works with
A Kiwi
He has a tiny pee-pee

Mears
Mears

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:09 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:She asked me
to ferk her
I said "slip off your burka"

One of Shah's wives!
One of Shah's wives!

He calls
F*ck ferk
because his son left him merked
Tino!
Tino!

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:14 pm

From Allah
He's sent
To ruin monuments

Shah
Shah

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:18 pm

He likes
Grindcore
He severed the head of a wh*re.

SerialDAVE!
SerialDAVE!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:18 pm

He was
defenstrated
because his dog keeps his girl sated
TrottB!
TrottB!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:20 pm

New job
What a shame
We can't pronounce his name.

Rowley!
Rowley!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:26 pm

His head
is sore
Because he asked for more
Tino Twist!
Tino Twist!

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:29 pm

His job's
Not just
He'll find comfort in her bust

Rowley
Rowley

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:36 pm

His mines
Use slaves
We fear he has AIDS

Tino
Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:37 pm

His missus
Needed more girth
So he sloped off to Perth

Trott!
Trott!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:40 pm

He never
gets sex
because of Jr's oedipus complex
Tino!
Tino!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:41 pm

She was drunk
on rum
So I stuck it in her bum.

Shah's missus!
Shah's missus!

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:42 pm

His son's
Not tame
Much to his shame

Tino
Tino

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:She was drunk
on rum
So I stuck it in her bum.

Shah's missus!
Shah's missus!

That makes
you dumb
because you've now mixed our C*m
Ewww!
Ewww!

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:45 pm

His wife's
Not fair
She's part Rocky bear

Tino
Tino

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:46 pm

Anecdotes
So sad
Lies about living next to Wlad

Tino
Tino

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:47 pm

he sips
on honey
because his son took his money
Tino!
Tino!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:47 pm

I'm not saying
She's a ho
But we've all had a go

Trotts ex!
Trotts ex!

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:52 pm

He's ugly
As a turd
Had to go to Canada to find a bird

Tino
Tino

by trottb Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:55 pm

Self esteem
Got better
With an awful Next sweater

Tino
Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:56 pm

He is
called Trott
He had a gay marriage to Scott

Trottrf!
Trottrf!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:04 pm

His execution
was stayed
because the kinder egg ransom was paid
Tino!
Tino!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:19 pm

He needs
a wh0re
He's going door-to-door

Michaels!
Michaels!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:23 pm

His name
Is Ziggler
His missus lets me jiggle 'er

Adolfin!
Adolfin!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:31 am

Gutentag
I say
because you all are gay
Fist bitches!
Fist Bitches!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:32 am

Bright eyed and bushy tailed Shah?

Sicond

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:40 am

Dull eyed and bushy bearded my friend. Been in since 4:30 because employees needed urgent work done and the bastards didn't even turn up. I finished at 11:30 last night as well. Bring on the weekend. How about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:53 am

Crikey mate, you may as well just bring a tent to work, all work and no play makes Shah a dull boy...

I have had a crazy busy week (though not as much as you by the sounds of it) so I am looking forward to the last weekend for a while whereby I have nothing really to do, so hopefully kick back and relax!

You anything planned?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:02 am

rick_dagless wrote:Crikey mate, you may as well just bring a tent to work, all work and no play makes Shah a dull boy...

I have had a crazy busy week (though not as much as you by the sounds of it) so I am looking forward to the last weekend for a while whereby I have nothing really to do, so hopefully kick back and relax!

You anything planned?

WHAT?!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE?!

I'm just going to be sitting at home getting some rest in ~~if anyone asks~~

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:04 am

I'll chuck you an alibi mate don't worry, if you could keep it out of the Bradders area that would be super, as traffic around here at the weekend is a pain at the moment as all the roads are being dug up...

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:13 am

rick_dagless wrote:I'll chuck you an alibi mate don't worry, if you could keep it out of the Bradders area that would be super, as traffic around here at the weekend is a pain at the moment as all the roads are being dug up...

I'll do my best.

Although might end up having to as a distraction because it looks like West Yorkshire police are hot on SerialDave's trail.

He never could resist sending in sinister letters made from Beano cuttings

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:26 am

DAVE wrote:I'll do my best.

Although might end up having to as a distraction because it looks like West Yorkshire police are hot on SerialDave's trail.

He never could resist sending in sinister letters made from Beano cuttings

He has been off it since he hurt his foot mate, so the police know they are empty threats, they will wait until the first binbag full of hooker rocks up at the mirror pool and then take it seriously again...

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:56 am

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:I'll do my best.

Although might end up having to as a distraction because it looks like West Yorkshire police are hot on SerialDave's trail.

He never could resist sending in sinister letters made from Beano cuttings

He has been off it since he hurt his foot mate, so the police know they are empty threats, they will wait until the first binbag full of hooker rocks up at the mirror pool and then take it seriously again...

Did he actually hurt his foot or was he setting his alibi early?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:05 am

He was removing a corpse from his chest freezer and dropped it on his toe. The positive was that the corpse shattered into manageable roasting joints without the need for a cleaver.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:08 am

Both are viable options to be fair gents...

Morning sean

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:09 am

Thought about you last night, Shah.

I was watching a documentary about Britain First. They were campaigning in Luton. A rather large and intimidating chap who looked like he was of Pakistani origin threw a can of pop at the Britain First people. Then got out of his car and challenged them to a scrap. They declined.

Was it you?

Those Britain First people are absolutely mad as a box of frogs.

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