The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Wed 27 Apr 2016, 2:43 pm

First topic message reminder :

Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.

by Adam D Thu 12 May 2016, 3:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:Would you?

I would.

Which one? Lou Ferrigno or Wee Jimmie Krankie?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 May 2016, 3:06 pm

Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:Would you?

I would.
Which one? Lou Ferrigno or Wee Jimmie Krankie?

Big Lou, obviously.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 May 2016, 7:01 am

Morning Shah, Jeff, TLD et al

Fist notches

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 May 2016, 7:10 am

Morning. Wonder what Jeff thinks of new stone roses track. After 1 listen I have it as 6/10.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 May 2016, 7:16 am

Morning sean, I have not even listened to it yet to be honest.

Is it like their old stuff? It can not be that good or bad as it would be everywhere by now.

by Rowley Fri 13 May 2016, 7:18 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZwWnXuB_eg

Morning notches

Would tend to agree Sean, don't mind the guitar but the lyrics are awful, sound like Kasabian, which is very much not a compliment in my mind.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 May 2016, 7:27 am

They should have covered the sting, rod Stewart, and Bryan Adams classic All for one

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 7:39 am

Rick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjiTTcJsETY

Found one that combines your love of games and your fear of impregnating the missus

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 May 2016, 7:41 am

Band fails to do best work more than 20 years after they ceased to be relevant.

I'm shocked to the core.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 7:41 am

Morning three and all.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 May 2016, 8:21 am

Good morning.

The female black widow’s poison is 15 times deadlier than a rattlesnakes.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 8:22 am

Look up a velvet ant Tino. Apparently the female of the species is nigh on indestructible

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 May 2016, 8:59 am

Shock shock horror horror
Shock shock horror
I'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force
The female of the species is more deadly than the male

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 9:05 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Shock shock horror horror
Shock shock horror
I'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force
The female of the species is more deadly than the male

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=elizabeth+marx&rlz=1C1QJDB_enGB635GB635&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=955&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi6lZyyy9bMAhUMFiwKHTU5AQ0Q_AUIBygC

You are a legend Jules. Er, maybe you better wait till you're alone to have a look

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 May 2016, 9:12 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Rick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjiTTcJsETY

Found one that combines your love of games and your fear of impregnating the missus

Haha, well played!

by Alistair Fri 13 May 2016, 9:57 am

Morning.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 May 2016, 10:03 am

Morning Alistair.

by Alistair Fri 13 May 2016, 10:06 am

Morning, Tino!

How's things?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 May 2016, 10:14 am

Alistair wrote:Morning, Tino!

How's things?

Wonderful mate, you?

I had an 80 minute meeting on conflict mining this morning. I could have started and concluded the meeting in 8 seconds. Don't buy metal from conflict mines. That was all we needed to know. 80 f*cking minutes of people saying the same thing in 25 different ways. C*nts, the lot of them.

I did some great artwork though. Finished off my drawing of a centipede wearing boots on each foot that I had started last week. I even added a fedora to the doodle. I also drew a great white shark eating Donald Trump although I need to finish it in the next pointless meeting.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 May 2016, 10:20 am

Morning 'stair

by Adam D Fri 13 May 2016, 10:23 am

I for one would love to see that drawing. Could you take a photo and upload?

As you are all music snobs of some sort, has anyone got any opinions on the Manics Welsh Footy song?

I cant tell if its so awful, its great or whether its just plain awful.

by Alistair Fri 13 May 2016, 10:30 am

Morning, Rick.

Grand thanks, Tino, albeit slightly hanging.

Drawings sound impressive! Did the shark happen to be flying and flown by a Nazi Zombie, akin to that trailer someone posted (bloke that comes in here, Alan? Arnold?)

Was Trump being assisted by his racist, Obama hating former Butler?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 May 2016, 10:37 am

Alistair wrote:Morning, Rick.

Grand thanks, Tino, albeit slightly hanging.

Drawings sound impressive! Did the shark happen to be flying and flown by a Nazi Zombie, akin to that trailer someone posted (bloke that comes in here, Alan? Arnold?)

Was Trump being assisted by his racist, Obama hating former Butler?

I started off by drawing Hilary Clintons head on a sharks body but I wasn't feeling it so changed it to a bog standard carcharodon carcharias. Trump's butler isn't in there but I may well add him to the drawing after the recent revelations.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 May 2016, 10:44 am

Adam D wrote:I for one would love to see that drawing. Could you take a photo and upload?

As you are all music snobs of some sort, has anyone got any opinions on the Manics Welsh Footy song?

I cant tell if its so awful, its great or whether its just plain awful.

Not heard it yet mate, but if you are wanting music snobs then you are in the right place...

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 10:45 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Adam D wrote:I for one would love to see that drawing. Could you take a photo and upload?

As you are all music snobs of some sort, has anyone got any opinions on the Manics Welsh Footy song?

I cant tell if its so awful, its great or whether its just plain awful.

Not heard it yet mate, but if you are wanting music snobs then you are in the right place...

Perhaps but as it's his first visit here surely he should at least introduce himself. Kids nowadays.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 May 2016, 10:49 am

Adam D wrote:I for one would love to see that drawing. Could you take a photo and upload?

As you are all music snobs of some sort, has anyone got any opinions on the Manics Welsh Footy song?

I cant tell if its so awful, its great or whether its just plain awful.

You cannot add Adam D to your ignore-list because he belongs to the forum Administrators or Moderators groups.

by Guest Fri 13 May 2016, 10:53 am

Heard the Welsh footy song...w*nk. Heard the English one...even more w*nk (apparently it's been done by some French geezer ...David something or other)

At least Keith Allen hasn't stuck his f*cking greedy money grabbing c*nt faced snout in the trough....even better, his daughter hasn't either

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 May 2016, 11:11 am

DAVE667 wrote:Heard the Welsh footy song...w*nk. Heard the English one...even more w*nk (apparently it's been done by some French geezer ...David something or other)

At least Keith Allen hasn't stuck his f*cking greedy money grabbing c*nt faced snout in the trough....even better, his daughter hasn't either

Ginola?

by Guest Fri 13 May 2016, 11:23 am

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Heard the Welsh footy song...w*nk. Heard the English one...even more w*nk (apparently it's been done by some French geezer ...David something or other)

At least Keith Allen hasn't stuck his f*cking greedy money grabbing c*nt faced snout in the trough....even better, his daughter hasn't either

Ginola?

Guetta? Guerta?

Ginola was singing on TalkSport this morning (anything is an improvement over listening to that overpaid fat c*nt, Alan Brazil

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 May 2016, 11:37 am

I'm nearing 5,000 posts. Could get myself over the hump with a big effort at lunchtime.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 May 2016, 11:50 am

superflyweight wrote:I'm nearing 5,000 posts. Could get myself over the hump with a big effort at lunchtime.

I can knock out a quiz if that will help?

by Alistair Fri 13 May 2016, 11:53 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:Morning, Rick.

Grand thanks, Tino, albeit slightly hanging.

Drawings sound impressive! Did the shark happen to be flying and flown by a Nazi Zombie, akin to that trailer someone posted (bloke that comes in here, Alan? Arnold?)

Was Trump being assisted by his racist, Obama hating former Butler?

I started off by drawing Hilary Clintons head on a sharks body but I wasn't feeling it so changed it to a bog standard carcharodon carcharias. Trump's butler isn't in there but I may well add him to the drawing after the recent revelations.

I think it would certainly add to the picture, perhaps a see urchin with Ted Cruz's face?

by Guest Fri 13 May 2016, 12:02 pm

Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:Morning, Rick.

Grand thanks, Tino, albeit slightly hanging.

Drawings sound impressive! Did the shark happen to be flying and flown by a Nazi Zombie, akin to that trailer someone posted (bloke that comes in here, Alan? Arnold?)

Was Trump being assisted by his racist, Obama hating former Butler?

I started off by drawing Hilary Clintons head on a sharks body but I wasn't feeling it so changed it to a bog standard carcharodon carcharias. Trump's butler isn't in there but I may well add him to the drawing after the recent revelations.

I think it would certainly add to the picture, perhaps a see urchin with Ted Cruz's face?

c*nt

by Alistair Fri 13 May 2016, 12:09 pm

I deserve that.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 12:15 pm

Alistair wrote:I deserve that.

But you'll never get it. Stick to Kellies behind

by Alistair Fri 13 May 2016, 12:31 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:I deserve that.

But you'll never get it. Stick to Kellies behind

I guess that's the benefit of having all those wives.

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 May 2016, 12:38 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm nearing 5,000 posts. Could get myself over the hump with a big effort at lunchtime.

I can knock one out to a quiz if that will help?

Whatever you want to masturbate to is up to you.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 May 2016, 12:45 pm

I've found Sean.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/liverpool-boss-jurgen-klopp-stuns-7960311

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 12:45 pm

Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:I deserve that.

But you'll never get it. Stick to Kellies behind

I guess that's the benefit of having all those wives.

Envy becomes you.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 May 2016, 12:50 pm

superflyweight wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm nearing 5,000 posts. Could get myself over the hump with a big effort at lunchtime.

I can knock one out to a quiz if that will help?

Whatever you want to masturbate to is up to you.

Thanks mate, I shall be round later.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 1:19 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm nearing 5,000 posts. Could get myself over the hump with a big effort at lunchtime.

I can knock one out to a quiz if that will help?

Whatever you want to masturbate to is up to you.

Thanks mate, I shall be round later.

Rick has always dreamed of masturbating in the most northernly place possible. Youve no idea what this means to him apart from developing stamina due to the altitude training he's going to get.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 May 2016, 1:26 pm

Sausage roll, chips, mushy peas, bread and butter, 8/10

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 1:31 pm

10 fish fingers 1/10

Fridge went bust. We are going to replace it with an American one. Hopefully we can stock enough for 9 in it now. It says good for 4 people families but 4 americans in any other country is a tectonic plate

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 1:54 pm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/13/traffic-camera-captures-fantastic-photo-of-speeding-blue-boobie/

TLD

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 May 2016, 4:01 pm

Amazing Shah

Had a bizarre red back experience this morning. The Bosnian limestone paver (who did half of Munich apparently) called at work to say we were about 50 pavers short... so had to duck out to the carpark down below.

Was talking to him looking at a pot plant in the sun when I saw a juicy little red back tidying up its web. They are very messy and haphazard. Thought how excited Tino would be so after the call I got the phone camera ready and zoomed right in.

Nearly died. As I looked at the sharpened image I saw what I thought were 2 spiders. It was its shadow. It then sensed my alarm and scurried back under the black plastic rim. Put my pinky on the outer extremities of the web to try and entice it back out but alas... no luck.

Will try and get a snap if I see it again next week.

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 May 2016, 4:31 pm

They're easier to photograph once they've been crushed under the sole of a sturdy shoe (or a sh1te trainer like Galted's hi-tecs).

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 5:19 pm

Serena is ill after eating dog food l*l

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 May 2016, 6:54 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Serena is ill after eating dog food l*l

True, but her coat is looking very healthy.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 13 May 2016, 7:45 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Serena is ill after eating dog food l*l

True, but her coat is looking very healthy.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 May 2016, 11:54 pm

Ha. First proper read in a while. Miss you northerners, darkies and Tino.

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