The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Wed 27 Apr 2016, 2:43 pm

First topic message reminder :

Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 May 2016, 9:06 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The link doesn't work.

It wont work. You need to take out the space that Shah put in to get round the swear filter, when putting the url in the address bar...

by Adam D Thu 12 May 2016, 9:10 am

seanmichaels wrote:So I go without then shah?

Welcome to my world.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 May 2016, 9:13 am

for the sake of feck you wandering pheasant

Click here you daft pillock

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 May 2016, 9:15 am

Adam you nonce. Fix the bloody swear filter

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 May 2016, 9:25 am

ShahenshahG wrote:for the sake of feck you wandering pheasant

Click here you daft pillock

Was that it?

What a f*cking waste of my time.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 May 2016, 9:27 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:for the sake of feck you wandering pheasant

Click here you daft pillock

Was that it?

What a f*cking waste of my time.

If you weren't such a cretin it could have been done in 5 seconds

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 May 2016, 9:29 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:for the sake of feck you wandering pheasant

Click here you daft pillock

Was that it?

What a f*cking waste of my time.

If you weren't such a cretin it could have been done in 5 seconds

It would still have been a waste of time.

If you're going to try and offend me, at least put some bloody effort in.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 May 2016, 9:36 am

This should cheer you up Tino.
Nice book

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 May 2016, 9:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:for the sake of feck you wandering pheasant

Click here you daft pillock

Was that it?

What a f*cking waste of my time.

If you weren't such a cretin it could have been done in 5 seconds

It would still have been a waste of time.

If you're going to try and offend me, at least put some bloody effort in.

I wasn't Tring to offend you. I was trying to encourage you to pick a new colour shirt and abandon the false hope that wearing spinach coloured shirts would turn you into popeye.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 May 2016, 9:40 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:This should cheer you up Tino.
Nice book

l*l out loud.

I may well have to buy that.

by Guest Thu 12 May 2016, 10:13 am

Morning all....can't access YouTube links at work and I'm f*cked if I'm going to waste my mobile data on being insulted by Shah.

Lovely day...apart from being sat across from the ~~Office~~ Force C*nt.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 May 2016, 10:20 am

Dave it's not an insult you ho. It's something you'd like. Only 5 minutes long and quite well edited

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 May 2016, 10:30 am

DAVE667 wrote:Morning all....can't access YouTube links at work and I'm f*cked if I'm going to waste my mobile data on being insulted by Shah.

Lovely day...apart from being sat across from the ~~Office~~ Force C*nt.

Sick Dolphin on him mate, he is not loving the boys in blue at the minute

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 May 2016, 10:30 am

I never would have guessed mine in 5 years and nine months.
Very creative Shah.... you double half-baked protein powdered nonce.

by Adam D Thu 12 May 2016, 10:37 am

I would never have guessed mine either...oh wait a minute.

You see how ungrateful the rest were (other than LTD) - you wouldnt get that from me.

by Guest Thu 12 May 2016, 10:40 am

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning all....can't access YouTube links at work and I'm f*cked if I'm going to waste my mobile data on being insulted by Shah.

Lovely day...apart from being sat across from the ~~Office~~ Force C*nt.

Sick Dolphin on him mate, he is not loving the boys in blue at the minute

I'd love to but the Force's reputation is in tatters at the minute and hardly likely to be helped with stories of some stroppy wrasslin' loving football hooligan being beaten to a pulp then having his broken, bleeding remains tasered and CS gassed then the events written up as him falling down an escalator.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 May 2016, 10:41 am

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning all....can't access YouTube links at work and I'm f*cked if I'm going to waste my mobile data on being insulted by Shah.

Lovely day...apart from being sat across from the ~~Office~~ Force C*nt.

Sick Dolphin on him mate, he is not loving the boys in blue at the minute

The Moderators?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 May 2016, 10:42 am

Adam D wrote:I would never have guessed mine either...oh wait a minute.

You see how ungrateful the rest were (other than LTD) - you wouldn't get that from me.

A belated apostrophe for your birthday Adam.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 May 2016, 10:45 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning all....can't access YouTube links at work and I'm f*cked if I'm going to waste my mobile data on being insulted by Shah.

Lovely day...apart from being sat across from the ~~Office~~ Force C*nt.

Sick Dolphin on him mate, he is not loving the boys in blue at the minute

The Moderators?

Think I'll give them a miss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2rki1fVnI8

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 May 2016, 11:03 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning all....can't access YouTube links at work and I'm f*cked if I'm going to waste my mobile data on being insulted by Shah.

Lovely day...apart from being sat across from the ~~Office~~ Force C*nt.

Sick Dolphin on him mate, he is not loving the boys in blue at the minute

The Moderators?

Think I'll give them a miss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2rki1fVnI8

This lot are much better - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJLt6MjdSdQ

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 May 2016, 11:12 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning all....can't access YouTube links at work and I'm f*cked if I'm going to waste my mobile data on being insulted by Shah.

Lovely day...apart from being sat across from the ~~Office~~ Force C*nt.

Sick Dolphin on him mate, he is not loving the boys in blue at the minute

The Moderators?

Think I'll give them a miss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2rki1fVnI8

This lot are much better - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJLt6MjdSdQ

Much, much better.

by Rowley Thu 12 May 2016, 12:18 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning all....can't access YouTube links at work and I'm f*cked if I'm going to waste my mobile data on being insulted by Shah.

Lovely day...apart from being sat across from the ~~Office~~ Force C*nt.

Sick Dolphin on him mate, he is not loving the boys in blue at the minute

The Moderators?

Think I'll give them a miss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2rki1fVnI8

This lot are much better - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJLt6MjdSdQ

Much, much better.

This lot ain't the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVwzJSfdZEA

by Guest Thu 12 May 2016, 12:24 pm

Check out "Repentless" by SLAYER...it's got Danny Trejo stabbing someone to death. What more could you want?

by Rowley Thu 12 May 2016, 12:25 pm

I'm sure it's absolutely charming but I'm not sure how it fits the theme to be honest Dave

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 May 2016, 12:34 pm

Ham salad sandwich, salt and vinegar crisps, just mixing it up... 6/10

by Rowley Thu 12 May 2016, 12:38 pm

New Stone Roses single being released 8pm this evening. Enjoy these moments this is literally as happy as you are ever likely to encounter me.

by Guest Thu 12 May 2016, 12:45 pm

Rowley wrote:I'm sure it's absolutely charming but I'm not sure how it fits the theme to be honest Dave

Having no f*cking idea what the theme is (already mentioned I can't access YouTube links...and no c*nt has had the courtesy to enlighten me as to what exactly the f*ck it is you're talking about), I thought I'd have, to coin a phrase, a stab at it

by Alistair Thu 12 May 2016, 12:56 pm

Afternoon all.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 May 2016, 1:00 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm sure it's absolutely charming but I'm not sure how it fits the theme to be honest Dave
Having no f*cking idea what the theme is (already mentioned I can't access YouTube links...and no c*nt has had the courtesy to enlighten me as to what exactly the f*ck it is you're talking about), I thought I'd have, to coin a phrase, a stab at it

I think it is to do with moderators/administators/regulators etc. DAVE, but not quite sure myself.

Afternoon 'stair...

by Alistair Thu 12 May 2016, 1:04 pm

How are you, Rick?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 May 2016, 1:06 pm

Alright mate cheers, glad the sun is back out, had a couple at Chester last week...

The football is absolute rubbish and I am in a marginal mood because of that, all the rest is gravy...

You?

by **superflyweight** Thu 12 May 2016, 1:07 pm

Adam D wrote:I would never have guessed mine either...oh wait a minute.

You see how ungrateful the rest were (other than LTD) - you wouldnt get that from me.

Think how I feel. I'm much better than you and a much more respected member of the Culture Cup and I didn't get one.

by **superflyweight** Thu 12 May 2016, 1:12 pm

Rowley wrote:New Stone Roses single being released 8pm this evening. Enjoy these moments this is literally as happy as you are ever likely to encounter me.

It will be terrible Jeff. F*cking terrible. Imagine the kind of sh*t the Beatles would have produced in 1987 (about the same time as McCartney was doing songs with cartoon frogs) had they got back together and you might get close to how bad it will be.

I've said it before, but I f*cking hate it when groups get back together after they've split. They should call the song "Pension Fund".

by Alistair Thu 12 May 2016, 1:12 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Adam D wrote:I would never have guessed mine either...oh wait a minute.

You see how ungrateful the rest were (other than LTD) - you wouldnt get that from me.

Think how I feel. I'm much better than you and a much more respected member of the Culture Cup and I didn't get one.

l*l

All good thanks, Rick. Been busy and struggled to get on, enjoyed catching up on the abuse the resident aquatic marine mammal received.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 May 2016, 1:16 pm

Anyone seen flipper today?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 May 2016, 1:24 pm

His local hospital.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 May 2016, 1:25 pm

Angry flipper:

by Rowley Thu 12 May 2016, 1:35 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:New Stone Roses single being released 8pm this evening. Enjoy these moments this is literally as happy as you are ever likely to encounter me.

It will be terrible Jeff. F*cking terrible. Imagine the kind of sh*t the Beatles would have produced in 1987 (about the same time as McCartney was doing songs with cartoon frogs) had they got back together and you might get close to how bad it will be.

I've said it before, but I f*cking hate it when groups get back together after they've split. They should call the song "Pension Fund".

Wings, the band the Beatles could have been.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 May 2016, 1:36 pm

Afternoon Notches. To the bitches complaining about or being included, the reasons are thus.

Madam D - while I'm perfectly alright being flagged up for isis materials on my pc I'm less inclined to be flagged up by the I.t department at work as a fan of M*ulin R*uge or G*ease

Superfly: You're too quiet nowadays ever since snp took over, the only thing I could think of for you was 'God save the Queen' but I thought I'd eschew that in favour of keeping you alive/unraped by Sturgeon's mimsy.

Alistair: I know you didn't complain but you're whiny anyway and are probably sticking pins into a voodoo doll. I just wanted to let you know that doll is linked to Seany's spirit and where you have been sticking those pins means that you are unique on this forum as having both tried to and succesfully bringing Sean to orgasm.

TLD - I was going to put up cotton eye joe but that weird song came up and I couldn't resist posting it, you bug~~gery~~ inundated indentured servant

So strangely Tino was the only one who liked his link. Ungrateful bitches.

by **superflyweight** Thu 12 May 2016, 1:38 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Afternoon Notches. To the bitches complaining about or being included, the reasons are thus.

Madam D - while I'm perfectly alright being flagged up for isis materials on my pc I'm less inclined to be flagged up by the I.t department at work as a fan of M*ulin R*uge or G*ease

Superfly: You're too quiet nowadays ever since snp took over, the only thing I could think of for you was 'God save the Queen' but I thought I'd eschew that in favour of keeping you alive/unraped by Sturgeon's mimsy.

Alistair: I know you didn't complain but you're whiny anyway and are probably sticking pins into a voodoo doll. I just wanted to let you know that doll is linked to Seany's spirit and where you have been sticking those pins means that you are unique on this forum as having both tried to and succesfully bringing Sean to orgasm.

TLD - I was going to put up cotton eye joe but that weird song came up and I couldn't resist posting it, you bug~~gery~~ inundated indentured servant

So strangely Tino was the only one who liked his link. Ungrateful bitches.

Fair enough Shah. You're all heart.

by Alistair Thu 12 May 2016, 1:56 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Afternoon Notches. To the bitches complaining about or being included, the reasons are thus.

Madam D - while I'm perfectly alright being flagged up for isis materials on my pc I'm less inclined to be flagged up by the I.t department at work as a fan of M*ulin R*uge or G*ease

Superfly: You're too quiet nowadays ever since snp took over, the only thing I could think of for you was 'God save the Queen' but I thought I'd eschew that in favour of keeping you alive/unraped by Sturgeon's mimsy.

Alistair: I know you didn't complain but you're whiny anyway and are probably sticking pins into a voodoo doll. I just wanted to let you know that doll is linked to Seany's spirit and where you have been sticking those pins means that you are unique on this forum as having both tried to and succesfully bringing Sean to orgasm.

TLD - I was going to put up cotton eye joe but that weird song came up and I couldn't resist posting it, you bug~~gery~~ inundated indentured servant

So strangely Tino was the only one who liked his link. Ungrateful bitches.

I've no idea what you're on about, but Allahu Akbar and all that.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 May 2016, 2:01 pm

Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Afternoon Notches. To the bitches complaining about or being included, the reasons are thus.

Madam D - while I'm perfectly alright being flagged up for isis materials on my pc I'm less inclined to be flagged up by the I.t department at work as a fan of M*ulin R*uge or G*ease

Superfly: You're too quiet nowadays ever since snp took over, the only thing I could think of for you was 'God save the Queen' but I thought I'd eschew that in favour of keeping you alive/unraped by Sturgeon's mimsy.

Alistair: I know you didn't complain but you're whiny anyway and are probably sticking pins into a voodoo doll. I just wanted to let you know that doll is linked to Seany's spirit and where you have been sticking those pins means that you are unique on this forum as having both tried to and succesfully bringing Sean to orgasm.

TLD - I was going to put up cotton eye joe but that weird song came up and I couldn't resist posting it, you bug~~gery~~ inundated indentured servant

So strangely Tino was the only one who liked his link. Ungrateful bitches.

I've no idea what you're on about, but Allahu Akbar and all that.

Very sweet of you to say so but you're still getting thrown off that roof.

by Alistair Thu 12 May 2016, 2:07 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Afternoon Notches. To the bitches complaining about or being included, the reasons are thus.

Madam D - while I'm perfectly alright being flagged up for isis materials on my pc I'm less inclined to be flagged up by the I.t department at work as a fan of M*ulin R*uge or G*ease

Superfly: You're too quiet nowadays ever since snp took over, the only thing I could think of for you was 'God save the Queen' but I thought I'd eschew that in favour of keeping you alive/unraped by Sturgeon's mimsy.

Alistair: I know you didn't complain but you're whiny anyway and are probably sticking pins into a voodoo doll. I just wanted to let you know that doll is linked to Seany's spirit and where you have been sticking those pins means that you are unique on this forum as having both tried to and succesfully bringing Sean to orgasm.

TLD - I was going to put up cotton eye joe but that weird song came up and I couldn't resist posting it, you bug~~gery~~ inundated indentured servant

So strangely Tino was the only one who liked his link. Ungrateful bitches.

I've no idea what you're on about, but Allahu Akbar and all that.

Very sweet of you to say so but you're still getting thrown off that roof.

There's no virgins where you're going.

by Guest Thu 12 May 2016, 2:15 pm

Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Afternoon Notches. To the bitches complaining about or being included, the reasons are thus.

Madam D - while I'm perfectly alright being flagged up for isis materials on my pc I'm less inclined to be flagged up by the I.t department at work as a fan of M*ulin R*uge or G*ease

Superfly: You're too quiet nowadays ever since snp took over, the only thing I could think of for you was 'God save the Queen' but I thought I'd eschew that in favour of keeping you alive/unraped by Sturgeon's mimsy.

Alistair: I know you didn't complain but you're whiny anyway and are probably sticking pins into a voodoo doll. I just wanted to let you know that doll is linked to Seany's spirit and where you have been sticking those pins means that you are unique on this forum as having both tried to and succesfully bringing Sean to orgasm.

TLD - I was going to put up cotton eye joe but that weird song came up and I couldn't resist posting it, you bug~~gery~~ inundated indentured servant

So strangely Tino was the only one who liked his link. Ungrateful bitches.

I've no idea what you're on about, but Allahu Akbar and all that.

Very sweet of you to say so but you're still getting thrown off that roof.

There's no virgins where you're going.

Party at Cliff Richard's house?

by Alistair Thu 12 May 2016, 2:24 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Afternoon Notches. To the bitches complaining about or being included, the reasons are thus.

Madam D - while I'm perfectly alright being flagged up for isis materials on my pc I'm less inclined to be flagged up by the I.t department at work as a fan of M*ulin R*uge or G*ease

Superfly: You're too quiet nowadays ever since snp took over, the only thing I could think of for you was 'God save the Queen' but I thought I'd eschew that in favour of keeping you alive/unraped by Sturgeon's mimsy.

Alistair: I know you didn't complain but you're whiny anyway and are probably sticking pins into a voodoo doll. I just wanted to let you know that doll is linked to Seany's spirit and where you have been sticking those pins means that you are unique on this forum as having both tried to and succesfully bringing Sean to orgasm.

TLD - I was going to put up cotton eye joe but that weird song came up and I couldn't resist posting it, you bug~~gery~~ inundated indentured servant

So strangely Tino was the only one who liked his link. Ungrateful bitches.

I've no idea what you're on about, but Allahu Akbar and all that.

Very sweet of you to say so but you're still getting thrown off that roof.

There's no virgins where you're going.
Party at Cliff Richard's house?

Hot tub party with the girls from Geordie Shore.

by Guest Thu 12 May 2016, 2:29 pm

Alistair wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Afternoon Notches. To the bitches complaining about or being included, the reasons are thus.

Madam D - while I'm perfectly alright being flagged up for isis materials on my pc I'm less inclined to be flagged up by the I.t department at work as a fan of M*ulin R*uge or G*ease

Superfly: You're too quiet nowadays ever since snp took over, the only thing I could think of for you was 'God save the Queen' but I thought I'd eschew that in favour of keeping you alive/unraped by Sturgeon's mimsy.

Alistair: I know you didn't complain but you're whiny anyway and are probably sticking pins into a voodoo doll. I just wanted to let you know that doll is linked to Seany's spirit and where you have been sticking those pins means that you are unique on this forum as having both tried to and succesfully bringing Sean to orgasm.

TLD - I was going to put up cotton eye joe but that weird song came up and I couldn't resist posting it, you bug~~gery~~ inundated indentured servant

So strangely Tino was the only one who liked his link. Ungrateful bitches.

I've no idea what you're on about, but Allahu Akbar and all that.

Very sweet of you to say so but you're still getting thrown off that roof.

There's no virgins where you're going.
Party at Cliff Richard's house?

Hot tub party with the girls from Geordie Shore.

Guest appearance on Loose Women?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 May 2016, 2:30 pm

Just had a thought that will cheer you up no end Superfly. Doesn't Sturgeon look like the Lou Ferrigno version of the incredible hulk?

by Alistair Thu 12 May 2016, 2:36 pm

Would you?

by **superflyweight** Thu 12 May 2016, 2:47 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Just had a thought that will cheer you up no end Superfly. Doesn't Sturgeon look like the Lou Ferrigno version of the incredible hulk?

Like the love child of Lou Ferrigno and Wee Jimmie Krankie.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 May 2016, 2:57 pm

Alistair wrote:Would you?

I would.

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