The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Hugh Jackman is a sunglasses indoors wearing obnoxious cockwomble.

Did you have soldiers Shah?

rick_dagless wrote:Did you have soldiers Shah?

Millions of them. They call them martyrs I think.

Continuously subjecting them to Yolkboarding...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Did you have soldiers Shah?

Millions of them.  They call them martyrs I think.

Cronus will/has avenged this scurrilous mendacity.

I have just been given a free egg mayo sandwich....

Just not my day today.

Think you'd had your egg quota for the year, Shah. Soldiers? Martyrs? Cannon Fodder come the Great Reckoning?

Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jeez.

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Were you eating them off Frank's back?

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Were you eating them off Frank's back?

You mean, Kellie?

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Were you eating them off Frank's back?

You mean, Kellie?

To be fair mate, asking if I'm confused as to whether you're eating chips off the back of Frank Bruno whilst you're f*cking him or eating chips off the back of Kellie Maloney whilst you're f*cking him/her does little to improve your initial response.

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Were you eating them off Frank's back?

You mean, Kellie?

To be fair mate, asking if I'm confused as to whether you're eating chips off the back of Frank Bruno whilst you're f*cking him or eating chips off the back of Kellie Maloney whilst you're f*cking him/her does little to improve your initial response.

I wasn't looking for a Pulitzer Prize, DAVE.

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Were you eating them off Frank's back?

You mean, Kellie?

To be fair mate, asking if I'm confused as to whether you're eating chips off the back of Frank Bruno whilst you're f*cking him or eating chips off the back of Kellie Maloney whilst you're f*cking him/her does little to improve your initial response.

Now we know his real obsession with JFK, Juxtapositioning Frank and Kellie. You are one sick individual Alistair but at least you're an equal opportunities pervert. How much of that is through choice and how much is through sheer desperation is up in the air ( Like Bruno and Kellie's respective bums)

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Were you eating them off Frank's back?

You mean, Kellie?

To be fair mate, asking if I'm confused as to whether you're eating chips off the back of Frank Bruno whilst you're f*cking him or eating chips off the back of Kellie Maloney whilst you're f*cking him/her does little to improve your initial response.

I wasn't looking for a Pulitzer Prize, DAVE.

Just wham bam and thank you maam/sir and maam?

You shameless hussy.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Were you eating them off Frank's back?

You mean, Kellie?

To be fair mate, asking if I'm confused as to whether you're eating chips off the back of Frank Bruno whilst you're f*cking him or eating chips off the back of Kellie Maloney whilst you're f*cking him/her does little to improve your initial response.

Now we know his real obsession with JFK, Juxtapositioning Frank and Kellie. You are one sick individual Alistair but at least you're an equal opportunities pervert.  How much of that is through choice and how much is through sheer desperation is up in the air ( Like Bruno and Kellie's respective bums)

Much like Galted who seems happy to allow any homeless man to suck him off.

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Were you eating them off Frank's back?

You mean, Kellie?

To be fair mate, asking if I'm confused as to whether you're eating chips off the back of Frank Bruno whilst you're f*cking him or eating chips off the back of Kellie Maloney whilst you're f*cking him/her does little to improve your initial response.

Now we know his real obsession with JFK, Juxtapositioning Frank and Kellie. You are one sick individual Alistair but at least you're an equal opportunities pervert.  How much of that is through choice and how much is through sheer desperation is up in the air ( Like Bruno and Kellie's respective bums)

Much like Galted who seems happy to allow any homeless man to suck him off.

We all know it's Sean, hence Galted's trousers being in France as a keepsake for his ex.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Were you eating them off Frank's back?

You mean, Kellie?

To be fair mate, asking if I'm confused as to whether you're eating chips off the back of Frank Bruno whilst you're f*cking him or eating chips off the back of Kellie Maloney whilst you're f*cking him/her does little to improve your initial response.

I wasn't looking for a Pulitzer Prize, DAVE.

Just wham bam and thank you maam/sir and maam?

You shameless hussy.

Don't hate the playa....

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:Stumbled across the 'Frank Bruno's Chin' thread, jizz.

Hi Sean

Made me drop my chips.

Were you eating them off Frank's back?

You mean, Kellie?

To be fair mate, asking if I'm confused as to whether you're eating chips off the back of Frank Bruno whilst you're f*cking him or eating chips off the back of Kellie Maloney whilst you're f*cking him/her does little to improve your initial response.

I wasn't looking for a Pulitzer Prize, DAVE.

Just wham bam and thank you maam/sir and maam?

You shameless hussy.

Don't hate the playa....

What's wrong with the beaches in Spain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nClngy4-o4


Watch video first - particularly from 30 Seconds onwards. We need this guy in the culture cup, i'm telling ya, if only to stop him producing more songs.0

Went to the Poundland on Saturday.  Fairly crap.  Pretty handy if you're poor though.

Do you have 99p land down south Galted. Pretty much the same experience, but a little cheaper.

Not sure, Jeff.  Haven't seen or noticed one but I shall keep an eye out.

At the other end of the scale I saw a gold-plated Ferrari near Sloane Square on Sunday.  I was explaining loudly to Galtova that the real c*nts are not so much the owners but the people who take photos of the bling sports cars.  When she shushed me I realised that there was a large group of Chinese tourists within slapping distance of us clicking away on their iPhones.  I was so livid that I didn't take back what I'd said.

I'd quite like to take SerialDAVE to Sloane Square one day, it's full of people who deserve hammer-related violence.  Though, from what Tino says, SerialDAVE is all talk and no action (I definitely don't buy that though).

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning, Galted.  Thanks for showing my missus how it's done properly.

By the way, I think that SerialDAVE is all talk and no action.

I don't buy that, Tino.  Not for a moment.  SerialDAVE is hardcore.  He is the real deal.

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WITCHCRAFT

You can thank me later

Ffs, Shah, there are northerners on this forum. Can you not photoshop the price out?

I knew I'd forgotten something.

FIST NOTCHES


http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/13/guys-are-using-film-titles-to-describe-their-willies-and-its-mostly-good-clean-fun-5814268/

Morning Shah is one well this fine day?

Hmm, Movie for my Gentlemen's area... "12 years a slave maybe"

Sick

https://youtu.be/fZ4H1_zZPVU

Morning all.

Morning Jeff.

One is well dear one. Is one also well?

Mine would be the "Bridge on the River Kwai"

Or Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,

morning Jeff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD4Ks_EMQBY

Mine could also be "Alone in the Dark"

Sean's would be pulp fiction.

Unions would be code unknown

Tino's would be eyes without a face.

Also....Happy birthday to our second favourite founder. HEROOOOOOO

Galted - would be Crocodile Dundee

Tino - Children of the Corn

Good morning.

The honeybee has to travel an average of 43,000 miles to collect enough nectar to make a pound of honey!

rick_dagless wrote:Galted - would be Crocodile Dundee

Tino - Children of the Corn

Morning Tino, great start to the day.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, great start to the day.

Thanks riCK.

It is the best one so far.

How is the Rugger going by the way mate? Not caught up with the results in a while.

rick_dagless wrote:How is the Rugger going by the way mate?  Not caught up with the results in a while.

The last game I played was the one that left me with a nasty bruise from ankle from knee. It's still there as well. That will be 2 weeks this Saturday. It doesn't hurt at all which is strange.

I didn't play last Saturday (we lost) as I was Legoland but I am playing this weekend. We only have 2 games left this season but we can't move league position no matter what happens. We will finish 3rd from bottom irrespective of ours or others results but I am hopeful we will win our last two games as we have a few of the lads back from Uni who are pretty handy. They won't go into the 1st team as there is no point so we should have a much stronger squad for the last 2 games.

Good, detailed synopsis, and now I feel back in the loop, I shall be awaiting the results of the last 2 with great anticipation.

rick_dagless wrote:Good, detailed synopsis, and now I feel back in the loop, I shall be awaiting the results of the last 2 with great anticipation.

With as much anticipation as the bug fact of the day?

Are you still playing footy?

Yeah still playing football, and for some reason a bit more footgolf, which is much pedestrian and suited to my current physical prowess...

Highly recommend it, but to discuss a sport which is both Football and Golf would commit CC suicide to my profile I would suspect.

rick_dagless wrote:Yeah still playing football, and for some reason a bit more footgolf, which is much pedestrian and suited to my current physical prowess...

Highly recommend it, but to discuss a sport which is both Football and Golf would commit CC suicide to my profile I would suspect.

Tino is crying into his oatmeal. The last man standing is Superfly.

I suppose I could pretend it is action footgolf if that helps?

No Turning Back

Good morning stars of the cultural melee.
A fine start to your day; it just got dark here.