The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Hugh Jackman is a sunglasses indoors wearing obnoxious cockwomble.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:I'm not David guest although I am sure he would have enjoyed moulin rouge.

Poor.

He lived at the Savoy Hotel so I doubt it.

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:I'm not David guest although I am sure he would have enjoyed moulin rouge.

Poor.

He lived at the Savoy Hotel so I doubt it.

He also had a very, very nice house in Cambridge. I have driven past it on numerous occasions.

He almost certainly would have loved Moulin Rouge.

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:I'm not David guest although I am sure he would have enjoyed moulin rouge.

Poor.

He lived at the Mit De Saveloy Hotel so I doubt it.

I remember you now!!!! you're that Adam Da Man

Sounds like some flaccid woolly poof

Ignore this. Just testing the waters.

Good day to the chosen ones.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Sounds like some flaccid woolly poof

Very accurate description of Adam.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Sounds like some flaccid woolly poof

Very accurate description of Adam.

But poor form as it ignore his contribution to culture with his legendary raps.

Morning TLD and Tino.

Morning Shah. You well?

Passable, what about you?

Maybe take that pipe organ out of your arse and things will improve.

Now that, my dear friends, is very poor form.

ShahenshahG wrote:Passable, what about you?

Average.

What's up Tino?

I've had a very nice day. Thank you for asking.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Maybe take that pipe organ out of your arse and things will improve.

Now that, my dear friends, is very poor form.

Like being savaged by a dead Koala.

Are ye well?

ShahenshahG wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Maybe take that pipe organ out of your arse and things will improve.

Now that, my dear friends, is very poor form.

Like being savaged by a dead Koala.

Are ye well?

Fine thanks.
The koala is still not very responsive though.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:I'm not David guest although I am sure he would have enjoyed moulin rouge.

Poor.

He lived at the Mit De Saveloy Hotel so I doubt it.

I remember you now!!!! you're that Adam Da Man

Who is Da Man?

The Loaded Dog wrote:What's up Tino?

I've had a very nice day. Thank you for asking.

We assume you've had a nice day, LD. We don't need to ask.

Nothing wrong in particular, just can't summon up the enthusiasm today. I'm normally a glass half full kind of chap but I am left with the spittle at the bottom of the cup today.

The old Nepalese man showed up this morning. Was thinking of what you have told me, Shah.
Couldn't find an excuse to be violently aggressive towards him despite the fact that he was technically trespassing again.

Surely my set up for you above will garner some enthusiasm for you?

I've always wondered what Liza Minnelli saw in him. Apart from his convenient abode.

Did he overdose, Adam? Or is it a possible case of hotel food poisoning?

I heard that when the staff heard that David had died, they all assumed it was David Bowie.

Apparently some of his ashes were chucked on an island in the barrier reef.
Other ashes in the UK and France I think. He really does get around doesn't he?

The Loaded Dog wrote:The old Nepalese man showed up this morning. Was thinking of what you have told me, Shah.
Couldn't find an excuse to be violently aggressive towards him despite the fact that he was technically trespassing again.

He might just be lonely but yeah they kill you with kindness. Be careful, not so much of him fleecing you as it is him guilting you into more work or paying over the odds for a non trade organisation worker.

Morning people, apologies for my tardiness once again Shah/TLD et al but I was playing a game of "Gest Who"

Luckily I was right.

I was beginning to wonder what time rick gest-apo in the morning

ShahenshahG wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:The old Nepalese man showed up this morning. Was thinking of what you have told me, Shah.
Couldn't find an excuse to be violently aggressive towards him despite the fact that he was technically trespassing again.

He might just be lonely but yeah they kill you with kindness. Be careful, not so much of him fleecing you as it is him guilting you into more work or paying over the odds for a non trade organisation worker.

I think he was trying to get me to go to Kathmandu to marry someone... yeah right!
Had to show him some photos of V - he left pretty quickly after that. He seemed quite embarrassed.
Just need to get one side gate put on and then organise a motion detector laser taser... or harpoon gun... to deter him and others.
Starting to get a little annoying and testing my patience.

I just killed one of the last mosquitos (of the season) mid air with my trap-fist method.
Sort of like a venus fly trap but with your hand. Sean might know what I'm talking about. Had to anticipate its flight path... and bingo.. a kill!

A few weeks back there were maybe 6 or so per night but since the temperature has dropped there are a few stragglers which seem disoriented and tired. Read somewhere that some can fly at 25-30 km/h... however this one was going at about 10-12km/h I'd say.

Morning all, did David's mother call pregnancy her gest-ation period?

Any, please stop with the sh!t music links or I'll f*ck you up faster than a cobra with a flickknife

DAVE wrote:Any, please stop with the sh!t music links or I'll f*ck you up faster than a cobra with a flickknife

Be my Gest mate...

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE wrote:Any, please stop with the sh!t music links or I'll f*ck you up faster than a cobra with a flickknife

Be my Gest mate...

Rick in deperate need of a sex

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE wrote:Any, please stop with the sh!t music links or I'll f*ck you up faster than a cobra with a flickknife

Be my Gest mate...

Rick in deperate need of a sex

Sad but true mate, run out of rohypnol as well...

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE wrote:Any, please stop with the sh!t music links or I'll f*ck you up faster than a cobra with a flickknife

Be my Gest mate...

Rick in deperate need of a sex

Sad but true mate, run out of rohypnol as well...

Gest use a clawhammer to subdue them...sorry ladies, it's all in Gest (which is what I'm sure his boyfriends said)

I thought his boyfriend was Liza Minelli...

Not for years, like Elton, he had a "wife" for appearances sake then decided "what the heck, I'm not fooling anyone"

Ah, fairy nuff (pun intended) was he not bezzie mates with Jacko as well?

Strange group of friends, David Gest/Michael Jackson/Uri Geller

rick_dagless wrote:Uri Geller

Bender.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Uri Geller

Bender.

Good at spooning.

Adam D wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:I'm not David guest although I am sure he would have enjoyed moulin rouge.

Poor.

He lived at the Mit De Saveloy Hotel so I doubt it.

I remember you now!!!! you're that Adam Da Man

Who is Da Man?

Not you.

Morning.

Alex Daman....whoa yeah, let's call Oscar and get this mother on.

Oscar who?

De La Hoya? Mayer? Pistorious?

I'm not Sir Arnold Wesker.

That was cruel Dave. Stall ing rick in his quest to anger some runner beans

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:I'm not David guest although I am sure he would have enjoyed moulin rouge.

Poor.

He lived at the Savoy Hotel so I doubt it.

He also had a very, very nice house in Cambridge.  I have driven past it on numerous occasions.

He almost certainly would have loved Moulin Rouge.

Don't you come anywhere near Cambridge again. We don't want you

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:I'm not David guest although I am sure he would have enjoyed moulin rouge.

Poor.

He lived at the Savoy Hotel so I doubt it.

He also had a very, very nice house in Cambridge.  I have driven past it on numerous occasions.

He almost certainly would have loved Moulin Rouge.

Don't you come anywhere near Cambridge again. We don't want you

Do the people of Cambridge know you like watching oily men in tights grapple with each other?

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:I'm not David guest although I am sure he would have enjoyed moulin rouge.

Poor.

He lived at the Savoy Hotel so I doubt it.

He also had a very, very nice house in Cambridge.  I have driven past it on numerous occasions.

He almost certainly would have loved Moulin Rouge.

Don't you come anywhere near Cambridge again. We don't want you

I'm contributing to your economy. Spending money in John Lewis. I quite like The Eagle pub as well. And The Pint Shop over the road.

I suspect you've (slowly) served me a drink or two in there.

ShahenshahG wrote:That was cruel Dave. Stall ing rick in his quest to anger some runner beans

I thought it became quite CC worthy with the mention of Richard Gere's bumhole

I met the now departed David Gest once. He was out in Manchester with former Hearsay singer Kym Marsh. He seemed a nice bloke. Not sure I'll warrant an invite to the funeral on the back of the encounter if I'm honest.

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:That was cruel Dave. Stall ing rick in his quest to anger some runner beans

I thought it became quite CC worthy with the mention of Richard Gere's bumhole

It did and it always will when a bumhole is mentioned but rick was looking for catharsis not banter.

Rowley wrote:I met the now departed David Gest once. He was out in Manchester with former Hearsay singer Kym Marsh. He seemed a nice bloke. Not sure I'll warrant an invite to the funeral on the back of the encounter if I'm honest.

Take your father in law to the funeral and record the results

Mushroom soup (normal not cream of) Sausage baguette... 8/10

6 boiled eggs. 2/10

ShahenshahG wrote:6 boiled eggs. 2/10

Don't stand downwind of you.